[422] Damn assist
He Ling asked me to invite her to eat Western food, and asked me to daoqian to her, which was really a little unreasonable, and I saw that she was holding Aunt Ren's lost necklace in her face, and agreed one by one.
"By the way, on Friday, you dressed better." He Ling instructed me again.
"Huh? What I'm asking you for is 'daoqian western food', not 'dating western food', why should I dress better? ”
"Nonsense! If you don't dress well, how can you show respect for me? How to show Daoqian's sincerity? ”
During the call with me, her introverted personality in front of a group of male students in the taekwondo gym was gone, and I wonder if she had deeply exposed her relationship in the process of fighting with me.
"Okay, okay, I'll dress up a little bit, don't forget to bring Aunt Ren's necklace." I promised.
"Cut, just remember the necklace and necklace, it seems that you really like Ren Hongli's daughter!"
I seem to hear a sour tone, He Ling usually can't see a man in the girls' school, and her parents may be stricter, maybe she is in a state of "boyfriend hunger", and she is jealous when she sees other girls having boyfriends.
"Okay...... "I can't admit that I like Xiaoqin, and I can't deny it, I don't know how.
"That's good," He Ling seemed to breathe a sigh of relief, "Explain to you in advance, I didn't go on a date with you, you look like this, I think it's a bit embarrassing for you to be a younger brother, you don't want a toad to want to eat swan meat, and entangle me afterwards, you know?" ”
Who is rare for you to feel good about yourself, sister! If it weren't for Aunt Ren's necklace in your hand, I wouldn't have been coerced by you!
He Ling, who did not know my inner thoughts in the slightest, continued to warn me by saying:
"Don't think that the seats in the Petersburg Western Restaurant are cubicles, and the lights are dim, you can take the opportunity to do something to me! Our Chizuru Girls' School students are not so easy to bully! ――Have you ever heard of the Rose Group? ”
If you're worried that I'm going to play hooligan on you, don't choose a restaurant that is both cubicle and dim! As for the rose group, of course I've heard of it! Why do you ask this?
"Hmph, I've heard of it! Although the Roses group is the king of the girls' school, if any girl in our school is bullied, they will give us a head! Don't think you're very good at fighting, martial arts are different from street fighting! I know the top of the Rose Group! If you dare to be honest with me, I'll find someone to beat you! ”
Ah, "I know the top of the Rose Group", what a terrible threat! I'm so scared that I want to laugh! Even if Rose Sanjie really has a lot of subordinates in the girls' school, what can I do? At best, you know one of the three masters of the rose, but I know the former eldest sister of the rose group! You, the person who picked up the necklace of the eldest sister and mother, still came to me to make a deal without knowing it, if it weren't for Uncle He's face, I would have directly revealed Xiaoqin's identity, and if you don't believe it, you will be scared to return the necklace with both hands!
In addition, don't think that Aunt Ren brought me to the gym, I just studied under Aunt Ren and took the path of pure martial arts - I am the orthodox street fighting starter, without the constraints of the rules of the game, my combat effectiveness is higher!
After finalizing the Friday night with Ho Ling, I put down the phone, only to find that there were more and more passengers on the bus, and there were a few stops before I was noticing, and some new faces had come up.
Through the gap in the crowd, I seemed to see a familiar back, but I only saw it, and I couldn't be sure.
I thought I would be able to get home before 8 o'clock, but the bus was blocked at a roundabout, which is said to have been caused by a female BMW driver grabbing the road.
The passengers on the bus waited for about 10 minutes, gradually lost their patience, and got off one after another to find another way home, and the bus returned to the previous emptiness, forming a state where everyone had a seat and everyone had a seat.
Without the barrier of the crowd, I was pleased to find that the person sitting by the window of the middle door was indeed the squad leader.
His black hair hung straight down his head, his hands on his knees, his back straight, as if he were listening to a teacher's lecture - completely different from the way I sat in a hanging.
Under the squad leader's seat, there were two buckets of soybean oil that looked quite heavy, and I suddenly realized in my heart: the squad leader is not riding a bicycle but wants to take the bus, and he must have gone to a supermarket to buy discounted soybean oil! With such a heavy two barrels of soybean oil, the bicycle basket can't be put in, and even if it is barely put in, it is difficult to guarantee that it will not be crushed and deformed.
Why bother to travel so far to save a little money? Your sister...... No, your brother has made a lot of extra money lately, so it's not a problem to buy two barrels of soybean oil, right? Even if Shu Zhe is unwilling to pay, he will follow his sister to the supermarket and help bring back the soybean oil!
It's really unconscionable, if I have a sister like the squad leader, I can't bear to let her carry such a heavy thing.
I was about to lean over and ask the squad leader if he needed my help to carry the soybean oil home (after all, the bus stop was not parked in front of the squad leader's house, not to mention that he had to go up to the 5th floor), but the bus door opened again, and a few passengers came up.
Although we are now in a big traffic jam, no car can go, but the bus on the same line in front of us has turned off, so more than a dozen passengers who are unwilling to find another way out were arranged by the driver to our car.
"Grandma, sit with me."
I heard the squad leader say something, apparently giving up his seat to the elderly, but when the disturbing crowd in front of me confirmed his position, I found that the person sitting in the squad leader's original seat was not an old woman standing trembling next to the railing, but a young man with a shaved yin and yang head, and dyed his hair purple, like a crooked cockscomb.
Damn, isn't this the guy who almost hit me on a motorcycle today! I don't know his face, but I don't know the shape of his head! It's really a narrow road, a narrow road, you almost bumped into me, and you ran here to grab the seat that the squad leader gave to the grandmother, do you have a sense of morality!
"This gentleman, my seat is given to the grandmother, please don't take the lead in the first place, okay?"
Shu Sha said angrily to the cockscomb.
The cockscomb head glanced up and down at the squad leader, revealing the obscene expression that a scoundrel often has.
"Hey, I didn't notice it just now, you little girl looks pretty good! What school are you from? ”
The summer uniforms of the 28th Middle School are different from the autumn ones, and there is no obvious indication of which school we are from.
In the face of the other party's blatant teasing, the squad leader's face was like a layer of ice, and the surrounding temperature seemed to drop because of this, upgrading the bus with a starting price of one dollar into an air-conditioned car.
"Please be respectful! Granny needs that seat more than you do! ”
The bus driver is a little scared, skinny middle-aged man, he pressed a button at this time, and the carriage immediately played "Respect for the old and love for the young is the traditional virtue of the Chinese nation, if you have the old, weak, sick, disabled, pregnant and pregnant people with babies in their arms, please take the initiative to give them their seats, we all express our gratitude to you!" ”
The cockscomb turned a deaf ear, cocked Erlang's legs and said, "When you are old, you should stay at home and watch TV, what are young people doing when they go out?" Anyway, it's first come, first served, and this seat is mine now! ”
He aimed his thief's eyes at the squad leader, swallowed his saliva and said, "Little sister, although this seat is already mine, if you are tired from standing, you can sit on my lap!" I'm still very generous! ”
"You ......" the squad leader wanted to further reason with him, but the old grandmother grabbed the squad leader's arm and said:
"Forget it, I didn't get off the train in a few stops, and I couldn't be angry with people for me......"
At this time, a woman with a red envelope stood up and gave up her seat to the grandmother, who pushed for a while, and later asked the squad leader to sit in that seat, of course the squad leader would not agree, she still stood next to the cockscomb head, and stubbornly asked him to give up the seat.
"Huh? That old lady has a seat, why don't you let me be quiet? "Are you interesting to me?" ”
In fact, it is the squad leader's two barrels of soybean oil placed under the seat, even if the squad leader doesn't care about the cockscomb head grabbing the seat, he can't be too far away.
The woman who had just given up her seat to the grandmother with the red envelope walked to the back compartment, I beckoned to her and motioned for her to sit in my seat, and then I jumped up from the seat, moved my wrists and neck, and fixed the shoulder bag.
The woman saw that I looked like I was going to fight, and she tugged at the hem of my shirt and said:
"Don't be impulsive, that guy has a knife in his trouser pocket, I just saw it."
I glanced at the trouser pocket of the cockscomb, and couldn't help but laugh dumbly: it was a fruit knife at all, and it was okay to peel apples, and if I wanted to show the blade to hurt people in an emergency, I was afraid that the daylily would be cold.
So I said to the woman carrying the red envelope, "Don't worry, I only fight people with knives, not guns, what's so scary?" ”
I walked straight in the direction of the squad leader and the cockscomb, and I coughed halfway through, causing the squad leader to look back at me - and find that it was me, and her eyes suddenly flashed with surprise, surprise, and relief...... Then there was a look of some concern.
The cockscomb head didn't realize that the squad leader was coming to reinforcements, and when the squad leader's attention was diverted, he actually stretched out his salty pig hand, touched it along the squad leader's school uniform skirt, and pinched it on the squad leader's thigh!
The squad leader shouted "ah", subconsciously took two steps back, and covered his skirt. The office workers in the car didn't dare to come up and meddle when they saw the cockscomb head with the handle of the knife exposed outside their jeans, but just shook their heads.
, you really don't know whether to live or die! Is the squad leader's thigh also where you touch it! The most annoying thing is that it was because I coughed that you had a chance to take advantage of the weakness, and I gave you an assist!
Uncontrollably, the berserker state poured out, and his vision gradually turned blood-red.
I sneered and stood in front of the class leader, and the cockscomb head found that the two of us seemed to have the same school uniform style, and I was puzzled, so I grabbed his purple yin and yang cockscomb head and ripped him off the seat!
"Oops, you...... What the hell are you doing? The cockscomb grinned with a headache.
"What? you! I scolded viciously, and then kicked him in the chest, slamming his back against the steel floor of the carriage with a "Peng" sound.
He almost knocked him unconscious, and only then did he remember to pull out the fruit knife in his trouser pocket, but I was already on guard, and I stepped on his right hand when I raised my foot.
The wail of being crushed by a finger is really beautiful!