Section 815 Changing ingredients into water
"How's it going, Michael, is the road going well?"
After an hour's drive, and then a few hours of walking on the mountain road, the members of YB and OB arrived at the base camp of this trip, and after seeing Michael again, Li Jingyuan stepped forward and asked.
"Hehe, it's really interesting." Michael looked a little tired, but he was in good spirits.
A few hours ago, after the two teams set off, Michael realized what a real wild variety show is.
"Youth Undefeated" was supported by a group of girls, so the tasks arranged in the show were set according to the physical strength of the girls, and even if Michael's health was not very good, it was still very easy to cope with these tasks.
"Infinite Challenge" is similar, although the spoof atmosphere in this show is stronger, but strictly speaking, Liu Zaishi Park Mingxiu and they are mainly funny through their minds and words, and there will not be much physical consumption.
As for "The Birth of a Family", it is even easier, the atmosphere is close to "Youth Undefeated", and there is no need to do farm work, so naturally it does not cost any physical strength. In other words, Michael is completely a guest of the 'family' this time.
Eat and drink well, and don't waste too much physical energy, the first few shows Michael participated in can basically be seen as a terroir trip.
But in "Two Days and One Night", the situation is different. Luo PD has always been very bold, and her deputy Cui PD is famous for his viciousness, so after Li Jingyuan greeted him in advance, the two of them really didn't be polite, but arranged the itinerary very seriously according to Michael's words of 'don't take care of me'.
The filming process is originally more difficult than the previous shows, and Jiang Hudong and Liu Zaishi's hosting styles are very different, if Liu Zaishi's style is 'fu', then Jiang Hudong is hosting with the style of 'pushing', and the emotions are more intense. Naturally, the atmosphere will be more tense.
As a guest, he is older than Jiang Hudong, although Michael will not be 'pushed', but the atmosphere of his team will not change. After all, except for him. There is also a Li Xiugen in this team, and Jiang Hudong will definitely toss this little follower.
Li Xiugen was oppressed by Jiang Hudong by force, and Jin C said that Jiang Hudong couldn't do it, so as long as Jiang Hudong had some ideas, these two people could only do it. The atmosphere in the team is already like this, so Michael can only follow.
"What? Are you still in the water? Listening to Michael talk about what happened on the road, Li Jingyuan was also interested.
"Jing Yuan. You don't know what to do, this guy doesn't take care of 'my brother' at all, and he actually squeezes him with words, so that he has to go into the water with him. Li Xiugen didn't know where the road came from, and rushed to answer Li Jingyuan's question.
"'My brother'? Brother Xiugen, when did you get on such a good relationship with Michael? Hearing Li Xiugen's words, Li Jingyuan laughed directly.
Sure enough, he is the best at seeing the wind and steering the rudder, Li Xiugen cheekily called Michael 'brother', this kind of climbing relationship and getting close looks funny. What's even more interesting is that Michael didn't have any dissatisfaction, but hugged Li Xiugen's shoulder and laughed.
In fact, Michael has been with Li Jingyuan for so long. Of course, he didn't still understand the meaning of 'brother', but he didn't care about being called like that at all. Because in Michael's view, this is just a way for the other party to show goodwill, and for him, a foreigner, there is a sense of novelty to hear such a name.
"Hehe, Brother Xiugen, you can be regarded as hugging a thick leg this time." Looking at Li Xiugen's dog-legged expression, Li Jingyuan felt very funny, and asked again: "By the way, what about Brother Hudong?" ”…,
"He? I care so much about him~! Pretending to look disgusted, he glanced at Jiang Hudong. Li Xiugen said very disdainfully: "I would have seen him unpleasant for a long time, if it weren't for his life, hum~!" ”
"Ah~~!! Lee so-geun~! "was thundered enough by Li Xiugen's betrayal declaration of 'eating fruits', Jiang Hudong was angry and funny, and after roaring, he couldn't help but hold his stomach and laugh and scolded: "Aren't you from my side?" Not a funny entertainer?? ”
"I'm bah~~!!" Li Xiugen was not polite at all. The expression on his face became even more annoying: "You are a funny artist, I already have a new goal now, follow 'my brother', and I will definitely become a big singer in the future~!" ”
"Just you? Still a big singer? Why don't you say you're going to be an idol? This time, not only Jiang Hudong was happy, but the other members of the bystanders also laughed, Yin Zhiyuan and MC Meng were the most exaggerated, they had been amused by Li Xiugen's words to the point that their stomachs hurt.
"How do you know what I'm thinking?" It was obviously a counter-remark, but Li Xiugen pretended not to understand, and asked directly with surprise. As if wanting to prove that he was not talking nonsense, he continued: "Don't look at me like this in Korea, maybe in other places, I'm still a handsome guy, so what's wrong with me being an idol." ”
With a short figure, an authentic uncle's face, and a dog-legged expression, Li Xiugen's appearance is not at all related to the word idol, but he looks very serious, which makes everyone speechless, and they can only laugh again.
"Jing Yuan, what are you laughing at, since you have such a good relationship with 'my brother', for the sake of 'my brother's face, can you also help, write me a song and let me be an idol. Well, don't worry, I'll say good things about you in front of 'my brother'. Seeing Li Jingyuan smiling happily on the side, Li Xiugen said again.
Obviously, I have only known Michael for a long time, and I can't be more familiar with Michael than Li Jingyuan, but Li Xiugen pretended to be 'I am an acquaintance', how to look at how cheeky he is, this is no longer 'self-cooked' can be described, is it completely skinless and faceless.
"Haha~~!! I can't do it, Brother Xiugen, you're such a genius, and you're cheeky enough to be capable. Li Jingyuan was already paralyzed from laughter, and he was leaning against the corner of the wall and sobbing.
"Well, do you know that I'm a genius? That's easy, then I'm a genius to give you a chance, write me a song, and let me see what you're capable of. "Li Xiugen is getting more and more inches.
While laughing and talking nonsense, Li Xiugen's funny appearance made everyone quickly forget the fatigue accumulated along the way. I have recovered a lot physically and mentally.
At this time, the program team also re-set up the machine and arranged the venue, and after a staff member came in and announced, everyone stood up and walked out of the house. Start shooting again.
"It's the most critical time for our "Two Days and One Night" again, that is, whether dinner is happy or not~!" Under the chairmanship of Jiang Hudong, the others cheered together, and although Michael didn't know much about it, he still did it.
"Luo PD, what's delicious today?" As soon as MC Meng waited for Jiang Hudong's voice to fall, he immediately continued to ask.
Everyone was staring at Luo PD with excitement on their faces. Including Michael, after all, after a day of climbing the mountain road, Michael also had an empty stomach.
"Before I set off in the morning, I already said that I will definitely let you eat well today." Luo PD said very confidently, and then waved his hand to bring the table up.
"As you can see, the ingredients on the table are specially prepared by us, not only the game from the mountains. There are also all kinds of precious materials in the sea, which can be said to be the most abundant preparation since the start of our program. ”…,
After everyone stepped forward to confirm it, Luo PD continued: "These materials are placed here. But whether you can get it or not depends on your ability. ”
Then, Luo PD explained the rules of the game.
The program team prepared a large topic board, which was divided into many small grids, in which the names of various materials were written. Everyone has two chances, the 'elephant's trunk' turns ten times on the spot, and then throws the thorn ball in their hand, which sticks to the board to get the corresponding material.
"Are we all on a team?" After listening to the rules, MC Meng asked very anxiously.
"That's right. Winning or losing in the morning is only about going to bed, not about dinner, and you're all on a team. Luo PD nodded. In fact, this was also arranged from the beginning, in order to take care of Michael, a guest, as much as possible.
Because at the beginning, the program team didn't know which team would win. I was worried that Michael would be burdened by his teammates and cause failure, so I set the current rule. In this way, no matter whether Michael's team loses or not, Michael can still eat the same food as everyone else.
As for the issue of going to bed, the program team has already thought about it, even if Michael's team loses, there is still room for redemption. After all, that team has Jiang Hudong, the so-called 'master of negotiation', if they really lose, then Jiang Hudong will definitely come out to cheat. According to the estimation of the program team, Jiang Hudong should bet with the materials obtained from the dinner blessing, and the program team only needs to push the boat down the river to put some water.
After listening to Luo PD finish talking about the rules, Jiang Hudong immediately urged, regardless of what was written on the board.
Li Xiugen's eyes were sharp, and he jumped out and pointed to the board and said: "Brother Hudong, there are traps here, you see, some of the grids say 'go into the water'." ”
"Hey, what does that mean?"
"Obviously, if you throw the ball into that block, you're going to have to pick one person to represent 'going into the water'. By the way, throwing the ball out of the board is also going to 'go into the water'. ”
At this time, the members became much more serious, especially Jiang Hudong, the expression on his face instantly became a lot more solemn, he gathered everyone together, and told him very seriously: "Everyone must be careful, especially Li Xiugen, don't throw it around, do you know it?" ”
It is no wonder that Jiang Hudong will warn Li Xiugen by name. Among all of them, Li Xiugen is the least good at spinning in place, and every time there is such a link, he is always the one with the worst performance.
After discussing for a while, everyone divided the order, and in line with the intention of throwing the waste cards first, Li Xiugen was sent out first.
"I think we'd better decide who to enter the water first, Brother Xiugen will definitely throw the ball out of bounds." Looking at Li Xiugen's warm-up and aiming movements standing in the middle of the field, MC Meng muttered uncomfortably on the side.
"I think so." Yin Zhiyuan also echoed with the same feelings.
"Shut up, don't lose the momentum first~!" Jiang Hudong was very dissatisfied with the attitude of the 'regretful brother'.
"Brother, are you confident? Then wait a while, if Brother Hidegen throws it away, you will be responsible for 'entering the water'. ”
In "Two Days and One Night", there is a famous saying, which is 'It's better if it's not me'. So after MC Meng's words came out, except for Jiang Hudong, who disagreed, everyone else quickly stood on MC Meng's side and agreed. was so coaxed by everyone, Jiang Hudong could only reluctantly accept this proposal.
"Xiugen. You give me a little serious, if you throw it off, be careful that I clean you up~! As soon as he thought that Li Xiugen was about to enter the water if he threw himself off, Jiang Hudong immediately became nervous. So he yelled a few more words, adding some pressure to Li Xiugen. …,
For athletes, pressure can often be converted into motivation, and Jiang Hudong may think so, so he will yell a few times to warn Li Xiugen. However, he seems to have forgotten that Lee so-geun is not like him, and he is not a retired athlete. So obviously, Li Xiugen didn't get any motivation, he just felt very burdened.
And Li Xiugen is a full-time funny artist, at this time, he will definitely choose a more funny way.
Well, Jiang Hudong is tragic. Don't say that Li Xiugen is not good at this game, even if he is very good at it, with Jiang Hudong's threat. Li Xiugen will definitely deliberately throw the ball away, in order to see the shot of Jiang Hudong entering the water.
Lee so-geun began, as soon as he saw his movements. Jiang Hudong felt that something was wrong. Because Li Xiugen's circle speed is very fast, it is obvious that he will be more dizzy than before.
After ten turns, Li Xiugen's head had not been raised, and he had already sat on the ground. If it were an ordinary person, he would definitely not throw the ball out of the box at this time, but Li Xiugen, hehe, he threw the ball out as soon as he sat down.
I didn't see the board with my eyes, and how could the ball thrown hit it, Li Xiugen's weird throw. It was a full hundred and eighty degrees away from the target, and it was thrown directly into Luo PD's hands.
"Ah~~!! You did it on purpose~! Luo PD looked at the ball in his hand and was speechless, and everyone on the sidelines laughed, but Jiang Hudong couldn't help but be angry, and threw himself at Li Xiugen with a loud roar.
"Huh? Kindness? What about balls? Li Xiugen's feet were soft, his eyes were sloppy, and he was lifted up by Jiang Hudong by the collar. It looked like a dying fish, and it made everyone laugh for a while.
"Jiang Hudong, enter the water~~!"
Hammered the stunned Li Xiugen a few times, Jiang Hudong still did not escape punishment, and after Luo PD's order, he could only be very reluctant to be carried to the water's edge by two staff.
"Okay, okay, I'll do it myself, isn't it just going into the water." Seeing that there was a possibility of being thrown into the water, Jiang Hudong had no choice but to compromise, but the shot of himself taking the initiative to enter the water didn't look so cowardly.
On the way here, Jiang Hudong's OB team has all entered the water once, this is actually his second time in the water today, watching him warm up on the water's edge, MC Meng couldn't help but tease: "Brother, have you brought enough clothes today?" Don't you have a change? ”
"That's it, a few of us can borrow clothes from each other to make do, Brother Hudong, you can't do it, you can't wear a few of our clothes, right?"
"Brother Hudong, why don't you hurry up and ask your assistant to buy some underwear and come back~!" MC Meng, Yin Zhiyuan and Li Jingyuan tacitly agreed to give Jiang Hudong a triple blow.
Actually, these words are not entirely funny. During a previous shooting, there was such a situation, not because he didn't bring enough clothes, but because of the typhoon, Jiang Hudong's nanny car and assistant didn't keep up with the program team, and as a result, he didn't have to change his clothes after getting wet, so he could only borrow Kim Jongmin's clothes to make up. Well, Kim Jong-min's beach pants became boxers when he wore Jiang Hudong, and the other clothes also looked very tight, and he really looked full of laughter, and Jiang Hudong was not less laughed at by the members at that time.
"Just you guys~!" glared at the members hatefully, Jiang Hudong also remembered the troubles of that time, and immediately felt a little embarrassed, just at this time he was almost active, so he jumped directly into the water to hide his embarrassment.
After watching the process of Jiang Hudong entering the water, everyone returned to the camera again and continued to challenge. Lee so-geun's first throw failed, and there was a second chance.
This time he didn't throw out of bounds, but he didn't die, Li Xiugen actually threw the ball on the grid of 'into the water', this result was no different from throwing out of bounds, and everyone was speechless when they saw the thorn ball hanging on the board.
"Brother Hudong, you can work hard again." Several people glanced at each other, and immediately colluded with their eyes, and it was MC Meng who took the lead and besieged Jiang Hudong.
"What?? Do you want me to go into the water? Of course, Jiang Hudong was not happy, and immediately shook his head and refused, and retorted loudly: "Why don't you go~!" ”
"Brother, are you the elder brother, besides, it was Brother Xiugen who threw it just now, and of course you were the one who entered the water."
No matter how unhappy Jiang Hudong was, he still couldn't say that there were so many people, and in desperation, he had to return to the water's edge again and jump into the water.
This time, everyone didn't follow, not because they didn't want to see it, but because Li Jingyuan pulled everyone back.
"I guess Brother Hu Dong will definitely make a suggestion when he comes back, let's guess the boxing and decide who to enter the water. Hehe, are we going to cheat him? ”
Hearing Li Jingyuan's words, the members immediately rolled their eyes and nodded in unison. Well, Jiang Hudong's tragedy is not destined to be over. (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to (.) to vote for recommendation, monthly pass, your support is my biggest motivation. )