Open...... Open a room!? Don't tease me with dangerous words! Because I was almost caught and raped in bed by Aunt Ren at your house last time, do you want to change to a safer place with me and dedicate yourself to me?

Not to mention, after having Wu Sheng's ID card, I really objectively met the conditions for opening a house!

Actually, it's not a big deal to open a room, I went to open a room once before with my brothers from five basketball teams.

Don't get me wrong, we're not going to make a base, we're watching the NBA live with someone's cousin, and it's more atmospheric for multiple people to watch together.

But if I use this ID card to open a room with Xiaoqin, it will definitely not be two people watching the NBA together! But the NBA players can't wait to stick their heads out of the TV to see us!

No, no! My dad didn't give birth to this kind of son, and he just took his childhood sweetheart to open a house when he was just 14 years old!

Wu Sheng told me that he hoped that I would use his ID card to "do something happy", and it was very happy to open a room! The fun is too much! Be careful, be happy and sad! If Aunt Ren knew about this kind of thing, she would definitely be killed!

So for the sake of my life's safety, I severely criticized Xiaoqin, and at the same time put Wu Sheng's ID card in the mezzanine of my wallet, so as not to lose it, and it would be tragic if it was used by bad people to talk, or to get a credit card overdraft.

"But ......," Xiaoqin said aggrievedly, "Ye Lin now has an ID card, if I, as a girlfriend, don't go with you to open a room, what if Ye Lin takes someone else!" ”

I smiled and said, "Who stipulated that you must open a house if you have an ID card?" What about China's nuclear weapons, is it not a promise to 'not be the first to use nuclear weapons'? And besides you, what other brain-dead girl is willing to go to open a room with me? ”

Xiaoqin pouted: "The squad leader may go with you!" ”

I was amused by her, "The probability of this possibility you said is only 0.000001%!" The squad leader is clean and self-loving, so that he will not be as undisciplined as you, say that he will open the room, and take off his clothes when he says he will take off his clothes! ”

"Anyway...... Ye Lin wants to promise me that if you can't bear to open a room, you will be the first to contact me! If you go to the squad leader to open a room, I—I'll die for you! ”

"Okay, okay," I reassured Xiaoqin, "I also promised like the Chinese government that although I have an ID card, I won't go out with the squad leader to open a room first, so it's okay, right?" ”

"No, it's not enough!" Xiaoqin insisted, "Ye Lin's ID card can only be used to open a room with me, only with me, only with me!" ”

Since I introduced Xiaoqin to He Ling and Wu Sheng as my girlfriend, she has gradually become more and more confident.

I can't be too soft-hearted and let her grasp the initiative in this relationship, whether I am Xiaoqin's boyfriend or brother-in-law in the future, I can't always abandon the dignity of men.

So I pretended to be angry and scolded:

"What a rambling thing! At your age, give me a good study every day! It's not a shame to think about opening a house all day long! In the future, I want to open a room with whoever I want to go to the NBA, it's my freedom......"

I don't know if I was frightened, Xiaoqin stared at me straight and didn't say a word.

Well, it's pretty much the same, if you want to be my girlfriend, at least respect me! If you listen to you in everything, won't it become the mode of the little overlord who dominated everything again?

So I triumphantly continued to preach:

"Opening a room is such a thing, girls can't talk about it all day long, even if there is a day in the future, you have to wait for me to bring it up first!"

Xiaoqin still didn't speak, her shoulders shrugged slightly nervously.

Huh? Scared of me? I didn't expect me to be so majestic in your eyes! What a sense of accomplishment! In the future, all men who are afraid of their wives will follow me as a model and erect my statue as a symbol of resistance to female tyranny!

Qin suddenly turned sideways, as if trying to avoid something.

Then I flew forward like a cannonball, and the trajectory just passed by Xiao Qin.

"Oops, hey!" I fell heavily to the ground, got up with dust and looked behind me, only to find that Aunt Ren had come behind me at some point, and I rose into the air, caused by Aunt Ren kicking me in the back.

Aunt Ren had an angry expression on her face, "What are you talking about to my daughter?" At a young age, he even said that he was going to open a house? You're looking for death! Do you have an ID card and go to open a house? ”

Actually, I really have an ID card, but I'm afraid Aunt Ren will be even more angry if I say it, so I swallowed it back.

Leaving me on the street aside, Aunt Ren took Xiaoqin's hand and wanted to take her daughter away.

"I finally brought you to the set, and he actually chased you again! Come with me, this time honestly sit in the assistant's seat and watch my mother work! ”

Xiaoqin couldn't resist her mother, so she had to say to me who was lying on the ground and pretending to be dead: "Then see you at school tomorrow!" Then he bowed his head and walked away with his mother.

After 5 minutes, I dared to get up from the ground, and scared away a thief who thought I had fainted from heat stroke and wanted to take the opportunity to take my wallet.

I touched my hot and sore lower back, thinking that even so, I have to thank Aunt Ren for her mercy, otherwise with her full firepower, I would have braided my hair a long time ago.

The meeting with Wu Sheng came to an end, and I, who had planned to have lunch with Xiaoqin, became a little lonely at this time.

Although I pinned the relevant personnel pass of the "Legend of the Magic Ding" crew on my chest, I could go to the special canteen to eat, but if I met Aunt Ren there, I would be scolded again, so I should find another place to solve lunch.

Suddenly I remembered that I could go to Amy's for dinner, and the French chef's skills can make me feel good all afternoon.

Linked to Xiong Yaoyue and Da Horn being happy all day long, I concluded: foodies are more likely to be happy than ordinary people, which is why Weishenme rarely sees pigs suffering from depression.

As I approached the RV, I found that Penthos had returned from a walk with Obama, and the bodyguards were joking around Obama while eating a light lunch with a lunch box.

Obama, who wore "Lose weight, don't feed" around his neck, was locked in an iron cage, apparently so that he would not interfere with Amy's meal in the RV's restaurant.

In order for Obama to succeed in losing weight, none of the bodyguards fed Obama the food in his lunch box and watched it inhumanely.

Obama, who was getting plump day by day, depressedly bit a horizontal guardrail of the cage and embedded his fat face in the gap between the guardrails, showing a full protest attitude.

When it saw me coming, it said to me as if it was looking forward to a savior:

"For the sake of me sharing the master's underwear with you, save me from the earthlings!"

Of course, the above is the content of my brain, which is translated into canine language as "Wang, Wang, Wang".

In the United States, it is pet abuse to feed pets too fat, and I reached out and touched Obama's head to tell him not to think about it and watch others eat.

As a result, I came unfortunately, Amy only ate a little at noon, and then went to the bathroom to take a shower, and I caught up with the host to finish eating, which was a little embarrassing.

Luckily, Penthos was here, and as soon as he saw me, he knew I was here to eat, so he asked the French chef to make me another lunch.

I saw that Amy's leftovers on the table had not been cleaned up, and it was a combination of cinnamon fried toast, French onion soup, Lorraine quiche and scallop gratin, which could be said to be extremely hearty, although I tasted every dish, but 95% of it was left.

Having been taught by my father not to waste food since I was a child, I sat down directly behind the table and told Penthos not to trouble the French chef and that I would just eat the rest of Amy.

Penthos spent his childhood in the slums, and was reluctant to spend food on food, and appreciated my decision.

"Lin, you are a person who is willing to think about other people!"

Although it's a compliment to me, but from the mouth of you, a, there is a very weird meaning! I don't want to be taken for a gentle person by! It's enough that you have God's good man, stop trying to raid me!

Next, I shook off my cheeks and ate the cinnamon pan-fried toast, French onion soup, Lorraine quiche and scallop gratin.

It's a little bit of a stretch, but being supported to death by such a delicacy, even if you see Lord Yama, it's not too wronged.

In order to save resources as much as possible, I didn't even replace Amy's used knife, fork and soup spoon, and when Amy finished bathing and came out of it in a dolphin dress, she was just in time to catch the crumbs of the quiche on my Tian fork.

Amy knew in an instant that I was eating her scraps (not cold) and using her utensils.

She narrowly covered her mouth and chuckled, "It's worthy of a low-level manservant, and he even cleans the master's leftovers so clean!" Do you have a special pleasure with the forks I have used? ”

There's a fart pleasure! I just don't want to spend on food! You see that the French chef saw that I liked his dishes so much, and he was so moved that he was wiping tears in the kitchen!

"You're separated from the violent woman? I thought you were going to eat together! ”

I was indeed going to have lunch with Xiaoqin, but Aunt Ren heard that I was "going to take Xiaoqin to open a room", so she was angry with me, and I couldn't get close!

It seems that Amy thinks that I don't go to dinner with Xiaoqin, and would rather come back to eat my own leftovers, which is a sign of loyalty to her and deserves to be commended.

"Manservant, seeing that you are so positive, I will not pursue you for the time being about watermelon frost."

Obviously, after applying watermelon cream, your mouth sores have been reduced! Your words are clearer than they were just now! actually said that watermelon cream is poison or something, hurry up and give me watermelon frost daoqian! To the watermelon rind used to extract the watermelon cream!

Amy said that today's shooting went very well, and she had no work to do in the afternoon, so she could go back to the VIP building of Qingzi School Park to sleep.

A 12-year-old girl only has half a day off a week, and sometimes she has to make up for classes, which is pitiful to think about.

"Servant, you can also go back with us, it just so happens that Pooh has come to the VIP building in the morning, if you go back with me, you can also see her."

"Huh? Did Pooh go to you in the morning? She didn't come to the set to watch you film? ”

"I originally invited her to come, but she happened to hear that there was a basement in the VIP building, so she proposed to stand in it, I really don't know what she thinks......"