it, it's a snake!

The black-brown back is lined with evenly spaced red stripes, like a legless centipede magnified N times...... This is the Red Snake! A body length of 20 cm should still belong to a juvenile snake, but there is no pressure for an underage snake to bite a minor!

When I was afraid and didn't dare to move casually, Xiao Qin, who had just been scared half to death by flying insects, suddenly ran over like a baby, bent down, grabbed the seven inches of the red snake, and lifted it from the ground.

Chilian Snake was caught at the point, and he couldn't use his fangs, so he had to coil around Xiao Qin's right arm, and at the same time looked back at Xiao Qin in disgust, spitting out blood-red letters.

(*^__^*) hee-hee...... Ye Lin, look! What a cute little snake! ”

Celery was very cheerful and showed it to me.

"Cute your sister! Don't come here! Poisonous snakes are much more terrible than beetles! weishenme, you are not afraid of poisonous snakes, but beetles! ”

When I complained about this, Xiaoqin seemed to realize something, and muttered to herself, "That's right...... I could have screamed, 'There's a snake on the ground,' and then pounced into Ye Lin's arms......"

Otherwise, in the long run, you will evolve to walk down the street and immediately pounce on me when you see a pedestrian and shout "It's a man!" It's horrible! ”

"Don't take it, throw it away! Throw it farther! I yelled, "If I bite you or another classmate, I'm in trouble!" ”

"Ye Lin likes to worry too much, and I didn't see a snake that inspired the serial murder case or something......"

Don't say that, but put the red snake in your satchel! You're trying to ask the squad leader to take something out of your bag and let them get bitten!

Ah, I suddenly remembered that the same thing had been done to me before!

I put a non-venomous snake caught out of nowhere into my bag, and lied to me that there was sugar in the bag, but when I reached out to touch the candy, I only touched a cold and damp thing, and then I was bitten! Although the snake is not poisonous, it will not let go when it bites! I was crying in the house while throwing the snake, and Xiaoqin was rolling on the ground with her stomach covered with laughter!

It is because of this childhood shadow that I have an abnormal fear of snakes, once I find them, I immediately secrete a lot of adrenaline, stimulate the fight or flight response, in short, you can't take it lightly!

Alas, I myself am a serpent! In the second (3rd) class of junior high school, except for the class leader, who is a dragon, everyone else is a snake.

In addition to my fear of heights and my ability to swim, I have a third weakness, which is that I am overly sensitive to snakes, and I occasionally ask people for directions...... I've got more than five weaknesses! What a big event! The ancient Greek hero Achilles only has one weakness in his ankle, and Zuihou died because of it, so I have to be careful not to let my weakness increase again!

"It's not that serious," Xiaoqin still said with a grin, "Listen to my mother, the red snake is very common in China, except for liking to bite soft things and bite people, in fact, the poison is very weak, and there have been no casualties for hundreds of years......

"You can't put it in your satchel! You say that the red snake likes to bite soft things? Is it ......?"

Do you still remember the movie where Cleopatra committed suicide with a poisonous snake and was bitten by a poisonous snake and died!

Are you planning to hide the weakly poisonous Chilian Snake in your satchel, and then let Gong Caicai and the squad leader be bitten in the chest by the Chilian Snake who likes to bite soft things!

How vicious! Your poor star's resentment is so great! How do you want to send such a precious chest under the fangs of an ugly reptile?

"It won't hurt too much," Xiaoqin said as she stuffed the red snake into her satchel, "Such a small snake has very short teeth, and even the squad leader's bra may not be able to penetrate ......"

Is this really the plan? How can you succeed? The squad leader and Gong Caicai's boobs are guarded by me! Hand over the snake! Then we can be friends!

With the noble goal of protecting my female classmates, I handed over all the steel pipe equipment to my left hand, and then rushed over to grab the red snake with Xiaoqin.

Although I have some fear of snakes in my heart, if a man does not dare to face his fears, he will never be able to grow!

"Ahh I didn't hold it steady, and it fell to the ground! ”

With Xiao Qin's exclamation, the red snake fell to our feet, and I couldn't help but stop my heart for a second, even though I knew that the other party's poison was weak, I still couldn't help but subconsciously dodge.

This red snake swished twice, to the Women's Federation...... No, it was the scales that drove into the depths of the grass.

Please note that I was not so frightened that my speech was slurred and my pronunciation was blurred! Besides, the Women's Federation is already very liliang! After my second aunt was beaten by his wife, he had no way to ask for help, so he had to go to the Women's Federation to complain, but the Women's Federation didn't care at all, and invited my second aunt to guide other poor women who were subjected to domestic violence, how to fight back!

Originally, the road under my feet was a slope and it was not smooth, and when I was dodging the red snake, I accidentally stepped on a small rock and immediately lost my balance.

It shouldn't be, it shouldn't fall in the direction of Xiaoqin! I have the "Yin and Yang Loose Hands Touching Porcelain Technique", even if my back hits the ground, I won't fall and hurt, Weishenme just wants to fall forward and throw Xiaoqin down under me!

Xiao Qin was a little surprised at first, but soon with a happy expression of great wish, she wrapped her arms around my neck from below!

The straw hat on his head also fell off, and the short hair that spread out touched the green grass, giving people a fresh and natural feeling.

"Sure enough, it's right to use snakes as props......" Qin muttered to herself in a very low voice.

How? Am I being fooled again? Didn't Xiaoqin plan to bite the squad leader and Gong Caicai's chest with the red snake, she just wanted to use the snake to have close contact with me?

The feeling of being toyed with by Xiao Qin between applause made me very unhappy, and at this time, the two of us had fallen behind for some distance because of the dispute over the red snake, and I planned to get up from Xiao Qin immediately.

Even if it's a flat-chested celery, the touch on my body is quite beautiful, but now is not the time to indulge in gentleness.

As a result, my upper body got up, but my lower body was having a hard time.

It is said that blessings are incomparable, and disasters are not one-way, and today I finally realized it.

Special Xiaoqin finally wore jeans once, I admired it before, but immediately because of the jeans accident!

Because I am also wearing a pair of jeans today, the crotch zippers of my jeans and Xiaoqin are actually hooked together, and they can't be separated!

Bastard! The zipper position of weishenme women's jeans should be designed the same as that of our men! You don't need this zipper, okay?

Super cheat! Each other's zippers were hooked, and I didn't dare to use brute force to break open, for fear that my pants would be damaged, and there would be nowhere to change them in the barren mountains and mountains.

I had the heart to reach out to solve it, and I felt that it had to be very close to Xiaoqin's private parts, as if I was going to molest her with my hands.

The worst thing is that Xiaoqin enjoyed this accident very much, hugged my neck tightly, and made a "hum" sound under me, is there a super temptation! It's like the two of us fighting in the field on a mountain road!

Hips retreated, twisted left and right, back and forth trying to get the zipper apart, and when I was doing this very dirty action, Xiong Yaoyue ran down empty-handed to find us.

"The squad leader saw that you were left behind, so let me come over...... No way! ”

Xiong Yaoyue saw the movements of the two of us, and immediately stopped moving forward, and let out an exclamation of amazement.

After a while, he looked at me with contempt, as well as Xiao Qin under me, and said with his hands on his chest:

"Ye Lin, Xiaoqin, you two still don't let people live!? Do this kind of thing in broad daylight? On behalf of the people, on behalf of the government, I will burn you! ”

When did our great motherland change its name to the FFF Republic?

"Pooh, listen to me, it's an accident, it's not what you think!"

I supported the ground with one hand, and stretched out my other hand towards Xiong Yaoyue.

"Don't come here, I'm touched by your hand now, I'm afraid of getting pregnant!" Xiong Yaoyue rolled her eyes and said, "Xiaoqin, you too, you will agree to whatever Ye Lin asks!" It's a public place, and everyone is walking not far ahead! ”

"No way, Ye Lin likes to ...... like this," Xiaoqin whispered with a broken expression.

Now it's time to pretend to be a victim! Youben let go of your hands around my neck beforehand!

"Pooh, you can take a closer look," I said, pouting Tian's dry lips, "neither of us took off our pants!" The two of us became in this position because the zippers of our jeans were hooked together and we couldn't separate! ”

"What? If you don't take off your pants, do you rub them dry? Xiong Yaoyue's eyes widened, "Rubbing back and forth caused the zippers of jeans to hook together?" ”

"It's not!" I waved my hand and said, "I suddenly hooked up after I fell!" Rubbing around is to untie it! ”

"What is such a coincidence?" Xiong Yaoyue expressed disbelief, "Don't think I'm not smart enough to lie to me like this!" ”

After a while, he asked Xiaoqin a little curiously: "What, do you feel comfortable like this?" ”

Xiaoqin closed her eyes shyly, "It's not bad...... Ye Lin's classmate Jishu is very good......"

Don't praise me in such a place! And what jishu is needed for this kind of thing to "dry rub"!

Suddenly, there was a white mobile phone, which slid down the fallen leaves on the mountain road like a slide.

Chasing the mobile phone in the back is Gong Caicai, whose face is covered with fine beads of sweat and panting because of climbing.

Although he was at the head of the team with the squad leader at first, he soon fell to the bottom of the team due to physical exhaustion.

At this time, because of chasing the slippery mobile phone, he ran down the hill for a while.

As a result, Gong Caicai's love madness 4 fell at Xiong Yaoyue's feet, and Xiong Yaoyue bent down quickly and scooped up the phone.

"Ha, Caicai, how can you thank me?" Xiong Yaoyue looked proud, and asked Gong Caicai, who couldn't speak because of running.

As soon as Gong Caicai saw me and Xiaoqin on the ground, she immediately covered her eyes with a pale face.

"I—I didn't see anything! I'm short-sighted, so I don't see anything! Spare me! ”

The two legs in the cropped pants also trembled violently.