Chapter 1012: Damn the Glass Window

The competition has not yet resumed, and the brothers of the Xuanwu War Department are hiding in their rooms after lunch and doing messy things to pass the boring time. () Playing cards, karaoke, sitting and chatting together and bragging, almost no room on the entire third floor is stopped.

Although they are all a little younger than Zhen Cheng, in terms of play, Zhen Cheng can only be classified as an old antique.

Things gather by like, people by groups, this sentence is not bad at all. When Shi Aogen, Jiang Shiheng and the others gathered in the dog baby's room to discuss the problems encountered in cultivation, Niu Wazi's room also gathered two perverts with obscene faces.

Niu Wazi sat on the sofa barefoot, adding oil and vinegar and dancing with her eyebrows dancing eloquently.

"When I kicked open the door and rushed into the box, I was gone, and my eyes were full of white flowers-ahem--" Niu Wazi looked at the red wolf and the hungry wolf a few times, raised the hand that had just finished buckling his feet, rubbed his throat, and said, "I'm a little thirsty!" ”

"Niu Wazi, let's talk about it, did Director Zhen overthrow Yin Rou, why did you pinch the film as soon as you arrived at a critical place! Let's get to the point, tell me what you saw when you went in! What kind of white flowers, is it thighs, or breasts! The red dragon looked at the cow baby and urged loudly.

"Hurry! Reading the novel serialization is more worrying than mine.,Wait with peace of mind! Niu Wazi crossed her legs on the sofa, glanced at the red dragon and said, "How can you talk about it if you don't give the master a cup of tea to moisten his throat!" ”

"Damn, I'll drown you in a cup of urine!" The hungry wolf scolded angrily, "I guess there must be nothing! ”

"Then you're wrong, there's definitely something!" Niu Wazi looked at the hungry wolf with a determined face and said loudly.

"Then you swear first, or I won't pour you tea!" I've heard you tell such a little story, and I've poured you tea a few times! I'm almost ready to run away! ”

"Swear and swear!" Niu Wazi finished eating the food made by Yin Rou at noon, drank some wine again, gnawed some pig's trotters, his little face was red and fluttering, his throat was dry and he wanted to drink water, and when he saw that the red dragon didn't give him tea to drink, he raised his right hand and said loudly, "I promise that the next story will be more exciting, otherwise the lightning and thunder will roar, and the five thunders will hit the top, and you will not die!" ”

"Boom-boom-"

As soon as Niu Wazi's words fell, Honglong and the others felt the roof and floor tremble again. The smell of dust mixed with gunpowder poured in through the cracks in the window.

"Holy! So accurate! Niu Wazi turned pale with fright, and stood on the ground barefoot and wailed loudly in a daze.

"Rely on Mao, hurry up and take a look, it's a bomb attack!" The hungry wolf scolded very calmly, turned around and quickly rushed to the door.

The red dragon didn't say a word, and quickly followed the hungry wolf away.

"Isn't it stupid, don't you open the window and see it? Isn't running out of the corridor too? Niu Wazi hurriedly found her shoes and ran to the window of the room. Damn, what kind of room is this, why are the windows so small! ”

Niu Wazi opened the window and looked out, only to feel that it was gray outside, and a group of people standing downstairs were pointing, "What the hell is going on!" "Niu Wazi looked left and right, except for a few broken glasses in a few rooms, nothing happened." It's upstairs for sure! Niu Wazi pulled the curtains, and directly came to an upside-down onion, supported his feet on the windowsill, and pulled the curtains with both hands, looking at the upstairs very leisurely.

"You want to die, don't you?" Niu Wazi was shocked and before he could speak, the master's voice came over, the difference was that Zhen Cheng was sitting on the windowsill. No, to be exact, Zhen Cheng was sitting on the floor of the room, because the windows and windowsills of the entire bedroom had disappeared in the rumble just now.

"Holy! Can you save me a little bit of heart a day, why do you always like to play with heartbeats! Niu Wazi saw that the master's coquettish pigtails were full of dust, and even his clothes were scratched in a few places, and he asked speechlessly, "Are your kidney functions too good, and you fart so much!" ”

"You're going to die!" Zhen Cheng touched a loose piece and turned his head and raised his hand to scare, "If you have to do it again, I will smash you to death with a brick!" ”

"Haha, you can't hit it, I can swing and dodge!" Niu Wazi swayed while smiling and said angrily, "You said that our master and apprentice have a lot of fate!" ”

"It's fate!" Zhen Cheng glanced at Niu Wazi's curtains, restrained his smile and said seriously, "I'm going to teach you light skills from today onwards!" ”

"Really? You're not going to be blown up, are you? Niu Wazi has always dreamed of learning light skills, so that she can pull the wind of the pickle girl, but the master does not teach, hearing the master said that he wants to teach himself light skills, Niu Wazi will be suspicious and asked excitedly.

"Really! It's still very trustworthy to be a teacher! Zhen Cheng had a smile on the corner of his mouth, and the very coquettish xiangxia face waved his hand to indicate that he was fine, and then lowered his head and continued to say to Niu Wazi, "The way I learned light skills as a teacher back then was very different, it seems that only you can inherit my mantle!" ”

"weishenme-poof-ah-" As soon as Niu Wazi's voice fell, he felt the curtain in his hand lighten, and the whole person fell directly downstairs quickly.

"Hehe, the first time it was like this!" Zhen Cheng also hurriedly jumped down at the moment when Niu Wazi Xiangxia fell, looking at Niu Wazi's wildly waving hands, Zhen Cheng hurriedly grabbed it, and then gently led the inferior to slowly land on a pile of stones and rubble.

"What kind of play are you masters and apprentices doing, why are they so thrilling in broad daylight!" Seeing Zhen Cheng and Niu Wazi landing safely, Yuan Le hurriedly stepped forward and asked with concern, "You are all right, how can you enter the house and jump off the building!" ”

"I'll teach Niu Wazi light skills again!" Zhen Cheng glanced at Yuan Le, and said with a dusty face, "Do you want to study?" You must be handsome when you jump off a building in a robe! ”

"you grandma! I don't learn shit and light skills! Yuan Le was so angry that his mouth and eyes were crooked, and he scolded loudly.

"Alright, it's okay! It's all gone! Zhen Cheng slapped the little cow baby, "You master is really a *egg!" How can you say anything! Niu Wazi was so angry that her face was flushed, and she wanted to smash Zhen Cheng with a punch to get angry, but she thought that she couldn't beat it, so she scolded angrily and hurriedly ran to the toilet. What the master said was really right, in addition to being a little dizzy on this first flight, I really felt a little like peeing.

"Where did you learn this fixed-point blasting jishu, it's very accurate, it's very powerful! I went up to see it, and there was no damage at all in the place where we were meeting. Well, now that dark room is exposed, I can only get through to sit in your office! Chen Mingyuan looked at Zhen Cheng's grizzled face, stepped forward and gloated and said, "I saw that the white girl had already come out, you won't do it yourself, right?" I know you're strong, but it's too strong, and even the windowsill has exploded! ”

"Get out-" Zhen Cheng kicked it, but was actually dodged by Chen Mingyuan, and yelled, "Didn't you go in?" ”

"I tried to go in, but I couldn't find the switch! It's a good thing I didn't go in, otherwise I wouldn't have been blown up! Chen Mingyuan stretched out his tongue and said with palpitations, "This kind of * nest can only be conquered by the cousin director!" ”

"Roll the calves!" Zhen Cheng saw that everyone had left, only Bai Lingsu was still standing at the door looking at him, and he walked up to Bai Lingsu very quickly and said, "I'm fine!" ”

"I know you're okay up front!" Bai Lingsu looked at Zhen Cheng and smiled, handed a windbreaker in his hand to Zhen Cheng and said, "Put it on and cover it, don't be ashamed!" ”

"You can even see that!" Zhen Cheng hurriedly took the clothes, quickly put them on, and said with a blush, "It's the clothes on the back that are torn!" ”

"Who knows, maybe it's pants! I've been watching your movements just now, and no matter how these people talk to you, you won't turn around! Bai Lingsu looked at Zhen Cheng and said with a smile.

"I'm smart!" Zhen Cheng shook his braids very shyly, and praised him with a smile and shamelessness, "My reaction speed is the speed of the door god, and ordinary people don't react as fast as me!" ”

"There's nothing to say about your reaction speed! But when you are in goal, there is a goal behind you, and behind the place where you were standing is the glass window of the Badaling Hotel! Bai Lingsu glanced at Zhen Cheng with disdain like an idiot, and then walked quickly towards the hotel. If I have been talking to Zhen Cheng for so long, I don't know if the impact will affect my IQ.

"It's a shame!" Zhen Cheng wailed, and finally understood the reason why they didn't even ask about their own situation, and they all left with strange expressions.

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