Chapter 1033: Is It That Serious?
"Seven Fairies" is not Lang's name, things gather by like, people are grouped, beautiful is at least, plus smart and clever.
According to the ranking set by the seven fairies themselves at that time, the eldest is the white bone spirit Xie Na, the second should be the big hippo Yunxia, and Zhang Lihong, nicknamed the fox spirit, is the third in the river, and the following are the fat sea Qiao Rui, the pipa spirit Chen Nan, the spider spirit Chen Bei, and the little Yang Xiaodan.
But Xiang Tianliang has his own evaluation, he thinks that in terms of beauty alone, the ranking of the seven fairies should be the pipa spirit Chen Nan, the fox spirit Zhang Lihong, the white bone spirit Xie Na, the spider spirit Chen Bei, the fat sea Qiao Rui, the little little Yang Xiaodan, and the big hippo Ma Yunxia.
And to be ranked smart and clever, it is the fox spirit Zhang Lihong, the white bone spirit Xie Na, the pipa spirit Chen Nan, the little little Yang Xiaodan, the fat sea Qiao Rui, the spider spirit Chen Bei, and the big hippo Ma Yunxia.
If you use the so-called femininity ranking, Xiang Tianliang's ranking is like this, pipa essence Chen Nan, fox spirit Zhang Lihong, white bone spirit Xie Na, fat sea Qiao Rui, spider spirit Chen Bei, little little Yang Xiaodan, big hippo Yunxia.
In fact, in Xiang Tianliang's mind, his favorite is really the pipa spirit Chen Nan, the following are the fox spirit Zhang Lihong, the fat sea Qiao Rui, the spider spirit Chen Bei, the white bone spirit Xie Na, the little little Yang Xiaodan, and the big hippo horse Yunxia.
And the ranking in Xiang Tianliang's mind has also been self-identified by the first four fairies, as for the last three white bone spirit Xie Na, Xiao Budian Yang Xiaodan and Big Hippo Ma Yunxia, because there is too little contact, it is impossible to know what they think.
Obviously, Xiang Tianliang ranked the little little Yang Xiaodan and the big hippo Ma Yunxia in Zuihou in each type of ranking, because he didn't like it very much, the little little Yang Xiaodan was too scheming, and the big hippo Ma Yunxia was too spicy, which were the two major problems of women that Xiang Tianliang thought.
When Xiang Tianliang brought up in the car, what the white bone spirit Xie Na and the big hippo Ma Yunxia had become, the women had a common topic, and immediately chattered.
"I'll say it first, I'll say it first." Spider spirit Chen Bei rushed to shout.
"Okay, Chen Bei, you say it first." Xiang Tianliang smiled.
There was some envy in Chen Bei's words, "In my opinion, when it comes to beauty, Xie Na and Ma Yunxia should be the first to be recommended, look at their dress, tsk, it's too foreign." ”
Xiang Tianliang was happy, "Spider spirit, what you say is a bit admiral, don't you want to find a little butt to smoke." ”
"Am I telling the truth?" Chen Bei insisted on muttering.
Zhang Lihong said with a smile, "Chen Bei is right, people rely on clothes and horses rely on saddles, Xie Na and Ma Yunxia are really more beautiful when they dress up like that, don't mention Xie Na, let's talk about Ma Yunxia, Tianliang You think she is the least beautiful among our sisters, but tonight she is too moving, at least more beautiful than us." ”
Qiao Rui, who was driving, said with a smile: "I also think that tonight's Xie Na and Ma Yunxia will overshadow everyone." ”
Chen Bei also added, "If Brother Tianliang sees it, he will definitely be stunned." ”
Xiang Tianliang immediately protested, "Fuck, am I as cheap as you say?" ”
"Chen Bei is right." Qiao Rui smiled.
Xiang Tianliang hugged Zhang Lihong and begged Haode to caress her big belly, "Sister Lihong, you say something fair." ”
"Hee-hee...... If you want me to say, if you see Xie Na and Ma Yunxia tonight, your eyes must be straight, your bones are soft, and your legs can't move. ”
"I, am I so undetermined?" Xiang Tianliang asked Chen Nan who was sitting on his left for help, "Chen Nan, you say, am I that kind of person?" ”
Chen Nan smiled and asked rhetorically, "Do you want to hear the truth or a lie?" ”
"Of course it's true, seeking truth from facts is our party's fine tradition."
"In my opinion, you're not who they say you are."
Xiang Tianliang immediately shouted: "Chen Nan, you are too fair, your wife is fair." ”
"Don't worry, I'm not done yet." Chen Nan said with a smile, "Sister Lihong said just now, if you see Xie Na and Ma Yunxia tonight, your eyes must be straight, your bones are soft, and your legs can't move. ”
As soon as Chen Nan's "evaluation" came out, the car suddenly burst into laughter, and Xiang Tianliang also laughed helplessly.
After laughing, Zhang Han came out to play a round, "Girls, girls, don't laugh at Tianliang, as the saying goes, heroes are sad to pass the beauty pass, Tianliang is a big hero, of course it is sad to pass the beauty pass, the four of you can't pass the pass, weishenme asks him to definitely be able to pass the pass of Xie Na and Ma Yunxia." ”
Xiang Tianliang shouted again, "I have been wronged to death, for you seven fairies, I used to like the four of you, I like the four of you now, and I will like the four of you in the future, as for Xie Na and Ma Yunxia, as well as Yang Xiaodan, I don't like it very much." ”
Chen Bei said loudly: "Then tell me, what do you like about us?" ”
"Hey...... I won't talk about this, you just know it in your hearts. ”
"I have to say it." Chen Bei stretched out his hand and twisted Xiang Tianliang's arm.
Zhang Lihong sat on Xiang Tianliang's body, although she had a big belly, her sitting posture was particularly interesting, her legs were sandwiched between Xiang Tianliang's big tent, at this time she clamped her legs, and smiled charmingly at Xiang Tianliang: "No matter what you say, we are neither angry nor will we run away, you just talk about it." ”
"Huh...... Then I'll talk about Qiao Rui first. Xiang Tianliang smiled, "Qiao Rui has a lot of meat on her body, it is too elastic, and her braised pork is very delicious, so in one word, I like Qiao Rui because of the meat." ”
Qiao Rui said shyly: "Really, I have been thinking I have been fat since I was studying...... Let me tell you, I started losing weight three months ago, I used to be 132 pounds, and now I only have 120 pounds. ”
Xiang Tianliang frightened: "Qiao Rui, you promised me that by the end of the year, it will be reduced to less than one hundred and ten catties, if you can't do it, I will ignore you." ”
"It's hard." Qiao Rui exclaimed with a smile.
Zhang Lihong asked, "Tianliang, what do you like about Chen Nan?" ”
"One word, bone."
"What do you mean?" Zhang Lihong said strangely.
Xiang Tianliang smiled and said, "Chen Nan and Qiao Rui are two extremes, when they are with Chen Nan, they feel like they are with a bunch of bones, Chen Nan, tell me, isn't that the case?" ”
Chen Nan blushed and said: "According to what you said, I am now struggling to eat every day, and I am now eighty-three pounds." ”
Xiang Tianliang couldn't stop shaking his head, "Fuck, it's only grown five pounds in a few months, it's too slow, it's still the original request, if it doesn't grow to ninety pounds by the end of the year, see how I clean you up." ”
Qiao Rui laughed again, "Chen Nan, let's hurry up and even." ”
Zhang Lihong asked again: "Tianliang, what about Chen Bei, what do you like about her?" ”
Xiang Tianliang glanced at Chen Bei with a smile, "Three words." ”
"Three words for me? What are those three words? Chen Bei asked happily, Qiao Rui got a "meat", and Chen Nan only had one "bone", of course Chen Bei was happy.
"It's not big."
Chen Bei froze, immediately pulled down his face, and twisted Xiang Tianliang's arm with his hand, "Nonsense, where am I not growing, where am I not growing?" ”
"Hey...... Needless to say, personal privacy. ”
Chen Bei himself did not relent, "No, I want you to say it, I want you to say it." ”
"I said yes, but don't be angry."
"Make sure you don't get angry."
"Hey...... In fact, this question has always puzzled me. After a pause, Xiang Tianliang smiled evilly and said, "I don't understand, since they are a mother and twins, just a few minutes apart, how can the gap be so big, Chen Nan is like a dense primeval forest in the tropical South America, and Chen Bei, you are just like the wilderness in the west of my county, there is no grass, there is nothing, you say you can't grow up?" ”
"Phew, bah, bah." Chen Bei was so ashamed that he picked up his little pink fist and beat Xiang Tianliang, "Big villain, I'll kill you, I'll kill you." ”
There was laughter in the car again.
Chen Nan turned the topic to Zhang Lihong, "Tianliang, what do you like about Sister Lihong?" ”
"I don't like it."
Chen Bei asked, "I don't like the place, weishenme still blossoms and bears fruit?" ”
"No way, the vixen is amazing, I was deceived."
Zhang Lihong looked at Xiang Tianliang with a smile, "Is this really the case?" His hands were gripping his tent with all his might.
Xiang Tianliang hurriedly said: "Of course, of course, the truth of the matter is not like this. ”
"What is the truth of the matter?" Zhang Lihong asked again.
Xiang Tianliang stretched out his hand to touch Zhang Lihong's big belly again, and said with a smile: "The flowers have also bloomed, the fruits have also borne fruit, whether I like it or not, I have to like it, I want to like it now, I will like it in the future, and I will like it forever and forever." ”
"That's pretty much it." Zhang Lihong straightened her belly, "Hehe, if you dump me, I'll dump the little dawn in my stomach." ”
In the laughter, Zhang Han said: "Girls, don't just talk about yourself, but forget the topic." ”
Chen Nan also said: "Aunt Zhang is right, tonight's theme should be Xie Na and Ma Yunxia. ”
"Yes, each of the four of you will share your impressions." Said to the sky.
Qiao Rui said: "Let me say first, tonight, Ma Yunxia said a total of thirty-three times 'toad', and what is even more terrifying is that Xie Na never mentioned it once, and whenever she mentioned it at dawn, she deliberately avoided it." ”
Chen Bei said: "I can't say it well, but I think that we and them are no longer the same relationship as before, and after sitting with them for more than three hours, I feel very depressed." ”
Zhang Lihong said: "I am now more convinced that Xie Na came for the dawn, and it was for revenge." ”
Chen Nan nodded and said, "I'm sitting next to Xie Na, although she has been smiling and enthusiastic, but my body is chilling, because she is exuding coldness, or, rather, murderous aura." ”
"Murderous? Is it that serious? Xiang Tianliang gasped.
Zhang Lihong also nodded, "When Xie Na carried me out of the door, I felt the same way as Chen Nan, and I was still shivering at that time. ”
Xiang Tianliang was silent, it seems that the situation is as he expected, a woman's intuition is always quite correct, Chen Nan and Zhang Lihong's intuition, Xiang Tianliang believes it even more.
Is Xie Na really here for revenge?