312 Foolish servant
Huang Fu pointed to the Najia corpse and said, "Brother Fan, what are you going to do with the fool?" ”
Jiang Fan stroked the unicorn on the top of Najia's corpse and said with a smile: "Take him away, and he will be my personal bodyguard and the guard of the family care home in the future." ”
Huang Fu almost fainted, "Brother Fan, this is a zombie, you take him home, this guy is so, the sisters-in-law are scared to death by him!" "The lustful Huang Fu of the Najia corpse is what he has seen with his own eyes, this guy has a pair of lustful eyes, and he thinks about breastfeeding, in case he climbs into bed to breastfeed in the middle of the night, then don't scare people to death.
Jiang Fan understood Huang Fu's thoughts, and said with a smile: "Xiaofu, you don't understand the habits of Najia corpses, this guy is honest and honest by nature, simple-minded, and easy to manage." Dress him up when he goes back, outsiders will never see that he is a zombie. Besides, with him as a bodyguard, the home is absolutely safe. ”
"Ahh Huang Fu was speechless for a moment, and the Najia corpse walked up to Huang Fu, pointed at him and said, "Master, is this guy also your servant?" ”
Huang Fu was stunned when he heard this, how did I become a servant! Jiang Fan immediately knocked on the head of the Najia corpse and said, "Fool, he is not a servant, he is your master's friend, you just call him..."
Najia corpse shouted at Huang Fu: "Dad! ”
"Ahh Huang Fu almost fainted, "I'm not your father, I'm not married yet, besides, if I have a zombie son like you, I won't faint to death!" ”
The Najia corpse immediately changed his words and said, "Grandpa! ”
Huang Fu's nose was almost crooked, "Why did I upgrade, don't scream!" Immediately crying and laughing.
Jiang Fan on the side couldn't help laughing, "Xiaofu, just let the fool call you dad, hahaha!" ”
The Najia corpse immediately shouted to Huang Fu: "Dad! ”
Huang Fu suddenly jumped up as if he was electrocuted, "Brother Fan, you want to kill me, I don't want to be a zombie father!" ”
Jiang Fan burst into tears and laughed, "Ha Luha, then what do you say the fool called you?" ”
Huang Fu thought for a while and said, "Since you are his master and you are the big master, then I am his second master!" Then he said to the Najia corpse: "Fool, you will call me the second master in the future!" ”
The Najia corpse shook his head and said, "No, Dad! ”
Huang Fu was dumbfounded, "Damn!" This fool even decided that I was a father! ”
Jiang Fan covered his mouth and smiled: "You just accept this son, hehe!" ”
Huang Fu shook his head helplessly and said, "Hey, what a sin!" Why did you suddenly have a zombie son! ”
Jiang Fan and Huang Fu came out of the dead man's field, and Zhou Changjiang hurriedly asked, "Has the corpse king been killed?" ”
Jiang Fan nodded and said, "The Corpse King has been completely wiped out!" ”
Zhou Changjiang let out a long breath and said with a smile: "Great, after eliminating the Corpse King, Xicheng District is finally stable, this time thanks to you, there will be a celebration party in the evening, you must come to participate!" ”
Jiang Fan returned to the Huaxi apartment community, saw that there was no one around, and shouted to the ground: "Fool, come out!" ”
Najia's corpse immediately burrowed out of the ground, "Master, what is this place?" ”
Jiang Fanhua said with a serious face: "This will be your home from now on, and your master will live on it, and when you see the hostess, you are not allowed to stare at the hostess with lustful eyes, let alone say that you want to breastfeed!" Do you know the way? ”
"Yes, master!"
Jiang Fan led the Najia corpse to the house, and it happened that there was no one at home, and when he saw the body of the Najia corpse, Jiang Fan immediately found a black windbreaker for him to wear. Not to mention that after the Najia corpse wore black wind clothes, it looked like a human, but the single horn on its head and the eyes of the two colors were uncomfortable.
So Jiang Fan immediately found a hat for the Najia corpse to put on, and then found a pair of sunglasses for him to put on, and then looked at the Najia corpse, completely looking like a bodyguard. Jiang Fan nodded with satisfaction and said, "Fool, you will hide under the ground downstairs if you have nothing to do in the future, when I summon you, you will come out, do you know the way?" ”
"Master, the fool has learned it!"
"Also, you have to protect the mistress of this house, and no one will hurt them, if anyone dares to hurt them, do you know what to do?" Jiang Fan said.
"Master, whoever dares to hurt the hostess, I will smash him!" Najia Native Corpse took out a bone spur with a serious face.
"Well, yes, I'll reward you with a toffee!" Jiang Fan took out a piece of toffee and handed it to Najia's corpse.
Najia Native Corpse excitedly took the toffee and smirked: "Toffee, I like it!" ”
At this time, the door opened, Liang Yan, Li Hanyan, Zhang Xiaolei, Shu Min, Wang Xiaoman, Li Zhiling and others entered the house, each of them holding a small bag in their hands, they had just returned from shopping on the street.
"Sail, you're back!" Liang Yan grabbed Jiang Fan.
Suddenly, the women found that there was a stranger wearing sunglasses and a windbreaker in the house, Zhang Xiaolei pointed to the Najia corpse and said, "Fan, who is this, don't you introduce us to it?" ”
Jiang Fan smiled and said, "This is the servant I just received, and his name is Fool." Then he said to the Najia corpse: "Fool, these are your mistresses, call the mistress!" ”
Seeing so many beauties from the Najia corpse, his saliva immediately flowed out, and he smirked: "Mistress! Grandmother! ”
The women immediately giggled, "Fan, where did you find a fool, why do you call us grandma!" ”
Jiang Fan's nose was almost crooked, and he immediately gave Najia a violent chestnut to the corpse, "Stupid, it's called the master mother, you have to protect them in the future, do you know the way?" ”
Najia corpse forehead, smirked: "Master mother! Protect the housewife! ”
Shu Min grabbed Jiang Fan and said, "Fan, where did you find this stupid guy, can he protect us?" ”
Jiang Fan pinched Shu Min's ass and said: "Xiaomin, don't underestimate the fool, he is amazing, honest and honest, as long as you give him toffee to eat, he is definitely very obedient." ”
Shu Min blushed and slapped Jiang Fan's dishonest hand, "He likes to eat toffee!" I have one here. Shu Min immediately took out a toffee and came out.
When the Najia corpse saw the toffee in Shu Min's hand, he immediately smiled and said, "Toffee, I like it!" ”
Shu Min immediately gave the toffee to the Najia corpse, "Stupid, give it to you!" ”
Najia Native Corpse took the toffee, "Mastermother, good, grandma is so big!" ”
"Poof!" Jiang Fan fiercely found the head of the Najia corpse with a hat and patted it, "Fool, what nonsense are you talking about!" She's your mom, just like your mom! Do you know the way? ”
Shu Min's face immediately turned red, this idiot, he spoke so directly, Shu Min's chest now is really towering, full of boba.
Najia touched his head and said, "I know the master!" Then he shouted at Shu Min: "Mom! ”