The ancients said: If you are not of my race, your heart will be different. The mind of a dog is not easy for ordinary people to guess (except for Chinese experts).

Take Obama, for example, who was so worried that the squad leader would kill him for meat, but now he bites off his dog chain and jumps over the burning campfire, not thinking that he might stumble into a thousand hatreds and be planted in the fire and become barbecue.

Jump forward and backward, jump left and right, and it's very rhythmic! The tongue sticks out of the mouth 30 centimeters, and the expression is so beautiful! The more people watch, the more exciting it gets!

I wanted 004 and 005 to train you to drill hoops, and you didn't do it alive or dead, but now you are so happy to jump over the fire!

Is it because there is a large audience, and you may be fed delicious food after the performance?

There were quite a few students who applauded while watching the excitement, but anyone who wanted to throw food to it was stopped by the class leader.

"Feeding too many pets is tantamount to abusing them!" The squad leader said righteously.

But he couldn't resist Obama's plea (rubbing the head of a dog on the class leader's leg), giving him food to eat if he had nothing to do, and being a little embarrassed to avoid other classmates from seeing it.

Squad leader, your words and deeds are inconsistent! Where is the principle! Your principles don't apply to pets and your brother, do they?

For the sake of safety, under the order of the squad leader, the central bonfire was extinguished for the second time, and the person who did it was me, history proves that Xiong Yaoyue, a firefighter, was extremely incompetent, and she was called by the squad leader to squeeze lemon juice.

"Die! Lemon! Xiong Yaoyue uses a manual juicer, and every time she kills a lemon, she reveals the pleasure of killing monsters in online games.

Since she occupied her hands, Xiaoqin next to her was responsible for handing over the skewers and feeding them to Xiong Yaoyue.

"How about this roast beef?"

"Medium-rare, but it's just right for me! One more string! ”

Xiong Yaoyue, the king of big stomachs, has eaten many things since she went up the mountain, two roasted sweet potatoes + unknown purple berries + roasted marshmallows, but it did not affect her vigorous appetite.

Xiaoqin took food for Xiong Yaoyue under the banner of taking a lot of seafood to herself every time, which caused her classmates to complain: "Pooh is so delicious!" This rice bucket! ”

"Who scolded me?" Big Horn looked up behind another barbecue, and she was also holding a pair of chicken wings, eating them while grilling.

"But no matter what, I have to let Pooh eat enough~~~" Xiaoqin made a "no way" expression and took away 3 skewers of beef and mutton and 5 skewers of grilled prawns.

and Xiong Yaoyue occupied a picnic mat that was not very noticeable, and the two of them took what they needed, Xiong Yaoyue seemed to be like me, more interested in beef and mutton than seafood.

That's why Xiaoqin formed an alliance with her? This not only makes it convenient for me to get food many times, but also avoids the notoriety of "eating big buns", Xiaoqin is so cunning!

There are a total of 12 picnic mats placed on the ground by the class leader, so 41 students + 1 teacher, on average, 3 or 4 people are assigned to a mat.

Xiaoqin beckoned me to sit on the picnic mat that she and Xiong Yaoyue occupied, and after thinking about it, I thought there was nothing wrong with it, so I walked over.

As a result, before my ass could sit firmly, Xiaoqin ran to the barbecue grill near the squad leader and came back with a large handful of meat skewers and seafood.

"I'm sorry, it's really Ye Lin and Pooh, they are so delicious!"

Xiaoqin made it look like she was just running errands, except for the class leader who knew the inside story, the other classmates looked at Xiaoqin sympathetically.

After coming back, Xiaoqin happily divided the beef and mutton between me and Xiong Yaoyue, and then ate the seafood by herself, and after eating, she threw shrimp shells, fish bones and other things into the paper garbage box in front of Xiong Yaoyue and me, so that other students passing by thought that the seafood was eaten by the two of us.

"Classmate Ye Lin, I'll get you some more grilled scallops! What the? Want 20? Could it be too much? ”

Xiaoqin deliberately said to herself very loudly.

"Yes, I'm sorry! I'll get it for you right away, don't hit me! ”

Xiaoqin swayed up from the picnic mat, pretended to be very aggrieved, went to the barbecue grill and took all the roasted scallops into the enamel tray, and walked back with her head down.

The classmates who also like to eat seafood thought that these were all things I asked for by name, and they dared to be angry and did not dare to speak, so they had to secretly discuss in the distance:

"Ye Lin, this glutton! He ate all the delicious food! ”

"I also let my childhood sweetheart run errands for him, he's so thick-skinned!"

Do you have long eyes, see for yourself! I haven't eaten a single scallop yet! It's Xiaoqin herself who eats seafood! It's just that when she eats, her back is to you, you can know it from a different angle!

As soon as she thought so, Xiaoqin used a toothpick to pick out a piece of mussel meat from the scallop and fed it to me.

"Ye Lin, let's try it too, you can't be too troublesome and don't eat food with shells!"

Seeing that she had already handed the mussel meat so close, I reluctantly opened my mouth and bit in, but I couldn't make do with it, I really couldn't eat the good seafood.

"I also let my childhood sweetheart feed myself......" The two classmates who were dissatisfied with me just now saw it from afar and became even more angry.

After Xiaoqin fed me scallops, she fed Xiong Yaoyue another one, and Xiong Yaoyue did not refuse, but it seemed that like me, she didn't think seafood had special value.

Since the barbarian era, sharing food has been an important way for primitive people to express friendship with each other, Xiao Qin is willing to share the seafood she likes to eat with Xiong Yaoyue, she should treat each other as a very close friend, right?

No matter how much seafood Xiaoqin swallowed alone in the name of Xiong Yaoyue and me, I think that she can open her heart and establish a friendship with a classmate as "Ren Xiaoqin", not as "Xiaobawang" or "Sister Qin", which is a very rare beginning and a historic breakthrough.

Maybe Xiong Yaoyue's character of having few roots, no grudges, and no scheming is especially easy to be trusted by others, right? Amy, who doesn't trust people casually, also likes her, although the squad leader has a headache with Xiong Yaoyue's sometimes nonsense, but he also regards her as one of his right-hand men, Gong Caicai is often pranked by Xiong Yaoyue, but I dare to guarantee that if Gong Caicai meets a real bad guy, the first person to ask for help must be the squad leader, and the second may be Xiong Yaoyue.

The boys basically don't hate Xiong Yaoyue, and it is unknown that there are people who have a crush on this female man like Shen Shaoyi.

Although Zhuang Ni hates Xiong Yaoyue, it is because Zhuang Ni hates boys and classifies Xiong Yaoyue into the category of boys.

In this unusually joyful open-air barbecue meeting, watching the students who usually have their own intentions put down their reserves and eat and drink together, I think that Americans always hold barbecue parties, which does have the effect of enhancing feelings.

Of course, there are some experts who say that open-air barbecues produce a lot of PM2.5, which seriously affects air quality.

However, the class president had calculated in advance that gathering more than 40 students to eat together would produce much less PM2.5 than if these people ate alone.

And I don't believe that these experts haven't eaten barbecue, so what's a little more PM2.5 than promoting human affection?

I heard that some experts have called for legislation to restrict Beijing residents from cooking at home in the name of reducing PM2.5...... Do you dare to love you every day in the hotel! When I met such an expert, I had to tie him to a tree and let Obama talk with him for a day and a night! Anyway, you have a mouth full of feces, and you have a common language with dogs who can't change their, don't you!

The lemon juice squeezed out by Xiong Yaoyue was sent by the squad leader every once in a while to pick it up.

"When grilling meat, apply more lemon juice to reduce the ...... carcinogens"

The squad leader repeatedly reminded everyone to pay attention to this, and made sure that half a bottle of lemon juice was placed on each picnic mat, but unfortunately there were not many obedient people.

I tried to spread lemon juice on top of the grilled pork belly, not to mention, I don't know if it's healthy or not, but it tastes good.

"Well, the manual juicer, I'll use it for you for a while." I think Xiong Yaoyue may be tired.

"No!" Xiong Yaoyue shook her head, "Don't you know that the greater the physical exertion, the more you will eat at that time!" And Xiaoqin is feeding me, I feel like the emperor! hahahahaha

How do you think that compared to Zhuang Ni, who is lying alone on a picnic mat and not eating at all, as if the body is saying goodbye, Xiaoqin and Xiong Yaoyue are like a pair of lilies?

Of course, this pair of lilies is too neutral, Xiaoqin and Xiong Yaoyue are both short-haired, and Xiong Yaoyue is like a gentleman.

"Bring me another string of stinky tofu!"

Teacher Yu, who was sitting on a picnic mat with his chameleon classmates, raised his hand and shouted.

"Teacher Yu, we have tofu skin, but it's not smelly." The squad leader replied with a frown.

"Ah, that's to say, tofu skin! Somebody's going to help bring me a bunch! ”

Sun Yu, who likes to pat the teacher's ass, quickly took two strings of tofu skin and sent them to Teacher Yu.

"Why is there no stinky tofu......" Teacher Yu took the tofu skin and looked at it for a while, quite regretful.

Do you like stinky tofu so much! When you were eating bagged stinky tofu on the 23rd Road in the suburbs, didn't you find the disgusting eyes of the squad leader and everyone? If you weren't a teacher, the class leader would have given your opinion a long time ago!

It is said that stinky tofu "smells stinky and eats fragrant", it doesn't matter if you eat stinky tofu in public, you can share it with everyone! Otherwise, we don't just have a stink left!

Of course, few of our students like to eat stinky tofu, and Grandpa Cao is influenced by his father, so he seems to like it, and I haven't heard of anything else.

"Don't litter the food scraps, put them in the trash bin in front of you, and take them away when you go down the mountain, we have to maintain the natural environment of Cuisong Mountain, do you hear?"

The squad leader reminded everyone for the second time.

I looked at the garbage box in front of me, it was made of newspaper and "Friends of Women" magazine pages, the delicate and practical origami work, probably from the work of the class leader, right?

Obama was put on a leash again by the squad leader, who completely ignored the squad leader's garbage collection policy, dug a shallow hole under a pine tree with his front paws, and buried his half-eaten chicken leg in it in order to come back one day.

Because as soon as you go back, Amy will force you to lose weight? I really have self-knowledge and know how to plan ahead!

But this is not Alaska, and when you come back and dig up the chicken legs, they will have gone bad!

I felt that Obama was Amy's dog after all, and that he should at least let me take care of it for a while, and I went to ask the class president for the dog, but she refused to give it to me.