"That's good, it's okay!" The queen said with joy in her heart.

"But when the Emperor wants that, your hair will stand on end!" Jiang Fan smiled.

"Oh, that's the thing? That's great, as long as my hair stands on end, I'll go to the queen when I come, and those concubines won't be able to fight with me! "The queen is very satisfied with this synchronous induction, this is simply a report to herself, which is wonderful!

Emperor Pang Guangjie on the side suddenly sweated and said, "Doctor Jiang, according to what you say, my eldest aunt will come to my head every month?" "What should I do? You can't wrap a sanitary napkin around your head!

Jiang Fan nodded and said, "Yes, if the queen comes to the eldest aunt on time every month, you will synchronize with her." ”

"Oh my God! So what to do? Can this hair be removed? Emperor Pang Guangjie said in mourning.

Jiang Fan nodded and said, "Of course you can remove it, but you will never grow it back in the future, and it will be very painful when you remove it." ”

Emperor Pang Guangjie Shitaro was sweating all over and said, "Oh, how can you suffer the law? ”

"You have to pull it out one by one, otherwise it can't be eradicated, do you want me to pull it out for you?" Jiang Fan smiled and said, hehe! Pluck your hair and it hurts you!

Emperor Pang Guangjie's squire taro was so frightened that he covered his head and said, "Oh, it's so painful! I still don't pull it out, but the blood stains on the top of my head are not good-looking! ”

Jiang Fan said with a smile: "This is easy to do, you just need to put on a hat and put a sanitary napkin in it, so that no one can see it, and it will only be a few days a month." ”

Sun Haijian, Huang Fu, Zhang Zhongjie and others on the side laughed secretly: "Jiang Fan is really damaged enough, let the emperor wear a sanitary napkin on his head, it's really a shame that he came up with it!" It's amazing! ”

So far, Emperor Pang Guangjie Shitaro has no other way, so he has to nod and say: "It seems that it can only be like this, and in just a few days, I will be mixed up with my hat." ”

Sun Haijian on the side smiled and said: "Pang Guangjie Shitarojun, we can help you solve the big problem that has plagued you for many years, you should invite a few of us to dinner tonight, right?" "The emperor has money, and he will settle it with him for dinner.

Emperor Pang Guangjie nodded and said, "Well, okay, tonight, I'll invite you and Doctor Jiang to have a banquet for the Holy Maiden!" ”

Sun Haijian was stunned for a moment and said, "Holy Maiden Banquet? ”

Emperor Pang Guangjie said with a smile: "This is the highest level of treatment, this is a banquet for entertaining VIPs!" ”

"Yes, even I haven't eaten the Holy Maiden's Feast! You've got a face! Tatsuaki Miyayoshi said enviously.

"Okay, we must go to the banquet on time!" Sun Haijian smiled and said, no matter what banquet he has, as long as he has something to eat, he will eat.

The moonlight at night is beautiful, the streets of Kyoto are brightly lit, a spring breeze blows, and cherry blossoms are dancing and fragrant. Jiang Fan and Sun Haijian were taken to the palace by the emperor's special car, and Jiang Fan saw the imperial palace of Dongwu for the first time.

Located in the center of Kyoto Castle, also known as the Imperial Palace, the Imperial Palace covers an area of more than 20,000 square meters, and the entire Imperial Palace is surrounded by a moat, with a two-hole stone arch bridge in the middle. The palace is surrounded by green pine and cypress trees, and when you enter the palace, you are surrounded by green trees and lawns, as if you are entering a garden.

Jiang Fan and Sun Haijian were taken to the palace restaurant by the palace guards, and the emperor and empress were already waiting here, "Haijianjun, Jiang Fanjun, you are here, please take a seat!" Emperor Pang Guangjie greeted with a smile.

In the middle of the dining room was a large oval table, with the Emperor and Empress sitting at the top, and Jiang Fan and Sun Haijian sitting below them. The restaurant is beautiful, surrounded by luxurious walnut walls and illuminated by three glass lamps hanging from the ceiling.

Emperor Pang Guangjie squire Taro gently slapped his palm, and immediately pushed up a dining cart, Jiang Fan and Sun Haijian were stunned when they saw the dining cart. Because there was a woman sleeping in the dining car, strictly speaking, a young and beautiful woman, naked, with all kinds of dishes placed on her body.

Sun Haijian's old face turned red and said, "Pang Guangjie, what are you doing here?" We're here to eat, not to play with women! ”

Emperor Pang Guangjie Shitaro Ha Luha smiled and said: "Hai Jianjun, who let you play with women, this is the Holy Maiden's Banquet, this woman is full of vegetables, you see, here is braised yellow croaker, here is pearl tofu, here is sea cucumber stewed chicken." ”

Jiang Fan and Sun Haijian immediately understood what the Holy Maiden's Banquet was, it turned out to be eating vegetables on a woman's body, I rely on it! It's a shame that this guy can figure it out! Wouldn't it be dirty to eat like this?

Emperor Pang Guangjie saw Jiang Fan and Sun Haijian's doubts, and said with a smile: "This holy maiden banquet can be very particular, first of all, this girl must be a virgin who is in good health, under the age of eighteen, and her body must be washed clean with fragrant flowers, and then these delicious dishes will be placed on her, and we will eat the dishes while admiring her body, which is called color, flavor, and taste!" ”

In fact, it is very popular to eat the banquet of saints in the upper class life circle of Dongwu, and those dignitaries and nobles have come up with this kind of perverted eating method with both color and flavor in order to satisfy **, and this way of eating is all the rage in Dongwu.

"Oh, it's the first time I've eaten it!" Sun Haijian sat down sweating, he saw the food on the woman, and couldn't help but scold himself: "This *** guy is so perverted, he has to eat the food on the woman!" ”

Jiang Fan was very calm, although it was the first time for him to eat this holy maiden's banquet, but he had experienced too many things, and it was nothing at all.

"Come on, let's start eating! Jiang Fanjun, you see that this yellow croaker tastes good, please eat! Emperor Pang Guangjie Shitaro pointed to the fish on the girl's breast.

Jiang Fan smiled and said, "Oh, yes? Then I'm going to taste the yellow croaker of your Dongwu country! Stretching out his chopsticks, he grabbed the fish pieces on the girl's breast, took a bite and said, "Well, it tastes good!" ”

"Ha Luha, eat whatever you like!" Emperor Pang Guangjie's squire Taro Ha Luha laughed, he stretched out his chopsticks and pinched the grape grains on the woman's chest, and gently pinched a few times, and the woman let out a coquettish gasp.

"Do you hear the voice? When I heard this sound, my appetite was swamped, and you can see that it tastes good too! Emperor Pang Guangjie Shitaro stretched out his chopsticks to clamp the woman's crotch and stabbed it a few times with the chopsticks, and the woman immediately screamed.

"How? Isn't it an appetite! After dipping the chopsticks in the honey and then eating the sea cucumber, the taste is different! Emperor Pang Guangjie Shitaro dipped his chopsticks in honey and sandwiched a sea cucumber and said to Sun Haijian: "Haijianjun, do you want honey sea cucumber?" It tastes good! ”

Sun Haijian immediately blocked the bowl with his hand and frowned: "Oh, Pang Guangjie Shitaro-kun, you better eat it yourself, I can't eat it!" "When the chopsticks are dipped in the crotch of the pants, the taste must be different, there is a smell of it!

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