[807] New nickname
"You want to stay overnight?" I frowned at Xiaoqin and said, "Tomorrow is the official start of school, your schoolbag was left at home and you didn't bring it, doesn't it matter if you don't have a textbook to read tomorrow?" ”
Xiaoqin's two hands were facing each other, her head and neck were slightly lower, and she secretly raised her eyes to look at me.
"Some of the newly issued textbooks in the third year of junior high school have been left in the desk in the classroom, in case I run into something that I don't have, I can also borrow Ye Lin's textbook to read...... Childhood sweethearts should have the right to borrow textbooks, right? ”
"That's ......," I scratched my head irrefutablely.
"Also, Ye Lin's home is relatively close to the school, and I will stay here with Ye Lin, so I can get up later tomorrow morning and don't have to crowd the subway...... Childhood sweethearts should have the right to stay overnight, right? ”
I interrupted Xiaoqin, "Is it just a simple overnight stay?" ”
"Of course!" Xiaoqin said very strangely, "Could it be that Ye Lin-san is still expecting me to do something else?" ”
I'm still not at ease, "You promise to stay at my house and just sleep honestly?" ”
"I promise!" Xiaoqin stretched out a hand as if she had joined the Communist Youth League, "If Ye Lin is not at ease, you can supervise me on the side!" If I don't sleep honestly, I'll just deal with it with Ye Lin......"
Who wants to see your sleeping position! I'll definitely sleep in a separate room with you! Today, our parents are going to sleep together, and if I sleep with you again, there will be a tragedy in the world!
"Then you will sleep in the big house......" I was halfway through my words, and suddenly remembered that the big house was almost full of adult products, especially those silicone physical dolls, it would be too embarrassing to be found by Xiaoqin.
"You sleep in my room! I sleep in a big house! "I had to change it to this arrangement.
(*^__^*) hee-hee...... I like the taste of Ye Lin's room the most! Xiaoqin excitedly opened her arms and made a "victory" pose.
"As a childhood sweetheart, I will definitely sleep honestly and will never disturb Ye Lin!"
Sworn by it.
"But, but ......" blushed and pursed his lips, "I won't lock the door, if Ye Lin wants to come in and talk to me, you are always welcome!" You don't have to knock on the door to get in! ”
Is this an invitation for me to attack you at night? Who would do that kind of thing! I'm now treating you as a righteous sister and 'teaching'! And because of my heart attack, I could only last three minutes!
Huh? It seems that heart disease has nothing to do with this matter, but I will suddenly think of heart disease? What a mystery to solve!
"Lock the door or something, lock it for me seriously! I won't talk to you in the middle of the night! You are not allowed to come to me! Otherwise, I'll deduct your stars! ”
"Classmate Ye Lin is so cunning, he threatens me with stars at every turn......" Xiaoqin pouted, "Do you need to exchange stars for talking to classmate Ye Lin?" It should be the right of childhood sweethearts to talk to each other to relieve boredom, right? ”
I said angrily, "That means it's daytime, not midnight!" And with both sides clothed! ”
"What? What Ye Lin expects is, don't I wear clothes to talk to you? Xiaoqin pretended to be surprised, "Ye Lin is so!" The nostrils are getting bigger! That's the kind of thing I wouldn't do now......"
"You really won't do it?" I doubt it.
"Really!" Xiao Qin's eyes were very clear when she looked at me, as if showing her great determination to change her past wrongs, "It's so shameful to take off your clothes and go to classmate Ye Lin!" I will just leave the door unlocked and wait for Ye Lin on the bed! I will never shamelessly strip naked, and I will wear some warm clothes very ladylike! ”
I had a vague sense of foreboding: "Although you don't have to turn on the air conditioner every day, the weather is still very hot, where do you need to wear warm clothes when you sleep?" ”
Xiaoqin blinked her innocent eyes, "I'm afraid of getting cold, so I still have to wear socks, and the rest of my clothes are ......."
That is to say, your so-called "not taking off naked", is there only a pair of socks that Zuihou uses to support the scene! It's better to strip naked normally! Just thinking about that kind of scene in my mind, I can smell a little bit of **!
Still, I let Celery stay at our house.
I admit that Xiaoqin's words made me feel very impure in my mind, but I have to rely on my own willpower to pass this test.
Xiaoqin is right about one thing, staying in each other's homes is indeed the right of childhood sweethearts.
And if my father and Aunt Ren get married, I will have to live under the same roof with Xiaoqin every day, if I know that Xiaoqin sleeps without locking the door, I can't stand the temptation to attack at night, how many opportunities will there be in the future.
In order to prevent me from doing that kind of thing in the future, I have to start training hard from now on to exercise my endurance - my brother is really well-intentioned!
So although the night was full of dangers, it was finally passed without incident.
I don't know if Xiaoqin waited too hard for me last night, or if she slept in my bed made her feel at ease, anyway, she was in bed the next morning.
"Get up! The sun is on the ass! Hurry up and have breakfast! ”
I knocked the door outside my room.
"Whew!" Xiaoqin woke up suddenly, and then wailed: "I actually got up later than Ye Lin!" I'm so lazy, Ye Lin should dislike me! ”
"I don't dislike you! Get dressed! I've got breakfast warm! After breakfast, let's go to school! ”
"Ju, I actually asked Ye Lin to help me prepare breakfast...... Xiaoqin seemed to kneel on the bed and felt sorry for herself, "I'm really a failed childhood sweetheart, I have to work harder in the future!" ”
After a chaotic morning preparation, Xiaoqin and I walked to school together.
Aunt Mahjong, who lives upstairs in my house, usually goes to the morning market every day to buy vegetables, and when she went downstairs today, she happened to see me and Xiaoqin walking out of the door together.
Aunt Mahjong was shocked, and she looked at me as if I had done everything with Xiaoqin last night.
Although Xiaoqin did not have "fear of aunts", the other party's eyes were really scary, so Xiaoqin and Xiaoniao hid behind me, looking like they wanted me to protect her.
I was worried that my aunt would spread gossip, so I took the initiative to explain: "My classmate missed the last train yesterday, so he stayed at our house - the bus system in Dongshan City is really bad!" ”
"Not really!" The aunt echoed absentmindedly, "Many buses don't have change......
didn't say a word about the bus system, his words changed, and the soul of gossip was possessed, staring at Xiaoqin and asking: "Girl, you live in a male classmate, aren't your parents worried?" ”
"Don't worry!" In order to eradicate the rumors, I lied: "It's all men, what can be wrong with living in the same school?" He's just a little more good-looking! ”
"What?" Aunt Mahjong almost dropped her jaw on the ground, and she pointed to Xiaoqin behind me and asked, "You said she was a man?" How can it be? I haven't had my eyes sparkle yet! ”
"How could it be!" I pointed to Xiaoqin's chest with confidence, "Have you ever seen a girl so flat?" With such flat breasts, are you qualified to call yourself a girl? ”
The spring and autumn school uniform of the twenty-eighth middle school is originally too large, and Xiaoqin's wearing the school uniform makes the body curve less obvious, and the slight bulge on the chest is also covered.
Aunt Mahjong frowned, half-convinced, my brain twitched, and I directly reached out and patted Xiaoqin's chest twice to prove that there was nothing in the clothes.
"Woooooo......" Xiaoqin made a strange muffled voice and looked at me aggrieved.
After I reached out and patted it, I realized that I was playing hooligan, and the feeling of being vague and not enough to grasp Yingying was so green that it was difficult to shake it out of my head.
"Oh, it's a man......" Aunt Mahjong believed it, "I really can't keep up with the times, and boys have such a handsome ......"
Muttered downstairs.
Xiaoqin stood in place with a red face, didn't move for a long time, and said after a long time:
"Ye Lin hurt my self-esteem, you should give me a few stars as compensation, right?"
I felt guilty, so I had to agree: "I'll give you 3 silver stars, so that you have enough 4 gold stars, and if you get 1 gold star, I'll buy you a new mobile phone......"
"It's, actually...... I don't hate Ye Lin touching me......"
Xiaoqin, who was afraid that I would misunderstand, explained: "But to say that I am a man with no breasts, classmate Ye Lin makes me sad too much......"
"That...... I'm afraid that my aunt will gossip and it will be bad for your reputation! ”
"I know, classmate Ye Lin is for my good," Xiaoqin nodded, "In addition, the activity of touching the chest and changing the stars, I hope that classmate Ye Lin can continue to hold it......"
Who is holding such an unruly event! I gave you 3 silver stars just now, just to show you daoqian, not because I touched my chest!
If someone overhears the conversation between the two of us, especially if I tell me to buy you a new phone...... Maybe I'm thinking I'm trading money and flesh with you!
But thousands of calculations or miscalculations, what I didn't expect was that I lied that Xiaoqin was a man, although Xiaoqin's reputation was preserved, but I somehow added a nickname.
- "Chrysanthemum Demon".
Lie down in a big groove! Aunt Mahjong, how do you spread gossip! What kind of eight women will distort the "delicate male classmates who stay overnight" into "the chrysanthemums that explode the male classmates"!
This nickname spread far and wide, coupled with the rumors that I had AIDS in Tangjiang at the earliest, made the thugs on the street walk around me, for fear that I would not like them, so I took them to the alley and exploded their chrysanthemums.
Later, Aunt Mahjong finally found out that Xiaoqin was a girl, so she came over and asked me if Weishenme was going to lie, because at this time the nickname of "Exploding Chrysanthemum Demon" had spread, and I felt that it was useless to correct this.
"That...... The last time you saw a boy, they were twin brothers! ”
Trouble came out of the mouth, and after a while, the gangsters began to spread everywhere again, saying that I am not taboo for men and women, and I have both sisters and brothers, and I am really the No. 1 big demon in Dongshan City, and the incident of insulting older women by the Daning River, and the incident of a middle-aged man lying drunk on the street and being touched by others, are all done by me.
So "Dao'er" reached a consensus: fire prevention, anti-theft and anti-Ye Lin, you must not conflict with Ye Lin alone, otherwise the injury is small, and he may catch his own chrysanthemum, maybe he will retaliate afterwards and rape your whole family, even your old sow.
Who has such a strong taste! Who is the "bisexual AIDS popping chrysanthemum maniac"! What are you hiding from me! The last time I stopped a thug and tried to tell him the truth, he was almost scared and begged on his knees:
"Brother Ye, let me go! I have hemorrhoids! ”