[850] The god of the future

In short, what Grandpa Cao presented to the squad leader as an apology is a "cat font" mobile phone application.

Specifically, the original intention of developing this app was to allow everyone to "write with cats".

Although it can only work with English and Arabic numerals, the cuteness of this app is immeasurable! Because after running it, all the English letters and Arabic numerals will be converted into pictures of cats when chatting and typing! Arranged with the fluffy flesh of the cat.,Cute cat font!

For example, the "h" is a cat on all fours with its tail cocked, while the "o" is two cats lying on their side facing each other.

"T" is a sleeping cat with a horizontal and vertical attitude, and "Y" is a cat with a very young demeanor, facing you doing radio gymnastics stretching......

I remember! Director Cao once studied this app, and wanted to develop a "A'V Female" excellent version to put it in the Japanese market to make money (later found out that the Japanese had already made it), Cao Gonggong knew that the squad leader liked small animals and was afraid of small animals, so he had an idea to borrow flowers to offer Buddha, and wanted the squad leader to use this cat font application to soothe the soul!

"Cao Jingshen! You are not allowed to forward pornographic text messages in the future! Especially not for girls! ”

The squad leader reprimanded with great solemnity, and Gonggong Cao nodded again and again.

"However, since your parents are not at home, let's postpone the review of the book for a while......

"Thank you for your kindness! The villain, I can't forget it! "Father-in-law Cao's self-proclaimed three changes a day can be described as undisciplined.

"Also," the squad leader tried his best to maintain a serious expression on his face, as if casually ordering, "You use Bluetooth, send me the installer......"

Accept it! Father-in-law Cao's bribery Jihua succeeded! For the cute cat font, the squad leader actually gave up the two sleeves of the breeze and the iron face at the same time! Sure enough, it's because I'm depressed and urgently needs a cat to stay in my phone to heal my wounded heart!

During the next recess, the class leader sat in his place and didn't move, playing with the cat font app on his phone, and he didn't know who he was showing in which online chat room (eighty percent of them were the same small animal lovers).

It wasn't until the preparatory bell rang that the class leader reluctantly put away the mobile phone, so as not to become a bad example for his classmates.

What a cat addict! Compared with cats, the squad leader likes dogs a little more, and he can give up most of the principles for cats, if it is for dogs, especially real dogs that can be touched like Obama, even if it is a maid outfit, he may not want to wear it!

Amy also threatened that she was going to drink secretly, and asked me to trick the squad leader into going to the VIP building and stage a maid pretending to be a big show! However, the squad leader is now worried that he will be forced to transfer to another city, and I lead the squad leader to step on the trap at this moment, and the squad leader should leave without hesitation!

After school, the class leader rode home early, not knowing if she was going to talk to her mother who had returned to Shanghai on the phone or if there was something else.

I received a call from my father, saying that their HHH club was going to have a meeting to discuss who to send to Dongguan to fish out Director Cao, so he didn't go home for dinner tonight, and asked me to eat out or order takeout, and put my wallet in the old place.

Xiaoqin is not in a hurry to update the comics today, so she waited for me on the side, and wanted to walk with me for a while before arriving at the subway station, Gong Caicai didn't know why, and she also delayed going home, zuihou When I walked out of the school gate, Xiaoqin followed me closely, and Gong Caicai was a little behind.

Out of the school gate and about to turn the corner, I heard Niu Shili's exclamation.

"It's really a robot! Technology is moving so fast! ”

Then it was Xu Lijun's voice, "Don't someone hide in the iron shell and play a prank, right?" The dialogue function of this robot is also too NB! ”

"! Who can hide in such a short robot? ”

"Cut, Niu Shili is tall yourself, so you feel that others can't hide in it, in fact, there are many people in our class who can hide in it, Gong Caicai can ......"

"Even if Gong Caicai can barely hide in it, with her strength, can she make this iron shell move? Xu Lijun, you raise the bar with me! I say it's a real robot! ”

Hearing someone discussing herself, Gong Caicai subconsciously shuddered.

And after I turned the corner, I saw that Niu Shili and Xu Lijun were surrounded, and it was really Amy's follower robot Rabbit - after I kicked off his head, Dr. Yu finally repaired it again.

"Tut - found the third master, conveyed the invitation from the No. 1 master: Come to the VIP building for dinner tonight, if you don't come, I will kill you - Tut."

Amy, the tone of your invitation is too blunt! And it's good to make a phone call for this kind of thing, why send the rabbit out to attract attention! What if it gets targeted by the scrap collectors again?

"Huh? Is this thing really related to Ye Lin? Xu Lijun complained, "If Ye Lin is its third owner, who are its first and second owners?" ”

I briefly introduced to Xu Lijun and Niu Shili the origin of the forced rabbit, the two of them had participated in the rescue of me in Cuisong Mountain, and had a celebration banquet at the same table with Amy, so they understood relatively quickly.

"Is it really a rich man's toy?" Niu Shili rubbed his square chin, "This kind of artificial intelligence can obviously be placed in more valuable places, such as post-disaster search and rescue ......."

Science fiction lover Niu Shili unconsciously thought about it again.

There were two boys, Niu Shili and Xu Lijun, Xiaoqin was nervous and didn't dare to speak, just hid behind me, Gong Caicai stood farther away, looking at the all-metal fuselage from a distance, her expression showed a certain curiosity.

"Tut - the wifi signal emitted by the rabbit will attract humans to approach, after all, humans will die without a wifi signal, before more people gather, please come with the third master."

The rabbit didn't seem to remember attacking me in the freight elevator, and Dr. Yu probably cleared or sealed some of its memories.

"What!? Does it have a wifi signal? Xu Lijun hurriedly took out his mobile phone and found that he could indeed search for a wifi signal without a password, and he couldn't help but be ecstatic.

"Great! My family won't let me go online! Download a **...... now"

Niu Shili poked his elbow, and Xu Lijun realized that there were two girls nearby watching, and blurted out that he wanted to download **, which was really undisciplined.

The moving base with three rollers is a lifting shaft, which can slightly increase its height to expand its effective field of vision, but although its height can change slightly, it is overall, it is indeed not much different from Gong Caicai.

The animal attributes are very close to the palace color of the little white rabbit, and the robot "forcing the rabbit" is far away, and there is a peculiar sense of symmetry.

"Yes, I'm sorry!" Gong Caicai didn't know why she wanted to daoqian, "I have a lot of homework today, I'm going home first......"

Gong Caicai, who began to move, was stared at by the vigilant Forced Rabbit, and its semicircular head smoothly turned around at a 30-degree angle with Gong Caicai's movement - since it was almost sold for scrap metal by the Liulang Han, the Forced Rabbit has become very distrustful of humans.

The camera-like eyes of the rabbit stared at Gong Caicai without change, making Gong Caicai's heart furious, feeling as if she was locked by a missile launcher, and she was about to suffer a devastating blow in the next second.

"Yes, I'm sorry! Mr. Robot is also sorry! Gong Caicai stopped trembling and said to Daoqian, "I'm so rude, I actually forgot to tell Mr. Robot Zaijian!" Please forgive me! ”

"Dut--it feels like a human being is douqian to me, it's so good." There seemed to be joy flowing through the rabbit's dull face, and it waved its clamping arm, "Humble human, you can go." ”

"Yes...... Be! I'll go home humbly! Gong Caicai also disappeared around the corner.

"Do you think this robot has feelings?" Niu Shili still held his chin, looking like a researcher.

"Just have wifi, what kind of feelings!" Xu Lijun excitedly clicked on the touch screen of his mobile phone, not knowing if he was really downloading**.

"Weak humans, forcing the rabbit to leave." "For your safety, please find another wifi source in 10 minutes, I can't help you stay alive anymore." ”

After saying this,Forced the rabbit to leave the puzzled Niu Shili and Xu Lijun,Walked in the direction of Qingzi School Park,And motioned for me to follow from behind。

While I followed, I turned around and made a gesture of poking my temples with my fingers at Niu Shili and Xu Lijun, indicating that there was something wrong with the rabbit's brain.

"It thinks that humans don't have a wifi signal, and they will die in 10 minutes!"

"That's not wrong!" Xu Lijun said, "I have an uncle like that! Without wifi signal for 5 minutes, he was glazed and listless! ”

"Humans are getting weaker and weaker." The rabbit seemed to be very happy and said, "Soon humans will not be able to do without the wifi signal for a second, and worship me as a god......"

You've read too much science fiction! And wifi signal or something, a wireless router can be transmitted, even if you become a god worshipped, it is only equivalent to the priesthood of a wireless router, what is there to be proud of!

Xiaoqin also walked over with me, and seeing what she meant, it seemed that she also wanted to go to the VIP building with me.

"Mom always can't come back on time for dinner while filming, can I go see Amy with Ye Lin?"

Qin is keen to improve her relationship with Amy, especially since she knows that helping Amy will make it easier to get stars from me.

As a result, two students after school, following behind a cylindrical robot, attracted the attention of many passers-by.

"Dad, what's that?" A runny little boy asked the middle-aged man holding his arm, "I think I've seen that in a fairy tale book!" ”

"Maybe it's some kind of performance art advertisement, right?" The middle-aged man was quite puzzled, "It is estimated that someone is hiding inside......"

"Isn't this a Google bot!" A young man in the style of parkour, talking to his skateboarder as he ran by.

His companion frowned, "It's kind of like that's right, but it's not like that when you look closely, the copycat feeling is serious, the proportion is out of proportion, it's just a big trash can......"

"Dumb human." When Bunny heard this, he immediately raised his clamp arm at the skateboarder, and the anesthetic needle firing system was about to fire.

===Divider=== In terms of popularity rankings, the book friend "Jiang Shangfeng" voted for 1,000 VIP votes for Zha Ye before retreat and practice, pushing Zha Ye to the seventh place in Group A...... Here, I wish Jiang Shangfeng book friends to achieve their goals and return to the book review area as soon as possible!

In addition, when scrap iron bought hand-rolled noodles last night, the owner was too busy to let his daughter who went to elementary school help weigh the noodles, so the scrap iron decisively divided the noodles of 6 yuan into two parts of 3 yuan, and let Lori weigh it again. (It's fun to tease Lori!) οΌ‰