"No, I'm going to take the box......"

Halfway through my words, my body was involuntarily pulled out of the bedroom door by Xiaoqin.

What kind of hex is this? How do you feel that Xiaoqin is not using Liliang to lead me, but subtly makes me lose my balance and make me have to take steps on my own?

And every time I took a step, the change in my posture was immediately taken advantage of by Xiaoqin, guiding me like flowing water, making me walk step by step into the foyer like a dream.

Fortunately, I was only wearing socks, and the bathroom was full of the sound of running water, and Aunt Ren didn't hear the movement outside.

But even though I'm wearing platform leather boots, I think Qin has the ability to remove Liliang from my steps on the floor, and Zuihou doesn't make a sound at all.

Is this also martial arts? It's weird! It gives me goosebumps!

I heard that Aunt Ren is from a martial arts family, and she came out to engage in sanda and was also talked about by some seniors in the martial arts world, saying that she didn't learn the exquisite martial arts handed down by her family, and she had to come out to practice sanda, which was really a shame for her ancestors.

Later, Aunt Ren won the Sanda Shijie Championship, and those seniors were still not satisfied, saying that Aunt Ren must have won the championship because she had learned some family martial arts, and the Sanda Championship was still far from being the first in the world.

I don't know which of the predecessors who said this kind of thing is the best in the world.

Having said that, what Xiaoqin used just now was definitely not the trick in Sanda, could it be that this is their family martial arts? It's just that the fur is so scary? Why haven't I seen her use it on me in the era of the little overlord?

It's not hard to understand that at that time, I was below her in height and physical strength, and there was no need for her to use such advanced skills against me.

Immediately fell into a deep inferiority complex.

I don't know if I can beat the current celery by using Berserker mode.

Although there is no reason to fight her...... And even if I wanted to fight, Xiaoqin wouldn't give me all my strength.

Bullying a girl who can release water, I haven't fallen to that point yet.

Xiaoqin pulled me away and whispered to me in her ear:

"You go to the door to put on your shoes first, and I'll take the cardboard box out for you."

I didn't feel at ease, so I said I wanted to go in and get it myself.

"Don't be willful, classmate Ye Lin, time is very tight!"

Do you know that time is tight and you are still asking me for tolls? It's cool to be stuffed into my tongue, right? Deserve!

Mischievous recalls the taste of celery's lips.

Sure enough, my sneakers were found on the carpet in the foyer, and I don't know when Xiaoqin found them and put them here.

I was still a little hesitant to go back to my bedroom and get my own suitcase.

Seeing the expression on my face, Xiaoqin said to me in a half-swearing, half-threatening tone:

"I'll really take care of the box! Tell you, my mother thought it was just her and me at home, and we wouldn't be able to get dressed immediately after the shower! Classmate Ye Lin, you are struggling, do you want to see my mother's naked body? ”

Who wants to see Aunt Ren's **! You're thinking I'm too perverted! I'm already embarrassed just to hear the sound of Aunt Ren taking a bath!

I had to crouch down with a red face to tie my shoelaces.

Qin went back to the bedroom to get the box as she promised, probably because I was anxious and nervous, and I thought it took her a little longer.

Finally, Xiaoqin came out with the box in her arms.

Walking slowly in all directions, he also made a "hey, hey" sound to dub himself, as if the box was heavy.

Stop acting! Hurry up and bring it to Lao Tzu!

"Oops!"

Xiaoqin seemed to be blocked by the box, so she tripped over the sofa leg, and the whole person fell on the sofa, and the box was also out of her hand.

My heart almost jumped out of my throat.

Fake fall! What a fake fall! It's even more fake than Rooney and Ronaldo's fake fall! Where is the referee, hurry up and blow the whistle and show the red card!

"Xiaoqin, what's wrong with you?"

Aunt Ren's voice came from the bathroom.

"Woo~~ It's okay, I tripped ......"

Xiaoqin raised her face from the sofa and spit out her little tongue at me while answering her mother's question.

I wanted to strangle her to death right away.

Pinch your neck hard, and let your tongue stick out as long as you want!

Fortunately, the seal was tightly sealed, and the toys in the carton box did not spill out.

Xiaoqin got up from the couch, picked up the suitcase, and still staggered towards me.

"Hey, hey~"

You don't have to dub it, okay! This box is not heavy at all! Don't pretend to be a dock porter, okay! Even if you're a porter, you're the Popeye type!

Xiaoqin finally rubbed in front of me and reluctantly handed the box to me.

"Ye Lin, can I go to see them in the future?"

It was as if the box contained me and her children.

"No! Bad people like you don't have visitation rights! Stop dreaming! ”

Xiao Qin whimpered in her throat, like a kitten and a puppy being bullied.

Because I was carrying a shoulder bag and holding a box in both hands, it was very inconvenient to open the door, and I was afraid that I would not be familiar with the door lock of Aunt Ren's house and make too much noise.

So I ordered Qin to open the door for me.

Despite her reluctance, she gently opened the security door and let me out safely.

After I closed the door, Aunt Ren seemed to say something to Xiaoqin, but I didn't hear it clearly.

There's no need to hear clearly.

I got out of the tiger's den in Longtan and rescued the hostages who had been kidnapped for many years, and I was relaxed.

As I walked among the lilac trees, I thought that Xiaoqin's performance today was not bad, at least for me to get back Optimus Prime.

But then her use value is completely gone, and I will never be blackmailed by her again.

couldn't help humming the exciting opening song in Jet Li's version of "Jingwu Heroes".

Guan Yunchang warmed the wine and cut Huaxiong back, probably this is also the mood I am in now, right?

The light outside was already a little dim, and I really lost a lot of time at Xiaoqin's house.

It suddenly occurred to me that Xiaoqin would do something when she helped me carry the box? For example, take out Big Brother Optimus Prime alone?

He shook his head again, although it took a bit of time for Xiaoqin to get the box, it was not long enough to unpack and seal the box.

Also, if I tear the tape off the box, it will make a loud noise, and I can't hear it.

As I remember about the weight of the box, it didn't get lighter, and when it shook, the robot and the foam made exactly the same friction sound.

Take the subway!

I tried my best to suppress the joy in my heart, I was 14 years old and I didn't like robot toys for a long time.

When I entered the subway and went through the security check, the security officer made a strange face at me while scanning my box.

What's so weird! Is it strange for someone of this age to hold a box of robot toys? I'm going to give it to my brother or nephew!

The people on the platform were also rude to look at my suitcase.

I clung to the box so that my big brother Optimus Prime wouldn't be snatched away.

When I was a child, I directed the seven-part series of "The Recovery of Septn" on the chessboard at home, and it is only the third part so far.

Do you want to let Big Brother Optimus Prime and them come back to the rivers and lakes and finish these seven parts?

But it's a bit naïve, right? Although I still remember the plot later......

After getting on the subway, many people looked at my box, and a couple of men and women pointed at me from a distance and snickered.

What's ridiculous! When your children watch my "Septern Seven" and see how much they imitate the plot every day, you should regret laughing at me today!

I wondered all the way home.

My dad was eating noodles, and looking at him, he thought I wouldn't be back for dinner today.

Seriously, with this box of robots, I really don't want to eat, and my mind is full of thoughts about how to finish "The Septern Seven" in my bedroom.

The look on my face must have been in my dad's eyes.

Dad put down his chopsticks, rolled his eyes and swallowed the noodles in his mouth, and asked me with a frown:

"Xiaolin? What are you doing with a box of sanitary napkins so happily? ”

Sanitary napkins!?

I turned the box around and looked, and the front of the box really said "oversized, leak-proof, scientific wings, sleep at ease", and there was a huge sanitary napkin diagram, for fear that others would not know what was inside.

No wonder the people on the street are looking at me!

No, that's not right! The box that Xiaoqin first gave me didn't have a sanitary napkin on it, it seemed to be an instant noodle!

Did I even ask Xiaoqin to change the tanuki for the prince?

I didn't answer my father's question, and rushed into my bedroom like crazy, not even using a paper cutter, and tore the tape off the box with my bare hands.

The box was filled with cushioning foam.

But there is no big brother Optimus Prime in the middle of the bubble, let alone big brother Optimus Prime, and there is not even a robot toy.

The box was full of photos of celery, at least 20 of them.

Each one is sealed in a wooden frame, the kind that is convenient for placing on the table.

It looks like it was taken only in the last month, and each one is full of smiles, and there is infinite hope for a happy life in his eyes.

My heart sank deeply.

Ah, what joy is life, and what is the pain of death!

Xiaoqin, what the hell do you want to do? Just because you have a picture of me on the dresser, do you want me to pick one of them and put it in my room?

If I put all 20 of these pictures in the house, 40 of them will look at me, and I won't want to sleep.

I've been lied to again.

Not only did he not save Optimus Prime, but he was also shoehorned into 20 photos of Xiaoqin.

I don't know how to explain it when my dad finds out.

I had to reseal it with duct tape and stuff it into the innermost part of the bed.

Celery is so hateful!

I must continue to bully her after I go to school! It's good to bully her to cry!