I first rescued Amy from the cardboard box.

She was dizzy from just hitting the wall, staring at me and Xiaoqin blankly, speechless, but she didn't forget to hold the potato chips in her arms.

The squad leader on the other side stood up with a 1.2-meter-high carton box, revealing a pair of white legs below his knees.

The reason why the squad leader was caught by the carton box was because it was not the little cat who touched the trap, but the squad leader himself.

After the little flower cat pounced on the squid silk, he was about to feast, but he never thought that he had become a new bait, and the squad leader saw that the little flower cat finally stopped, and was ecstatic to pounce on the little flower cat into his arms, but he accidentally touched the mechanism and became the second prey caught by Xiao Qin.

Xiaoqin whispered to me: "In front of the things you like, everyone will become stupid, and I am stupid because I like Ye Lin!" ”

There seems to be some truth in this.,I'm in Qingzi School Park.,When I saw Xiaoqin and the principal of Qingzi School Park (that is, her uncle) walking together,I really feel that Xiaoqin is a lot smarter than usual.。

The squad leader, who hugged the little flower cat tightly and was unwilling to let go, was unable to take off the carton box independently.

So she held the cardboard box on her head and turned her face to me according to the sound of my conversation with Xiaoqin, of course, I had to look at the squad leader's feet to know what direction her face was heading.

Through the cardboard box, the squad leader's voice was a little muffled.

"Mimi has to be put back in the grass at the back of the school, it's very unsafe in the school."

"When will China pass legislation to ban animal cruelty......?"

Such a serious topic, but the squad leader with the upper body covered in a cardboard box, said it, and I couldn't help but want to laugh.

Take off the cardboard box! Your squad leader's majesty is losing at a rate of one kilogram per second!

When I helped the squad leader remove the carton box, Xiaoqin's face was full of unfinished expression, and she deeply regretted that she couldn't continue to watch the squad leader's jokes.

"If only someone could adopt it......" The squad leader lovingly stroked the kitten's back, and suddenly she saw Amy, who was eating potato chips less than five steps away from her.

"Huh? Isn't this Ye Lin's distant cousin? How did you come to our school? ”

Seeing Amy's blonde hair, the squad leader suddenly had an expectant expression of "I want to touch it", but he was worried that the kitten in his arms would take the opportunity to escape, so he hesitated.

Amy had already shaken out the paste in her head at this time, and she had a little discerning the situation, and she took a step back in the opposite direction of the squad leader.

"Hmph, that cat should have been caught by Miss Ben, but I didn't expect to chase and chase it to this inferior school, it turns out that even the male servant, you are all students of this inferior school?"

pretended to put herself in a very high posture, but the words revealed that she was chasing the cat until she got lost, and she ran into the twenty-eighth middle school, and she was caught in a trap by a bag of potato chips, and she was not qualified to say that our school was inferior!

"Katyusha and the violent woman, you two don't pester my manservant." Amy said as she hid behind my back, apparently sensing the threat of the squad leader's "hunter aura".

"In the future, I will bring the valet to the United States, and let him continue to serve me—you will stay in the barbaric and backward country of the Celestial Empire! Maybe you'll be eaten by someone else at some point...... What a terrible country......"

"Cannibalism?" I raised an eyebrow on one side, "Where did you hear about fake news?" We haven't eaten a human in the Celestial Empire for years! ”

"It's not news, it's what I saw with my own eyes!"

"See it with your own eyes!? You've seen someone get eaten!? ”

"Yes...... See the recipe for yourself! Amy said weakly, "It's just the same!" The recipe actually says 'claypot pot', 'husband and wife lung slices', and 'wife cake'! Doesn't 'boy' mean 'child'? You Celestial Empire people are too barbaric! How can you bear to eat other people's children! ”

Don't look at the righteousness! There is also a famous dish called "Shih Tzu ru" in Chinese food! In fact, the material has nothing to do with Shih Tzu's half-dime, and the fish white of the puffer fish is used! People who are a little sensible will understand that this is just a metaphor when you think about it, otherwise how many pairs of ru's houses have grown in Xi Shi is enough for diners for thousands of years to eat and eat!

In addition, Yubai is the nest of male fish! I don't want to eat anything like that! Why should I spend money to eat something that the mother fish doesn't eat!

The class leader was happy to chat with Amy for a while, and then touch Amy's golden hair, but seeing that the class bell was about to ring, her first purpose was to put the little cat back in the grass, so she reluctantly said hello to Amy, and walked in the direction of the barbed wire hole.

"Squad leader, I'll go with you!" Xiaoqin volunteered to follow, and at the same time turned back and squeezed her eyes at me, which means "I have created a space for you to be alone with your sister, I am empathetic, right?" ”

"How did you get here?"

Guiding Amy to the thick shade of a tree in the corner of the playground, I asked her.

Amy helped the sunglasses that had fallen down, and asked, "Just passing by, do you think I came to see you?" ”

"Don't you have to go to the set today?"

Amy happily made an exaggerated gesture, "Because the weather is too dry, the prop fireworks stacked in the corner explode on their own!" Good luck! I can finally stop working for a day! ”

Looking at Amy's expression, she can't wait for the entire Dongshan Film and Television City to be burned to the ground, which is the same as the psychology of ordinary students who want to blow up the school.

"I heard that you threw a lot of complaint letters into the complaint mailbox of the teacher's morality and style? Who are you complaining about? ”

"Oh, that's what you said," Amy replied as she ate her chips, "Those weren't complaint letters, they were transatlantic emails sent to me by my fans in the United States, and I had nowhere to deal with them, so I just stuffed them into the mailbox in front of your school - was it a complaint mailbox?" Don't you say I haven't noticed! ”

Since the letter is from the United States, it must have been written in English! When the pile of "complaint letters" is put on the vice principal's desk, will the vice principal be surprised, thinking that the school's teachers are tutoring outside, which makes the foreign students unhappy? Our homeroom teacher of the second (3rd) class, Mr. Yu, because he teaches English, can come in handy this time, go and translate those English letters to the vice principal!

"Amy, you fans are so persistent, send you a letter across the Pacific Ocean, even if you don't reply to the letter, why don't you take a look......"

Amy glared at me with a look of "you don't understand anything".

"Do you think there's anything good in there? The most normal thing is the courtship letter to me, saying that I will marry when I am 16 years old! There was a polygamous Mormon who wrote to me asking me to be his seventh wife...... After reading this kind of letter, I want to blow up the whole earth! ”

"Wait, you said that courtship letters are the most normal, so what's not normal?"

"There was also a person who recommended me as a personal doctor, bragging about how good he was at medical skills, but the letter contained anthrax powder! He wants me to get sick right away! ”

Lie down, this behavior can be regarded as a terrorist! Did he get punished by the law later?

"Sanctions? It was too cheap to call the police, I talked about it on Facebook and uploaded a photo of his envelope and anthrax powder, in which I 'accidentally' revealed his sending address to other fans......"

That night, as soon as this guy came out of the kmart supermarket, he was surrounded by twenty fat houses with baseball bats, beat him up, and went to the doctor himself. Those fat houses later thought that it was their most active day of the year. ”

Talking about this, Amy giggled, she would only be so happy when she used one part of her fans to attack another part of her fans.

"There are a lot of weird things in the fan letters, such as a lot of yellowed nails, as if it was something that made me fall in love with his European witchcraft; There is also a Thai dim sum chef who has written to me ten times, and the letter paper is sticky and sticky, emitting a disgusting smell, which is obviously what he jerked off! ”

Thailand? That's really a magical country, listen to my father, in Thailand, poor boys basically have two paths, one is to go to be a ladyboy, the other is to play Muay Thai, both roads will seriously torture the body and mind, the average life expectancy of a ladyboy is less than 40 years old, and Muay Thai fighters are also full of injuries after retiring. China considers itself a dick, and people who complain every day that they don't have a girlfriend can give full play to the spirit of Ah Q and be glad that they were not born in Thailand, otherwise they would accidentally become someone else's girlfriend, and it would be as miserable as being disabled by an opponent in a children's Muay Thai match.

Because of the preference for women over men, there are 1 million more women than men in Thailand, and the direct consequence is that rich Thai men are a man with many wives, and they can also be recognized by law. These lucky people who have avoided being a shemale and playing Muay Thai are not counting looking for lovers everywhere in their country, and they also want to hook up when they see beautiful women who come to Thailand for tourism, and one of the ways to hook up is very disgusting, which is to give you food mixed with his semen.

Because Thai men are very mentally retarded and think that once a woman eats her own semen, she will fall in love with herself, and the Thai fans who write letters to Amy while jerking off should be based on similar considerations.

You fans are disgusting! I can't even stand it! Whoever sponsored me with an AK-47, I made you all sudden! My sister is still underage, what should you do if you expose her to so much bad information and have a bad impact on her growth!

However, these letters, which may contain anthrax powder and Thai semen, don't you matter if they are stuffed into the Shide Shifeng report box! I hope that the prosecutor will report the letter to the teacher I hate!

"By the way, since you've come into our school, why don't you buy potato chips to eat? There are students with mineral water everywhere, can you ask where the commissary is? ”

"When I got rid of 004 and 005, I lost my wallet, besides, I just found out that you Celestial Empire people eat people, I don't want to be caught and eaten by your classmates, so I have been hiding in the shadows, waiting for you to come to meet me, but you came so late!"

I don't have classmates who can eat people! And you're obviously lost and waiting for someone to save you, why are you talking so majestic!

I called Penthos and said that Amy had been found by me and that she would be sending them back soon, but Amy was very dissatisfied and grabbed the phone and told Penthos that it was her free time and that she didn't want to go back so early.