Chapter 981: I'm sorry, I caught it wrong!

At the beginning of the lanterns, the base of the one thousand and one was full of lights and beaming. There is no tension of the competition, but there is a festive atmosphere everywhere.

It's almost seven o'clock, and the Xuanwu competition is about to begin. Looking at the members of Hanmang who entered the arena one after another, Zhen Cheng kept nodding and greeting.

"Toot toot-" Zhen Cheng's phone rang suddenly, Zhen Cheng didn't look at it, hurriedly left the warehouse, and stood at the door to answer the phone.

"I'm lost! Come pick me up! Zhou Yubing's arrogant voice came from the other side of the phone, "You are a pig, you can't find No. 1 100 Dongdazhi Street?" "Except for Bai Lingsu, all the members of Hanmang have to come to the one thousand and one at night, because they have to do a good job in the Xuanwu competition at night, and they also have to deal with the challenges of shili from all parties that may come.

Bu Haiqiao and Du Ruyan arrived together, Guo Chengqiang and Wu Hao also arrived, Liu Ying arrived even earlier, joking with other brothers, and the only one left before arrived was Zhou Yubing. The reason for being late was actually like this, Zhen Cheng was mad with anger.

"What are you murderous? I don't owe you money, I haven't driven overnight at night, isn't it normal to get lost? Last time I said that I would take a psychological test to come to one thousand and one, but you didn't let me come, and now that I'm lost, you get angry, don't you think your aunt and grandmother are bullying! Zhou Yubing parked the car on the shoulder of the viaduct and shouted loudly to the irritable whistle, "Hurry up and pick me up!" ”

"I'll take your fart! You're stripped naked on the elevated shelf and go to sleep! Zhen Cheng was so angry that his liver hurt, and he really regretted making a deal with Han Yong, and actually recruited a road idiot aunt and grandmother.

"If you don't come, I'll put the car in the middle of the road, and I'll block all the sons and brothers who are going to come to the one thousand and one, and I'll see how you do that bullshit competition!" Zhou Yubing yelled angrily, "Are you coming? ”

Zhen Cheng's fingers were white and his lips were purple, if there could be an airplane at this time, Zhen Cheng really wanted to launch a missile to directly kill Zhou Yubing and blow off that damn big white leg.

"Do you want to come?" Zhou Yubing stepped on the accelerator and scared.

"! Wait! Zhen Cheng hung up the phone angrily, turned around and ran to the car outside. There's no way, it's just an elevated opening to one thousand and one, if Zhou Yubing really does that, then the result is really like that. The worst thing is that Wu Xin and the bus of the beautiful cheerleaders did not come.

"Dog, you go out with me!" Thinking about Zhou Yubing's road idiot, Zhen Cheng felt that it was better to take the driver steadily, otherwise he would not be able to keep up, and if he ran away again, he would not have to participate in the evening competition.

"Good!" The dog baby is dressed in a black leather coat and looks very handsome. Originally, I didn't know what to help Sun Er, and I didn't like to chat alone, but when I heard the master's greeting, I followed Zhen Cheng out happily and quietly.

The cow baby is noisy, and from the first minute, he can talk to you until you close your eyes; The dog baby is silent, as long as you don't ask, follow you like a shadow for a day, and won't say a word.

Zhen Cheng was choked by Zhou Yubing's anger, the car drove fast, and he didn't want to speak. Seeing that the car in front of me was a little congested, I thought, "I don't know if there is?" The dog baby sat in the passenger seat, fiddling with new clothes, and replied with a red face and some nervousness.

"What is this called, why do you have to compete at night, you still don't know?" Zhen Cheng frowned, and asked very dissatisfied.

"I'm the fourth, but Section Chief Sun said that there will be three games tonight!"

"Isn't that there, inkblot!" Zhen Cheng said angrily.

"Not really!" Gou Wazi felt that the master was in a bad mood today, and explained in a low voice, "Section Chief Sun said that if no one comes to play today, our Xuanwu will have two more games, so that the ten preliminaries of Xuanwu will be completed in two days!" ”

"Oh! That's it! Zhen Cheng blushed a little because of his anger just now. After thinking for a moment, he asked, "Is your opponent confirmed?" ”

"Not yet! Our Xuanwu's lottery competition is different from that of the Green Dragon and White Tiger! "Dog baby really wants to say, why don't you, the director, even know how our Xuanwu draws lots!

"You explain it in detail, I really don't know!" Zhen Cheng asked without feeling embarrassed at all.

"There are a total of twenty people participating in this Xuanwu competition! After dinner we drew the numbers and I was number four! But No. 4 only represents the number of games, and I don't know the opponent, the only thing that can be ruled out is that No. 1 to No. 3 are not my opponents, and everything else is possible! Wait until the third game starts before my opponent can be produced! "The dog baby doesn't talk much, but he speaks succinctly and clearly.

"If you continue to fight like this, will those who fail have a second chance to be drawn?" Zhen Cheng felt that this lottery was fun, but he didn't understand what kind of creativity this kind of lottery was.

"Nope! The 10 losers will have to fight a dogfight, and the two winners will advance to the top 12! Then there are six games in the final stage, and it will not be over until the final produces the section chief of Xuanwu! ”

"This is a good method, you can play nearly twenty games, and charge a little more for tickets!" Zhen Cheng said as he drove the car to the buffer zone and stopped, because Zhen Cheng had already seen Zhou Yubing leaning on the red Ferrari very indecently, turning on the double jump lights and waiting for him like a prostitute standing on the street. "You drive back, I'll pick up the problem girl!" Zhen Cheng commanded and quickly got out of the car.

After getting out of the car, Zhen Cheng quickly jumped over the cement separation belt more than one meter high in the middle, and quickly rushed to Zhou Yubing's side, and said with an ugly face, "Are you going to let the driver pretend to kill you!" ”

"Get out!" Zhou Yubing directly threw a handful of melon seeds on Zhen Cheng's body, and scolded angrily, "Can you still speak!" ”

"If you get to it again, I'll put you on the hood and insult you!" Seeing Zhou Yubing wearing a red leather coat from Suzaku, Zhen Cheng had the urge to have a nosebleed. Looking at Zhou Yubing's bumpy and slender figure, he was very threatening to be a hooligan.

"Perverted!" Zhou Yubing saw that Zhen Cheng had already sat in the cab, cursed, and hurriedly sat in the co-pilot's seat and fastened his seat belt. And then it was very windy: "Are you encouraging me to drive my car under the elevated road?" Zhen Cheng glanced at Zhou Yubing's long legs, swallowed his saliva, resisted the urge to reach out and touch it, and warned loudly.

"Are my thighs beautiful?" Zhou Yubing looked at Zhen Cheng's flushed face and said very seductively and provocatively, "Do you dare to touch it?" ”

"Do you know what you're doing?" Zhen Cheng felt a nosebleed up, and his right hand was a little disobedient. Sniffing the body fragrance of the girl in the carriage, Zhen Cheng asked calmly.

"What behavior?" Zhou Yubing shook his long legs proudly and asked with a smile, "According to the analysis of this psychological expert, your current hormone secretion has been excessive!" ”

"You're *** this is in*, seduce me* you! Legally, I'm XXOO for you now, and I won't be sentenced in general! Zhen Cheng turned his head to look behind, and a bus kept honking its horn.

"Giggles! Don't you dare? Zhou Yubing chewed gum and suddenly turned his head to blow bubbles at Zhen Cheng.

"Damn it, touch it!" Zhen Cheng held the steering wheel with his left hand, braked firmly with his right foot, and a sinful black hand touched Zhou Yubing's thigh.

"Ahh Shameless, how can you really touch it? Zhou Yubing hurriedly turned his head and exclaimed loudly and angrily.

"Funny! Why didn't I touch what you just asked me to touch? Zhen Cheng felt that the right hand he had touched was very comfortable, but unfortunately, he forgot to pinch it just now to feel the elasticity.

"Will you touch me again?" Zhou Yubing clenched his fists angrily and shouted loudly.

"Touch it!" Zhen Cheng stretched out his right hand and touched it quickly, this time pinching it by the way. It was very tense and elastic, and Zhen Cheng even felt Zhou Yubing's whole body trembling. But whether it was a physiological reaction or being angry with himself, Zhen Cheng was not clear.

"Ahh What a bitch! Zhou Yubing's face was flushed with anger, and before he could retract his feet, he stretched out his hands to beat Zhen Cheng's shoulders and head.

"Di Di Di-" The rapid whistle from the bus behind him, and the constant change of the far and near lights reminded Zhen Cheng to overtake.

"Don't thrash, it's going to crash!" Zhen Cheng warned with a smile on his face, "If you die, you won't be able to touch your big white legs again!" ”

"You dead rascal, big brute!" Zhou Yubing angrily pulled the steering wheel.

"Big truck, you're looking for death!" Zhen Cheng's right hand has been entangled with Zhou Yubing's hands, but he didn't expect Zhou Yubing to suddenly go crazy with the steering wheel, Xiangyou saw that the car was about to rear-end, and hurriedly stepped on the brake with his right foot, and pulled the handbrake with his right hand.

"Squeak!" The truck in front of him suddenly accelerated, and Zhen Cheng's car let out a piercing scream and slid out of the long distance.

"You're looking for death!" Zhen Cheng shouted loudly.

"Click!" The bus that had been preparing to overtake behind it was speeding past Zhen Cheng's cab, and Zhen Cheng felt the sound of his mobile phone taking pictures from the position of his cab. Zhen Cheng subconsciously raised his head, his eyes glazed over, and his face was full of pain. The bus's "How long are you going to catch it!" Before Zhen Cheng came back to his senses, he heard Zhou Yubing's voice trembling and coldly scolding.

"How long does it take?" Zhen Cheng came back to his senses from Wu Xin's shocked photo and looked down at his right hand. I just felt my face blush and my heart beating, and I really wanted to find a hole to get into.

One of his right hands, in a panic, did not touch the handbrake, but touched between Zhou Yubing's legs, and was pulling in the shape of a chicken claw.

In a short moment, so many thrilling and unexpected things happened, Zhen Cheng was about to collapse.

"Sorry! Caught the wrong one! Zhen Cheng's face was flushed, and he hurriedly withdrew his right hand in embarrassment, and couldn't hold back a sentence that made Zhou Yubing crazy.

"! Why don't you catch your own! Woo woo woo woo - " Zhou Yubing scolded, quickly retracted his legs, and cried loudly on the * stage aggrievedly.

"! Now it's over! Zhen Cheng hurriedly gathered his mind and concentrated on driving, but he was thinking in his heart about how he should spend tonight. Now it's Zhou Yubing crying, and when he goes back at night, he can't make sure that he cries, but Wu Xin has photo evidence there. What kind of psychological quality do you have, this handbrake is too outrageous! Fortunately, Zhou Yubing is wearing underwear, otherwise would she be responsible for accepting women again?

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