Anyway, that day, Aunt Ren insisted on handing over my actor's salary to my father, so she went to a hotel near the college town where my father stayed after work.

It was already 9 o'clock in the evening, the moon was dark and the wind was high, and it was a good time for all kinds of male thieves and prostitutes to happen.

But for my dad, who was obsessed with academic issues, he was enjoying the pleasures of the ivory tower, wearing very tasteless Hawaiian shorts (I seriously suspect that he bought them with Director Cao), an old vest with three holes in the back, blowing the air conditioner, and being busy trying to finalize the illustration of an example problem.

He was almost in a fugue, and Aunt Ren knocked on the door 6 times before he heard it, so he pulled the slippers under his feet and opened the door in confusion and confusion.

At first glance, I saw Aunt Ren, whose clothes were in black and yellow, and her heroic figure was graceful, my father didn't notice the anger on the other party's face, but said in a daze:

"Miss, I didn't ask for this kind of service, I'm afraid you're looking for the wrong room, right?"

One of the things you can't avoid when staying in a hotel is that there are always strange phone calls coming in, and a sweet female voice asks you if you need special services.

My father answered another such call that day, so when his mind was not clear, he actually regarded Aunt Ren as a call girl.

Aunt Ren was immediately furious, and broke in without saying a word, and her father subconsciously reached out to block it, but Aunt Ren used a "sticky beating" technique, and she was thrown down on the bed heavily.

"Huh? You...... How do you use strong? Dad collapsed on the bed in shock, and worriedly lifted his fancy shorts, "You...... You're not doing the right thing! A good year awaits you, think about your family, think about your parents, don't do this anymore! And even if you rape me, I won't pay you! ”

It wasn't until Aunt Ren couldn't bear it anymore and stepped forward and slapped her father that her father woke up from the chaos.

Dad covered his hot slightly swollen face, "Huh? Does this feel a bit familiar? Ah--aren't you the mother of Xiaolin's classmate, the neighbor who used to live next to my house! ”

"If I'm not mistaken, the name seems to be called, it's called Ren Hongli, right?"

Aunt Ren, whose name was remembered by her confused father, did not show how honored.

She poked the leather envelope in front of her father, "Take it, I'm here for you." ”

"Huh? What is it? Dad pushed his glasses in confusion.

"It's your son's salary, and he has a small role in our crew." Aunt Ren stated without emotion, "I don't approve of giving too many disposable funds to minors, so I want to give these money to his guardian - it's you, understand?" ”

Dad's mouth didn't close for a long time.

"Did Xiaolin finally go to acting? Hehe, he told me that he wasn't interested anymore...... And still in your foreign crew? What a surprise! ”

"Don't be too happy," Aunt Ren poured cold water from her father, "His role will end next week, and minors are on camera, and there are a lot of short-lived ones, don't take this as a great achievement." ”

My father, who was proud of me, couldn't help but argue with Aunt Ren.

"Xiaolin has been preparing for many years to appear in kung fu movies, how can you say that he is a flash in the pan?"

"What happened to the flash in the pan?" Aunt Ren shook the envelope impatiently, but the father didn't pick it up, "Do you think your son was chosen because of that muscle?" --It's because of the murderer-like eyes!! ”

Aunt Ren's left hand was in the shape of two dragons playing with pearls, and she gestured in front of her eyes.

"Fortunately, he didn't play a minor according to his real age in the film, otherwise Americans with poor psychological tolerance would be so scared that they couldn't sleep at night when they saw the eyes of minors so fierce!"

Hearing my aunt accuse me like this, my dad became more and more upset, and he adjusted his position and sat upright on the bed (although the torn tank top and Hawaiian shorts ruined the atmosphere).

"I said old neighbor, Xiaolin is filming in your crew, and he must have received a lot of care from you, I know, but why are you saying so much bad things about him in front of me? He probably hasn't done anything particularly to make you angry, right? He's been very fond of you since he was a kid, don't you give him candy often......"

Aunt Ren was speechless for a while, and a flush of annoyance and anger appeared on her face.

"You...... Why didn't those sugars choke him to death! I don't have any problem with Ye Lin himself, as long as he doesn't provoke my daughter, I'll treat him as if he has nothing to do with me! ”

Dad sighed, "Young people's affairs, let the young people handle it themselves, isn't it bad for us to be too interfering as parents......"

"Young man's fart!" Aunt Ren said ruthlessly, "It's obviously a stinky child!" At this age, you know what kind of love and love, even if you are an adult, you may not really understand! Let's take you as an example, why didn't you be your professor back then, and you didn't dare to meet people when you ran home? ”

was mentioned about the unbearable past, the brilliance in my father's eyes suddenly dimmed, and the atmosphere in the room became extremely depressing.

After receiving Ai Shuqiao's ruthless and unrighteous phone call, my father was originally escaping reality by editing textbooks, but this time he was poked in the sore spot by Aunt Ren, and he lowered his head for a while and didn't speak, showing that he was hurt by love.

Dad looked like he was the most unfortunate person on shijie at that time, Aunt Ren was a little soft-hearted, so she also criticized herself: "Forget it, let's count half a catty, I was dizzy back then, and I had a very unpleasant relationship with the old man at home for the sake of marriage, and now the relationship has not recovered!"

Because the air conditioner blew for a long time, the room was very dry, and my father was provoked to be worried, so he moved to the refrigerator without a sound and took out two cans of beer from it. One can for yourself and one for Aunt Ren.

"Well, let's not talk about the old things, do you want to have something?"

Aunt Ren was feeling dry after talking for a long time, and the waist bag she used to hold beer didn't come out of the car, so she took her father's cold beer, pulled open the ring and drank most of the can.

While the two of them were silently drinking beer, the anti-pornography brigade broke in like a divine soldier.

They asked for the keys from the front desk of the inn, and a dozen or so people rushed in, followed by a videographer and a man who looked like a reporter.

The captain of the anti-yellow brigade was full of meat, with big shoulders and round waist, and he was wearing a police uniform with blue upper body and black lower body like his subordinates, and when he saw that there was a man and a woman of the same age in the room, he immediately laughed dryly as if he had won a bet on a horse, and said loudly:

"All biedong! This is a 'hurricane' operation ordered by the municipal party committee, specifically to arrest you shameless men and women! Search me for anyone else in the bathroom! If it's 3P, the penalty will be heavier! ”

When the incident happened suddenly, Aunt Ren was so angry that she choked on a sip of beer in her throat and coughed.

The captain waved his hand, "It's useless to pretend to be sick!" I've seen a lot of young ladies like you! Dressed like a good family, in fact, when it comes to bed, it is more yin' than anyone else! Search the trash cans for me and see what evidence I can take back! ”

A large group of people were busy, and the cameraman and reporter at the end of the line jumped to the front.

The videographer was very reticent, and it seemed that all the words were spoken by the sharp-mouthed monkey-cheeked reporter for him.

The reporter saw that Aunt Ren was coughing continuously and couldn't speak, so she handed the microphone to her father first.

"This gentleman, I am Zhao Yao, a special reporter of the 'Dongshan News Channel', how do you feel about being arrested?"

Dad is not afraid of shadows, and he was relatively calm at first.

"You're mistaken, we're just standing in the room talking......"

"Is it a bargain? How much do you pay each other for this sex transaction? ”

"You...... I said we were completely innocent! ”

"Well, I believe it! However, because ** is detained, your spouse will be notified to collect the person, are you mentally prepared to face the wife? ”

"I don't have a spouse, I'm divorced!" Dad was instigated by the reporter and became uncomposed.

"Ahh Then you can't take such illegal means! Do you have children? Do you have anything to say to the children in the house? ”

At this time, the anti-pornography team members searched the house and found nothing except Dad's calculation paper.

"Report to the captain! Didn't find TT, didn't find JY! ”

The captain did not panic at all, and laughed with ease.

"Hmph, I've been doing it for a long time, and I'm actually playing bareback 'shooting! Maybe it's in the bathroom! Wash away all the evidence! ”

"Tell you, be lenient in your confession, and be strict in your resistance! There is no good end to confronting the people's government! ”

At this time, Aunt Ren finally calmed down her cough, and her eyes that almost breathed fire forced more than a dozen team members back half a step, and the captain who bore the brunt of the problem also frowned.

"*** grandma!" Aunt Ren hit the empty beer can in the face of a team member, who was holding bright and clear handcuffs to put on Aunt Ren, but when the beer can was deflated, the team member's nose was bleeding, and he covered his face and squatted on the ground.

"Oh my god!" The young-looking team member cried, "I didn't expect the anti-pornography to be so dangerous!" ”