When Ye Xiaodao called, Li Nannan was sitting on the overpass in a coastal city, scoring the beauties who walked by from time to time.

Li Nannan's criteria for scoring beauties are quite vulgar, the first element is to require big breasts, even if they are not as big as Su Yaqier, but they cannot be inferior to Min Rou's - the second is the legs.

A woman, if she doesn't have a pair of long legs wrapped around a man's waist like a big white snake, no matter how delicate her face and big breasts are, it will still be regrettable.

The third is the buttocks.

In Li Nannan's view, a woman can have a firm and round buttocks, then she can be called a woman, like those thin girls who are like chicks right now, with shriveled buttocks without two or two meats, after hitting it from behind, won't it break the man's hip bone?

The woman's appearance is put last.

As long as a woman's breasts are big enough, her legs are long enough, and she has a beautiful buttocks with a grinding plate, she can completely ignore her appearance.

It's a pity that Li Nannan has been sitting here for a whole afternoon, and there are only a few women who can be scored by him above 90 points, and they are accompanied by flower messengers, and it will be in the way when they look at it.

"What for?"

Every time Ye Xiaodao called Li Nannan, he shouted as high as he could, as if he was not like this, it seemed that he was not like a man.

Li Nannan moved his mobile phone slightly outward, and said honestly: "Sit on the street and look at beautiful women." ”

"How's the quality?"

Ye Xiaodao came to be interested.

"Very disappointed."

Li Nannan took a cigarette in his mouth and scolded in a low voice: "Originally, this is a famous beauty city in China, but under the influence of those high-level, they are all very thin like hemp rods, noseplasty and eyelids, and they wear fake breasts." It is better to wear skirts, but what makes Lao Tzu sick the most is that many men wear thin-legged pants that show their ankles and cloth shoes barefoot. Nima, these cheap faults are all learned from the sticks, not ashamed, but proud - don't talk about it, the more you talk about it, the more angry you become. By the way, you called Lao Tzu,? ”

After hearing him say this, Ye Xiaodao immediately lost interest, and said in a tone of pretense of indifference: "To tell you a bad news, your aunt's big head post has been removed from the OF platform." What's more, it must be that the employer knew that I was very angry with the knife master, and I was sharpening my knife and preparing to him, so I hurriedly threw down 400,000 US dollars and hurriedly removed it from the shelves. ”

Ignoring Ye Xiaodao's boasting, Li Nannan immediately logged in to the OF killer platform to search for Yue Zitong's headpost.

As Ye Xiaodao said, Yue Zitong's big head sticker was gone.

According to the regulations of the OF platform, if the employer takes the initiative to remove the prey before it is killed, the commission that has already been handed over to the platform will not be returned, and the prey will not be allowed to be listed again in the future.

Every year, only from the employer's voluntary removal from the link, the OF platform can also receive a huge profit.

"Whew! It's really off the shelves, and Wairui can take care of it. ”

Li Nannan let out a long sigh of relief and was relaxed.

No one wants to be troubled, especially Li Nannan, who is the most afraid of trouble, the employer can take Yue Zitong off the shelves with the knowledge of current affairs, this is the best result, but it is a pity that the five killers who died early will probably use the most vicious language to curse the employer in the underworld at this time.

When he logged in to the OF platform, he didn't hang up the phone, Ye Xiaodao heard his relieved voice and asked, "Lao Li, who do you say is going to kill your aunt?" ”

"Who knows. No matter who he is, if Lao Tzu knows about it in the future, he will definitely kill him. ”

"What if it's a woman?"

"Then grass her!"

"What if it's an old woman in her sixties?"

"Then take the board and swell her ass, and then you go on again!"

"you, why aren't you on?"

"I'm only interested in young women."

"It makes the knife master seem to be controlled by an old woman."

Ye Xiaodao scolded over there and asked, "I heard the little smash it, are you ready to leave your aunt now?" Also, how boring is it to live with such an ignorant woman? According to me, you still come abroad, let's develop together, and live a good life like the drunken gold fan like me for the rest of my life, isn't it? It just so happens that you also like Western oceans, and it's comfortable to ride—"

As soon as he talked about women, Ye Xiaodao came to the spirit, and he could definitely talk about it all afternoon, and he didn't bring water to drink.

Li Nannan was annoyed by his cheap problem, scolded him for being a worm and then deducted the phone, holding the back of his head with both hands, and lying on the steps of the overpass, making the girl in the skirt suspect that he was going to take the opportunity to peep, and when he passed by him, he pressed the skirt with his hand, and scolded him in his heart for being perverted, and then complained that he didn't plant, why didn't he dare to lift her skirt to take a look.

Yue Zitong's biggest crisis has disappeared with her big head sticking on the OF platform, and she will not be listed again in the future, she can work with peace of mind and live her favorite ordinary little life.

Li Nannan's main task is also completed, as long as he convinces his wife again, let her believe that the man Aunt Yue loves now is not him, but the Helan son, and in order to take revenge, he would rather go to sleep with Long Zaikong - I believe that the reasonable master will be considerate of him and no longer try to match them.

Thinking that from now on, he can live a good life without restraint and no longer have to look at other people's faces, Li Nannan has never had a relaxed life.

After the relaxation, there is a sense of empty loss.

It's like walking a long distance with a burden, getting used to the weight on your shoulders, and one day suddenly unloading the burden and walking with ease of throwing off your arms, you always feel that something is missing.

"After a few days, you'll get used to it."

Li Nannan muttered to himself, turned over and sat up, took out his mobile phone and began to search for nearby places of interest.

Most of his life after the age of 14 has been spent abroad, and he has seen all the pyramids and Stonehenge, but he has only seen the great rivers and mountains of the motherland, which he has only seen on TV.

Since this mission has been successfully completed, there is nothing important to do at the moment, why not take advantage of the time to have a good time, don't forget that this is the season of beautiful legs, and the beautiful scenery complements each other, and it is a sin not to know how to enjoy it.

As soon as he thought of it, Li Nannan quickly decided on a tourist route, and from here he went all the way north, passing through Qingshan City—he also had to hand over the invitation letter to Yue Zitong, and under her grateful, complicated gaze, he walked forward in a dashing manner until he reached the small mountain village where his wife lived.

Honor and honor your wife, and after obtaining her sincere consent, and then go abroad, it will be the dragon returning to the sea and the tiger returning to the mountain, and the bees will fly into the hundred gardens.

After having a goal, Li Nannan's sense of loss when he first unloaded his burden immediately disappeared, stood up and whistled, and walked to the bus stop sign.

"Look at this fool, he is poor and sleeps on the overpass, and he is still so happy, and his mentality is really good."

Whistling with his back to the sky, passing by a young couple walking towards him, Li Nannan heard the girl whisper this to her boyfriend.

Alas, sister, in fact, my brother is very rich.

Li Nannan sighed in his heart, turned around and rushed to the girl who was secretly looking at him, smiled very lewdly, added his steps, came to a fiery red Ferrari convertible, opened the door and got into the car, and walked away under the stunned attention of the little couple.

This car was just bought by Su Yaqier after she went to Mingzhu, and she was going to drive this car to use it with Li Nannan to run around, but who would have thought that the two of them would have to return to China after fooling around for a day, so they could only cheapen him.

This car is also Li Nannan's travel expenses all the way to the north, and he has to count on this car for the expenses used to stay in the hotel for dinner, and even to have an affair on the way.

He has already negotiated with a specialty store in China, and has advanced a sum of money from others, and when he arrives in Qingshan City while playing, he will spend the money, and then drive the car directly into the chain store.

He didn't want to be questioned about this car before officially breaking up with Yue Zitong, find out the excuse that he had a woman outside, and sue the wicked person in front of his wife.

As for the cost of continuing to travel north from Qingshan City, Li Nannan was not worried, he carried the invitation letter in his arms, and sold it to Yue Zitong for 100,000 yuan, which was definitely a family price, for the sake of her being his aunt.

In the past, when Li Nannan was abroad, he was so lucky that he was bursting, even if he went to buy a bag of junk food to make do, he could meet a beautiful woman who took the initiative to talk to him in a McDonald's store, as long as it met his aesthetic standards, he would immediately go to the hotel to roll the sheets.

But now more than 20 days have passed, and Li Nannan has never met any girls.

It's not that I haven't met a girl who takes the initiative to pick up a conversation, after all, a man who drives a multi-million trot is still very noticeable when he drinks ramen at a stall.

The girls who took the initiative to talk to him also conformed to Li Nannan's aesthetic views, but he just didn't call, as if there was an invisible hand twisting his ears, so that he was very gentlemanly and refused the beauty and went to Qingshan City as soon as possible.

Whether Li Nannan is willing or not, he must admit that the owner of that invisible little hand is surnamed Yue and Zitong.

He was extremely disgusted with this little hand, but he couldn't break free, and it wasn't until he came to Qingshan City that this inexplicable irritability suddenly disappeared.

At the same time, there is also the money from the sale of the car.

Standing at the door of the store, Li Nannan took out the bank card with a balance of a few yuan, and after looking at it a few times, he decisively broke it into several pieces, threw it in the trash bin next to him, and patted his ass as if he had unloaded some burden, and walked forward towards the sunset.

Suddenly, he thought of a sentence, the wind blows the eggshell, and the wealth goes to the people's happiness.

This relaxation is different from the relaxation a few days ago, there is no empty sense of loss, only fulfillment, as if he was penniless in the first place, in order to eat well and sleep well.

When Li Nannan's stomach growled, he finally knew why he liked this feeling, that is, he was cheap.

Don't be disgusted by women.,Clean up.,The kind of cheapness that will itch the skin.。

"What's the matter, Lao Tzu is so tasteless?"

Walking to a draft beer stall, the smell of skewers made him even more hungry, swallowed his saliva, and began to regret that after lunch, he shouldn't have pitied a little flower girl, and bought the last three hundred yuan into flowers, so that now there is no money for dinner.

"Hey, boy, come here!"

Just as Li Nannan looked at the meat skewers on the oven and swallowed his saliva and was about to leave ruthlessly, the cockscomb head in front of the small table next to him waved his hand at him and shouted.

Li Nannan's eyes lit up, and he immediately realized that the opportunity to eat white rice had come, because as soon as he saw the clothes of the cockscomb, he knew that he was not a good boy, and hurriedly walked over.

Eating bad children's rice, Li Nannan never had any sense of guilt.