"Ye Lin, I'm sorry......" Xiaoqin sincerely admitted her mistake to me, "I didn't find a mushroom of the right size, so I ......"

Do you remember the nuclear bomb mushrooms? You, a fantasy character who usually moves with Ling Bo's micro-steps, didn't you expect to be a realist in terms of cooking sculptures!

Luckily, I didn't find the right mushroom! If you install a enoki mushroom under the crotch of the bento villain modeled after me (scaled down at the same scale), then I will have no appetite even more!

Who wants to eat their own mushrooms, bastard! Although Peng Thos said that there are indeed people in the world who can do this, and even have two ribs removed for this special operation to increase the flexibility of the human body......

Roll out of your head with that terrible picture! I'm not lonely and perverted to that extent! Now I'm eating my girlfriend's bento beautifully!

Well, the so-called "beauty" has a certain amount of moisture.

I'm mostly eating with my eyes closed.

This is because this bento is similar to chocolate made in the shape of a poop.

The taste is above the standard, but the appearance is absolutely subpar.

"Ye Lin is gobbling me up...... I'm so happy to cook......"

Don't gasp for breath! Who ate you! Even if you eat it, you can't be in this kind of place!

And it's not like gobbling it up, it's just that I was thinking about this bento and only ate a piece of Saqima to fill my stomach before I came out.

And because it takes some physical strength to carry frozen seafood, I feel hungry in advance.

Don't get complacent, it's not because of how delicious the bento you make! Your cooking skills are still far from the class leader! It's basically the difference between a star-rated meal and a street fast food!

"Xiaoqin actually made a bento for Ye Lin?" The loudspeaker and PHS sitting in a row of zuihou exchanged their heads and ear canals, "This childhood sweetheart is too a model worker!" Why didn't anyone make me a bento! ”

"Wang Qianli," Zhuang Ni, who was sitting on the right side of PHS and by the window, said an unfamiliar name coldly.

"If you and Wang Qianli have been neighbors since childhood, you should have bento to eat now......"

Perpetually sleep-deprived, Zhuang Ni, with dark circles under her eyes, muttered.

"Huh? It's too late! The big horn came to be interested, "Who is Wang Qianli to you?" How big? Is his cooking delicious? ”

Zhuang Ni frowned slightly like Xizi won three points, as if she couldn't decide whether Wang Qianli's cooking skills were good or bad.

"In short, the customers who have eaten his meal, never say no......"

"He's a chef, then?" PHS asked from the side.

"No," Zhuang Ni said expressionlessly, "Wang Qianli is a zoo keeper, mainly responsible for feeding hippos and elephants, which is just the right childhood sweetheart to be a big horn......"

"Wow! You're sarcastic about me again! The big horn gritted his teeth and jumped up and choked Johnny's neck.

Zhuang Ni stretched out her shawl long hair out of the car window, and then half of her body also leaned out, seeing that a thrilling scene was about to be staged, so frightened that the driver looked at the rearview mirror and shouted: "Danger!" Don't vomit in that posture if you get motion sickness! ”

The loudspeaker and PHS were naturally scared enough, and they were going to use the lobster tongs they relied on to pinch Zhuang Ni's big horn, but they dragged Zhuang Ni back from the window.

"You're looking for death too often, aren't you?" The loudspeaker pressed Johnny hard into her seat.

Zhuang Ni ignored people and fell asleep directly, looking at her pale face, even if she said that she had lost her breath, some people would believe her.

On this side, I was picking up rice with my eyes closed, and suddenly felt a strip on my lips.

Hard, cool, with a salty smell.

Isn't Nima just kelp!

Isn't it the dark kelp that Celery used to code my nuclear bomb mushrooms!

Bastard! It feels so weird to eat this stuff in your mouth! In a way, it's a replacement for my little JJ!

I pushed it away from my lips as soon as I could, and when Xiaoqin saw my action, she said worriedly:

"If you are a picky eater, you can't live a long life! If Ye Lin passed away early because of picky eating, how lonely I would have been left alone! ”

I picked up the black kelp and held it up in front of Xiaoqin and dangled it to demonstrate:

"I usually eat kelp, but I definitely don't eat this kelp used for coding! To eat you eat! ”

The cheeks under the celery hat turned red.

"Really...... Do you really give it to me? It's obviously something very important to Ye Lin's classmates......"

Important your sister! It's just a plant leaf rich in iodine!

Also, don't look up at that kelp from the bottom up with the kind of shy eyes that mix fear and worship!

Because of the tone and expression of your voice, a certain part of my sea cucumber began to swell!

Luckily, I'm sitting! If you're standing, it's time to show your stuffing! If you pitch a tent in front of the whole class, you won't know what kind of contempt you will encounter!

Xiaoqin, however, seemed unconscious, and continued to tease me with words.

"Although in front of so many people in the car, it is very shameful to eat Ye Lin's baby......"

Just say that kelp is not okay! The kind of terrible scenario you are suggesting can only happen on a bus in India!

"Ahh No way! Still embarrassed! Xiaoqin covered her face and shook her head, "But if Ye Lin really wants to do this, please feed it to me!" ”

With that, he opened his mouth as wide as he could, and closed his eyes obediently.

Long eyelashes, nervously shaking in waiting.

Pink lips, pink mouth, pink tongue, what a thought-provoking existence!

With very mixed feelings, I overcame the bumps of the bus and put the kelp on the tip of Xiaoqin's tongue in the spirit of not wasting food.

"It's big...... I can't swallow it......" Xiaoqin closed her mouth and made a very painful and troubled expression.

"Who told you to swallow it directly! Won't you bite it and swallow it again! ”

"Huh? Can I use my teeth? Xiao Qin had something in her mouth and said vaguely, "In that case, won't Ye Lin feel pain?" ”

Of course it hurts! This conversation between you and me hurts me so much! Don't draw the attention of your classmates anymore!

I solved Qin's lunch box as quickly as possible, and returned the empty lunch box that was still stained with rice grains to Xiaoqin, and I don't know whether to say "the taste is okay" or "don't pose next time".

Unexpectedly, Xiaoqin gave me a deep salute and said respectfully: "Xiexie Ye Lin's hospitality." ”

"Who entertained you! You made the food! ”

"No, classmate Ye Lin gave me cherries, as well as kelp that is more important than cherries."

Hey, hey, aren't cherries the material you use to make your heart! When did I say that friends are more important than hearts? Without the blood supply of the heart, my friend is a dead snake!

No, I was dead before that, right?

"Anyway...... Xiexie Ye Lin, what you fed me, I have a good ...... to eat in my stomach"

What are you blushing for! As if I really fed you something discordant!

At this time, Xiong Yaoyue in the front row couldn't help it, she turned around and said:

"You two take it easy! It's true that I promised to keep it a secret from you, but you show sweetness everywhere, and others will find out sooner or later! ”

"Yes, yes, I see!" Xiaoqin agreed and put away the lunch box.

By this time, the bus had already left the city, and the dirt road had caused the bumps to intensify, so the squad leader had to sit back on the engine cover - she often chose this position in order to give up the seat as much as possible.

In other words, it's summer, the temperature of the engine cover is high, and the squad leader in jeans doesn't feel that his buttocks are hot?

The squad leader does fine-tune his posture every two minutes, probably because he is worried that his ass will be cooked, right?

Ah, it's really disrespectful to imagine the scene where the squad leader's buttocks catch fire, and then jump up in a panic to extinguish the fire.

As he passed a wheat field outside the window, the squad leader suddenly sat up from the hood of the engine, but it was not supposed to be hot, but he noticed that some things outside the window had changed compared to Sunday.

I also followed the squad leader's gaze, but I saw it in a long distance, déjà vu, an old man in a vest, and a fat dog.

The old man sat depressedly at the door of his house smoking a cigarette, scolding his mother at a bare field, and the dog barked twice from time to time.

Ah, the squad leader's face has a thick and victorious smile! I remember! Probably this is the marijuana field that the squad leader reported on Sunday! It's been shoveled! Officer Ma is moving fast!

Fortunately, it hasn't caused any big harm, but it's just a criticism and education of the old man, right? But looking at the old man's expression, he looks very unconvinced!

He would never have thought that the person who reported him was in this suburban No. 23 bus, and he had nothing to do with him, let alone a neighbor who was jealous of his handsome neighbor.

The squad leader took out his mobile phone and watched the action, typing text at a medium speed or above.

Presumably in a diary.

Seeing the hemp fields being shoveled, I was struck by feelings.

After realizing that physical diaries were not secure enough, the squad leader gradually began to use an app called "Wiz" (English name wiz) to write diaries on mobile phones and computers, of course, with access passwords, and it is said that they can also be encrypted twice.

Anyway, the paperless diary can also protect the forest, low-carbon and environmentally friendly, and fully meet the requirements of the squad leader.

The reason why I am familiar with this software, which was formerly known as "Online Text Quick Capture", is because both Grandpa Cao and my father have used it...... Because it can paste the pictures on the H website and save them to the local area without any mistakes.

Of course, listening to Shu Zhe, the squad leader uses WIZ mainly to keep a diary, and sometimes uses it to save life tips and healthy recipes in various QQ spaces.

The same tool, used by different people, gives people the feeling of being completely different!

If Wiz asks the class leader to come as a spokesperson, it is a favorite of obsessive-compulsive people who like to organize their schedules and sort their materials into categories.

If I let my father-in-law Cao and my father endorse it, it will immediately become a yellow software! After saving the post on the grass pomegranate community, you don't need to export it to html format to generate a folder, you can immediately use the built-in picture viewing software to carousel the H pictures in the post in order!

Not only do I see it myself, but also through wiz's group and comment functions, I can appreciate and analyze the good pictures with the people of the HHH club, and a large group of people will watch and comment together.

In order to make it easier for everyone to find, they also add dirty labels such as "mouth ×" and "Yan ×" to the stickers.

zuihou also uses the free monthly traffic given by the software to upload these H posts to wiz's server for permanent backup, so that they can be passed on to his son in the future.

You're going to blow up someone's server! wiz is a knowledge management software, not a warehouse for you to put color's erotic materials!

"Boom," Father-in-law Cao once expressed his thoughts on this, "When I think of my super H collection, which is actually on the same server as the squad leader's diary, I think, it's so cool!" It's so cool......"