Xiaoqin, what are you doing! It's true that there are 4 prisoners who snatched the phone, but you don't need to draw them as 4 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

Uncle Policeman's face is purple! Counting from left to right, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple!

And these 4 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are not very well drawn, the head is very big, the body is very small, the basic structure is like two potatoes stacked together, one large and one small, and then the facial features and limbs are very discordant.

The expressions of the 4 turtles are especially yin'cheap! One is cheaper than the other, and one is less beaten than the other! Just in terms of expressions, it's really a bit similar to those criminals!

The problem is that there is such a thing as a portrait of a suspect, not a similar expression is enough! According to the sketch of the suspect you provided, is our people's police going to go across the ocean to arrest criminals in the sewers of New York?

"This little sister, you're drawing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, right?"

A police uncle raised everyone's questions.

"This isn't the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!" Xiaoqin, who had no self-knowledge and was waiting for everyone to praise her, shook a finger and said, "This is an authentic portrait I drew by using my superb instantaneous memory to summarize the facial features of the prisoner!" ”

The officers frowned, passed the sketch paper around again, and Zuihou concluded, "This is the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!" ”

"I saw the double knives on Leonardo da Vinci's back!"

A slightly younger policeman said the translated name of the turtle boss in the earlier version, it seems that the people's police are hiding dragons and crouching tigers, and they have knowledge in the end.

"How could it be ......" was unanimously accused by everyone of drawing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and a solemn expression finally appeared on Xiaoqin's face, she took her painting back from someone else's hand, and stared at it with wide eyes-"Ah!! ”

He exclaimed at the picture he had drawn just five minutes earlier.

Not only the police in the room, but also me were taken aback.

"I—the picture I just drew is obviously not like this! I just drew much better than this! ”

I understand that many times when I receive the test paper from the teacher, I see the stupid mistakes on it, and I don't believe that I did it myself.

There was only one table and three chairs in this small cubicle dedicated to taking notes, and one chair had just been borrowed, so that except for me and Xiaoqin sitting behind the desk, the other six or seven policemen were standing.

Of course, it didn't take so many people to make the transcript, they heard that a young cartoonist volunteered to sketch the suspect, so they came over to watch it curiously.

As a result, not only did he see the outrageous portrait of the turtle, but the "girl cartoonist" also showed certain symptoms of refinement, and he was stunned to admit that he had just drawn the painting five minutes ago.

"Who is it! Who the hell did it!? Xiaoqin's hands trembling with the sketch paper, "What I just drew is obviously four people!" How did they turn into four turtles in the blink of an eye! ”

The officers looked at each other, probably saying in their hearts, "How do I know? It took you five minutes to realize that your drawing was too bad, so you don't want to admit it, do you? ”

"I see! There are moles in this police station! ”

In order to deny that she is the author of this painting, Xiaoqin throws out a super shocking conclusion.

"What?"

"Hmph...... Xiaoqin snorted a few times with a dark face, "It must be this mole who found out that the sketch of the suspect I drew was exactly the same as my own, so in order to protect my companions, I erased my painting and drew 4 more Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles instead!" Absolutely like that! ”

This theology stunned everyone.

"How is that possible!" I complained, "Erase your portrait and draw 4 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, what a fast hand speed!" ”

"How could it be!" Xiaoqin's face was as red as a tomato, and she clearly realized that her painting really did not help to catch the prisoner, and began to regret it.

"This ...... This super simple line can be drawn in the blink of an eye! Immature! Lower! It's a child's handiwork! ”

I'm scolding myself! It took you a full ten minutes to draw 4 crooked Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

The policeman Lao Yuan really couldn't listen to it anymore, he couldn't help but laugh and said:

"Okay, okay, it's understandable that I'm not good at portraits, my daughter's classmates also call themselves cartoonists, but they are only good at drawing some princesses with particularly long necks, and they say that cartoonists only need imagination to be enough......"

"I'm different from them!" Xiaoqin, who was poked in the sore spot, denied, "I'm obviously serializing comics on the Internet, and a cartoonist with many readers......"

In fact, even if you can only draw a long-necked princess with strange proportions, the basic skills of painting should be more solid than Xiaoqin, right?

"Ahh So that's it! Xiaoqin threw the sketch paper on the table, Zuihou confirmed, and then aimed her sharp gaze at the helpless old Yuan.

"You were the one who made the transcript for me and Ye Lin just now, and you were the first to take the sketch paper from me! So—"

"You're a traitor! You're an accomplice of those cell phone robbers! You erased my portrait and changed it to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! ”

"I ......" In the face of Xiaoqin's groundless accusations, Lao Yuan almost died of anger.

"hahahaha—" The other cops laughed instead, probably thinking that it would be a relief to be able to encounter such a funny thing in the midst of a stressful and boring job.

"That's right, Lao Yuan! This picture has your charm! ”

"Why don't you frame it and show it to your child?"

"That's right! Lao Yuan is definitely a mole! I saw it three years ago! No one cares about reporting to the leader! ”

In addition to those bad-hearted colleagues who joked about Lao Yuan, there were also more reliable people who said to Xiaoqin:

"Little sister, even if Lao Yuan really erases your portrait, can't you redraw it?"

"I can't do it anymore!" Xiaoqin, who has a weak heart, said strongly, "A flash of art has only one life!" If the Mona Lisa was destroyed, would Leonardo da Vinci redraw it! ”

"Are you talking about the bearded Leonardo da Vinci, or the Da Vinci with two knives on his back?"

The younger policeman asked with a smile.

"Anyway, I can't trust this police station anymore!"

Xiaoqin jumped up from the folding chair and left, and the police didn't stop her, anyway, she was not a suspect, just a righteous and brave person who talked too much and couldn't draw a portrait of the suspect.

"I'm sorry!" Before leaving with Xiaoqin, I bowed to the police officers present and said, "She can't draw at all, so she has to be reckless and delay everyone's time!" ”

"It's okay," Lao Yuan waved his hand weakly, "It's interesting that you are willing to come over and make a record, and we also want to thank you for helping to recover a piece of stolen goods!" But the comics are very slow to learn, so I suggest reading them less......"

"Huh? Lao Yuan, you traitor, don't speak on behalf of our Public Security Bureau! ”

Colleagues still don't let him go.

"That's it! Little sister, when we get rid of the mole, welcome to come back next time! And we're sure we'll be able to catch the prisoner with the clues you left behind! ”

"That's right! How about locking up Lao Yuan in the first place? ”

Under the teasing of a group of unscrupulous colleagues, Lao Yuan couldn't get off the stage, and Xiaoqin also walked out of the police station quickly with a red face, and walked more than 20 meters in a row before slowing down.

"Ah......" Xiaoqin looked at the white clouds in the sky with a sad heart, "Weishenme's portrait is in your hand after 5 minutes, and you feel that you have drawn it poorly?" ”

No, you should have felt it 5 minutes ago, and you must have felt it because the reflex arc was too long.

"A large part of the readers of Cthulhu is also in love, and I did not notice that I was too poor at drawing, and I didn't notice it when I drew fantasy subjects...... As a result, today, who confidently drew the sketch of the prisoner, how did he suddenly become 4 turtles? ”

I can only shrug my shoulders about this.

"Classmate Ye Lin, the one who fought with us just now was really a human being, not the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?"

"Nonsense!" I said angrily, "Do you think that with the two of us, even if it is two against one, we can defeat a battle-hardened Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle!" ”

"That's right," Qin said with her chin propped up, "my memory has been messed up since I painted that portrait, and now my mind is full of images of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles snatching their phones......

However, the frustration caused by the failure to sketch the suspect did not last long, and Xiaoqin quickly regained her confidence with self-encouragement.

"It doesn't matter! I drew the suspects as turtles, probably because they looked more like turtles! And a lot of cartoonists aren't good at sketching people! The manga is based on life and is higher than life! ”

"What's more, "Cthulhu is also in love" is a fantasy comic! As a fantasy manga, I only need imagination! ”

Feed! Isn't this what Lao Yuan's daughter's classmates said! You just looked down on others and said that you were different from each other!

Next, Xiaoqin asked me who was with Fan Chuan, who was the person who looked like the squad leader.

I guess I can't hide it from Xiaoqin, so I'll tell her the truth.

"Sure enough, it was him...... The squad leader's younger brother has degenerated into a pseudo-mother, does the squad leader know? ”

"The squad leader only knew that his brother was wearing women's clothes, and he didn't know that he had reached this level...... But don't use this to blackmail the squad leader! ”

Xiaoqin shook her head, "I won't, if I do that, classmate Ye Lin will hate me." But classmate Ye Lin taught me to be honest, should I tell the class leader directly about Shu Zhe becoming a pseudo-mother? ”

"Don't!" I hurriedly stopped, "It's still ...... It's not time yet! Hide this from the squad leader for the time being! Give Shu Zhe a chance to confess himself! ”

Actually, I don't think Shu Zhe will confess this kind of thing to his sister, I just think that in the process of Shu Zhe becoming a pseudo-mother, I played a role in fueling the troubles, in case the squad leader knew the whole truth, he would not spare me.

Xiaoqin promised me not to tell the class leader about Shu Zhe for the time being, and at noon, I invited her to dinner on the sixth floor of the computer market, and taught her how to check the star list through her mobile phone at the dinner table.

There is one thing I never expected: Later, the Public Security Bureau relied on Xiaoqin's portrait of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to really catch a prisoner, and then smashed a seven-person gang along the way.

How can it be? When I heard about it, my first reaction was the same.

In this regard, the policeman Lao Yuan explained: The smile on the corner of the mouth of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is so cheap that it breaks through the sky, so that he will never forget it when he sees it once, and that day on patrol on the street, Yujian, a young man with the same smile, immediately felt that it was absolutely impossible to make a mistake, and the prisoner must be him! It turned out to be a real surprise.

It seems that Xiaoqin really has some expertise in grabbing other people's demeanor, no wonder readers commented that the characters in "Cthulhu is also in love" are unforgettable, and they will dream of (nightmarish) dreams.