[311] U.S. imperialism lackeys

I grabbed Kyle by the clothes and pulled him into the woods, barely resisting because I didn't want to make too much noise.

As soon as he thought he was far enough, he immediately broke free of my hand and punched me with a fist with a glint of enthusiasm in his eyes.

"Duel? If you win, you can peek at the year? ”

Shut up! You hemorrhoid samurai! (I'm sorry that Qin's nickname is too apt) isn't a duel for this reason! I'm going to do the way for my sister and beat you up as a voyeur!

Just as he was about to do it, he suddenly remembered that he had an egg in his trouser pocket.

Not only is Kyle older than me, but he also has the same muscles in the gym and is not an easy opponent to beat.

If the egg is broken halfway through, the economic loss is small, and the main thing is that it will break my sharpness!

When a puddle of unidentified liquid appeared on my pants, I reached out to Kyle and called a timeout:

"Stop! My eggs are broken! ”

Kyle must follow the glory of the samurai to stop attacking and look at me with great sympathy, right?

Who sympathizes with you! It's an egg, not my own!

Or, take out the eggs and put them on the ground before a fight?

However, in this way, it will go against the old man's orders, although the old man does not have the ability to clairvoyance, but as a junior of martial arts, I will still have a disturbed conscience.

"Wait, I can't fight you with eggs!" Am I going to tell Kyle that?

Kyle will definitely daxiao: "I have eggs too!" Don't worry, I won't beat your eggs! ”

"My eggs are not the same as yours! I'll take it out and put it on the ground first......"

Kyle must be (⊙o⊙)!

While he was thinking about it, Penthos rushed over.

Seeing that the two of us were about to fight, he didn't say anything, and Tarzan came over like a top, one in each hand, and picked up Kyle and me like chickens, no matter how much we struggled, it was to no avail.

"Don't disturb Miss Emily bathing, okay?" "It was the most relaxing time of her day, more important than sleep," said Penthos gently and non-negotiably. ”

"I didn't bother my sister...... Amy take a shower! I argued, "It's him!" It's him who came here to peep! Penthos, aren't you a bodyguard? Quickly take out and shoot him, and then dig a pit and bury him! ”

When Kyle heard that I was going to use him as fertilizer, he was in a hurry, and he muttered in English, and I couldn't understand a word.

To further express his anger at me, Kyle dangled in the air and kicked me, and I didn't want to suffer and reached out to kick him, and the result was ......

Nima: My legs are not as long as his! Death penalty! The hemorrhoids samurai must be sentenced to death!!

may be worried that Kyle is the starring actor after all, and burying him will affect the overall progress of the film, so Penthos put Kyle on the ground and said "Go! Then he pretended to pull the gun from his waist.

Kyle immediately runs away like a rabbit with his butt on fire, without looking back.

Then he lowered me from mid-air, patted me on the shoulder, and said:

"Lin, you take care of you very seriously, I'm relieved to have you!"

Don't worry! I was actually lying on the window with Kyle and watching, and Kyle didn't see more than I did! I'm so ashamed! I, who is related to Amy by blood, don't have a bodyguard who is loyal to her!

I reviewed myself as I sat in front of the RV and fed Obama. Amy took a shower for more than 40 minutes, and she didn't come out for so long.

I took the 005 to me, the American Snow Mountain Special Formula Dog Food, and I threw it to Obama piece by piece, watching it eat so happily, I couldn't help but feel a little jealous.

No, it's not that I'm jealous of its dog food, in that case, I'll just pour it into my mouth, but I'm jealous that such an animal doesn't have human troubles, eats when it wants, sleeps when it wants, and lives a really fairy life.

As soon as my mind was unbalanced, I tied up the bag of dog food and stopped feeding it.

Obama crouched in front of me, still looking expectant.

Like a kindergarten teacher reprimanding a kindergarten child, I reprimanded Obama by saying:

"Eat! Eat! Eat! Just know how to eat! Don't you know what to do to please your master? It's okay to turn your head! ”

As a noble and valuable husky, Obama was indifferent at first, and then rolled his eyes at me to express his displeasure.

Unimpressed, I continued:

"Look at what! You imperialist lackey! The North Korean people don't have anything to eat! It's all your sanctions! You're giving me some reflection! ”

Seeing that he couldn't get the dog food, Obama made a grunting sound and slipped back into the RV with his head down.

Huh? Went to a cool place to sleep? Or go to the French chef to eat? I'm so impatient! Obviously, you can get dog food by performing a somersault.

It wasn't long before Obama got out of the RV again, and it was different when he followed up, and he was in good spirits, wagging his tail and looking at the dog food in my hand.

I wondered if I looked closely: Obama seemed to have something in his mouth!

it! Isn't that Amy's mesh lace trimmed low-rise panties!

Bitten in the middle by Obama's sharp teeth, what an alternative match for beautiful beasts!

Where did you find it? Aren't dirty baskets sealed! You traitor! You traitor! And why do you think you can get dog food from me with Amy's panties!

Obama ran up to me, got up, put his front paws on my shoulders, and took my sister's little panties in his hand and handed them to me.

There was still a lot of understanding in his eyes, as if to say:

"Senior brother, I can only help you get here."

Nima, who is your junior brother! I don't need a dog to understand me! And why do you know how to read minds? You're an alien lurking on Earth! The Three-Body Civilization sent you! Honestly, when are you going to launch the two-way foil to the earth!!

Also, should I take these panties? Although it's just a triangular piece of fabric worn on my sister, it's worth 20,000 yuan! Don't miss the opportunity, lose it again!

However, it's stained with dog saliva! Even if it is still considered "original" underwear, the original flavor of dogs accounts for more! A person like me, who does business honestly, has to use the underwear that has been in the dog's mouth to deal with Director Cao, and I feel a little uneasy about my conscience!

However, it's no problem to wash it once, right? Director Cao didn't say that it must be original underwear, if it is 100% original underwear, he will have to pay 30,000 yuan!

Just about to reach out to pick it up, 004 and 005 rushed over, 004 went to snatch the panties from Obama's mouth, 005 laughed and scolded:

"Doing this again! Don't give away Miss's panties casually, okay! ”