Where did you hear that my ambition is to turn Shijie into a paradise for criminals!

Become a lawless shijie after the nuclear war like "Fist of the North Dipper", and there are murderous Moxigans everywhere!

Don't compare me to a miscellaneous soldier with a moxican hair! Don't look at me like this, I am a person who longs for order in troubled times, and when the time comes, I will incarnate as the boxing champion Rao and unify that shijie with violence!

If the living conditions are too cruel, the "kingdom of God" system established by a certain madman can also be used for reference, and the core rules are: only the strong can live, the weak will be banished to the wilderness, and more beautiful women should be robbed to breed the strong next generation......

Is there a harem that is open in the open! When the time comes, from the squad leader to the palace Caicai, it will be my woman or not! Don't despise me! I am for the future of mankind!

As for Shu Zhe, who doesn't work, you give me to go to the wilderness to eat soil!

What the? You ask if Xiaoqin is in my harem? You're forgetful! Isn't this chaotic shijie created by me and Xiaoqin giving birth to countless criminals!

The legend of the harem king at the end of the century is coming soon, so stay tuned!

Ah~~~~~ cranky again! I'm worried about being arrested and put in prison, and my mind is full of feudal dross!

Even if it becomes a barren shijie after a nuclear war, the possibility of the squad leader making me a harem is very small, right? Maybe carry her shotgun on her back and form a "**Free Army" or something like that!

Gong Caicai is not difficult to start, once the civilization is destroyed, whoever picks her up first, she is who's, right?

"Ah, my mother came knocking on the door and asked me if I was sleeping, I was going to hang up the phone first!"

Xiaoqin said to me hurriedly.

I said "um", put down my phone, and continued to think about my future life.

It's not realistic to let Shijie engage in a nuclear war in order to escape the crime, and when the time comes, just protecting Amy's sister will be enough for me......

Do you want me to go off the rails and pretend to be mentally abnormal?

Mentally ill murder is not illegal, this is common sense! I heard that the easiest way to pretend to be crazy is to hold on to the iron railing with both hands and shout, "I'm not crazy-!!" ”

Minors + justified defense + mental illness, these three ** treasures are added together, and the sentence must be many years less, right?

But in that case, I'll be imprisoned in Dongshan Mental Hospital! It is a historical attraction that is older than the Dongsan City Hall, and I heard that the history can be traced back to the pre-liberation period, and the hospital building was rebuilt on the basis of the headquarters of the Japanese devils!

And speaking of Dongshan Mental Hospital, isn't it where Fang Xin lives! That, who said I wanted to change my fate, I went to him...... I really went to him this time!

Even though his prediction that my phone would save my life came true in disbelief, I still couldn't trust him, I didn't want to see him!

With a head full of troubles, I fell into a deep sleep and had several strange dreams.

The first dream was in a mental hospital, Fang Xin taught me the levitation technique, I started very quickly, and for some reason I floated.

"Ye Lin, you did a good job." Fang Xin said, "As long as you continue to cultivate, you can break through the Vortex Illumination Realm, and then reach the Spirit Silence, Yuan Infant, Tribulation, Mahayana, and the arduous task of saving Namek Star will be handed over to you!" ”

To save Namek, you need to transform into a Super Saiyan, isn't it a bit wrong for us to take the route of cultivating the truth!

The second dream is the desolation after the nuclear war, and I was thinking about how to establish a new order in the world on the throne, when the Five Tigers Reconnaissance Team of the Criminal Department came to report:

"Lord Boxing! We've discovered the secret stronghold of the Free Army! Their leader, Shusha, is planning a raid on our grain depot! ”

"Let her come!" I sneered with my cheeks, "I don't agree with my philosophy, I actually want to implement it in troubled times, I want to appreciate the expression on her face when she fails!" ”

The military advisor Cao Gonggong leaned into my ear and said with a smile: "Actually, I have already bribed Shu Sha's adjutant to ensure that she will not come back this time!" ”

The scene turned, and when it was time to decide the battle on the battlefield, after Shusha, who was dressed in military uniform, had exhausted all the bullets, I relied on the asbestos body armor and pressed it in front of her.

"Hmph, this troubled world can't tolerate so much compassion, if you want to survive, you must abandon the weak!"

Shusha, whose face was bloodied, pulled her dagger from her boots and stopped me from getting closer.

"This doesn't make sense, Gong Caicai is also weak, and you Weishenme also keep her?"

In a desperate situation, Shusha's gaze was still so aggressive.

"Wow hahahaha," I said aloud, "to give me a baby, of course!" Our kingdom of God was established by the strong, and we also need beautiful women to continue the generations and create more strong people! ”

After a pause, he looked at Shu Sha with bad intentions.

"I admit that you are a strong man, if you surrender, there will be a place for you in the kingdom of God, not only the way to give birth to me......"

"Shameless!" Shusha scolded me, and suddenly asked again, "What happened to Amy?" Someone who is weaker than Gong Caicai, you have been raising her and not marrying anyone, according to your theory, shouldn't she give birth to a child with a strong person? ”

"This ......" I was speechless for a while, so I had to say strongly: "The general of the defeated army, why should you take care of my family's affairs!" You should surrender quickly, or I'll kill all your men!" ”

"As a sign of sincerity, and to prevent you from carrying weapons, you strip me off my underwear and put your hands behind my back!"

When I was proud, the walkie-talkie on my waist suddenly rang, and the voice of Gonggong Cao killing a pig came out:

"Oh no! Champion of Fighters! Queen Xiaoqin thinks that you have made Gong Caicai pregnant again, and now she plans to ...... Before the battle, he took his wife and set fire to the palace that was finally built! ”

Yes! I was in a cold sweat, woke up suddenly, sat up from the bed, and exclaimed, "My harem-!! ”

Sure enough, it was a dream, the harem was empty, and I was still facing the real problem of being arrested and put in prison.

As a result, the next day, no police came to me, but Xiong Yaoyue called me and asked me if I wanted to see the progress of her LOL team, which scared me so much that I almost had a heart attack, and of course I didn't visit.

Whenever the sound of a police car ringing outside the window, I was always nervous, hoping that it would not come to arrest me, and at the same time, I felt that if it was to arrest me, it would also make me feel sick.

I don't think it's a matter of tossing until the afternoon, and instead of sitting in the city of sorrow, it is better to deal with the problem positively.

First of all, I have to heal the contusion of my right leg knee joint, otherwise in prison or detention center, I can't move, how can I defend my chrysanthemum?

So I went to Zhao's Orthopaedic Hospital, where Xiaoqin broke my arm last time, and it was there that I was treated.

Dr. Zhao of the Orthopaedic Hospital is the biological brother of Dr. Zhao in the pet hospital, and his medical skills are not bad.

After Dr. Zhao saw me, before I could speak, he judged from my gait that I was coming to see a doctor.

"Someone hit someone in the right leg? You martial arts practitioners...... But don't worry, it's completely normal! ”

After taking pictures and palpating on me, Dr. Zhao said that my injury was a soft tissue contusion, which was much lighter than the last time Xiaoqin broke a bone for me, and only gave me some external dressings and sent me away.

"I wasn't beaten by Xiaoqin this time, was I?" Dr. Zhao asked me with a smile when he gave me the medicine.

"Not really!" I blushed and said, "Yes...... It was I who went to the underground boxing tournament to join in the fun, and I was just a little injured. ”

"Huh? Underground boxing? It turns out that what they said is true! ”

Dr. Zhao had actually heard about the underground boxing match.

"It is said that there is a nouveau riche who sells high-end watches in our Dongshan City, chatting with the nouveau riche from other provinces, and is looked down upon by the other party, saying that Dongshan City is very backward and has nothing, and they even have a ...... of underground boxing competitions that are popular in the West."

"So our nouveau riche quit, and we had to hold an underground boxing match in Dongshan City, so I drove the ducks to the shelves, invited a wedding company emcee to be the host, and invited a third-rate director to plan the competition, I heard that the director seems to be surnamed Cao ......"

Isn't Nima Director Cao! I said that the undisciplined "Japan-South Korea Battle" is so familiar, it turned out that Director Cao, you planned it!

As for the nouveau riche who sells high-end watches, isn't he the investor of "Bloody Battle in Jinling", a close partner who was arrested for prostitution with Director Cao! There's no need to compete with people from other provinces in strange places!

After Dr. Zhao's treatment, my pain was significantly reduced and I was less lame when I walked.

In other words, since my father finished compiling the teaching materials and returned from the hotel, the "original underwear" business of the Happy Valley Love Store has been in a semi-stagnant state.

It's not that my dad is orthodox, and he thinks that selling original underwear is detrimental to his personality and national character, but he is particularly particular about credibility, and we sell pseudo-mother's underwear as girl's underwear, if he knows, he will definitely not agree.

"If you write on the product that the model is a pseudo-mother, I agree that you will continue to sell!"

He must have said that then, right?

Although Dongshan City is small, there are a bunch of perverts, even if it is a pseudo-mother's underwear, maybe there is a market.

But forget it, I don't want the Happy Valley sex toy store to set a record of "being the first to sell pseudo-girl panties in China".

Now there are only a few regular customers who buy original underwear from Shu Zhe, and this part of the business was outsourced to Shu Zhe, and the customer service number of "Southern Red Bean" was fixed to Shu Zhe to use, and I said to my father that it was a classmate of mine who wanted to learn the management methods of the online store, so he volunteered to help.

"Xiaolin, don't take advantage of others! Even if you want to learn from experience, you can at least invite someone to eat a few meals or something......"

Dad, don't worry! Shu Zhe is so cunning, who can take advantage of him! At most, I'll let him blow a few red-lipped love balloons, and deduct some of the profits and donate them to special education schools!

Now I'm going to be arrested and put in prison.,Shouldn't the original underwear business also be stopped?,Anyway, I can't expect my dad to cooperate with Shu Zhe.,It's really annoying.,No wonder everyone says,Before you die,You must format your hard drive!

Sitting in front of the computer, staring at the pages of the online store, thinking a lot, but I didn't do anything, and I still didn't wait for the police to come in and check the water meter.

Are you here or not! Torture Lao Tzu to death!

Another page of the calendar turned, Tuesday, July 30th, and by noon, no one had come to arrest me.

I suddenly remembered that while I still have freedom, I should go and say goodbye to Amy, she has been busy filming recently, except for the day before yesterday, Xiong Yaoyue secretly filmed me and Xiaoqin dating, she hasn't seen me for a few days.