Dr. Yu is a scientific madman who is determined to transform all mankind, and it is really overkill to ask him to spend half a day repairing my mobile phone.

Although I was unfortunate enough to have a built-in chip designed by Fang Xin that included a hardware backdoor, the Yellow Wind Monster mobile phone that I bought online could not be thrown away immediately.

It's ironic to say that while others get their quests from positive NPCs like Gandalf, I get them from negative bosses.

One of the tasks given to me by Ai Shuqiao was to get me into the Science Happiness Sect and see an opportunity to steal a copy of the core program of the "causal calculation system".

In order to complete this task, I can't discard the Yellow Wind Monster mobile phone for the time being, lest Fang Xin and Professor Bai be suspicious of me.

So Dr. Yu repaired the broken upper right corner of the screen of the Yellow Wind Monster phone, and helped me check that there was a noise on the call, and what was wrong with the battery draining too fast.

"The noise in the call is caused by external shocks, and it can be solved by changing the speaker, but the power consumption becomes faster......

Dr. Yu's wry smile is very interesting.

"That's because Fang Xin has increased the monitoring level remotely, so he has further robbed the power consumed by your phone itself - it's like there's a sudden extra person in the room to eat, and this guy is still a spy."

No wonder after a charging failure, the battery of this mobile phone can only be charged to 90% forever, it turns out that there is a spy module to steal power! I thought it was a copycat universal charge! It also gave me the illusion that the battery was consumed quickly because the battery was not fully charged, which is really deceptive!

Fortunately, the battery of the Yellow Wind Monster mobile phone itself is very large, and even if there is a loss of power, it will have a longer standby time than an ordinary mobile phone, and the key is that I can't let Fang Xin (more likely Professor Bai) snoop on my privacy at any time.

The solution given by Dr. Yu Zuihou is "single card dual standby".

The "dual SIM dual standby" mobile phone that often appears in TV commercials refers to the fact that the mobile phone can insert two mobile phone cards and can be on standby at the same time, and one mobile phone has two numbers (for example, one is used to make long-distance calls and one is used to make local calls).

After being transformed by Dr. Yu, the Yellow Wind Monster mobile phone still uses a mobile phone card and a number, but there are two sets of hardware systems standby at any time and can be switched freely.

When using Fang Xin's hardware system, it was naturally still in a state of eavesdropping, and I could deliberately reveal some unimportant information, or even wrong information, to the Science Happiness Sect.

With the hardware system installed by Dr. Yu, I was in safe mode, and even if Professor Bai pricked up his ears and eavesdropped on the receiving end, he would not get any results, and would only show that my phone was in the state of "not in the service area".

The only way to switch hardware systems is to shake the phone 7 times quickly with a lot of force, and it must be at a frequency of "3, 1, 3", which feels a bit like the international SOS code.

I tried it once according to Dr. Yu's prompts, but it was not difficult, but it looked like I was playing WeChat, or was I anxious to shake out a young woman for a date......

"Wait!" I took the reborn phone and said, "Dr. Yu, you have added another hardware system to my phone, and it is still in standby mode at any time, wouldn't it be even more power-consuming!" Twice as much power! ”

Dr. Yu pushed his Google monocle with his left hand, the welding pen in his right hand had not been put down, and the multimeter next to it was connected to another disemboweling mobile phone - it was a Samsung mobile phone belonging to Pooh.

Originally, Dr. Yu was troublesome and did not plan to modify Pooh's mobile phone, but planned to buy her one, but since my mobile phone had to be transformed, Dr. Yu in the spirit of "one sheep is also driven, and two sheep are also herded", on the workbench in his private room, by the way, Pooh's mobile phone was also transformed and upgraded, so that she can play games and play more smoothly.

The forced rabbit, which is positioned as a "personal assistant robot", also walks back and forth in Dr. Yu's room, and from time to time after Dr. Yu asks questions, he reports answers such as a few capacitive parameters, which can be regarded as saving Dr. Yu's time for online inquiries.

"The power consumption is not twice as much," Dr. Yu corrected me, "at most it is only 1.8 times, and I share some hardware resources as much as possible, to be exact, only two sets of hardware cores." ”

"What's the difference between 1.8x and 2x!" I said angrily, "Anyway, after your phone was repaired by you, it costs more electricity than before, right?" ”

"Dut, 2-1.8=0.2"

Forced Rabbit to calculate the math problem next to him.

"Get out!" I yelled at it angrily, "I'll let Amy cut you with an Aujin axe tomorrow!" ”

The Rabbit's expression was still ⊙▂⊙, but its cylindrical body leaned forward slightly, making a somewhat dejected pose.

"Toot - I answered the question of the third master, but the third master was rough with me, incomprehensible, incomprehensible - the rabbit was very melancholy."

It seems to have taken my sentence "What is the difference between 1.8x and 2x" as a question.

"It's true that your phone costs more electricity than it used to be," Dr. Yu replied as he used an electric welding pen to perform precision operations on Pooh's phone's circuit board, his hands as steady as if he were holding a scalpel.

"But in order to compensate, I installed a high-polymer battery that uses the latest jishu for you! Do you open the battery cover and see if the battery has been replaced with a new one? ”

I opened the back cover of the phone and found that the battery had indeed been replaced, and the volume had become smaller, and the vacated space was used by Dr. Yu to install a second hardware system.

Dr. Yu's tone was not without pride: "Although the size is small, the power is three times that of the original!" This way your phone will be on standby longer than it used to be! Speaking of giving you a makeover, the most expensive thing is this battery - remember, don't throw your phone in the fire! ”

I was surprised: "You can't throw ordinary mobile phones into the fire, right?" ”

"Boom – lithium batteries are in danger of exploding in a fire." The rabbit replied tirelessly.

"Your phone is different!" Dr. Yu said solemnly, "Your battery is a fourth-generation high-polymerization lithium battery, which has the advantage of small size and large power, and the disadvantage is that it will explode immediately in case of fire!" The kind of explosion that will definitely hurt people! ”

I still didn't pay attention to it, "Ordinary mobile phone explosions can hurt people, right?" ”

Dr. Yu shook his head and pointed at my trouser pocket with the same finger that wasn't holding the welding pen: "Do you often like to keep your phone in your trouser pocket?" ”

"That's right!" As I spoke, I shoved the Yellow Wind phone into my jeans pocket.

"Humph! If it explodes in your pants pocket......" Dr. Yu said after a pause, "you can directly consider undergoing sex reassignment surgery, and men will definitely not be able to do it anyway." ”

I was so frightened that I immediately pulled my phone out of my pants pocket.

"Dr. Yu, you are a dead man! What you're doing is not a mobile phone is a bomb! How dare I use this kind of mobile phone? ”

"It's not that exaggerated," Dr. Yu comforted me, "I'm just telling you the worst possibility, in fact, as long as it is not directly exposed to high temperatures above 800 °C - that is, the temperature of the flame outside the flame - this phone will never explode, even if you are in the fire, as long as you are not on fire, I dare to pack a ticket that the phone will not explode." ”

"What if it explodes!"

"That ......," Dr. Yu hesitated for a moment, "in case of an explosion, I offer free sex reassignment surgery, and if your body is more seriously damaged, you can also choose to become a cyborg—this is the direction of human evolution in the future!" ”

"In that kind of future, you can evolve alone! I don't want to use this kind of 'dick' phone! I'm going to 'bake' for at least half an hour to shiyan! ”

I removed the phone battery, put it next to the stove, and turned the heat to the maximum, wondering what kind of abnormalities the battery will produce when the skin can only last for 3 seconds.

Dr. Yu didn't stop me, and it seemed that he was confident in his choice of battery.

"Don't touch the flame directly, if you just put it next to it, it doesn't matter if you bake it for a day."

It really didn't explode, 35 minutes passed, and there was not even a bulge on the surface of the battery.

I then put the battery in the back of my phone, thinking that unless I was burned at the stake like Bruno's, it would be difficult for me to be affected by the explosion of the phone.

If I were really like Bruno, who was tied up in the square by the Inquisition and burned with firewood, I wouldn't have taken my phone out of my trouser pocket! I'm going to fight to the end!

Blow you up! At least blow my cock in your faces! Ahhh Our dog faces!

While I was baking the battery, Dr. Yu finished upgrading Pooh's phone, and he handed it to me and asked me to bring it to Pooh, who was in the team room.

"Now this phone is quad-core, it should be able to meet Pooh's needs," Dr. Yu took out a cigarette from his white coat and put it in his mouth, "You go and give her the phone, I want to smoke a cigarette in my room." ”

Dr. Yu has a smoking addiction, but he never smokes in front of his patients, which is a commendable medical ethics in today's era.

Among the three musketeers of Stanford University, the "drug king" Klinger is estimated to be Ai Shuqiao's hardcore, and Fang Xin is a demagogic magic stick, but Dr. Yu is not a special evil except for some eccentricities that transform others.

It's a pity for such a person to be Ai Shuqiao's subordinate.

Although Ai Shuqiao deliberately sent Dr. Yu over to show me, let me know that the people who serve her are not only heinous villains, but also can do good deeds even at the hands of wicked people.

If I hadn't spent some time with Dr. Yu beforehand, I wouldn't have been able to make a deal with Ai Shuqiao just now, and I guess I would have rejected her a long time ago.

Thinking about it calmly, Ai Shuqiao needs my blood for drug research, which is a hard requirement, and this must be included in the transaction.

But going undercover to teach scientific happiness and stealing causal calculations doesn't necessarily require me to do it, right? Didn't she already plant a spy?

I always felt that Ai Shuqiao was still a thief, as she had said before, and she wanted to transform me into a more like her through a series of "re-education" to prove that her influence was far greater than that of my father.

I was arranged to go undercover in the Science Happiness Sect, most likely to further test and hone my abilities, to test whether I was worthy of her continued cultivation.

Dream your dreams! Even if you use inheritance as bait, I won't be your lackey! Once you've completed this two-in-one deal, I'll draw a line with you! Neither Amy nor I need you to raise them! I'll figure out how to raise my sister myself!