When passing by a fruit and vegetable supermarket, the squad leader proposed to buy some fruit in it as a gift to visit Xiaoqin.

The squad leader picked lychees, peaches, bananas and red dates, and filled two large plastic bags.

When I had to pay for the scales, the squad leader handed me two bags of fruit and said:

"As a younger brother, you only need to be responsible for carrying things."

The aunt at the counter happily collected the money and said to the squad leader:

"Girl, your brother is really tall!"

The squad leader unceremoniously said "um", "Yes, I might eat it usually." ”

So you're taking advantage of me here! You're not my breeder, so I can take care of how much I eat and how little I eat!

When I came out of the supermarket, I was holding my breath and always wanted to find a bargain somewhere.

"I said, squad leader, these things you bought are a little weird!"

"What's weird there?"

The squad leader walked ahead of me like a leader.

"You see, lychees are red, peaches are yellow, dates are red, bananas are yellow...... Squad leader, you didn't choose by color randomly, did you? ”

"It's just a coincidence, these are all foods that warm the meridians and dispel cold, nourish blood and qi, and Xiaoqin will be good if you eat it."

I got a chance to fight back.

"Huh? Squad leader, you're very experienced! Is it possible that you will hurt every time—"

I feel inappropriate halfway through the conversation, after all, this is a girl's more private thing, it must be because Xiaoqin has always been with me, so I can't grasp the scale now.

The squad leader replied very generously: "I don't have menstrual cramps, but I will be more irritable during that time, and I will especially want to beat people." ”

I know that last time you hit me with flying props like a blackboard eraser or a triangular ruler.

The squad leader couldn't find the way after walking in front for a while, and it's no wonder that the North Street of Red Mansions is not easy to find, and I also looked for a long time when I came last time.

So I hurried to the front and led the team back to the right route.

After seeing the four-story residential buildings in the community, I proudly stopped to look back at the squad leader, and proudly breathed hot air from my nostrils.

The squad leader woke up like a dream and said: "Yes, you and Xiaoqin are childhood sweethearts, you must have been to each other's homes, and you should have led the way......

Then he reached over and touched my head, "Good, well done, my sister will peel lychees for you to eat." ”

Who scarces your lychees! Don't touch my head! I have gold under my knees and a circle of light on my head! What should I do if I don't grow taller after being touched by you? And you're addicted to being a sister!

I hate my mother more and more, and no matter if she abandons her husband and children, and has no news, if, if she gave birth to me a day earlier, wouldn't I have to be pressed under Shusha!

Soon took the elevator to the 4th floor, and Xiaoqin heard footsteps outside and opened the door for us.

"Come in, come in! I've been waiting for you since I got up! ”

He didn't greet me first, but pulled the squad leader in without saying anything.

It looks like a pair of good sisters, I hope Xiaoqin won't secretly treat the squad leader badly.

Or is she still implementing "I'm more stupid" jihua, treating the squad leader with a pure heart, expecting the squad leader to murder herself first?

It's really the brain-dead logic cultivated by the girl's comics, will Xiaoqin always abide by the strange rule of "whoever harms others first will lose"?

That's fine, I can't imagine the scene of the squad leader murdering others anyway, but Xiaoqin has a perverse personality and a ruthless heart, if she makes up her mind to murder the squad leader, the squad leader will immediately be listed as a missing person and evaporate from this shijie.

Not counting Monday, this is the fifth day that Qin has rested at home, so she seems to be in good spirits. As we took off our shoes in the foyer, her eyes kept widening and searching us for clues.

There's nothing suspicious, and if you're mistaken, it's exactly what I want, my big radish jihua is worried that I can't start it!

The squad leader took off his skateboard shoes and placed them neatly on the shoe rack, and I noticed that although the shoes were well maintained and could not be seen from the upper, they were obviously a little old when looking at the soles. There are many scratches crisscrossing the scarry, and there is a small crack under the sole of the left foot, which makes people worry that if you use too much force, the entire sole will break off from here.

Squad leader, you're a little picky on yourself! If you don't buy a new pair of shoes, you should at least fix them! Why are you so generous in buying fruit for celery? When your class won the mountaineering competition, did you invite everyone to drink soda? I heard that the unused class fee was my own money...... No wonder Shu Zhe uses you as a negative teaching material! Even I don't think you can enjoy life!

Compared with the more mature knitwear and jeans on the squad leader, Xiaoqin's outfit today is more strange.

She wore a short-sleeved T-shirt (with a cartoon crocodile depicted on it), a long plaid skirt (the skirt was so long that it almost reached the ankles), and a scarf that was tied around her waist as a belt, in the style of an Indian shabby or gypsy.

Xiaoqin, who has always been afraid of the cold, of course, will not be barefoot, and under the plaid long skirt is a pair of purple cotton stockings, which looks very warm.

It can't be said that this combination is ugly, but it also has a primitive tribal beauty, but compared with the class leader, it is definitely naïve like a kindergarten level.

The squad leader's costume is suitable for going out and at home, and Xiaoqin is dressed as a standard housemaid, and it would be perfect if she added another pair of glasses.

Could this be part of "I'm more stupid"?

"Xiaoqin, are you wearing a little little on your upper body?"

As soon as the squad leader spoke, he noticed that the air conditioner in the room was hot, and unconsciously rolled up the sleeves of his knitwear.

Since entering the door, Xiaoqin has been greeting the class leader, and the two girls are sitting on the sofa talking and laughing, leaving me out in the cold, as if I am just an ordinary boy representative.

I'm a little unaccustomed to it, and I don't know what kind of medicine is sold in Xiaoqin's gourd.

"Oops, I forgot to make tea for you!"

Xiao Qin said that she was about to get up and go to the kitchen.

The squad leader stopped Xiaoqin, "You better rest more, I'll go." ”

After asking about the location of the tea set and tea leaves, I went to the kitchen to prepare.

For the time being, there were only two people left in the living room, Xiaoqin and me, and I sat a little far away from Xiaoqin, looking at her a little nervously.

"Ye Lin is so!"

Xiaoqin hugged her knees and said as if no one was around.

"You—What do you say?"

"Obviously I already have me, and I still beat the idea of the squad leader......"

"Y-you be quiet!"

"But the class leader is also responsible, she knows that classmate Ye Lin is a pervert of lust, and she wants to tempt you with her body......"

"No one but you tempted me with the flesh! What the hell do you want! ”

I was so angry that I forgot to deny that I was a pervert.

Xiaoqin looked at the ceiling with her eyes and thought for a while, "The squad leader came to see me, it must be that the weasel didn't have a good heart for the chicken!" Today at my house, I will be responsible for revealing the squad leader's true form! ”

"The fruit she bought must have been poisoned! Broken intestine grass, crane top red, arsenic, see blood to seal the throat and the like...... But I'm going to act like I didn't notice it at all, eat some of each, and if I have convulsions and foaming at the mouth after a while, Ye Lin will be responsible for sending me to the hospital! ”

No, if it's really the poison you said, it's too late to send it to the hospital.

Xiao Qin became more and more energetic as she spoke, clenching her two small fists.

"In addition to poisoning me, the squad leader will also use various methods to frame me, the most common way is to speak ill of me...... So I'm going to deliberately leave some time for you to be alone......"

"When the stupid classmate Ye Lin is instigated by the class leader's bad words, alienates me, and scolds me, I will run away crying! This is a very important plot inflection point, and it will definitely give me a close-up! ”

Do you think you're the heroine of a shoujo manga? What's the benefit of giving you a close-up?

"Hmph," Xiaoqin's face showed an expression of victory, "I've read so many comics, although there will be a difficult time after the heroine is wronged, but as soon as the misunderstanding is solved, the plot will be reversed immediately!" The class president who framed people will reap the consequences, he will listen to the music of my wedding with Ye Lin, and cry alone outside the church! ”

At this time, the squad leader leaned out half of his body from behind the glass sliding door of the kitchen, "Ye Lin, come over here, I have something to ask you." ”

Xiaoqin gave me a look, covered her mouth and let out a "huhuhu" smirk, and said in a very low voice:

"How? The squad leader is really going to speak ill of me, right? ”

I glared at Qin hard and walked to the kitchen to find out what was going on.