Chapter 0014: Little Northeast's Prank
After coming to the parking lot, Xu Yun had a serious problem, the 7 Series BMW they "borrowed" from Niu Hongtian was directly locked by someone! The security guard doesn't do this kind of thing, and the guests who park here can't afford to mess with him even if they drive Baojun, let alone drive a BMW.
"Who is so lacking in virtue!" Xiao Dongbei hated.
Xu Yun smiled slightly: "It seems that you can't tie people up with adhesive tape." Wang Longhuang didn't show up just now, it must have been Niu Hongtian who called to report the news, his car was locked, and he must have arranged someone to do it. I'm afraid that we won't return his car if we drive him away. ”
Xiao Dongbei looked around, but didn't see any suspicious people: "It is estimated that the person who locked the wheels has also been hidden, Brother Yun, how can we go back?" Running back? ”
"I don't have the energy to exercise right now." Xu Yun said: "Let's take a taxi back, but we can't drive this car, and we can't let Niu Hongtian drive so smoothly, right?" ”
Xiao Dongbei looked at Xu Yun and immediately nodded with a wicked smile: "Understood!" I let him come in a moment, and he could only stare dryly. After speaking, Xu Yun opened the car door, and Xiao Dongbei got into it directly, and about two minutes later, Xiao Dongbei got out of the car satisfied.
"You're really damaging this trick." Xu Yun smiled bitterly: "Wouldn't this be too ruthless and disgusting?" As long as your brain can come up with this ghost idea, I am willing to bow down and admire you. When Niu Hongtian comes, he will definitely be mad. ”
"Brother Yun, I didn't mean to do this." Little Northeast Road.
Xu Yun shook his head helplessly: "I mean let you go in and dismantle the steering wheel for him, and cut the ignition wire for him, I didn't let you do it." Be the first to update"
"Hehe, I didn't understand what you meant, but my trick is definitely more interesting than your trick of cutting the firing wire." Xiao Dongbei said: "In that case, he will find someone to repair the car at most, in this case, I guarantee that he can only deal with it at a low price." ”
"It seems that you really can't buy a second-hand car that you don't understand in the future." Xu Yun smiled bitterly: "The cheaper it is, the easier it is to have a big problem." ”
The two walked to the side of the road and took a taxi to leave, and threw the BMW car keys into the sewer along the way.
Just after Xu Yun and Xiao Dongbei left, an inconspicuous Mazdane in the corner of the parking lot walked down the two of them, sneakily came to the 7 series BMW, and after observing for a long time, he put his mind at ease, one leaned over to drive the wheel lock, and the other quickly dialed the phone: "Brother Hei Niu, we've got it!" Those two guys are gone! ”
"Mmmm, don't worry, I guarantee the car is fine! Nothing at all! After the kid promised, he hung up the phone triumphantly, and then said to his companion: "Brother Niu said, I'll be here in ten minutes, how about it, isn't it easy to earn this thousand yuan?" ”
"It's simple, it's too simple." The other person also nodded vigorously, and came over to lock the wheels, and after waiting for less than ten minutes, he got a thousand yuan, of course, it was simple. Be the first to update
Sure enough, ten minutes later, Niu Hongtian hurriedly took a taxi over, and after getting out of the car, he took out his wallet and ordered a thousand yuan and threw it to the two boys: "Okay, today's matter is thanks to you." Brother Niu, what good things are indispensable for you! ”
The two guys excitedly took the money, and only after thanking them did they drive away.
Niu Hongtian took out the spare key he found home in his pocket, and sighed infinitely in his heart, tonight he lost his wife and soldiers, and he didn't extort much money by letting his younger brother pretend to be a traffic policeman, and so many thugs under him were all in the hospital! Getting into such a situation, he was afraid of being embarrassed and couldn't call others to say. And Emperor Wang Long's attitude towards him was also very indifferent, he didn't know if he had offended him or not.
All this was caused to him by those two Cayenne kids! But Niu Hongtian's gnashing of teeth can't be good, he doesn't have the strength to deal with others at all. Moreover, these two guys were not killed by the people arranged by Emperor Wang Longhuang, and they were able to leave with a swagger, which made him even more uneasy.
Now the only thing that can calm Niu Hongtian's mood is that his car has been lost and recovered, this car has only been changed for three months, he is very cute, he has liked the BMW brand since he was a child, and he likes it more than Mercedes-Benz!
As soon as I opened the door, a strong stench came to my face! Niu Hongtian didn't know that there would be such a smell, and he didn't have time to hold his breath, this smell almost made him vomit out all the supper he had eaten last night!
That's a deception, isn't it? actually peeed in his million-dollar luxury car! Niu Hongtian's fists were almost crushed, and that kind of grievance and anger really wasn't something anyone could understand!
Looking at the puddle of urine on the big surrounding mat under the driver's seat, Niu Hongtian had the urge to hit his head against the wall! He swore he'd never done anything so disgusting in his life! But now that the little brothers around him are in the hospital one by one, who can help him solve it?!
He could only take out the big encircling mat with his own hands and throw it directly into the green belt of the parking lot!
"Damn bastards! Don't give me a chance to catch you, catch you, I'm going to kill you! Niu Hong's whole body trembled, he had to vent this resentment, otherwise he would at least be able to live for a year and a half!
Although the smell in the car is still very strong, Niu Hongtian is also afraid of long nights and dreams, if he waits here to dry the smell clean, what if those two guys come back. More and faster chapters are here. It's better to hurry up and drive home and put it in the garage, open the windows and dry it slowly!
Niu Hongtian sat in the car with his buttocks, and his buttocks immediately gave him a sticky and warm feeling, he reached out and touched it in a panic, and the sticky feeling definitely made him unforgettable for life! It's not just pee in this car! It turns out that there is still poop?!
Doesn't it cost to play with the dead?! Niu Hongtian swears that he is not ready to ask for this car again if he kills it! In the future, he will never want a BMW when he buys a car, as long as he thinks of BMW in this life, there will be a shadow on his butt and hands that cannot be washed away with disinfectant!
In fact, Xiao Dongbei didn't mean to, he originally wanted to pee and teach Niu Hongtian a lesson, but after unbuttoning his pants, his stomach was a little cold, and he couldn't help but make it convenient in the driver's seat of Niu Hongtian's car.
And he used up the only pack of tissues left in the car......
So now Niu Hongtian's hands and pants are covered with sticky, and he can't even find anything to wipe it! Niu Hongtian finally became ruthless, took off his pants and wiped the saddle, took off his clothes and wiped his hands, and then threw them all away! Drive home with only close-fitting pants!
This shirtless car is really very high-turning, and whenever you wait for a red light, there will always be pedestrians looking into the car with strange eyes. No matter whether they saw it or not, Niu Hongtian felt like he was being humiliated! The worst night in his life was definitely not when he went to bed and found that he had impotence, but sitting on the poop and driving tonight!
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