Forced Rabbit was in the freight elevator leading to the basement level, aiming at me with an anesthetic needle launch system.

What do I wipe this? Robot rebellion, huh? Are you controlled by Skynet and are going to fire the first shot against humanity?

It was too late, and the first anesthetic needle had been shot out of the hole of its clamp, and as expected, it was aimed at my right thigh, deliberately avoiding the vital point.

Don't you want my life? It seems that the program is not completely out of control, but how can I, as its third owner, suddenly attack me? This is not the same thing as it attacking a rogue man on the street!

At that time, it was ordered by Amy, the No. 1 owner, to buy potato chips on the street, and the Liulang Han wanted to smash the rabbit to sell scrap metal, and the rabbit turned over the other party in order to protect himself and complete the mission of the No. 1 master-but I didn't attack the rabbit! I didn't attack the rabbit, nor did I threaten the interests of the first owner, Amy, and the second owner, Dr. Yu, why did the rabbit attack me!

While doing the rapid calculation in his head, he leaned to the left, trying to dodge the anesthetic needle quickly.

A beat slower.

The speed at which the rabbit fires the anesthetic needle, ninety percent of humans can't dodge it, Xiaoqin relied on her own quick reaction last time, and used the towel as a prop to intercept the anesthetic needle that shot at me. Although the freight elevator is spacious, larger than the average family's study, it is very narrow to avoid gunfire.

Even though I was wearing a pair of rubber-soled sneakers underfoot, which gave me a good grip and a fast start, I was still a beat slower.

The sharp anesthetic needle punctured my jeans diagonally, and then, by inertia, rolled and fell behind me, crashing into the stainless steel wall of the freight elevator.

Not all of them, but a trace of anesthetic had been contaminated around my jeans pocket, and it stands to reason that my nerves were going to drop.

As a result, I was fine.

Since I ate the blue flash butterfly, just like Duan Yu ate the reckless vermilion clam, it has become invulnerable, no matter if it is croton arsenic sulfate royal water, it can't hurt the master in the slightest, and then I only need to learn Lingbo Weibu again, I can go to Dali to be the emperor......

What's that, in fact, I'm bragging, after I ate the cafeteria today, I had a little diarrhea, and the reason why I was injected with an anesthetic injection but didn't fall down was because of the yellow wind monster mobile phone in my trouser pocket, which made me a shield.

It's a pity, it's just a Yellow Wind Monster mobile phone that has been reinforced by Dr. Yu, if it's a Nokia mobile phone, I'm still afraid of forcing the rabbit to do something! Directly took out Nokia and threw it on the rabbit, and it was absolutely destroyed!

"BEEP - the WIFI transmitter antenna is turned off, please don't resist, otherwise you will only have 10 minutes left to ...... your life"

The rabbit was expressionless, and his tone was flat and threatening.

"Dead robots! Stop shooting at me! I yelled in the enclosed elevator, "I'm your third master!" You can't violate ......"

Before the words fell, another anesthetic needle was shot, this time I had prepared in advance, my body was short, and it seemed that I had fallen forward, but in fact, I dodged the anesthetic needle with the shortest path.

With a "snap", the anesthetic needle slammed into the inner wall of the elevator, and sparks sparked from the needle tip and the stainless steel inner wall.

Dodging the anesthetic needle at this distance is tantamount to dodging the rubber bullets of the riot police, which I shouldn't have done like Celery.

But you can't possibly know where the next shot of the riot police's rubber bullet will be fired, but I can roughly guess where the next tranquilizer needle will be aimed at me.

The right thigh that attacked me just now was blocked by the phone in my pants pocket, so this time it should be the attack on my left thigh.

I was blinded.

When Dr. Yu gave me a check-up, he used to talk boringly about the basic behavior pattern of forcing rabbits - always choose the "best plan", then the "second best plan", and so on.

Robots are robots after all, and they are rarely surprised, so based on its attack criteria of avoiding me and trying to make me unconscious, I guess it will still target my left thigh next time.

Sure enough! The next anesthetic needle came as scheduled, and I came quickly with the sound of breaking the air as I knelt on one knee and deliberately sold the flaw in my left thigh.

How can humans lose to robots! How can I be anesthetized by you for no apparent reason!?

With this feeling of not admitting defeat, I used my hands and feet at the same time, rolled forward on the spot, and while dodging the anesthetic needle, I also moved to the vicinity of the cylinder body of the rabbit.

The anesthetic needle is like an arrow from the string, and like the predecessors, it has a close contact with the inner wall of the elevator, making a tooth-aching scratching sound.

It only took 45 seconds from the time the rabbit started attacking to the time I rolled to its side.

After many tests, I was able to suppress a viral heart attack for 3 minutes with a lot of physical exercise, which means I have 135 seconds left to splurge.

The rabbit only had one tranesthetic needle left - its limit load was four, and three had already been fired.

"Tut - please don't resist, the elevator door has been closed by the rabbit, if the rabbit is damaged, the human in the elevator will die in 10 minutes, because there is no WIFI signal, and the vitality is exhausted and ......"

"Fuck your WIFI signal!"

The rabbit cautiously and cautiously calculated the aiming position of Zuihou's anesthesia needle and the timing of the launch, but I didn't wait for it to calculate the result, after I rolled forward, a carp jumped up from the ground, and without waiting for himself to land, he directly kicked a powerful spinning body!

This was the first time I had a real combat fight since I suffered from a viral heart attack, and because the blood in my body had been suppressed for too long, I used all my strength unconsciously.

The action of dodging the anesthetic needle is inspired by Xiao Qin's body style, rolling forward on the ground, which is a flexible use of the "Yin and Yang Loose Hands Touching Porcelain Technique", Zuihou's spinning kick jumping in the air, and a bit of the charm of Aunt Ren's broken bones and flying kicks......

It's all in one go, and it's very enjoyable, and I don't think even if Bruce Lee does this set of moves, he won't finish it better than me.

"Smack!!"

The head of the rabbit like an upside-down wok, was directly kicked away by me.

"Toot Toot Toot Toot Toot T

Like a flying saucer in a low-budget sci-fi movie, Forced Rabbit's head collided back and forth on the inner wall of the elevator three times, and then spun like a spinning top on the ground for half a day before finally stopping.

The two ears (the transmitting antenna and the receiving antenna) were unexpectedly deflated, but the head itself was not significantly deformed, presumably made of different materials.

"Hahahahaha, you've seen it!" I stood up and said proudly, "That's how good humans are!" My trick of the Great Snow Mountain Sect's method of cutting off the head and leg is not beyond your calculation value! ”

Then his face changed, and he asked sharply: "Tell me honestly!" weishenme is going to attack me? Have you been hacked? Did Juanny make you do this!? ”

Now that I've reached an agreement with Ai Shuqiao, Zhuang Ni should be the only one who has the motive to murder me, right? But she didn't know the program......

The reason why I am talking to the rabbit that has a human head on the ground is because its head has a backup independent power supply, and even if the head falls off, it can still make a sound.

At this time, the LED lights in its eyes were beating violently.

"Dut - the other party's threat value has increased, and the second owner must be protected, forcing the rabbit to not give up......"

"What? What does attacking me have to do with protecting Dr. Yu? You've short-circuited, right? And even if you don't give up, you're in a different place now, what can you do to me......"

"Poof", I suddenly felt a tingling pain in my buttocks, and before the stinging pain started, I heard the familiar sound of the anesthetic needle firing.

Pull the rabbit to your grandma bear! You can still control your body remotely if your head is off! I was so careless that I turned my back to the headless body of the rabbit, and now I've got a shot in the ass!

Before all the needles were injected into the muscles, I pulled them out as fast as a human could and slammed them on the ground.

But it was too late, and a strong sense of sleepiness hit, so I covered my head and fell to my knees on the felt floor of the elevator, probably taking a nap......

I don't know how long later, under the light of the shadowless lamp, I struggled to open my eyes, and found myself lying on the operating table, covered with a white sheet, and Dr. Yu announced to me with a very reliable smile:

"Congratulations, your sex reassignment surgery went very successful......"

Succeed your sister! I jumped off the operating table and wanted to grab Dr. Yu's chest and ask what was going on.

But before that, I still touched my crotch to make sure that my friend was still there, and then I was relieved.

Subconsciously looked around, barely recognizing that he was in the basement of the VIP building, but compared to the last renovation halfway through, the basement has completely changed, and has become a place that can be used as both a medical research room and a mechanical engineering research room.

Take the operating table as an example, on the side of the bed, there are 6 robots, which look like the kind of automobile production line, and it feels very weird, as if this operating table is not used to save people, but to make physical modifications for people.

The rabbit with a different head was placed on the engineering assembly table outside the glass door, and the power had been turned off, as if it had fallen into a deep sleep.

"How long have I been unconscious?" I asked.

"It's only 15 minutes, and you get the anesthetic needle out in time."

"Forcing the rabbit Weishenme to attack me?"

"Because you're an animal protectionist......"

"Huh!?" I understood that I couldn't, "It's a robot, and even if I like animals, it can't attack me!" Isn't it just Obama peeing on it! I happened to participate in a car stop to save a dog, and it didn't have to hate the house and Wu, use an anesthetic needle to deal with me! ”

"It's nothing to do with dogs," Dr. Yu said, waving his hand, "this time the cause is rats, do you remember those guinea pigs that were used for drug experiments?" ”

"Remember, isn't it a guinea pig who used it for experiments to study an antidote for me? It is said that the death rate is quite high......"

"That's right,As I expand the scale of shiyan,The mice are simply dying in batches.,And then when I entrusted 004 to deal with the corpses of the mice,,It was seen by the people of Qingzi School Park.,And then ......"

"And then what's wrong?" I scratched my head and said, "The body of the mouse is not a human corpse, is there a 'white rat man' in Qingzi School Park, who wants to avenge the mouse and want me to pay for my blood debt?" Is hacking the program the first step? ”