"What? You two top students at Stanford University, research and research, zuihou's conclusion is actually to let me drink? Asking me to drink too much alcohol to treat a viral heart attack? ”

I can't understand that Dr. Yu and his senior brother "Drug King", who are obviously highly educated in the United States, have prescribed me irresponsible home remedies.

Dr. Yu pondered for a moment, "Ye Lin, although my senior brother is full of confidence, I personally think that you should not try every wine for the time being......

"Who's going to try! When I'm an alcoholic or a taster! Since both of you have a strong medical background, you should at least prescribe me medicine, right? Prescribe some medicine to cure me, and I can die! ”

"But, Ye Lin, don't you think it's a great boast of capital to cure strange diseases with daily necessities?"

"How?"

"Modern medical instruments are becoming more and more professional, more and more developed, in the medical circle, after Jishu reaches a certain height, it is no longer worth boasting of saving people with ordinary methods, but in special circumstances, using fruit knives and glass pieces to do thoracotomy for patients with diseases, or letting patients treat migraines with pineapples on their heads, it is easier to cause praise from peers......"

"Hey, if you have a pineapple on your head, you won't be able to go out even if your migraine is cured! In my memory, only when the Monkey King of "Journey to the West" was in Huaguo Mountain, he used to wear a pineapple on his head as a crown! Even if Liu Xiaolingtong's father Liu Lingtong dies, there is no need to wear a pineapple on his head to commemorate a generation of monkey kings! ”

"Ah, I was wrong, not the pineapple on the head, but the pineapple water to wash the hair." Dr. Yu corrected, "In short, my senior brother probably thinks that if you let you drink vodka and Erguotou cure viral heart disease, he can say it to people in the future and arouse the admiration of his peers......"

"Obey your sister!" I almost died, "Just to show himself NB, are you going to experiment with my life!" Since the key to curing me is related to alcohol, weishenme can't mix a medicine with alcohol as the main ingredient! It's safer than having me try like crazy! What if I drink Shanxi fake wine! ”

Brain Theatre:

I accidentally drank fake wine in Shanxi, and I became a blind Ah Bing, wearing a long shirt and sunglasses, holding Obama, who Amy gave to me as a guide dog, walking on the streets of Dongshan City in the autumn breeze.

Someone with good deeds shouted in the distance: "Don't go so fast! Let's go again after a section of "Erquan Reflecting the Moon"! ”

So I was furious and took off my sunglasses, revealing a pair of red-glowing mechanical eyes similar to the Terminator T800, which were high-tech kryptonite dog eyes that Dr. Yu had made for me out of guilt.

"Z-"

Two high-powered red lasers shot out from the mechanical eye, and the person who was heckling was turned into ashes in an instant.

"Hmph, if you want to listen to "Erquan Reflecting the Moon", I will satisfy you!"

I put my sunglasses back on, still holding Obama's leash in my left hand and my right hand behind my back.

"A song of liver and intestines is broken, where to find a soulmate at the end of the world......"

Anyway, I'm not going to try it! I don't drink well, and I don't plan to practice drunken boxing! Hurry up and get me an alcohol-based antidote!

Hearing that I was adamantly opposed to blind cats drinking indiscriminately, Dr. Yu regretfully pushed his Google Media glasses.

"So, Ye Lin, aren't you going to help us explore the medicinal value of vodka and Erguotou?"

"What medicinal value do those two high-strength wines have! There is only the value of reincarnating the patient! Didn't your senior brother say that he couldn't cure me, and he would die with me! Weishenme irresponsibly let me drink indiscriminately for experiments? ”

"To be precise, my brother didn't say he was going to die with you," Dr. Yu reminded, "My brother's exact words were: if you don't cure you and let you hang, drink 500cc of your blood, let yourself get a viral heart attack, and then risk your life to challenge this disease again......"

"Now we know that the key to solving the problem is alcohol, so if you drink Erguotou and die, my senior brother at least knows that Erguotou is not effective, so you can try vodka yourself......"

So you're planning to use me as a guinea pig! Dr. Yu, your senior brother is even more excessive! You don't let the patients you handle die, but your senior brother only needs to overcome the difficult disease, even if the patient dies, it doesn't matter!

After giving me a physical examination, Dr. Yu began to repair the transmitter antenna and turned it off beforehand.

"Ye Lin, if you think my senior brother's suggestion is unreliable, you can wait for me to do some animal experiments, estimate the approximate alcohol content, and then treat you with other drugs."

"What animals are used for experiments?"

"Mouse, I've always used mice, unlike my brother who likes to use primates."

For me, who likes animals more, if Dr. Yu experiments with cats, dogs, monkeys and other animals, I might really go to drink Erguotou to verify the curative effect - probably because I saw cats and mice many times at my grandparents' back then, and I didn't have much sympathy for mice.

"Because mice are small, they only need a small amount of your blood to get them from viral heart disease." Dr. Yu continued to explain while stabilizing the transmitting antenna of the rabbit, "Then I will prepare an injection with alcohol as the main ingredient, and if I can achieve a stable effect, I can perform clinical shiyan on you." ”

I nodded, feeling that although Dr. Yu was not a major in pharmacology, his methods were much more reliable than those of his senior brother.

"Ye Lin, during the time I am conducting animal experiments, you still can't be careless, and you must continue to follow my previous instructions to avoid too much pressure on your heart."

"I know this, I will survive until the day when you concoct the antidote, Dr. Yu."

"But if you feel like you're not feeling well, you can have a little drink to relieve yourself." Dr. Yu went on to say, "Your situation is special, and drinking a little alcohol is safer than taking a quick-acting heart-saving pill. ”

Others drink alcohol to cause heart disease, but come to me, but can drinking alcohol cure heart disease? And if you choose the right type of alcohol and drink too much, you can still cure the heart disease completely?

How could there be such an irresponsible heart attack! Shouldn't I contact various wineries now, and ask them to ask me to be a spokesperson to prove that drinking alcohol is harmless and healthy?

After repairing the rabbit's ears, Dr. Yu installed the haode anesthetic needle launch module that had been prepared early in the morning, and the sharp needles were usually hidden in the ammunition box on the back of the rabbit, which looked quite scary.

"There are four anesthetic syringes in total," Dr. Yu said while twisting the bolts on the rabbit's body, "the default is the maximum dose, even elephants can be anesthetized, and the weight of the other party will be estimated through the camera before launching, and after the anesthetic syringe hits, a second intelligent accounting will also be carried out to ensure that no overdose of anesthetic will be used to kill people......

"The ......," I frowned, "do you need to set the default dose to anesthetize elephants?" ”

Dr. Yu asked me rhetorically, "Do you think it is impossible for Amy to provoke the elephants?" ”

Possibly, instead of letting Pentheus fight the elephant at that time, it would be better to let the elephant take a shot of anesthetic, and then pay the zoo money.

"Dr. Yu, it's still thoughtful, Lang is a trivial matter to spend some anesthetics, as long as my sister is not harmed by elephants......"

"Dut-" At this time, the rabbit was restarted by Dr. Yu, and it heard the second half of my sentence, and immediately went to the Internet to look up the relevant information, and recited it in a very poor tablet tone:

"Elephant - a very entertaining animal, model children's crayon Xiaoxin once wrote "Elephant Song" for it, the lyrics are: 'Elephant, elephant, why is your nose so long~~ Mom said that your nose is beautiful ~~~"

"Dut - meaning confusion - according to active intelligence guesses, the elephant refers to a certain body part of the male, which is commonly known as the little brother, so the third owner said that the meaning of not letting his sister be harmed by the elephant is ......"

"Shut up!" I angrily ordered, "If you don't shut up, I'll beat you up with Amy!" ”

After spending nearly an hour at Dr. Yu's place, I was worried that Amy, who was left in room 101, would have a conflict with Xiaoqin, so I hurried back, and was forced to follow me slowly by having my ears repaired and equipped with an anesthetic needle firing system.

"Toh—I'm so depressed."

Forced Rabbit sighed in a flat tone.

"You're a robot, you're a melancholy fart!" I said angrily, "Because the surname of Dr. Yu who made you is 'Yu', so you are depressed!" ”

"Dut - depressed and sad, longing for my hometown, sighing to the wind, cutting off my intestines."

Don't read Cao Pi's poems! It's amazing that you have a link to Baidu and Google in your head! And where is your hometown? Are you also from the 22nd century like a robot cat! How dare you claim to be from the 22nd century without a four-dimensional pocket!? I want to return it! Give me a change to someone who likes to eat gong cakes and has no ears!

Before I could get to the door of room 101, I saw Amy and Celery coming out of the door one after the other, with Penthos leading Obama by the way.

I found that Amy and Celery looked quite harmonious on the outside, Amy looked domineering as a host, and Celery was accommodating Amy with low eyebrows.

Amy, what are you putting up? It's true that you're the owner of the VIP building.,But don't forget that the VIP building is in the Qingzi School Park! Xiaoqin's uncle is the owner of Qingzi School Park! In this sense, Xiao Qin is the master here!

"Hmph," Amy haughtily took the leash from Penthos, "since the violent woman promised that I wouldn't have to take boring exams next semester, I'll forgive her for seducing the valet for the time being!" After all, she also saved the manservant once in Cuisong Mountain. ”

"But the maid's girlfriend is naturally a maid!" Amy immediately added, "Don't think that because you're older than me, you can make me call my sister!" You're going to call me Miss Amy! Serve me like a maid when you come after me! ”

"It's totally okay," Xiaoqin nodded without hesitation, "Since Ye Lin is Miss Amy's manservant outside, I wish I could be a maid......"

(*^__^*) hee-hee...... It doesn't matter if I wear a maid's outfit......"

"If you want to be beautiful, who will wear a maid outfit for you!" Amy pouted, "I won't agree to someone like you who asks to wear a maid's outfit!" I should have asked Katyusha to serve me in a maid's outfit......"