"Wandering in the rainy alley, my mood is lonely and melancholy......"

The rabbit began to recite Baidu poems again, expressing his melancholy mood! You're in a fart mood! You don't even have a heart!

Don't be gloomy! Isn't it just that your anesthetic needle was intercepted halfway! Celery can't be considered an ordinary human at all! Nine out of nine ordinary humans can't avoid it! Based on the speed of these two visual inspections, I am not sure that I will be able to dodge! If Xiaoqin didn't have a towel on hand, she might not be able to intercept it empty-handed!

"You dead robot! Dare to attack Miss Ben's manservant! ”

Amy jumped out of bed and dragged a feather pillow behind her, which could be described as "huge" compared to her size, but fortunately, although it was large, it was relatively light.

"Die!" With all her might, Amy swung her feather pillow and slammed it into the rabbit's head.

"T-please don't beat me, Master One, the rabbit was just here to protect you."

The feather pillow bounced off the rabbit's metal head, and Amy continued to smash it again.

Dressed in a rhythm suit that is more revealing than a swimsuit, Amy swings her pillow back and forth, as if she is performing a body-shaping exercise that was ahead of her time—beating robots.

"Who needs your protection! You shit! Scrap copper and rotten iron! You can't even tell the difference between being a joke and being really dangerous! ”

Probably to increase comfort, the cloth of the feather pillow was very thin, and after hitting the two antennas above the rabbit's head repeatedly, it was finally poked out of the hole, and a large piece of goose feathers leaked out, fluttering and sprinkling, like a heavy snow around the rabbit and Amy.

"Toot - the weather is unusual. Please check the air conditioning system. Please keep warm. ”

In the end, the rabbit is a robot, and the detection of the surrounding environment is mainly through the collection of images through the video head, and the final judgment is made by computer calculation. It is estimated that its judgment procedure is not perfect enough, so that the goose feathers leaking out of the pillow will be judged as "goose feather heavy snow".

"Keep your sister warm! I'm going to die of heat! Amy was getting harder and harder, and goose feathers stuck to her bare and sweaty skin, and she didn't care.

"Don't attack the manservant next time! Otherwise, I will ask Dr. Yu to dismantle you and make 10 toilet seats and give them to major hotels for free! ”

"Toot - according to the Internet information, the metal toilet seat will be very cold in winter, please pay attention to the warmth of the buttocks."

"You don't have to worry about it!"

Amy, who has her back to me and is wearing a rhythm suit and waving a feather pillow, really makes people agree with the words of the rabbit, and feels that Amy's little buttocks, which expose a lot, really "need to be warm".

"Toot - Rabbit didn't do anything wrong. When the third owner tries to violate the first owner, forcing the rabbit to fire an anesthetic needle is the best choice. There is no merit and hard work to force the rabbit, and he deserves a pennant......"

"Still want pennants? It's not bad if it's up to you, confinement! Amy continued to wave the feather pillow that had missed most of the feathers, beating the robot with great pleasure.

"Next time, without my order, no matter what the valet does, you can't fire an anesthetic needle at him! Unless you want to be a toilet seat! Got it! ”

"Dut - this is contrary to the procedure, if there is a situation like today, the third master tries to violate the first master......"

"Assault a big-headed ghost! What a violation! Amy lifted the pillow horizontally and shook it so hard that it almost spun the rabbit's hemispherical head 180 degrees.

"Even if the manservant really violates me, you are not allowed to take care of it! If you dare to spoil my good deeds, I'll throw you off the helicopter! ”

"Toh-to-t helicopter parked at the airport?"

"Helicopters that fly higher than skyscrapers!"

The rabbit was silent, and turned away dejectedly, the wheels slow, lonely and melancholy, and Amy continued to play endlessly in the back.

I noticed that on my sister's bare back, I could clearly see the position of the shape of the shoulder blades, stained with a white feather, like an extra-small angel wing.

If heaven is full of angels with such bad tempers, then it is no wonder that Jesus came down to save the world ("I can't stay any longer!"). I'm running away from home! ”）。

I had a lot of contact with the squad leader, and I was afraid that I also contracted a slight obsessive-compulsive disorder, so I reached out and removed the feathers from Amy's shoulder blades, and Amy was playing without paying attention.

Forcing Rabbit to ask Dr. Yu about it, Weishenme, a junior high school girl, can intercept her attack, and Amy chases her all the way to the infirmary, and goose feathers are sprinkled all over the hallway.

Let the rabbit be depressed, intercept the anesthetic needle Xiaoqin, but sit on the bed for a long time without saying a word, I see that she is because of sudden intense exercise, resulting in aggravated menstrual cramps.

"It doesn't matter to you, does it? Actually, it's not a big problem for me to get a shot, so you won't need to ...... next time."

Xiaoqin covered her lower abdomen and shook her head: "It is my responsibility as a childhood sweetheart to protect Ye Lin, and Ye Lin has helped me massage for so long, I have been much better......"

What a lie! You're so painful that cold sweat comes down!

"You sit biedong! I'll ask Penthos if I can drive you home, and I'll take you home with him to rest! ”

The proposal to let Xiaoqin go home didn't seem to make her happy.

"Well, I finally had the opportunity to be with Ye Lin, I became 'sick and weak' because of menstrual cramps, Ye Lin will take care of me, when I get home, I am the only one at home, how lonely it is......"

"I will stay at your house with you until Aunt Ren comes back!" I blurted it out without much thought.

"I appreciate Ye Lin's kindness, but my mother will come home late, and if I see Ye Lin and I at home alone, I may be angry...... Besides, didn't Ye Lin make a special trip to accompany his sister today? I don't want to be too greedy and take away Ye Lin's time......"

Why bother to see the outside like this! Amy is a sister, and you are a sister too! In short, I won't leave my sister with menstrual cramps somewhere alone!

Zuihou Xiaoqin still stayed, resting on the bed in the bedroom of 103, Amy saw that Xiaoqin's expression was painful, not like pretending, so she lent her personal doctor Dr. Yu to Xiaoqin, and asked Dr. Yu to treat Xiaoqin.

"Hmph, if it weren't for the sake of you saving the manmaid just now, I wouldn't have bothered to care about you!"

When Dr. Yu heard that Xiaoqin was suffering from menstrual cramps, he shook his head and said, "I haven't studied gynecology, so I'm afraid I won't be able to help much—do you want to sign this consent form?" My colleagues in the scientific community are working on artificial children's palaces, which are expected to be made within 10 years to create biomimetic parts that will benefit women for life, stay away from menstrual troubles forever, and do not affect fertility, if you sign ......"

Get lost! Get out! Put the artificial son' palace on yourself, and you can be hermaphroditic and make new humans by yourself!

However, the masseuse who had just given Amy a body massage had a lot of experience in relieving menstrual cramps, and she heard that there was a girl next door who was suffering from menstrual cramps, so she took the initiative to come over and give Xiaoqin a targeted professional massage.

"Better? I used to have menstrual cramps a lot, so I know what to do best. ”

Xiaoqin lay on the bed and didn't speak, her eyes were very blank, unlike when she was massaged by me, there was no strange sound at all during the process.

"It's like、Something clogged has become smoother...... Big sister, you're so amazing......"

"Normally," the masseuse in casual clothes sat casually on the edge of Xiaoqin's bed, "I used to hate myself for being a woman when I was in pain to death." ”

"By the way," the masseuse turned her head to Dr. Yu, who was about to leave, "Frankenstein, when will your artificial child palace be developed?" If it had been a few years earlier, maybe I would have wanted to change it too. ”

Some of the people who came and went in the VIP building gave Dr. Yu the nickname "Frankenstein" because he always invented strange things and persuaded people to amputate their limbs and install mechanical prostheses.

"I don't have much research in gynecology." Dr. Yu reiterated, "The Artificial Son's Palace project was hosted by my friend, do you want to sign the consent form?" ”

"No," the masseuse fanned herself with her hand in the unair-conditioned room. Because you can't blow the air conditioner when you have menstrual cramps, so since Xiaoqin came to rest, the air conditioner is turned off, and Amy has complained that the house is too hot before, saying that I favor my girlfriend, and I don't care if my sister wants to die of heat. Even if Amy said this, I didn't turn on the air conditioner, there are so many rooms with air conditioning, if it is replaced by Amy's dysmenorrhea, Xiaoqin will never complain about not turning on the air conditioner.

"I used to hear that there was a non-painful artificial child' palace, and I might have regarded it as my savior, but now I don't need it." The masseuse said leisurely.

"You removed the sub-palace?" Dr. Yu asked recklessly.

"You just cut off the palace!" The masseuse said angrily, "I gave birth to a child!" It's good to have a baby! Some patients with dysmenorrhea will be cured without medicine as long as they have given birth! ”

Xiao Qin, who was lying on her side on the bed, heard this, and turned her black eyes in my direction.

He didn't speak, but he seemed to be speaking with his eyes.

Look at what you see! The reason why you suffer from menstrual cramps is indeed related to me, and I will also take care of you when you have menstrual cramps! But to cure menstrual cramps and have a baby with you or something...... Is it too responsible?

The next 5 hours were spent in peace, Xiaoqin reluctantly ate lunch with everyone, Amy saw Xiaoqin's abdominal pain, probably because she was also suffering from the cold, a little sympathy, and she was not as harsh on Xiaoqin as before.

"It's just for the sake of you saving the manservant a few times!" Amy repeatedly emphasized, "And since you are my maid, don't be miserable all day long!" When others see me, they think it's a painful thing to come to me as a servant! ”

It's already painful! I'm going to be beaten up if I come to you to be a robot!

When it was close to dusk, Peng Thos drove me and helped me send Xiaoqin home, because Aunt Ren might come back at any time, so I didn't stop long, let Xiaoqin pay attention to recuperate, and then returned to my home.

There was still about an hour before dinner, and when I came home, I found that my father had started cooking early for the first time, as if he was practicing his cooking skills.

As soon as I said hello to my dad, I received a text message from the class leader.

In terms of the popularity ranking of the ===== divider =======, the book friends who support Xiaoqin and the squad leader still account for the vast majority, and the squad leader party that has voted recently mainly includes "laijinduo123", "Caramel PoH", and Xiaoqin's party has "Xia Yujun x", "Allure Laughing Crazy Clown", "Absinthe?".

The book friend "Dream_ Ice Cuirassier" was impartial and divided the votes equally between the squad leader and Xiaoqin, which can be called a model of peace.

In addition, an anonymous reader of the mobile phone station voted for Xingxing, so the boss of the Five Tigers of the Criminal Department was finally honored on the list.

zuihou, Xiaojuan was pushed to the first place in Group B again, it seems that some book friends are determined to make Aunt Ren unhappy......