Chapter 0366 Rock-paper-scissors, lose off the nene
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Five days is a long time, and the green ghost never thought that he would live such a life that is inferior to that of pigs and dogs.
He couldn't get the fruit in Xu Yun's hands, and because of his carelessness, his skills were wasted, and it was impossible for him to bring Jin Guoyi, the head of Yanmen, to Leng Chen, the king of Hades, so he knew very well that Leng Chen would not let him go!
After a whole day of thinking, the green ghost couldn't think of any end of the world that people in the cold dust couldn't find. In the end, he gave up on this idea, he knew that as long as Leng Chen wanted to find him, he would be found wherever he went.
Just when the green ghost was disheartened, he saw a report in the newspaper about cracking down on pyramid schemes, and suddenly, the green ghost thought of a good place, and that was to join the pyramid scheme organization! Distributors live a life like unkempt and dirty rats every day, and their organizations are huge, but they are very secretive and low-key. And it's all a bunch of brainwashed fools, and there will definitely be no one who threatens his life, this is the only good place the green ghost can think of!
Therefore, the green ghost was soon taken the initiative to be trapped in the den of the pyramid scheme, this was his fourth day in this den, and he couldn't imagine that the life here would be such an inhuman life. This is a huge training organization, but there is only one subject of training, which is brainwashing, until you are washed into an idiot!
The people here eat a bowl of porridge every day for breakfast, and at noon and at night, they eat rotten vegetable leaves picked up from the vegetable market, and they can't see the oil star at all! On such a cold day, it is covered with black-hearted quilts, and hot water cannot be used, not to mention that men can't use it, even women in their menstrual period can't use it. Not to mention bathing, even washing hair is called a waste of water.
The green ghost is being brutally brainwashed in this place, he really doesn't understand why so many idiots are fooled, and there is no shortage of highly educated talents in this deceived. They only need to understand a little bit of an extremely simple truth, and they will not fall to this point, that is, there is no free lunch in the world! Without hard work, it is never possible to be rewarded, let alone make a fortune.
However, even if the green ghost was hiding in this kind of place, he still couldn't escape the sanction of fate, and after he disappeared into Leng Chen's monitoring and control, Leng Chen gave an order and found him in only four days. MLM is a thing that can only be considered as a beginner after three days of brainwashing, so the green ghost is just a newcomer.
It was an afternoon, and the green ghost and dozens of stupid people with feces in their brains and no common sense received organizational training, the so-called training is brainwashing, what repeated over and over again, the same big words and empty words, can actually play a motivating role. Even the green ghost felt the horror of brainwashing, and he wondered if he would become one of those walking dead if he stayed here for a month?
At this moment, the rental door of the pyramid scheme den was kicked open! Everyone thought it was Jing Cha who came, but there were only two people who came in, one with a body as thin as a skinny chicken, and the other with a body like a fat ball.
The green ghost can recognize these two people at a glance, the thin one is Huang Yu, one of the right-hand men under the Hades King, and there is a nickname in the underground world that is not very loud, but anyone who has heard of it will be frightened, poisonous ants.
The fat one is called Yang Yi, known as the bloodthirsty mole, and according to the understanding of the green ghost, the level of the bloodthirsty mole on Hades Island is higher than that of the poisonous ant Huang Yu.
The moment these two people appeared, the green ghost knew that he would definitely not be able to run, not to mention that he was now losing all his strength, even if he was intact and eating a yin yang pill, it would definitely not be the opponent of these two super masters. At this time, the green ghost had already given up the idea of escaping, and quietly squatted in the crowd and waited for death. He really didn't understand, he was hiding in such a place, how could he be found by the people of Hades?
The green ghost didn't know that on the first day he returned to the Hades King's sect, Leng Chen's people had already injected the tiny chip with the ability to locate into the green ghost's body. At that time, the green ghost only knew that the Hades had injected him with a drug to improve his abilities, but he didn't know that there was a tiny chip in this medicine that could not be seen by the naked eye.
The "boss" who was lecturing in the room saw that the uninvited guest was not Jingcha, and immediately raised his eyebrows and said angrily: "What are you doing!" ”
The bloodthirsty mole Yang Yi and the poisonous ant Huang Yu didn't bother to pay attention to the dog-like "boss" in the dress, and walked straight into the room, and they had already locked the location of the green ghost as soon as they opened the door.
"Business partners! Arrest these two for me! They must be sinful people who have come to test our unity! The "boss" shouted nervously, he was taking advantage of people's psychology.
However, before these people could make a move, the bloodthirsty mole Yang Yi had already stepped forward in front of the green ghost in an instant, and the green ghost showed a helpless but satisfied smile before he died. Could it be that he really thinks that dying at the hands of a bloodthirsty mole in this life is quite face-saving?
Yang Yi didn't give the green ghost a chance to explain, and the order he and Huang Yu received was to find the green ghost and kill it quickly! Because the green ghost is hidden in this pyramid scheme den, it really makes these two people very difficult to find. Since the target has been locked this time, Yang Yi has absolutely no reason to be soft, after all, they have wasted four days on this matter.
However, what Yang Yi didn't expect was that during the whole process of cutting off the head of the green ghost, the green ghost had no intention of resisting at all, and let his life be taken by him.
When the blood from the broken neck sprayed all over the ceiling, the whole room was stupefied, including the "boss" who was lecturing. They swore that it was the most memorable day they had ever entered the pyramid scheme den. While every day here is unforgettable, this one is the only one that scares them!
Yang Yi seemed to do another very ordinary thing, handing over the head of the green ghost to Huang Yu, and Huang Yu took out a black leather football bag that he carried with him and stuffed the green ghost's bloody head directly into it. Then the two left as if nothing had happened. I'm afraid they don't even mean it, their behavior has changed direction and cut off a pyramid scheme den, and many people who have been deceived have also been scared to sober up because of this incident.
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On the fifth day, Xu Yun finally opened his eyes, and after Ruan Qingshuang led Qin Wan'er, who was dismissed, Tang Jiu, who was working in his hands, and Qiu Yan, who did not send Guoguo to school on the weekend, washed Xu Yun away from the less and less blood stains on his body, Xu Yun finally opened his eyes.
For the first time, Xu Yun only felt a feeling of happiness that he was about to spurt blood to death, he was lying alone in the huge bathtub, and only a little shameful clothes and pants on his body were soaked with water, which was completely transparent.
And around him are four beauties who represent the closed moon and shy flowers, sinking fish and geese, captivating the country and the city, and the pearls and jade, if it weren't for the fact that Xu Yun was somewhat inappropriate for children when he took a bath, it is estimated that Guoguo would also follow in and join in.
Because the focus of the four beauties was on Xu Yun's body, and no one realized that Xu Yun woke up, so Xu Yun immediately closed his eyes again, at least this bath must be finished, otherwise how embarrassing would he be to wake up at this time?
The hands of these four people were as soft as clotted fat, and each held a towel to help Xu Yun wipe the water stains on his body, and the water in the bathtub had also been discharged, and the blood on Xu Yun's body had been washed clean. Just let the four of them wipe their bodies clean.
But there is a very strict problem, that is, no matter how clean they wipe the rest of Xu Yun's body, but the underwear Xu Yun is wearing is still wet, which can't be changed, if Xu Yun is put on bed like this, it will definitely wet the bed.
Xu Yun pondered for a while, it seemed that he still opened his eyes in advance and said, otherwise, lying wet on the bed, it would be himself who was uncomfortable.
Just when Xu Yun wanted to tell them that he had woken up, Qin Wan'er said as if facing some huge challenge: "Okay, it's time for rock-paper-scissors?" ”
Rock-paper-scissors? What does this mean? Xu Yun didn't understand, because of curiosity, he didn't say anything, he wanted to know what tricks they were doing. However, when Xu Yun understood that rock-paper-scissors was playing with such a heartbeat, he collapsed ......! Rock-paper-scissors, whoever loses will be, of course, it is not his own, but Xu Yun's!
After listening to the four of them after such rounds of competition, Ruan Qingshuang became the one with the worst luck today, she lost in a row and was defeated, so today the matter of changing Xu Yun's underwear and wiping the water stains on her ass was handed over to her! And the other three were still responsible for supporting Xu Yun, all of them closed their eyes or turned their gaze elsewhere!
When he was unconscious before, Xu Yun didn't know, but now he knows! The moment he understood, Xu Yun's heart was about to jump out of his throat! How does this make him good? To open your mouth or not to open your mouth!? At the moment when Xu Yun hesitated, he only felt that his waist was loose, and his wet underwear had been taken off by Ruan Qingshuang, seeing that she was not too hesitant to do this, I am afraid that this is not the first time to do this work?
Xu Yunzhen didn't know how uncontrollable he was now, he just felt that his face was about to burn himself! How can I say that he is also a boy as white as jade, and he was by four women this time, and he ...... And I didn't know if I had been seen in turn, so could he hold it on his face?
Soon, Ruan Qingshuang was not skilled but wiped Xu Yun very carefully, and put on new underwear and pajamas for him, and several people worked together to help Xu Yun to the bed.
At this time, Qiu Yan's eyes were sharp, and when she saw Xu Yun's red ears, she put her hand on Xu Yun's forehead and exclaimed: "It's not good, Xu Yun is a little hot!" ”
Ruan Qingshuang hurriedly went to find Lao Yitou, for fear that it was because of their inappropriate cāo that Xu Yun had a high fever, and like Ruan Qingshuang, the other three girls were all equally worried.
The old man glanced at Xu Yun, a smile appeared on his face, and said to the fourth girl: "You go out first, I just need to give him a little adjustment." ”
The four of them nodded very cooperatively and left, and now they don't care about what Lao Diantou says, for example, Lao Diantou asked them to help Xu Yun take a bath, saying that men can't help, because it is not conducive to the harmony of yin and yang in medical science, and women are needed to help at this time, so there will be a scene where four girls bathe Xu Yun at the same time.