Shu Zhe just wore a wig, aren't you afraid of him? Xiaoqin, how casual is your androphobia?

Not only was he not afraid, but he also stared at each other very curiously for a while, showing a happy expression.

I thought that Xiaoqin had seen through Shu Zhe's true face and rejoiced when she found that there was hope for a cure for her androphobia, but I didn't expect Xiaoqin to press her hand directly on Shu Zhe's chest.

"Oops, I've finally found a girl who is flatter than me......"

Didn't you recognize it as a result!? Put your hands down! If the other party is a real girl, how rude it is for you to do this kind of action and say such cruel words!

Seeing the tears of grievance hanging in the corners of Shu Zhe's eyes, Xiaoqin said in a comforting tone: "What's wrong?" Bullied? Don't worry, I'll protect you! It's a rare resource after all! ”

What is a rare resource? Poor! A complete airfield! Just as you don't get angry when you see Gong Caicai's big breasts, now you see a girl who is flatter than yourself, and you suddenly have a good feeling, do you want to protect her from harm? Isn't this kind of mood the same as the second-to-last student who is afraid of being the penultimate in the exam and transferring to another school?

Also, let go of your Lushan claw that grabbed Shu Zhe's chest! You seem to be pinching and pinching! I don't have any breasts at all, and I'm as flat as I used to be, so you must have thought so in your heart! Do you think you're a bitter daughter-in-law?

How gender-deranged this scene is! The little bully, who used to think of himself as a boy, unscrupulously touched the non-existent boobs of the young man in women's clothes, and couldn't help but let out a bad laugh of "poof" ...... My brain is messed up! To outsiders, you look like a lily, but I always feel like you're doing it!

Until I got closer, Xiaoqin didn't find out that this girl was pretending to be Shu Zhe, and she greeted me excitedly: "Hurry, come quickly!" This girl's boobs are actually smaller than mine! I'm finally not the girl with the smallest boobs on the planet! ”

Seeing my embarrassed expression, Xiaoqin thought that I didn't believe what she said, so she pushed Shu Zhe in front of me and said, "If you don't believe it, you can touch it yourself!" ”

Xiaoqin, you're getting too much! In order to prove that your boobs are not the smallest, doesn't it matter if you just push a girl you don't know to touch her boyfriend's breasts? And who's going to touch the boobs of the pseudo-mother! Do you think I'm a pseudo-feminine pervert like Fan Chuan?

Shu Zhe, who was exhausted by Gonggong Cao, Fan Chuan, and Xiaoqin, had the words "played bad" written all over his body, and I thought that if it continued like this, it would alarm the squad leader, so he grabbed the wig and slammed it hard, accompanied by Shu Zhe's two screams, and finally took the wig down.

Coincidentally, Shu Zhe had just finished screaming, and finally found out that the other party was a boy, Xiaoqin also screamed out and threw herself into my arms.

Shu Zhe, who had recovered his senses because of the pain, ran back to the cinema hall at a speed he had never had before, and saw Gonggong Cao, who greeted him affectionately, on the way, and scolded fiercely: "Perverted!" I'm going to tell my sister to go! ”

Hearing that Shu Zhe was going to complain to the squad leader, Father-in-law Cao's body shook, and the backpack with the camera almost fell off his hand.

The frightened celery was still shivering in my arms.

"Ye, Ye Lin, I touched another boy just now...... My hand...... My hands will rot! ”

Although he clearly said that he would only let Xiaoqin be my secret girlfriend, in front of Father-in-law Cao, I always felt that there was no need to avoid suspicion, anyway, he called Xiaoqin Mrs.

So I didn't push Xiaoqin away in my arms, but patted her on the back and comforted: "Don't be afraid, it won't rot, you just should touch Brother Chun or Brother Zeng!" "But...... But I thought I had finally found my own kind, but I didn't expect it to be a fake! ”

Xiaoqin's expression was like that of an unlucky parent who had given his child a drink of Sanlu by mistake.

Similar? Which kind? Do you think you're a poor slumber on Earth? On the contrary, is Gong Caicai a giant star who has been bullying you and laughing at you? Are you in such a hurry to recruit your subordinates, are you planning to launch a final holy war against the giant ruins?

At this time, Gonggong Cao walked over in a daze, and Xiaoqin hurriedly flashed aside.

But isn't it, even if Xiaoqin stays any longer, it is impossible to mistake Grandpa Cao for a girl, if Grandpa Cao pretends to be a pseudo-mother one day, even a group of people, including me, will poke themselves in the eyes.

"Master, disciple...... The disciple suddenly felt unwell, maybe he was caught in the Yin and Yang Hehuan Scattering, I'm afraid I can't continue to accompany the head to watch movies, please allow the head to allow the disciple to retire first! ”

Your sister's yin and yang are scattered! Are you afraid that Shu Zhe will complain to your sister, so that you will be severely criticized by the squad leader! Are you going to run away with your tail between your legs now?

Before escaping, Father-in-law Cao somehow went to the snack stall to buy another popcorn and gave it to me as a farewell gift.

"What are you giving me this thing for?" I wondered, "I haven't finished that big bucket yet!" ”

The popcorn brought by Father-in-law Cao was specially asked by the clerk to be wrapped in soft kraft paper, and I don't know what the meaning is.

Hearing me ask, Gonggong Cao laughed so obscenely: "Someone as smart as Master still needs my disciple to remind him?" Just poke a hole under the paper bag and you're wonderful! ”

After saying this, he hurriedly ran away with a big bag on his back, and turned back repeatedly on the way to observe whether the squad leader was chasing after him from behind.

I took this bag of popcorn back to my seat with a puzzled heart, and Chu Liuxiang had already played Chu Liuxiang with "Tianyi Shenshui" vs. Tang Bohu's "Laughing Half a Step" on the screen.

Students who like to read martial arts novels like me may know that "Tianyi Shenshui" is a shocking poison, but in today's boiling Li Tianyi case, I always feel that "Tianyi Shenshui" is a more disgusting thing.

In fact, Gonggong Cao was a little worried, Shu Zhe didn't tell his sister about being teased, I'm afraid it's too embarrassing to talk about the details, right?

The squad leader asked me if my father-in-law Weishenme had not come back with me, and I casually said that he was arrested by the security patrol because he was too ugly to affect the city's appearance.

The squad leader didn't ask any more questions, and accepted this nonsense reason, if she was still absent-minded because of her younger brother who was in the rebellious period, or the bad movie "Tang Bohu vs. Chu Liuxiang" made her deeply tormented, so it is completely understandable that some people will quit first.

Xiaoqin was very happy as a foodie when I got back a bag of steaming popcorn, but the squad leader said that it was a bit of a Lang fee to buy the old one before it was finished, and he didn't cherish the fruits of the farmer's labor.

"You don't care about the old and the new!" I said, "Anyway, if you don't eat it quickly, this bag of hot food will become cold!" ”

Like last time, I put this bag of popcorn on my lap so that Xiaoqin and the squad leader could easily reach it - Shu Zhe didn't like to eat popcorn, according to him, popcorn was a very coarse food, he bought his own chocolate and put it in his mouth, and he didn't mean to share it with anyone else at all.

The paper bag was slightly weaker than the original paper tube, and the hot popcorn baked my lower abdomen, and I suddenly remembered what Cao Gonggong had said before: poke a hole under the paper bag and it will be infinitely useful.

Poke a hole? What can you do by poking a hole? According to the current position of the paper bag, if I poke a hole, won't all the popcorn leak on my pants? Unless I plug it with something...... With your fingers? What does that have to do with infinite use?

Wait a minute! Cao Gonggong's words must be understood in the most obscene and shameless direction! Shouldn't you use your fingers to block, but you should use ...... Should I use JJ!?

The level of perversion is enough, but that doesn't do any good, right? Only exhibitionists do that, don't they? The popcorn that just came out of the pot must be hot for JJ, right? Isn't this masochism!

As soon as I thought of this, the squad leader just reached into the paper bag and picked out a small popcorn and put it between his lips, while Xiaoqin was much more greedy and grabbed a handful at a time.

Even though it's summer, I'm in a cold sweat.

Grandpa Cao, you're too perverted! Would you suggest I poke a hole under the paper bag and sneak JJ in it so that it is possible for the squad leader and Celery to touch that thing while grabbing popcorn? Isn't this the equivalent of jerking off me in disguise!

The operability is so strong, I seriously doubt that Grandpa Cao, and even Director Cao himself has used this method to fight! And the girls around me are not one but two, and if I do, their alternating behavior of picking up popcorn is a double irritation for me. While worrying about the conspiracy being revealed, while looking forward to the moment when the popcorn is getting shallower and shallower...... How perverted I am! If I do this, I'll definitely shoot Tianyi Divine Water in the middle of this pile of food! And is it still possible for the spiced popcorn to be eaten by the girl? Father-in-law Cao, have you even calculated this step!

While I was thinking about it, Celery reached out and dug deep into the middle of the popcorn, "I found that the bottom one is hotter and sweeter!" She snatched a handful of popcorn and ate it like a hamster.

I suddenly felt like there were a million grass and mud horses galloping past in my heart.

It doesn't matter if you eat popcorn, you don't dig so deep, it's okay to stimulate places that shouldn't be stimulated?

Now, although I didn't poke a hole under the paper bag, it also made the paper bag deformed! It has become a karst landscape like a thousand-needle stone forest, and only a stone pillar with an obscene shape rises from the sky, squeezing all the popcorn to both sides!

The paper bag on my lap is now very stable without holding it in my hand!

What I hate extremely is that at this time, there are more exciting martial arts scenes on the big screen, although it is only a short five minutes, but the few patient viewers are attracted, and the frequency of the squad leader reaching out to get popcorn has also increased.

Aunt Ren, you have a grudge against me, right? Put the martial arts you are responsible for in this paragraph! Don't you know that I'm going all out to change the karst landscape in a paper bag? Now Xiaoqin and the squad leader are on the left and right, taking turns to get the popcorn in the paper bag, which is comparable to the torture of the ten great tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty for me!