Chapter 687: Exercise Exercise First Update!
Staying in the living room, the old driver couldn't sit still after waiting for a while.
Isn't it just going out to make a fruit, why does it take so long?
Besides, was it too spicy to eat barbecue before, and my stomach hurt badly?
Thinking of this, this fake monk in a robe went out with his pants on.
According to what is said in the book, there are only two people in the Wuzhuang View now, Qingfeng Mingyue, so it shouldn't matter if you walk around.
So, the old driver carefully observed, looking for a toilet, and walked forward.
Ten minutes later, he found himself lost.
"Madan's, why is it such a big place!"
While muttering in his mouth, a cold sweat broke out on Su Qiubai's head.
His stomach hurts and he is going to tremble at this moment, and the ghost knows if these Taoist priests can't go to the toilet at all, or they can't find that damn thatched house!
"Knock knock!"
It was at this time that he suddenly heard a knock on the door.
Stunned for a moment, he looked towards the gate over there, and it was at this time that Su Qiubai suddenly realized that he had actually stumbled into the location of the door by mistake.
Who's knocking on the door?
Such a question popped up in his mind, and then the old driver naturally walked forward.
"Who?"
Without much thought, he asked.
"The poor monk is Tang Sanzang who came from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Soil, passing by the treasure land......"
Cold, there was such a voice through the door.
When he boarded, Su Qiubai looked confused, and his mind was blank!
Tang Dynasty...... Tang Sanzang?
Depend on!
I really couldn't help it, after he cursed secretly, he listened to other voices outside, and became more and more nervous.
"That'...... That one...... No one! There's no one in there! Let's go! ”
stammered, and the old driver's anxious butt was about to catch fire.
If you really enter the Wuzhuang Temple, your fake monk will not be doomed!
And there is a monkey next to Tang Seng, that guy gave himself a stick, and it is estimated that the has been beaten out.
Madan's, don't let them in!
Almost at the same time as he finished saying this, Su Qiubai had already run to the door, and then put a thick stick next to him behind him.
The Tang monks and apprentices outside were also a little dazed at this time.
What's going on?
I obviously heard someone talking inside, but I said that there was no one, so let me leave quickly?
"It's so strange, if you don't want it, you don't want it, and you actually say that no one ...... There's something wrong with this Taoist priest, right? ”
Muttering in his mouth, Zhu Bajie looked a little angry.
Tang Seng didn't have anything on his face, but he also felt strange in his heart.
After thinking about it, he decided to give it another try.
"Donor, I'm just passing by here for a night, and I don't have any other ideas, please ......"
"I said that there is no one in the Taoist temple, hurry up! The scriptures of the western heavens are still waiting for you! You monk...... Why so inked! ”
Listening to Tang Seng continue to talk crookedly, Su Qiubai said again anxiously.
What the four masters and apprentices outside didn't know was how hard they spoke...... Su Qiubai had already put the incense on the Fang Ding in the courtyard, as well as the stone tables and chairs, and even almost demolished a few walls, planning to move them to the top door.
And the sound heard by Tang monks and apprentices outside was the sound of clanging impacts.
So, the four of them continued to be at a loss.
"Hey! Hurry up and open the door, otherwise Grandpa Sun will call your Wuzhuang Temple into a pile of broken bricks! ”
Sun Monkey was also angry at this time, and finally climbed to the top of the mountain, but he was treated like this, and the temper of the Great Sage was never very good.
Su Qiubai also chuckled in his heart when he heard this, but he didn't stop for a second under his feet, and continued to move things in a hurry.
"Wukong, Hugh is rude!"
Tang Seng was obviously not very satisfied with the attitude of the eldest apprentice, so he reprimanded him out loud.
"That's right, Hugh is rude! This monkey ...... Really, hurry up and go, you guys, otherwise it will be no good to come in! ”
The old driver naturally followed along, he didn't lie this time, according to the record in the book...... After the four masters and apprentices came in, they really suffered a lot.
For this reason, Sun Dasheng had to go to the Bodhi Patriarch, remembering the tears of watching TV when he was a child, and the old driver really hoped that they would avoid this disaster.
As a result, the four masters and apprentices outside were even more at a loss because of Su Qiubai's words.
Especially Sun Dasheng, his eyebrows raised, and he almost took out the stick.
It was at this time that the busy old driver suddenly heard a doubtful voice in his ears.
"What is the Holy Monk doing?"
After being stunned for a moment, Su Qiubai turned around and happened to see Qingfeng Mingyue and two people.
The scene at this moment is indeed a bit strange, in the eyes of these two Taoist boys, the entire courtyard of the front gate is in a mess.
Fang Ding and the stone tables and chairs were all lying crookedly in the doorway, and the bricks of several walls were also scattered all over the ground, the bald monk's hat was crooked, his robe hung on the branches, and he was sweating profusely with his sleeves rolled up......
"Amitabha, the poor monk just feels that he hasn't moved his muscles and bones for a long time, and he sees the beautiful scenery here, so he can't help but exercise......"
After quickly wiping a handful of sweat, the old driver tried his best to make his expression look taller, and replied softly.
At this sentence, Qingfeng Mingyue looked confused.
Madan's, workout workout?
Are you kidding me? This yard is about to be demolished by you, and you tell me that you are just moving your muscles?
Besides, look at the appearance of the great monk now, where does he look like a holy monk? That's what robbers look like!
After being stunned for a long time, Qingfeng Mingyue nodded.
"That...... Are you done with your workout? ”
"Ahem...... Hahahaha...... Exercise, life lies in movement, this exercise...... The whole thing feels different! ”
While laughing, Su Qiubai went over and draped the robe on his body, and under the reminder of the breeze and bright moon, he straightened the hat again!
Then, not wanting to continue to stop here, Su Qiubai hurriedly wanted to pull Qingfeng Mingyue is back.
As a result, who knows, Sun Wukong's voice came in again through the gate.
"Hurry up and open the door! Broken Taoist Temple, grandpa, I'll rush in now! ”
The Great Sage's tone was very bad, he was already close to a state of rage, and after he finished speaking, there were two more knocks, as if he was about to knock the door open.
Qingfeng Mingyue didn't know what the situation was, and when she was about to go up and ask for an explanation, she was stopped by Su Qiubai again.
"It's robbers out there, leave it alone...... Let's go to the back for tea and chat, hurry up! ”
As he spoke, the monk had already pulled the two Taoist boys and walked to the back.
Although Qingfeng Mingyue felt that it was not enough, out of trust in Tang Sanzang, she followed behind.
Halfway through, the two of them planned to inform Zhenyuan Daxian, but they were stopped by the old driver.
Zhenyuan Daxian ...... That's not an easy character to play against.
The three of them returned to the room they had been in, and there were a few more cups of tea on the table.
Before, the two Taoist boys went out to pour tea, and when they came back, they found that Su Qiubai was missing, so they went out to find it.
Breathing a sigh of relief, the old driver's stomach hurt again at this time, he was frightened by the Tang monk and apprentice outside the door before, and now this feeling is strong again.
After talking to Qingfeng Mingyue, the two of them told him where the toilet was.
After Su Qiubai left, Qingfeng Mingyue really planned to pick ginseng fruits for him this time!
Outside, Tang Seng and his apprentices were still standing at the door.
"Master, let's rush straight in! Destroy this temple and leave. ”
Zhu Bajie held the nail rake, sat on the steps with a voice full of complaints, and his shoes were thrown aside, obviously very annoyed.
"That's right, my grandson will hit these five villages with a stick!"
The Great Sage Master was also quite emotional, and he seemed very excited while speaking.
However, Tang Seng shook his head.
"No, we're just staying overnight...... How can you do such a robber act, since people don't want to stay, then leave. ”
Sighing, Tang Seng was also very helpless, and planned to leave while speaking.
But the next moment, he was stopped by Zhu Bajie.
"I finally climbed up the mountain, and I had to leave again...... Master, why don't I go in with Senior Brother to see the situation, and then it's not too late to make plans. ”
A pair of pig eyes squeezed, and the second senior brother said.