After Xiong Yaoyue promised to keep it a secret for me and Xiaoqin, she extorted some snacks before leaving satisfied.

"Even though it's hot and the wet clothes are almost dry, it's still hard - I'm going home to change my clothes!"

In order to be able to confess to Amy, the DV video was kept (and Celery also insisted on getting a copy), and no important evidence was recorded anyway.

And I'm worried about something! Even if I hug and hug Xiaoqin, or even take a step closer, there is nothing to do with my sister! As a younger sister, I am not qualified to interfere with who my brother is looking for as a girlfriend!

As for my strong opposition to Kyle approaching Amy, it's not the same thing as this! Amy is underage!

Wait, it seems that legally speaking, I am also underage......

Anyway, I'm for her good! Of course, the elder brother has this right! Absolutely all defective products must be screened out of the team of suitors!

Xiong Yaoyue was willing to keep it secret for us, and showed an attitude of supporting our relationship, which left a very good impression on Xiaoqin.

"Last time Pooh borrowed a mobile phone from Ye Lin, I shouldn't have played a prank on her......"

After Xiong Yaoyue left with the Pleasant Goat puppet costume, Xiaoqin whispered to me.

And the face to mention that thing! That time, Xiong Yaoyue was made "going to be the top of the mountain" by the vibration of the mobile phone in her underwear, and she has already challenged the limit of shame, and if she is the kind of person who can't think of Gong Caicai, I'm afraid she has the heart to commit suicide, right?

I don't know weishenme, with Xiong Yaoyue's episode, I accompanied Xiaoqin to the amusement park next, and it became a lot more natural.

Could it be that from the very beginning, I subconsciously noticed that there was a strange pleasant goat peeping at me in the dark, so I was uncomfortable?

After playing "Mirror Maze", "Haunted House", and "Cosmic Adventure" with Xiaoqin, I felt a little dizzy.

The twisted figures in the mirror maze weren't the main cause of my dizziness.

The extras in the haunted house have poor costumes and poor acting skills, and I think it would be even more terrifying if Xiong Yaoyue's Pleasant Goat appeared here.

The main thing is the indoor project of "Cosmic Adventure", which allows visitors to sit on a two-person rocket, rotate back and forth + shake up and down, supplemented by the Milky Way background, which makes people wonder if it was transformed from the torture equipment of the scum cave, and whether Sister Jiang and the little radish head were also subjected to such torture back then.

Celery was having so much fun, but I almost threw up the dinner the day before yesterday - it was so unpleasant! If you don't get motion sickness, you'll get motion sickness! It looks like I'm definitely going to miss out on space travel in my life!

Seeing that I was not feeling well, Xiaoqin took the initiative to ask me if I wanted to end today's amusement park trip.

"It's been a pleasure today! Next, it's up to Ye Lin to decide where to go! Even if it's a mountain of swords and a sea of fire, I'll go with it! ”

No, the "Cosmic Adventure" just now has already made my stomach turn upside down, and if I go to the sea of swords and fires again, my life will be completely confessed.

Although I don't like all kinds of entertainment equipment from the bottom of my heart, I don't want to admit it.

"It doesn't matter, what do you like to play, just mention it, I'll play with you today."

"Really!?" Countless little stars flashed in Xiao Qin's eyes, "That...... Let's go to the hell Hot Wheels that I said at the beginning......"

"Ahh

"Good...... bar. For me who suddenly changed my mind, Xiaoqin had to nod in disappointment.

Because it was still early and I wasn't hungry, I was going to invite Xiaoqin to dinner again, but the two of us were walking down the street, feeling a little aimless and at a loss.

Ever since she left the amusement park, Qin had become silent, and she had her arms around me tightly, almost dragged down the street by me.

"Hmm...... Ye Lin, did you bring 'that'? ”

Xiao Qin asked strangely, leaving me confused.

"Which one?"

"That's it...... That's it! In order to become an adult with Ye Lin, that thing is indispensable! ”

Is Nima talking about condoms? Although I have thousands of these things in my house, I don't have the habit of carrying them around!

"I hate it~ Why do you understand Ye Lin as a condom!" Xiaoqin put her arms around me and said, "People aren't so nasty!" ”

"Not a condom? What is that? ”

Xiaoqin shook her index finger proudly and said word by word:

"Of course, it's the identity, the identity, the certificate! The ID card given to you by Brother Wu Sheng! With it, we can open and open a house, right? ”

"And say you're not indecent!? How could a girl take the initiative to mention such a thing! Do you think that condoms are not necessary, but ID cards are necessary? ”

"Because people want to give Ye Lin the same students and children! Condoms are the most annoying! ”

Wait! You may not know it, but your mom is already pregnant with my dad's baby! If I impregnate you again, you'll have two lives! Father and son× mother and daughter's advanced play, it's not like that!

Watching Xiaoqin seriously look for a street hotel suitable for dedication, I felt a huge threat of death.

Aunt Ren once said that if Xiaoqin and I take a step across the thunder pool, we will pinch my father's balls! For me, at least a few bones will be broken!

Huo Zhenbang, as a high-level triad executive, also said similar things, and when it comes to execution, it is definitely ten times more cruel and ruthless than Aunt Ren, who has a knife mouth and a tofu heart!

I can't control it, if I go to open a room with Xiaoqin, I can't contain the fire in the paper, and I will soon be known by Xiaoqin's parents, and then I will be equivalent to the miscellaneous soldier armor of the Beidou God Fist, just wait for the countdown to end, and I will explode and die!

And you shouldn't indulge in **! Isn't it already known from various martial arts novels that people who practice martial arts are the most taboo about alcohol!

Besides, I have to hesitate for a moment to admit that Xiaoqin is my girlfriend in front of others, so what qualifications do I have to take away Xiaoqin's virginity?

I can't pass the psychological barrier.,I'm not the scumbag master of H Man.,This kind of life-threatening.,And it will be condemned by conscience.,Leave it to the future...... No, I'll talk about it after I think it through!

"Xiaoqin, there is still something going on in my online store, I'll go home first."

In order to cut off that possibility as soon as possible, I plan to take 36 measures as the best policy.

"What? Classmate Ye Lin actually ......" Xiaoqin showed a very disappointed expression, and said discouragedly: "I, am I so unattractive?" ”

"It has nothing to do with your charisma." I put my hands on Xiaoqin's shoulders and comforted her, "I do have something, today is your birthday, I can't accompany you until later, I'm sorry, it's better to ......"

I saw a stall selling trinkets not far away, and I had an idea and said, "I'll buy you another small thing, do you want it?" ”

"Yes!" Xiaoqin agreed without hesitation, "What classmate Ye Lin gave me, no matter what it is, I want it!" ”

So I took Xiaoqin to squat in front of the stall, originally planning to buy her a 15 yuan ornament, but she had to ask for a 2 yuan plastic ring, but it looked colorful and full of fairy tale.

"Is one enough?" After paying, I asked "generously".

The jade bracelet that Xiaoqin is now wearing on her wrist was given to me by Huo Zhenbang, so I didn't actually give Xiaoqin a birthday gift.

Can a $2 ring be a birthday present? For the current level of consumption, I'm afraid that even elementary school students are embarrassed to give it away, right?

What is rare is that Xiaoqin likes this ring very much, as if a certain part of her heart knows that the jade bracelet is not like a gift that I can give and afford, so compared to it, it is more precious than this 2 yuan plastic ring.

After receiving the ring, Xiaoqin immediately put it on the ring finger of her left hand.

Hey, that's how to wear a wedding ring, right? The unmarried girl gave me an honest right hand to wear on my right hand, or a different finger!

"No change! Just don't change! "Xiaoqin protected the ring on her left hand to prevent me from snatching it, and her vigilant stare at me was really cute.

"I do!" Suddenly, in a loud voice, she stood on the street and shouted.

"What would you like?" My second monk was confused.

"Of course I am willing...... Married to Ye Lin! Xiaoqin blushed and shouted, and stretched out her hand to the silent uncle who was selling jewelry, "This priest testifies!" I agree to Ye Lin's marriage proposal! I've put all the rings on! ”

"Well, I testify." If this uncle doesn't make a sound, it's just a blockbuster, this is the legendary sullenness!

Who gave you the right to verify marriage! Do you know where the Vatican is? Just pretending to be a priest?

"No cheating marriage!" I clasped my hands to my chest and righteously refused, "Besides, low-level equipment like plastic rings is not qualified to be used as a wedding ring at all!" ”

"Who said that!" Xiaoqin obviously disagreed, "As long as there is love, it doesn't matter if it's a can pull tab!" ”

I was just about to refute, but the sullen uncle wiped his tears with his sleeve and babbled:

"Be content, young man, when I married my daughter-in-law, the glorious gift cost 60,000 ......"

It's none of your business here! 2 yuan was bought! You're too worthless as a supernumerary priest! And that 2 bucks I gave you, bastard!

"Plastic is also known as white garbage, what qualifications does a ring made of white garbage qualify as a wedding ring?"

I subconsciously argued with Xiaoqin about the material of the wedding ring, so as not to argue about the topic of "whether there is love" and confused me even more.

Xiaoqin bit her lip and thought about it.

"White Trash...... In other words, plastic is not easy to decompose naturally! I heard that it won't be broken down in a hundred years! Doesn't this correspond to the wish for a good wedding for a hundred years! Anyway, I think plastic rings are the best for marriage! ”

The grooms-to-be who are struggling with the diamond ring will agree with you, right? But now is not the time to admire your frugality, you must correct your wrong thinking, otherwise you will spend your birthday with our "wedding" anniversary in the future!

"Change to a naturally degradable plastic ring!" I turned to the sullen uncle and said.

"There's no such thing," the sullen uncle was still deeply moved, "young man, you're gone!" ”

Xiaoqin probably saw that I had made up my mind not to open a room with her today (she herself might be a little afraid), so she took it when she saw it, raised her hands high to make a victory gesture, turned around and ran away, shouting as she ran:

"Ye Lin proposed to me! I pretended to be a birthday present, but I saw through it! Banzai! What is the name of the first child? It's so distressing......"

I wanted to chase it, but in that case, it would be the two of us to be watched by pedestrians on the street.