Chapter 995: Men and Women of the Under-Pumping Type! (Two more flowers)
"Don't go in!" Tiger Courage, who seemed to have his eyes slightly closed, as if he had fallen asleep, suddenly roared, took a step sideways, and blocked in front of a sloppy girl who didn't want to take a second look at it.
"I want to watch the game!" The girl raised her lowered head and glanced at Tiger Guts and Tiankui, who was hiding far away, stubbornly and crisply asked.
Looking at the girl in front of him, Tiankui finally understood what it meant to be "unsalted and unsalted and evil", the short student's head, messy like a needle pricked on the head, godless eyes, the face was like ashes, it didn't matter if she didn't look good, she was actually wearing a white shirt inside, a blue and black men's jacket outside, and a black over-the-knee skirt, white stockings, and black leather shoes.
Although Tiankui's cultural level is not high, he seems to remember the texts of elementary school at a glance, and the little girl in front of him is simply a modern version of the little girl who sells matches, which makes people unbearable to look at and is afraid of falling for thousands of miles.
Although he was dressed sloppily, his clothes were clean from top to bottom, and the smell of inferior perfume emanated from his body, which made Tiger Courage, a great master, take a step back, cover his nose, frown and look carefully.
"Pay the money to get in!" Tiger Guts blocked the entrance to the gate with a flushed face, stared at the round eyes and kindly dissuaded, "You still don't want to go in, little girl!" ”
"If you want money, you said it earlier!" The girl opened her mouth and had a beautiful little white teeth, and she didn't seem to be annoyed at all by the loud voice of the tiger guts, but happily took out ten yuan from her pocket and handed it to the tiger guts, and said very seriously, "Big brother, you want to find me five yuan!" I don't charge any money for watching movies in the village! ”
"What? I'm still looking for your money? Tiger Courage looked at the ten yuan in the ugly girl's hand, and was at a loss and didn't know what to do.
"Forget it, you go in!" Tiankui looked at Tiger Courage's embarrassed look, and then looked at the almost idiot-like girl in front of him, hurriedly stepped forward, pulled Tiger Courage and whispered, "Let her in, it's best to sit next to those sons and brothers in Senye, it's disgusting and disgusting to them, hehe!" Tiankui chuckled in a wicked voice.
"Then the ticket money is not collected, what should we do if we go back and are accused of corruption?" Tiger Courage said very seriously.
"Let's go over there and chat, let's pretend we didn't see it!" Tiankui thinks about it, there are people counting the number of people inside, in case the number of people and money is not right, he and Tiger Guts will be suspected. Although it can be explained clearly, it will be difficult to explain to Sun Er when the time comes when he lets people in without authorization. After thinking about it, I just turned a blind eye.
"Done! It's a good idea! Tiger Courage grinned, and then followed Tiankui to the far right of the gate.
"Hey, do you want any more money?" The ugly girl waved the money in her hand and shouted earnestly. "You don't, then I'll go in!"
The answer to the ugly woman was Tiger Courage and Tiankui's indifferent back.
"I guess it's free again, hehe, I'm going to watch the game!" The ugly girl happily stretched out her arms and ran towards the base step by step.
"We forgot to tell her where she sits!" Tiankui watched the ugly girl's figure disappear, and suddenly remembered that he had forgotten his advice.
"What then? Now catch up and tell me? Tiger boldly and anxiously strode in the direction of the ugly girl.
"Forget it! Stop chasing! Now you go and say, aren't we suspicious? The people inside will cope! Tiankui hurriedly grabbed the tiger gall and whispered, "But just once today, you can't let her in tomorrow!" ”
"Hmmm! Listen to you! Although Tiger Gallant was old, Yujian didn't have any idea about it, so he agreed loudly, and then continued to stand in the center of the gate like a door god.
"Don't block the center of the door like a ghost, I explained it to you very clearly, you still have no end!" Lin Mengwei had just been woken up by Zhen Cheng, and Han Yong came looking for her like a ghost. Looking at Han Yong with an angry face at the door, Zhen Cheng was a little weak-hearted, afraid that Han Yong would tell the truth and be known by Lin Mengwei. Seeing Lin Mengwei looking at himself and Han Yong suspiciously, Zhen Cheng hurriedly turned his head and said, "Weiwei, you go to the warehouse to watch the game first, I'll come over immediately!" ”
"Good! Let's talk! Lin Mengwei smiled and nodded to Han Yong, stood up and walked out of the dormitory quickly.
"Are you scared?" When Han Yong saw Lin Mengwei leaving, the anger on his face disappeared instead, and he walked into the dormitory with a donkey face and looked at Zhen Cheng and sneered, "I didn't answer the phone in bed just now!" ”
"Get out!" Zhen Cheng scolded loudly, are you an old thing who is perverted in your heart without looking for a woman! "I don't care if I'm uncomfortable or not, let's talk about my cousin first!" The place that shouldn't be touched by you is touched, and you can't be irresponsible if you want to! It seems that your woman doesn't know yet, if you don't give me an explanation today, I'll go to your * nest tomorrow to ask for an explanation! ”
"You're still not human? How did you become so shameless? Zhen Cheng was very angry. In the past, his kung fu was not as good as Han Yong, and this beast often threatened himself with his strength, and he had to give in; Now that his strength is higher than that of the other party, Han Yong, who is ***, is it easy to bully himself again? "I don't care, if you talk nonsense in front of my woman, then I'll just hold a press conference!"
"What are you doing at a press conference?" Han Yong found a chair and sat down, looked at Zhen Cheng and asked suspiciously.
"It's nothing! When I came out of the underground prison, my master Miao Siren told me to do something good that could benefit the common people. He also gave me a lot of ancient recipes, one of which can revive a man's strength, and I'm going to announce it! If the reporter doesn't believe it, then I'll say, isn't someone Han from Tai Liquid Pool—"
"Die!" Han Yong sat on the chair and stretched out his right foot, kicking it directly at Zhen Cheng, his face flushed and roared angrily.
"What's going on? Shameless, right? We're all men, so compromise with each other! Zhen Cheng moved slightly, dodging Han Yong's sneak attack and suggested with a smile, "If you don't say it, I won't say it; Even if you do, it will only ruin your cousin's reputation, I don't care! ”
"Wang Ba" can't die of hunger for a day! Fight again tomorrow! Zhen Cheng saw that Han Yong no longer blamed himself, and waved his hand very pretending to be B, "For women, you don't understand, listen to me!" ”
"My aunt is not worried, you should fight one!" Han Yong looked at Zhen Cheng and pleaded helplessly, "It's okay for you, a great love saint, to be kind, don't harm my cousin!" ”
"Ink!" Zhen Cheng saw Han Yong's appearance that he was about to go crazy, so he took out his phone very face-saving, and while dialing Zhou Yubing, he mocked, "I can't use your phone, you have to use mine!" ”
"Turn on hands-free!" Han Yong ignored Zhen Cheng and assured loudly, "I won't intervene!" ”
"It's better for you to go out, there are some things that you can't listen to!" Zhen Cheng glanced at Han Yong's serious suggestion and said, "This is physically and mentally damaging to you!" ”
"your grandma!" When Han Yong raised his foot and wanted to kick Zhen Cheng, Zhou Yubing's phone was connected.
"It's me, what's the matter?" Zhou Yubing's voice was cold, like a female subordinate who was being molested, and replied very indifferently, "I won't go tonight!" ”
"You're sick, aren't you?" Zhen Cheng yelled loudly, "I didn't hire you to let you stay at home, you will die quickly!" ”
Han Yong was dumbfounded, looked at Zhen Cheng, and wanted to smash the chair into Zhen Cheng's head. Is this persuasion? Isn't that adding fuel to the fire? Han Yong's face was flushed and he gestured silently, but Zhen Cheng was full of smiles.
"Fuck you!" There was the sound of a cup shattering on the other side of the phone, followed by Zhou Yubing's roar that shook the phone to a buzzing sound. "The old lady is gone, resign!"
“xiexie! Then don't talk about it! You have psychological problems, it is really not suitable for you to be in the cold, it is better to have a child as soon as possible! After Zhen Cheng finished speaking, he hung up the phone directly. glanced at Han Yong and said with a smile, "This time it's solved, right?" Your cousin will be safe next time! ”
Han was so pale that his hands trembled and he couldn't speak.
"Watch the game! Half an hour later, you'll see your cousin! I really don't know how you became the captain of the guard! Zhen Cheng shook the phone and said with a smile, "See, she called again!" Hang up N times, she will definitely come to the base to settle accounts with me by herself! ”
"Agitation?" Han Yong followed out of the dormitory, as if he also understood, and said.
"Bullshit! Your cousin has that stinky temper, and she has nothing to do to find a pump! Just scold a few words! Zhen Cheng's phone was not turned off, but kept hanging up. He said very proudly and stinkily, "It seems that you don't know your cousin as well as me, if this is in ancient times, you just don't know your wife!" ”
"Get out!" Han Yong couldn't bear it anymore, and when he got out of the dormitory, he gathered up his strength and slammed his fist at the back of Zhen Cheng, the * demon.