The little fat man Zuo Xiong was so engrossed in stealing the saddle that he didn't even notice that I was approaching the squad leader before I could stop him.

Stop it, bastard! If you steal the saddle and only the steel pipe below is left, it is already dark now, what if the squad leader does not see clearly and sits on it (although it is very unlikely) and is poked by the steel pipe!

After my shout, he shook and looked up at me with dark eyes.

Since my sunglasses were still hanging on his nose, he didn't recognize me at first sight, but the squad leader behind me made him even more alarmed.

Ah, it's so familiar, it's the kind of eyes that look at kitchen waste! The squad leader finally looks at others with this kind of eyes!

Finding that the eyes of the goddess in his heart were full of contempt, Zuo Xiong was deeply shocked, he abandoned the bicycle seat, turned around and ran, and shouted loudly as he ran:

"I'm not Zuo Xiong! You've got the wrong person! ”

I'm in a hurry! None of us said you were Zuo Xiong! You have no silver here for three hundred taels!

"Do you want to chase?" Because I was carrying a lot of things in my hand, I asked the squad leader for advice.

"No need," the squad leader sighed, "he didn't remove the saddle anyway......"

Before the words fell, a new situation emerged.

When Zuo Xiong fled in a hurry along the street, he was still holding the wrench used to dismantle the car seat, and there happened to be a traffic police officer in front of him who was dealing with drunk driving.

The little traffic policeman is yellow and thin, because the drunk driver is nervous because of a "someone above me", and he was hit by Zuo Xiong and didn't matter, mainly because the big wrench in Zuo Xiong's hand scared the traffic police enough.

"Huh? How dare you attack the police!? ”

As he spoke, the traffic policeman went to pick up the baton on his waist.

"Wronged! I didn't attack the police! ”

Zuo Xiong cried and ran to the road, and the drunk driver took advantage of the traffic police's distraction, stepped on the accelerator of the truck and planned to escape, but the truck that had just started hit Zuo Xiong! It flew out like a round ball! It's falling on a cart of watermelons! The watermelons were all broken and dyed with red pulp on Zuo Xiong's body, and the melon seller said that he was very sad!

After all, Zuo Xiong was our classmate, and his life was at stake, so the squad leader shouted to me "go over and take a look", and ran over first.

I followed from behind and found Zuo Xiong lying on a cart full of broken watermelons, probably a little concussion, and he saw that he was red and thought he would not survive.

Zuo Xiong, whose expression seemed to be smiling, stretched out a trembling hand to the squad leader, and the squad leader took a step back in disgust.

"120? Someone here was hit by a car and the location is ......"

Despite this, the squad leader called the emergency number for him.

Seeing that the squad leader ignored him, Zuo Xiong turned his head again in a trance, and said to me beside him:

"During the physical examination, the doctor said that I had high blood sugar, but I didn't believe it, but I didn't expect my blood to be really sweet......"

Nonsense! That's not blood, it's watermelon! The melon seller is very confident in the sweet watermelon! Because the squad leader dialed the emergency number for you, the hawker pestered the squad leader in the hope of getting compensation!

The squad leader explained to the melon sellers: "In the case of a series of traffic accidents, the perpetrator of the first accident is primarily responsible. ”

After listening to the squad leader's words, the hawker suddenly turned to pester the truck driver.

"You pay my melon!" The vendor held a watermelon knife to stop the truck driver who wanted to jump out of the car and escape, "If you don't take out 18,000 today, don't think about leaving!" ”

The truck driver, who was full of alcohol and sweaty shirts, said angrily: "Do you think you are selling cakes?"

"Put the knife away!" The little traffic policeman stepped between the two, "What do you have to say in the bureau!" ”

Lying among the wreckage of the watermelon, Zuo Xiong thought that he would die soon, and continued to say to me in a daze:

"I can't get Sasha's love in this life, I will definitely be in the next life, I will definitely ......"

Don't call the squad leader so insensitive! Listening to Shu Zhe, only the parents of the class leader call her "Sasha"! And what are you going to do in the next life!

"In the next life, I must become ...... Sasaddle ......"

Damn, did you the saddle! Now that you're going to die, why don't you make a more ambitious wish!

After saying these words, Zuo Xiong's neck tilted to the right, and he died...... No, I passed out.

I felt that since Zuo Xiong's surname was Zuo, his neck should be tilted to the left, so I kindly helped him correct this mistake.

When I turned around, I was going to ask the squad leader who suffered from obsessive-compulsive disorder for credit, but unfortunately the squad leader didn't notice my move.

I suddenly thought of something very important, so I temporarily handed the two shopping bags to the squad leader, and then took out the big wrench from the unconscious Zuo Xiong's hand, returned to the squad leader's bicycle, and retightened the bolts that had been loosened under the saddle.

"It's safe now!" I patted the saddle of the bicycle and asked the squad leader for a second time.

Huh? The squad leader doesn't seem to want to praise me too much! Could it be that I, who slapped the saddle of the bicycle several times, looked like I was using the guise of repairing the bicycle to make indirect contact with the buttocks of the squad leader?

The squad leader coughed lightly and reminded me, "Give back someone's wrench." ”

I glanced at the scene of the accident, and because there was a hospital nearby, the ambulance had already arrived at a gallop, and the paramedics were carrying Zuo Xiong into the car.

"What else is he going to do? Tear down your saddle later? I quipped, "I helped him eliminate the evidence of the assault, but I helped him a lot!" ”

So the super murder weapon was temporarily in my shoulder bag.

After this dangerous episode, the squad leader seemed to feel that he almost lost his life because of his relationship, so he was a little afraid and blamed himself. She didn't talk to me more, put her goods in the bicycle basket, stepped neatly into the saddle, and rode away.

"It's a weekend tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, don't patronize and play, remember to do your homework."

The squad leader told me before leaving.

"If I'm done with all my homework, can you let me touch my ass?"

I wanted to answer like this, but on the surface I had to nod silently to show my obedience.

I looked at my watch, it was already eight o'clock in the evening, so I hurried to take a taxi to my father's hotel, otherwise the matter of signing the essay would be delayed until tomorrow.

Because the squad leader forcibly bought the bottle of pulses that I was going to drink on the road, I sat in the back seat of the taxi, felt a little thirsty, and did not talk to the talkative taxi driver.

After a short time, I came to the front of the hotel, the light in the car was a little dim, I took off the sunglasses I had brought all the way and began to look for my wallet in my shoulder bag.

Seeing my vicious eyes in the rearview mirror, and the taxi driver who was talking and laughing just now, I couldn't help but shiver.

Hey, this wrench is really in the way, I knew I wouldn't have put it in it.

I took the wrench out of my bag first.

The driver, who was already playing the drum in his heart, immediately sweated profusely when he saw this vicious wrench, and begged for mercy vigorously:

"Big brother! Big brother, I don't need the car money! Lift up your noble hand and let me go! ”

"I have an 80-year-old mother and a wife and children who are less than a month old, and if you want my life, they will starve to death!"

Nima thinks I'm a robber and murderer! If your mother is 80 years old, you can't call me big brother no matter what you say! And what's going on with the wife and children who are not yet a month old! Wrong! If the wife is less than a month, it is an absolute ghost animal super young 'female control'! Uncle Police is this person! Hurry up and put him in prison and sit through the prison!

I finally paid the driver the full amount of the car, gave him the wrench by the way, patted him on the shoulder and said:

"Master driver, keep this wrench for self-defense!"

The driver was very moved, and said goodbye to me with tears in his eyes:

"There is true love in the world, but I didn't expect that there are good people in the underworld!"

Give me back the wrench! Who is the underworld! Don't run away with one foot on the gas pedal like I'm going to shoot with a submachine gun!

Speaking of which, this is the first time I've come to this hotel, probably because of its proximity to the university town in the East End, and there are a lot of college students who come in pairs to open rooms.

In order not to be mistaken for a wanted criminal, I put on my sunglasses again.

The front desk of the hotel was quite lax, because I was busy checking in for the young couples, and I, the visitor, just said "I'm looking for my dad" and gave the room number, and they let me go.

Do they think that if they come to the door to find fault or catch adulterers, they won't call other people's fathers undisciplinedly?

In order to exercise, I didn't take the elevator, but climbed the stairs to the second floor.

When I walked to the door of my father's room, I was about to knock on the door, but I heard a woman's noise from inside.

Huh? Dad, you have finally been under the bad influence of Director Cao, and you can't help but be lonely and cry chickens! Not only do you call chickens, but you don't give people money? Although I have some cash in my wallet, my son is really degrading to the extreme!

Listen carefully, it's not right, this high-volume female voice seems to be Aunt Ren.

"Give me back the necklace! It was a relic left to me by my mother! It's memorable! ”

Another submissive male voice is naturally my dad.

"I didn't take your necklace! Did you lose it somewhere else? ”

"Nonsense! I don't even take that necklace off when I sleep! It must have been last Saturday night...... Dumped at that time! You're hiding, aren't you!? ”

"I didn't...... If the silver necklace is used, will it be taken away by the cleaner when he sweeps the floor......"

"Cleaner? Then it's up to you to come forward and ask the hotel to provide the latest week's room surveillance video! I'm going to see who stole it! ”

"That...... There shouldn't be a camera in the room, right? If there were, wouldn't it have been all recorded last Saturday......"

"Shut up! Didn't I tell you you weren't allowed to mention that! ”

"Yes, yes......"

"What is!? You say, do you have any bad thoughts about me? Are you going to text me out for dinner? ”

"No, it's nothing, I just want to enhance our relationship, and we're old neighbors......"

"What an old neighbor! There is no affection between me and you! Do you really think I have a crush on you? ”

“……”

"Listen to me! Aren't you selling sex toys? The nature of last Saturday's incident is just like I used you like a sex toy once! ”

Dad weakly reminded: "Not once, it's four times......"

Even though I was through the door, I could imagine the flush on Aunt Ren's face.

"What's wrong with four times! Could it be that you are still planning to ask me for a usage fee? ”

"Don't dare, even if you have to pay for the use, I will pay ......"

"What did you say!?"

"No, no, I said it wrong......"

My father, who has repeatedly admitted his mistakes, does not have the backbone of the chief designer of Shenzhou 10 at all, and has lost the face of me, the prince of Sparta.