Xiaoqin's expression seemed to have been stung by a killer bee, her face suddenly became extremely pale, and she exclaimed exaggeratedly:

"Ahh Ye Lin has been exposed to nuclear radiation!! Ye Lin has mutated!! ”

You've just mutated, but you've grown a lot older than when you were a child! And after pouring hot water for a long time, it swelled a little, which is at most a state of 50% charge, right? It's not the time when it's the hidest and ugliest!

"Foul! Non-human! Someone is going to die because of this!! ”

Xiaoqin covered her head with her hands and screamed as if she was breaking down.

"So that no one will die! You little girl who has never seen the world! ”

I remember that the squad leader saw the version of me charged 30% under the river bridge, and he didn't shout like you, right?

I also regretted this situation a little, and hurriedly pulled out the big shorts from the drying basket and put them between my legs.

"I—I'm just doing this to prove that I'm not a little mushroom, I don't mean anything else, are you satisfied now?"

No matter what, it's a nominal boyfriend and girlfriend.,It's actually a man.,I'm the first to be looked at.,Think about it carefully, it's me who suffers!

As if she had been hit hard, Xiaoqin slid down the door and sat on the floor, her eyes wandering, her face flushed as if she had been brushed with a layer of red paint, and her chest rose and fell violently.

"It's so, it's so unscientific! It's the same as the one in the comics......"

Which manga? Did you steal that H comic from my desk to read? There's never such a dirty object in a shoujo manga, right?

"Because I've seen a lot of awl faces in shoujo comics, I know that there are a lot of exaggerations in the manga in terms of painting style, but I didn't expect to see something that is only in the manga today......"

Hey, girl's comics are not only exaggerated in terms of painting style, but also have a lot of things that don't make sense in terms of logic, why are several handsome and rich people desperately chasing the heroine's ugly duckling? This is as unreasonable as the protagonist in the YY novel releases the spirit of the king, and the enemy female general surrenders the city and takes the initiative to climb into bed and undress! I want to be that kind of actor too! I also want to eat a sweet potato, pick up a ring, save an old man, and become a peerless master!

Also, don't compare me with Japanese H manga! Some of the manga exaggerate male organs to the point where they can kill women, but I haven't gotten to that point! It's just that it's too far from the image of the little mushroom in your heart, so it's the psychological shock, right?

Xiao Qin, who was sitting on the ground, pressed her skirt tightly with her hands, lowered her head and didn't know what she was thinking.

She suddenly shuddered, and then the shiver spread throughout her body, almost resonating with the door beside her.

His face was red and white, and he wanted to grit his teeth and make up his mind several times, but Zuihou still didn't have enough courage.

She grabbed the wrist of one of her hands, and managed to calm herself.

"I'm sorry," Xiaoqin said to me apologetically, "Originally, today was the day when I became Ye Lin's girlfriend for two weeks, twelve hours, 48 minutes and six seconds, and I was going to give Ye Lin a little gift......

Xiaoqin staggered to her feet and lifted the skirt of her school uniform slightly, revealing her snow-white thighs above her knees.

I saw a pink tulle ribbon tied around each of Xiaoqin's legs, tied into a delicate bow, just like the wrapping of a gift.

Xiaoqin showed an aggrieved expression: "I have obviously wrapped myself up......"

Do you want to give me a body as a gift? If this is considered a "small gift", then what is a "generous gift"? And I don't really mean to be your boyfriend, so you remember this hypocritical time so clearly!

"But, but ......" Xiaoqin, who was clearly defined by me as "lustful", didn't dare to look at me half-naked at all, "Ye Lin is too much!! ”

Huh? It's you who wrap yourself up, it's not that I'm small in size, it's you who forced me to strip to prove myself, why did I get too much for a long time?

"Ju, without discussing it with me, he evolved his little puff mushroom into a big puff mushroom without authorization, and his cowardly mushroom into a nuclear bomb mushroom!!"

Weishenme is an example of "Plants vs. Zombies"! The last time I helped you fix your computer, you installed this game, have you been playing it at home? Regardless of whether the small puff mushrooms, big puff mushrooms and cowardly mushrooms are used appropriately, the nuclear bomb mushrooms are definitely inappropriate! That thing will explode in 3 seconds if it is planted in the grass! Do you think I'm going to blow up for no reason! It's too expensive to use this method to prevent zombies!

And is this kind of thing negotiable? Why don't you discuss with me and make your boobs bigger? If you have one-third of the palace color, you will pass!

Xiaoqin quickly put down her skirt again, and blocked it with her hand in front of her, as if she was worried that I would pounce on me with a beastly hair—what the hell, didn't you tease me in every way just now?

"I, I was only mentally prepared for a little mushroom, but I didn't expect Ye Lin to use a strange fertilizer to boost his own mushroom...... Turned into a golden mushroom ......"

Nima Kinkela is fertilizer for growing crops! Can you eat that thing? And because the TV commercial is so ridiculous, Jin Ke La has become a joke spoof for netizens, do you mean that my mushrooms are as ridiculous as Jin Ke La?

Xiaoqin sighed, revealing an extremely sad expression.

"Sister Yingran told me that the first time it felt like putting a carrot in my nostrils, I tried it, but my nose bleed......"

Lang Fei food! How can you eat that kind of carrot? Don't always learn bad knowledge from Chen Yingran!

"In my original memory, Ye Lin only had pocket mushrooms, and I was glad for myself - I didn't expect it to become such a terrifying big mushroom!! Are you really Ye Lin's classmate? You've not been dropped by aliens, have you? ”

You've just been dropped by aliens! I'm just going from thin to strong, you little bully has changed from male to female, and you are more suspicious of being dropped!

"Anyway, my heart is a little messy, can you let me go tonight?"

Huh? Changed to a pleading tone.,I didn't plan to do anything to you in the first place.,You're the one who keeps setting yourself on fire! Seduced me to zuihou step, and suddenly shouted a timeout!

Xiaoqin twisted her toes inward, making a shy blushing appearance of a normal girl, and she asked a little worriedly:

"You won't expel me from my girlfriend's position just because I didn't satisfy Ye Lin, right?"

Although this is also a good excuse to get rid of Xiaoqin, but doesn't it make me look super?

Seeing that my face was cloudy, Xiaoqin hurriedly added:

"For example, if you have to do this to avoid being abandoned, then I will grit my teeth for Ye Lin's sake, whether it's carrots or puff-mushrooms, please come to me! I'm going to make it through without shedding a single tear! If you shed tears, wouldn't it ruin Ye Lin's interest? ”

Am I such an evil being in your eyes? While pushing you down, he also ordered you to hold back the pain and not to cry?

Celery stood in front of me in an orderly manner, her hands hanging as if waiting for me to announce her fate.

Hey? Didn't I fall into Xiaoqin's trap again? I've been teased by her for so long tonight, and I've burned my body and mind, and now she's going to run away without paying any price! Do you play with me as a toy? Compared with the era of Xiaobawang, it's just a different way to play, right?

Or is this still a competition for courage with me? She bet I wouldn't dare to do zuihou one step? So you play with me between applause with impunity? - How can there be such a cheap thing!

I clasped my hands to my chest and made a very manly and arrogant expression.

"Hmph, you teased me for a long time, do you want to leave now by patting your ass? You're a bully to me, huh? ”

"Didn't you say you were a gift? Didn't you say that you should serve me well after eating? I'd like to see how your girlfriend serves her boyfriend! Think of it as a pledge of allegiance to me! Don't go tonight! I've taken your gift! ”

Qin had a frightened look on her face, and timidly stretched out a finger to signal to me.

Hmph, how do I know if you agree or disagree with you with just one finger? Is it machine language, where 1 is yes and 0 is no? If you don't speak, you should be taken as a default! Look how I clean you up today! See if I don't scare you so much that you cry dad and call mother! Look at me......

Huh? I think I forgot something...... I clasped my hands to my chest, so who was helping me carry the big shorts that blocked my life? Won't it be revealed in front of Xiaoqin again?

Look down: it's okay, it didn't fall, it hung up.

It's the root of life itself that hangs up the big shorts! Throwing a dead man in front of a girl with high morale!

Don't get me wrong! This is not to admit that you are attractive, everything is caused by altitude sickness caused by low air pressure!

Xiaoqin swallowed and spat with a pale face, her eyes with long eyelashes were tightly closed, she shook her head desperately, and tears of fear were thrown out of the corners of her eyes.

"I'm sorry! Ye Lin is really terrible!! ”

Xiao Qin Fei rushed to the door as well, without even changing her slippers and her school bag, and managed to get out of the door before I could react.

This...... You also say that I am like a comic, aren't you also "crying" like a comic character?