Xu Yun really didn't expect that it was just across the Pacific Ocean, and there was really a bar here that opened early in the morning.

I really don't understand why Americans like to drink so much, there are so many more bars on the side of the road than hotels, right? Is there only so few people who open houses? It's really incomprehensible.

But if you think about it carefully, after all, the country is open, and even the dormitory of the school is co-ed, and the effort to open the house is done in the dormitory, and the Americans like that kind of wide car, big pickup trucks run all over the street, and it is convenient to shake a car or something. Perhaps it is for this reason that the small hotel industry here is not up to par.

The reason for the bar is much simpler, the unemployed can also receive a minimum allowance, and the more idle and lazy the guy, the more they like to drink and smoke two sips. Of course, smoking is not smoking, it is smoking marijuana. Marijuana is something that is still relatively easy to get in American bars.

How difficult it is for the people of Huaxia to get some marijuana here, they are basically still struggling with food and clothing, they can have a house to live in, a car to drive, and two savings, all of which belong to a good well-off home, how can there be that spare money to smoke marijuana?

If you can afford to smoke marijuana, you have to have at least two dollars, right? At least it's a simple way to make money like a gangster, or those in the entertainment industry who make money easily, or they are tyrants who don't know what money is.

It's different in the United States, it's easy for middle school students to get some marijuana. They ran to the toilet after class to smoke two puffs of marijuana, just like Chinese middle school students smoked two puffs of cigarettes. So even for the poor in the United States, there are still ways to buy marijuana, and there is still a little spare money.

Even if you can afford to smoke marijuana, let alone drink, some idle and lazy drunkards go to the bar early in the morning and drink it until late at night before going home drunk and going to sleep.

Although Bai Xiaoye was laughed at by Xu Yun on the surface, he was irritable, so he directly pushed open the door of a small bar and walked in. Xu Yun had no choice but to follow up, not really distressed about the two money in his pocket, but really worried that Bai Xiaoye would drink this kind of stuffy wine and angry wine.

Borrowing wine to eliminate sorrow is even more sorrowful, this is definitely a famous saying, Xu Yun has personal experience, he can be very sure of this, the more troublesome things he encounters, the easier it is to get drunk.

But the more troublesome things are, the more people prefer to use alcohol to anesthetize themselves. It seems that this anesthesia can temporarily make people forget the bitterness and irritability in their hearts. However, I forgot about it, and this is just a temporary irritability.

"Whiskey, for two." Bai Xiaoye sat down in front of the bar and knocked on the countertop.

The bar owner was a middle-aged man who looked to be about fifty years old, with a long beard and a little white, and quickly patted two wine glasses in front of Xu Yun and Bai Xiaoye, skillfully poured one person's wine into the two wine glasses, about half a tael, and then took out an ice bucket and put it in front of the two, signaling them to help themselves with ice.

Before Bai Xiaoye could sit down, he directly drank the wine in the cup, and it was too simple to drink one sip at a time.

"Boss, can you pour more?" Bai Xiaoye Road.

"You said it was for two." The middle-aged boss tilted his head, shrugged his shoulders and said, "Pour half a cup directly?" ”

"Full." Bai Xiaoye said, the two hundred and fifty milliliters of whiskey glass, it was only half a catty when it was full.

The bar owner smiled, and could see that this Asian girl must have a heart, so she directly poured a whole cup for Bai Xiaoye.

"Drink less." Xu Yun didn't know how much Bai Xiaoye was drinking, so he really didn't dare to let her drink more, in case he drank too much, he didn't know what to do: "If the amount of alcohol is not good, don't be strong." ”

After speaking, Xu Yun also drank the wine in his cup.

The bar owner stood opposite Xu Yun with a wine bottle, raised his eyebrows, and seemed to ask him, is it going to be full?

Xu Yun was more direct: "You just give me the wine bottle." ”

"I've never sold a whole bottle of alcohol in the store." The boss was a little surprised, I don't know how to charge for this.

It is said that if a Chinese buys a cigarette for 70 dollars in the United States, and the Chinese give 120 dollars for selling cigarettes, he has no idea that the other party means that it would be good for him to directly find 50 dollars, but he also thinks that the Chinese have a bad brain, so he first returns the 20 dollars to the Chinese, and then finds the Chinese 30 dollars in a serious way, thinking that this is the right thing.

It seems that the same is true of the boss here, and the elementary school math is probably taught by an art teacher.

"How much do you guys sell for one? Looking at the amount of wine you poured just now, there are about 25 milliliters for one person, and 750 milliliters for this bottle of Bourbon, that is, a bottle of wine can pour 30 people. Xu Yun said: "So you'll forget it, right?" If you have a dollar per person, this bottle is thirty dollars. ”

The bar owner listened to the truth, but in the end he still didn't understand. But he didn't bother to think about it, whatever, if he was willing to give money to thirty people, he would give thirty people. Because he felt that he had never been able to pour thirty servings of wine in one bottle......

When Xu Yun popularized the simplest mathematical addition, subtraction, multiplication and division to the American uncle, Bai Xiaoye had already drunk a whole glass of wine in his stomach.

"You don't have to drink like this." Xu Yun hurriedly stopped Bai Xiaoye from grabbing the wine bottle with him: "I'll accompany you, let's drink slowly, just this bottle, no one will drink much." ”

"Xu Yun, are you my own brother? Why are you so stingy, a bottle of wine? Who's going to drink it? That's it, you brother, I don't want it. Bai Xiaoye also used the agitation method: "If you want to be my brother, then be bold." ”

Xu Yun smiled bitterly, he also wanted to be bold! But that needs capital, if there is nothing to do now, it is very idle, Bai Xiaoye said that he wanted to drink, he would definitely take her to the lounge on the top floor of Xingkai to have a good drink. First, you don't have to worry about suddenly having something to do, and second, you don't have to worry about not having enough money in your pocket to spend.

Not now, at least you have to leave enough money for the plane ticket home, right? Can't you go back to Canada and ask Celine to borrow money to buy a plane ticket, right? He's a big man, and he really can't open his mouth.

"Okay, it's full, it's okay." Xu Yun had no choice but to pour wine for Bai Xiaoye again, but now he had to take care of her, and he couldn't get used to her drinking so uncontrollably.

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However, in the blink of an eye, three or five bottles of whiskey were drunk, and Xu Yun couldn't help it, upset! No matter who it is, if you know that after you give birth to yourself, you will throw it to others and go to be happy by yourself, no one will feel comfortable.

Xu Yun endured it just now because he felt that he was a man, and Bai Xiaoye had already been hit in this matter, and he was very vulnerable, and he didn't want to show anything to himself.

But after these three or two glasses of wine, Xu Yun's psychological defense line also collapsed, he was also upset and uncomfortable, who did he tell to go? Except for talking to Bai Xiaoye's sister, he has no one to talk to, who can he talk to about this kind of thing? Who doesn't laugh at it?

Tell Bai Xiaoye that it's okay, who made Xu Yun's Laozi also Bai Xiaoye's Laozi? The two of them are really called sympathy.

Fortunately, they are all masters, and although alcohol has an effect, it is not so much that they can't control themselves at all like ordinary people. The bar owner, who was so good at drinking, was impressed by the amount of alcohol they drank, and by noon, there were already seven empty bottles around them.

Xu Yun also opened Bai Xiaoye, but now it is Bai Xiaoye's turn to enlighten Xu Yun: "Brother, it's better if you haven't seen him since you were a child, out of sight and out of mind, I think it's good now, it's better to have such a father!" Come on, let's go one more. ”

"Come on! Go for one! Xu Yun smiled and raised his wine glass, yes, out of sight and out of mind! In the future, he will treat himself as if he does not have such a Lao Tzu! p

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