420 is crazy
Jiang Fan entered the swimming competition hall, the competition has really begun, this is the final, Yang Yizheng is swimming in the front, and the others are behind him, he wants to surpass others by more than two meters, and at this time he has swam to a lot of more than 50 meters, this trend, the champion is none other than Yang Yi.
No way! There's still a chance! Jiang Fan immediately recited the invisibility spell silently, and his body immediately disappeared. Jiang Fan immediately jumped into the pool, he didn't recite the water avoidance spell, his body was too dirty, so he took the machine to wash it.
The moment he arrived in the pool, Jiang Fan immediately sank into the water about a meter or so, and performed the Maoshan Thousand Miles Rapid Technique, whoosh! Just like a dolphin, he quickly caught up with Yang Yi. Jiang Fan was under Yang Yi's body, and Yang Yi's hands and feet could be clearly seen paddling rapidly.
What are you going to do with this guy? Jiang Fan followed him closely while thinking, and suddenly Jiang Fan's eyes lit up, hehe! This time I'm going to make you famous! Jiang Fan stretched out his sword finger and silently recited the Dou Turning Star Shifting Mantra, a white light flew to Yang Yi's body, and Yang Yi's body immediately turned around, swimming in the opposite direction, which was also the starting direction.
And Yang Yi didn't know anything about all this, he was still swimming desperately, and the audience in the swimming pool was stunned, why did this Yang Yi turn around and swim back? Is this kid crazy?
What happened next made everyone even more stunned, Yang Yi's swimsuit was gone, and it became smooth at some point, and all the audience stood up at this time, "How did this guy get it, why is the swimsuit missing!" ”
In the audience, his girlfriend Sister Xiaofeng was anxious and immediately stood up and shouted: "Yang Yi, why did you swim back!" Wrong direction! ”
When she found that Yang Yi's swimsuits were all gone, she was even more shocked: "Yang Yi, how can you swim naked!" ”
As the audience's voices became louder and louder, Yang Yi finally found that something was wrong, hurriedly looked at no one on the left and right, turned his head to look behind him, and found that they were in the opposite direction of himself, and he was immediately stunned. Suddenly, Yang Yi swam wildly, very fast, and when he reached the starting point, he crawled out of the pool naked.
"Ha Lu Ha, I'm number one!" He laughed proudly, and then danced street dance naked, dancing his arms, twisting his neck, swinging his buttocks, and dancing the most fashionable street dance.
All the audience was in an uproar! Many people laughed, and Yang Yi's coach hurriedly ran up, "Yang Yi, what's wrong with you today, you swam so well, why did you suddenly turn your head?" ”
"Ha Luha, coach I'm number one, they're too slow!" Yang Yi laughed while twisting his body and dancing hip-hop.
The coach was speechless for a moment, and shook his head helplessly: "Crazy!" Lose your marbles! ”
Suddenly, Yang Yi hugged the coach and kissed him fiercely on the face, "Coach, I love you!" It's like rats love rice! The hand also touched the coach's crotch.
The coach suddenly fainted, "Damn! This guy and the coach are comrades! ”
"Yang Yi, what's wrong with you?" Sister Xiaofeng ran over.
"Ha Luha, Sister Xiaofeng, you said that as long as I won the championship, you would let me you, and the posture is up to me! Come on, let's take advantage of the great time! Yang Yi hugged Sister Xiaofeng, and began to untie Sister Xiaofeng's wide clothes.
Sister Xiaofeng screamed in fright, this Yang Yi is crazy! Taking off her clothes in front of tens of thousands of viewers, Sister Xiaofeng's clothes were torn open by Yang Yi in a panic, revealing her bra.
"Yang Yi, you're crazy!" Sister Xiaofeng immediately gave Yang Yi a slap in the face, Yang Yi didn't care at all, her eyes were dull and she smirked: "Come on, let you scream to give me passion, let's be fluttering together!" Yang Yi's hand began to pull Sister Xiaofeng's pants.
All the spectators were stunned, it was more exciting than swimming, and which reporters were even more excited, this was the big news on the front page, holding up the camera and taking pictures non-stop, and the next day's newspaper was sure to sell well.
Immediately afterwards, something embarrassing for Sister Xiaofeng occurred, Yang Yi felt a numbness in her waist, and a burst of pleasure came, "Oh! Sister Xiaofeng, here! "Poof! Burst! He actually shot at Sister Xiaofeng! Sister Xiaofeng, no matter how thick her skin is, can't stand it like this, and her black dress is stained with white slime.
"Ahh Sister Xiaofeng screamed and fainted in fright, oh, she was frightened! But won't get pregnant!
"Wow! This guy is even better than the guy who lifts weights in the morning! This is also a race! The audience sighed.
"Holy! The woman was shot and fainted! ”
A large group of reporters rushed over and rushed to take pictures, this kind of footage is a once-in-a-lifetime event, unprecedented in the history of college sports, and it will be hated for eternity if it is not taken.
The scene was chaotic, and the police immediately came to evacuate the crowd and maintain order, Yang Yi was still smiling proudly, spitting at the police, and then peeing on reporters, and several reporters were accidentally made smelly by his urine.
Jiang Fan felt that Yang Yi was almost done, this guy would definitely become a celebrity, and he seemed to be more famous than that weightlifting Liu Chang, and immediately withdrew the idea in Yang Yi's mind. All these things that happened just now were caused by Jiang Fan's use of "soul magic" to control Yang Yi's brain, and this time Yang Yi was killed by Jiang Fan.
Huang Fu, who had been watching from the side, was laughing back and forth, and he knew that Jiang Fan had made all this, "Xiaofu, you have to pay attention to your image, your pants are laughing off!" Jiang Fan suddenly appeared behind Huang Fu.
Huang Fu hurriedly touched his pants in fright, but fortunately, the pants didn't fall off, "Brother Fan, don't scare me, this will scare you out of heart disease!" ”
"Let's go, let's go see Liang Ru's swimming competition!" Jiang Fan patted Huang Fu's shoulder and said.
In the afternoon, it was the preliminaries of women's swimming, Jiang Fan and Huang Fu arrived at the scene of the women's swimming competition, at this time Liang Yan, Shu Min, Hu Li and others came, the game was about to start, Jiang Fan saw Liang Ru wearing swimming.
The tight swimsuit wrapped Liang Ru unevenly, she was preparing for the event, she looked up and saw Jiang Fan and Huang Fu walking in, and her heart was suddenly full of confidence. With the sound of the starting order, Liang Ru jumped into the pool, and she immediately silently recited the spell that Jiang Fan taught her, whoosh! Liang Ru is like a dolphin that surpasses everyone.
Liang Ru was taken aback, he didn't expect such a fast speed, and immediately slowed down, but despite this, Liang Ru still left his opponent far behind and swam to the finish line first.
Everyone in the audience applauded, Liang Ru was already a beauty and the first, her coach was very surprised: "Liang Ru, you performed so well!" ”
Liang Yan, Shu Min, Hu Li and others immediately ran over, "Liang Ru, in tomorrow's finals, you will definitely win the first place!" Liang Yan said with a smile.
Jiang Fan and Huang Fu also came, "Liang Yan, if you are allowed to participate in swimming, it will definitely be even more amazing!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
"For what?" Liang Yan wondered.