Since I posted on the Internet that the revenge on the private investigator didn't work out, I watched my dad practice calligraphy under the glass coffee table: "Prioritize the top and bottom", and decided to do something more important first, change the lock on my house's door.

In a security door store at the back of the community, I picked out their so-called "B-level lock" that is far more secure than a word lock, and spent a total of more than 200 oceans to ask them to send someone to my house to replace the door lock.

There was business at 8 o'clock in the morning on Saturday, and the other party was very surprised and happy, thinking that it was a good start to the weekend, so the asking price was quite kind, and there was no special pit for me.

I was busy changing the locks, so I didn't go to Dongshan Lake today to find the old man to practice boxing.

"Up and down"! Since I know that the one-word lock (also called A-level lock) at home can be easily pried open, and there are people eyeing my house, I can't just leave, I must leave someone to watch the house before changing the lock!

Considering that my harem has not yet been built, there are no concubines to assign, so I can only take care of the house myself!

Although if I call Xiaoqin over, she will happily come to help me take care of the house, but because she insisted on going to school during her period, her recovery is not particularly good, so she should rest at home now, right? Don't mess with her, I can finally have a break over the weekend.

The locks were changed before 10 o'clock, and I looked at the brand new key with a sense of accomplishment.

Hmph, private detectives, and Penthos! Look how you two pick the lock this time! From now on look at the door and sigh.

Suddenly I was idle and had nothing to do, so I decided to go to Dongshan Film and Television City for a walk.

What is it like on the set when Aunt Ren is away? Heard that you are directing martial arts movements through remote video? Do you have to do a somersault in a hotel room when you do a demonstration? If you don't see it with your own eyes, you can't stop being curious!

Solemnly declare: Although meeting Amy is also one of the reasons why I went to the set, I didn't think about my sister's little panties!

I had a dream last night, in which I forced Amy's underwear off, and after taking it off, I held it high, and shouted "20,000 dollars!" He threw down Amy, who looked terrified, and ran away.

I rely on my image! If I really did this kind of thing, I wouldn't have the face to tell Amy that I was her brother!

When I was self-examining, the initiator of the underwear incident, Director Cao, called me.

"Xiao Yezi, you sent me three boxes of A'V sticks? I didn't order from you and didn't pay, did I? ”

"You don't have to pay," I smiled, "I will treat it as a gift to Director Cao to support the ** cause!" ”

Director Cao smacked his lips and said, "It's not that you plan to find a random pair of underwear and treat it as Miss Emily's underwear to fool me, and then you have a troubled conscience, so give me these A'V sticks as compensation, right?" ”

Director Cao, you can't leave your underwear in three sentences! Don't put more pressure on me, okay? I've already done a very nasty thing to my sister in my dreams!

So I briefly told the Industrial and Commercial Bureau about the fakes, of course, I concealed Ai Shuqiao and private detectives, this is finally my family matter, since my father didn't tell Director Cao, I have no reason to tell him.

Director Cao suddenly realized: "So that's the case...... But won't the Industrial and Commercial Bureau come to check on me? I'm not afraid of fines, but in case I'm organizing people to make a film......"

It's organizing people to make a movie, right? Rest assured, China only punishes those who make and sell counterfeit goods, and does not punish those who buy counterfeit goods, which is as strict as European and American countries? Before he arrived in China, he saw many Chinese wearing fake name tags and carrying fake mobile phones at the airport security check, which was forcibly confiscated by the security personnel. There is a person who speaks Cantonese who is even more funny, none of the Italian suits on the whole body are genuine, zuihou was picked up by the airport and only had underwear! In fact, his underwear is also a fake brand, and it is the mercy of his subordinates at the airport!

I heard that the three boxes of A'V sticks I gave him, as long as you don't admit that there is a sale and say that you bought them for your own use, the Industrial and Commercial Bureau will not be able to trouble you, Director Cao breathed a sigh of relief.

But he immediately said: "There are so many A'V sticks, I bought them for my own use, how did I use them!" ”

"Director Cao, this is a female appliance, you can't 'use it for yourself' at all, right?"

"Uh-huh...... This is also true, why don't I hold a lottery when the second episode of "Blood Battle Jinling" starts, encourage netizens to actively participate, and take these A'V sticks as prizes! ”

Is it the episode where the heroine was raped by Jinling? Those who can watch this kind of micro-movie, only the otaku who masturbates are right! What kind of trouble are you giving them A'V sticks for women?

Before Director Cao hung up the phone, he asked me to quickly find a way to get Amy's underwear, and the bank card containing 20,000 yuan he specially prepared for me was already hungry.

It's you who can't get enough of it! If you can't bear it, you can use an A'V stick to blow up your own chrysanthemum! I don't want to give my sister's panties to anyone else!

Sitting on the subway all the way to Dongshan Film and Television City, it was already noon, and it was time to eat.

I didn't have the face to go to Amy's RV to eat until I got my mind in order, so I ran to the actors' cafeteria, which I've been there many times before anyway.

I ate the chili curry beef alone, so I couldn't die, Kyle came over with the old translator, and the two of them sat down across from me unceremoniously.

Kyle greeted me through the old translator:

"Long time no see, today I'm here to ask you something."

I kept my head down and didn't speak.

"Well, is there anything Amy would like to eat? I kept saying I wanted to invite her to dinner, but she looked down on my English chef and said she wouldn't come to my dinner even if she starved to death......"

Nonsense! British Chef!? Is there a chef in the UK? There is an old European joke that all British pigs are killed twice, once in the slaughterhouse and once in the British kitchen! At the London Olympics, the shocking dish "stargazing" was fried fish head up into toast...... it, that's looking up at the starry sky or not dying! Stephen Chow's god of food is in tears!

As for what Amy likes to eat? Actually, "potato chips + cola" is enough, but will you believe it when I say it?

Kyle didn't get an answer and pestered me, so I casually mentioned some traditional Chinese foods:

"Steamed buns, flatbreads, buns, dumplings, fried noodles, boiled fish, glutinous rice balls, zongzi ......"

As soon as he heard the rice dumplings, Kyle showed an extremely terrifying expression.

"Forget about rice dumplings, rice dumplings, this thing is not eaten by people, I really can't understand the eating habits of Chinese."

Huh? Do you, a man who employs an English cook, dare to look down on the zongzi of our Great Celestial Empire! Although I don't think zongzi is particularly delicious, it is still hundreds of times better than the British recipe! Dare to say that zongzi is not eaten by people? You go and take a look at the host of the "Survival in the Wilderness" program, Bei Ye, he is British! The scorpions, cockroaches, maggots, rotten seals, rotten cow hearts, rotten things he eats on the show, and things that don't look like anything...... Those are not eaten by men!

Kyle continued with trepidation:

"A few days ago it was the Dragon Boat Festival of the Chinese, Amy gave me some gifts for the first time, it was a kind of rice dumplings without filling, I was very happy to try the traditional food of the mysterious East, but when I ate it, I knew that it was terrible, and I never wanted to eat it again in my life!"

I'm very strange, it's normal to have dumplings without filling, and some people don't like to eat dumplings with filling!

"No, it's ......," Kyle gestured with his hand, "it's the kind of rice dumplings that don't have rice as filling, only lettuce that is hard to eat, and I can't bite it!" ”

I was so shocked that I forgot to eat the curry beef.

Could it be that Amy only gave him zongzi leaves wrapped in the shape of zongzi! How can I eat it? Where is this a gift, it's purely a whole person!

Suspiciously, I turned my gaze to the old translator who had not changed his face and was extremely skilled in simultaneous interpretation.

You must have been right next to you! You're Chinese! Kyle doesn't know what zongzi looks like, don't you know! Why don't you remind me! Don't you just translate and don't care about anything else? Kyle, it's not even that you've hired a British chef, and the portable translator won't stop you from eating zongzi leaves, and you're only pig teammates in this team! How the hell have you survived all these years!

As soon as I finished eating, I received a call from my father, who said that after a week of lockdown and isolation, today the Health Bureau finally announced that the danger of avian flu was lifted and everyone was released, and he wanted to go home to surprise me, but I didn't expect to go to the door and find that the door lock had been changed, and the key could not open the door......

me, I'm such a bad guy! Actually shut my dad out! Without further ado, leave the set and go back to open the door for Dad!

Rushing home, my father was downstairs watching the old men play chess, and when he saw me coming back, he waved at me happily.

"Xiaolin, do you miss Daddy?"

Dad, what kind of cute are you selling! You've been locked up for a week, and I thought you'd be yellow and thin! The result is whiter than before, and the face is full of red! What happened to you!

I led my dad into the house and gave him a new key. As for me to change the lock, I said that the neighbor's aunt's house was stolen, and I used the same lock as ours, and my father praised me for taking precautions, inheriting his ingenuity, and was ready to give sincere condolences to the neighbor's aunt, and I hurriedly stopped him.

Now that Dad has been released, Aunt Ren must have regained her freedom, right?

On the same day, my father invited me to a nearby restaurant for a father-son reunion dinner, and I thought he was making a big fuss, but as long as he was in a good mood, I was willing to accompany him.

"Oh, I'm going back to the hotel tonight to make up for the progress of compiling the textbooks......" Dad said quietly, "But I don't have you in the room today, Aunt Ren, I'm a little lonely......"

Lonely your sister! People are just forced by the situation to take you in for one night, don't keep me thinking about it!

Although I will be very supportive if you remarry, the object must not be Aunt Ren! Dad, don't make a mess for me, okay!