[085] The road is narrow

The nearest McDonald's to the school is next to the subway station, which is a bit farther away from the snack street, but it is also a lunch spot frequented by students.

It was difficult to find a seat at noon, so I asked Gonggong Cao and the loudspeaker to line up to order food first, and went back and forth to the second floor of the restaurant to see if there were any tables that were about to be vacated.

Really found me one.

Three boys, dressed in our school uniforms (very face-to-face, probably from the first year of junior high school), sat loosely around a two-pronged table with a mess of food and a large fries in the middle, and the three of them bragged to each other while dipping the fries in ketchup.

One said: "Do you say Donnie Yen is powerful, or is Zhao Wenzhuo powerful?" ”

The other expression was very disdainful, "Cut, they are stand-ins and stunts at every turn when filming!" I think Jackie Chan is the most powerful! ”

The third ate the fries and ate a mouth full of ketchup, and said unconvinced: "What a fart!" My dad is the captain of the chengguan brigade, and he is better than all of them! ”

I listened and laughed, but I didn't interject, and stood silently three steps away from their table, indicating that I was waiting in line here.

As a result, the greedy boy who claimed to be the captain of the chengguan brigade saw me first, and his face instantly turned the color of pig liver.

He hurriedly bit his ears with his companions, and the other two people noticed that I was standing next to me, and their faces changed color, and the three of them got up from their seats at the same time very unnaturally, saluted me, the senior, and walked downstairs with their heads shrunk and their heads bowed.

The squad leader, who had just walked up to the second floor, happened to see the scene where they gave me my seat.

She looked at the expressions on the faces of the juniors, and then at the unfinished fries on the table, and her face suddenly became gloomy.

"Do you only use violence to solve problems? They are all classmates from the same school, what if you wait a little longer and let them finish eating? ”

I was speechless, the squad leader went up to the second floor in advance, he must not be worried about me, afraid that I would use violence to grab a seat and come to monitor me. You really don't trust me!

Since you don't trust me, I don't have much to say.

Just like Lao Luo's quotations say: A real warrior dares to face a bleak life, and Biao Han's life does not need to be explained.

At this time, the waiter came to clean the tabletop, I looked at the seats, two chairs can allow me to sit with Cao's father-in-law, and opposite is a multi-seat sofa, which should be able to sit three girls of normal stature.

Of course, I know that the big horn is fatter, but PHS is very thin, and the two phases are average, which can be regarded as a normal figure.

I put down the sentence "squad leader, you stay and occupy a seat", and went downstairs to help everyone serve food.

The squad leader sat on the sofa reluctantly, because she mistakenly thought that I had grabbed this seat, so she felt that the people around her were criticizing her in her heart, so that she showed a look of shame.

When queuing up to order food below, Gonggong Cao must have spoken a lot again, and said something that made the loudspeaker and PHS angry. At this time, he was holding a plate with an exaggerated amount of food, and was being escorted by two girls, and climbed up the stairs with a disgraced face.

Seeing that I came down to look for him, Father-in-law Cao said like a savior:

"Master save me! As soon as I said a word, they pinched and kicked me, and put me in charge of bringing back all the food! ”

The loudspeaker urged in the back: "Less nonsense, let's go!" There are still two more plates after this plate! ”

I don't sympathize with Gonggong Cao's experience at all, and the main reason for letting him come here today is to let him taste some hardship. Otherwise, just let you sell photos and count the money until you are soft, how can you taste the sweetness!

There was another reason why I didn't help him with the food: I twisted my right wrist when I was playing with the horizontal bar, and although it wasn't so bad that I couldn't hold the plate, it was a bit of a faint ache after all.

After three round-trips, Grandpa Cao sat next to me and stuck out his tongue like a dog, panting and not moving.

It's really poor enough physical strength, no wonder even the junior students dare to rob him of his money.

Seeing me and the loudspeaker tossing Cao Jingshen so much, the squad leader felt a little uncomfortable, after all, Cao Jingshen is also one of today's hosts (in fact, it was all invited by him, and the squad leader didn't know).

"You ...... It's a bit too much, right? Although I know that he must be cheap again, but if he is a classmate, how can he let people take all the food? ”

The loudspeaker snorted: "Squad leader, didn't you hear what he said!" It's so disgusting I don't even want to repeat it a second time! ”

PHS also said that it was not unjust to castrate Cao Jingshen directly and bury him alive, when it came to how to castrate and bury him alive, PHS's description was vivid, easy to understand, and very feasible, which scared Cao Jingshen into a cold sweat on his neck.

I laughed in my heart: Squad leader, you are now so calmly helping Cao Jingshen speak, and when one day you find out that he is selling your PS nude photos, you have to be angry and use a double-barreled shotgun to castrate him first and then kill him.

Overall, the meal was quite enjoyable.

As the loudspeaker said in advance, because Cao Jingshen couldn't control his mouth, the loudspeaker decided to eat a lot and make Cao Jingshen bleed.

But she obviously underestimated Cao Jingshen's purse, Cao Jingshen already has a solid family background, and he has made a lot of money selling photos recently, and the cost of a meal is a drop in the bucket for him.

Cao Jingshen sat next to me and didn't dare to make too many mistakes, sometimes the girls' conversations obviously had slots, which could make him take advantage of the situation to say disgusting jokes, but he tried his best to hold back, and his expression was as painful as swallowing medicine. I had to smile with a smile on my face, and asked the three ladies to eat well and eat well.

The big horn hiccuped, and finally couldn't eat anymore, she patted her belly, still glaring at Cao Jingshen with angry eyes, ready to go up and pinch him at any time.

In contrast, both the squad leader and PHS ate very little. Especially PHS, she didn't even finish a hamburger, she was as thin as a bean sprout, which inevitably made people worry about whether she was seriously ill, her life was hanging by a thread, and she would see Hades tomorrow.

As a result, this critically ill patient threatened me at the dinner table, telling me not to be the third party of Captain Guo Songtao and Shen Shaoyi.

Before I could figure out how to explain it in human language, the big horn laughed first.

"Don't be funny! Ye Lin didn't have time to get involved with the basketball team! Didn't I tell you? Someone's goal is big! Maybe ...... in the future."

As she spoke, she glanced at the squad leader in a strange manner.

I coughed dryly and reminded the loudspeaker not to leak her mouth, and she swallowed the rest of the words back.

After returning from McDonald's, a group of five of us walked on the road, and the sun was so strong that the top of my head was a little hot.

The loudspeaker said that he was full and full, this time it was enough, and next time he would keep an eye on it, and strive to discover more ulterior secrets.

The squad leader didn't understand what she was referring to, so she didn't want to be mysterious, and she had something to say.

couldn't help the squad leader's repeated urging, and the loudspeaker lied: The time she and PHS sent Xiaoqin to the subway station, I heard Xiaoqin say some embarrassing things when I was a child, and I invited everyone to eat this meal, mainly because I wanted them to keep it secret for me.

The squad leader suddenly glanced at me and said proudly:

"Shame on childhood? No need to ask, it must be bedwetting! Maybe when I went to Xiaoqin's house as a guest, I drew a map on someone else's bed! ”

The big horn and PHS were both amused, and Cao Jingshen also wanted to laugh, but he didn't dare.

Hmph, laugh, what I really want to hide is ten times, a hundred times more shameful than what you say!

If you knew that I was kicked into the river by Xiaoqin, pushed into the mud, and planted green onions in the snow, you wouldn't be able to laugh.

The most cruel time, after she finished watching a certain version of "The Romance of the Gods", she was very interested in the punishment of "cannon branding" invented by Daji, and she was stunned to take my hand and let me touch the red-hot charcoal stove.

Fortunately, Aunt Ren came over with a sugar gourd and asked us if we wanted to eat it, and I escaped.

And the two strings of sugar gourds were eaten by Xiaoqin, I asked her for it, and she actually said, "If you touch the stove yourself, I will give you one." ”

Nima, I'm touching the stove like a fool, will you just give me one! Your heart is darker than Daji!

I remembered the unbearable past again, but it's okay, thinking about it this way, this dinner is not Xiaoqin's share, and I don't feel guilty at all.

Suddenly, I felt someone in the crowd staring at my back with hostility.

When I stopped and turned around, I was followed by four gangster-looking people.

The one at the head was wearing a peaked cap diagonally, and his mother must have been very distressed when he saw the left side of his face.

This guy ...... Isn't it the time I rescued Shu Zhe under the river bridge, and the cap that I cleaned up with the punishment of "weeding machine"?

Why haven't you learned your lesson and are coming for revenge? But there are only four of you this time! Where's your muscular boss?

I sneered in my heart, but when I calmed down a little, I realized that I was at a disadvantage.

First: The squad leader and others who walked with me may become the target of their attacks.

Second: I twisted my right wrist when I played the horizontal bar, and now I can only use my left fist.

But no matter how dangerous the situation is, as long as there is a 1% chance of victory, I will never back down.

I asked the class leader to take everyone back to school quickly, and there were a few "friends" in the back who wanted to talk to me about something.

The squad leader is not stupid, and he can see at a glance that those four gangsters are not good people.

"What do you want to do? There are four of them! Come back to school with us! There are so many people on the road, they don't dare to do it! ”

"Four people? What about four? I sneered, "Squad leader, the last time you went to look for my brother under the river bridge, didn't you see me lying down several people?" Among them are these four defeated men! ”

The squad leader was stunned, "How do you know that I went to find my brother that time?" ”

It's not good, I accidentally said it, but it doesn't matter, the first goal at the moment is to get the squad leader and the others to evacuate as soon as possible, so that I can have a good time with the four thugs.

Even if there is only one hand, I will beat them all over the ground to find their teeth, so that they will never dare to provoke trouble again, and when they hear my name, they will roll away!