Fang Xin, a psychopath, asked me if I wanted to know what research Ai Shuqiao had done with my blood, where Su Qiao was being held, and when my father and Aunt Ren would get married...... Even what is the name of the first child that Gong Caicai gave birth to in the future.

Of course I want to know! If you can answer these questions, you are already a god, okay? Even if Professor Bai said, I believe that there are alien creatures living in your body!

Seeing my eyes desperately thirsting for answers, a trace of ripples appeared on Fang Xin's indifferent expression, he smiled horrfully, and said in an unfathomable, mysterious and boundless tone:

"Ye Lin, what do you want to know the answers to these questions...... I want to know too! ”

it! Hang me for a long time, and then tell me that you don't know anything like me! Don't stop me! Don't stop me! I'm going to shave him to death with bricks!

After seriously deceiving my feelings, Fang Xin was able to continue to preach to me without changing his face:

"For all you want to know, the records on the Akashya disc are blurred......"

"Akaxia, your sister! Isn't it just a causal calculation program! And last time, I was pretending to be a ghost, saying that my past life had splattered blood on the Akaxia disc, causing the part of the lines related to me to be blurred...... Now, as you say, how much blood has been splattered on the Akashya disc! Someone's sitting on the Akasha disc and coming up to Auntie! ”

"Alas," Fang Xin sighed softly, "since the Divine Disc has been defiled by you, then we have to call it its name in this era, the causal calculation program is very great......"

"What do you mean to be defiled by me! I won't come to the Great Aunt again! It's obvious that you're running out of words! You open and close your mouth to 'universe' and 'era', and the pomp is very big! Listen to what you mean, not only will the two of us be reincarnated, but a certain disc dyed with my aunt's blood will also be reincarnated! It turns out that my family's toilet paper is likely to be Tang Minghuang in his last life! ”

I wanted to pierce Fang Xin's magic stick disguise with a frenzied complaint, but I didn't expect him to be unmoved in the slightest—worthy of mental illness.

"Ye Lin, such a great existence will not be detracted by your slander. Although I can't tell you the answers to those questions for the time being, as long as you join the Science Happiness Sect and continue to provide us with information, it won't be long before the almighty causal calculator can help you figure out the answers! ”

"Obviously, I can't even predict the two-color ball, and I dare to say that I am omnipotent......"

It seemed that I had poked him in the sore spot, and Fang Xin suddenly stopped talking.

He looked at me with an eerie expression, or rather, through me, at the void behind me.

At this moment, the two of us are standing face to face under the telephone pole at the intersection, and pedestrians are afraid to approach because of Fang Xin's mentally ill striped suit.

Fang Xin's face began to melt bit by bit.

It's not the way to melt in horror movies, but his stiff expression, which was originally painted with a layer of wax, suddenly became lively like Picasso's oil paintings, and I had to use the more terrifying word "melting".

All clever liars are actors, and Fang Xin's acting skills at the moment are enough to win a few actors, just by changing his expression, it seems that he has become another person.

"I ...... I'm weishenme here? ”

After changing from an unfathomable magic stick to a somewhat decadent thin patient, Fang Xin pressed his forehead with his hand and muttered to himself in confusion.

Appeared! Only by tirelessly exploring the path of psychosis can you master the high-level skill - schizophrenia! Abbreviated as "fine separation"! It is not enough for some rebels to distinguish the second personality, but also to distinguish the third personality and the fourth personality, and get together to play mahjong!

However, judging from Fang Xin's situation, the personality that appeared in front of me should be Fang Xin's own personality, and the god stick I had been dealing with before was Fang Xin's second personality - just like Professor Bai said, when Fang Xin had a psychotic attack, even he, as a father, felt unfamiliar.

"Ah...... I remember," Fang Xin, whose divine stick aura weakened most of it, pointed at me with a trembling finger, "The 'only great one' who lives on me wants you to join the Science Happiness Sect as well, and use this as an opportunity to open up the wisdom ...... of mankind."

Huh? It turns out that the two personalities are not completely divided! It's used to sing double reeds! One calls himself God, the other calls himself "God's vessel"! Isn't this the rhythm of the dancing god of the Northeast? It's just that the object is not "Wong Tai Sin" or "Fox Daxian", but aliens or even the "only great one" who stinks to the extreme!

"Don't pretend!" I grabbed Fang Xin's sleeve and said, "Your hospital gown should have the contact information of the psychiatric hospital written on it, right?" Hurry up and get someone to take you back......"

"Stupid!" Fang Xin broke free from my hands with exaggerated movements, "You actually dare to disobey the orders of the only great one!? Have you not listened to the truth! Don't you recognize the cruel truth of this shijie! It is only under the inspiration of the One Great One that humanity will be reborn! ”

I couldn't help but laugh, "How did you, as the container of the only great one, enlighten mankind?" Is it possible to form a cult to deceive and let human beings know that money is something outside the body? ”

"Nonsense!" Fang Xin, who no longer had a cold face forever, said angrily, "Before I was possessed by the One Great One, I was committed to enlightening the wisdom of mankind!" Back then, I worked hard and wrote a lot of books that made people grow knowledge! I have brought knowledge to humanity! It can be said that it is tireless! It's all about it! ”

"Huh? Before writing a causal calculation program, was it writing a book to spread a cult? I said disdainfully, "What books have you written?" ”

Fang Xin puffed up his chest proudly, "I am the author of "How to Become a Buddha on the Ground", "Double Cultivation of Husband and Wife", "Yin and Yang Wall Sucking Gong" and "Farmers' Entry into the City Anti-Fraud Manual"! ”

No way! Fang Xin's first personality is teasing! Combined with the second personality of the magic stick, it feels very weird! Your first three books can also be said to be helpful in spreading cult ideology, but what is the purpose of the "Handbook for Preventing Peasants from Entering the Cities"? Do you want to say that as long as the peasants join the Science Happiness Sect, they will not be deceived by others, but will only be deceived by you!

Taking advantage of the time when Fang Xin was transformed from "god stick psychosis" to "teasing psychosis", I calmed down and thought about Professor Bai's proposal.

Actually, joining the Science Happiness Sect itself is in my jihua, after all, one of my deals with Ai Shuqiao was to steal a copy of the causal calculation program.

Now, although Professor Bai has seen through my Jihua, he has extended an olive branch of cooperation to me, hoping to form an alliance with me to deal with Ai Shuqiao.

Ai Shuqiao is not a good person, and the Science Happiness Sect is not a good religion, in this case, I can't be a double agent, verbally promised to cooperate with Professor Bai, but in fact, I am looking for an opportunity to steal the causal calculation program, and make the most of the resources of the cult to suppress Ai Shuqiao's actions in Dongshan City?

There is no harm in it! I am confident that I will never be brainwashed by the Science Happiness Sect, even if I gather with them, it is just for show, what can Professor Bai and his son Fang Xin get from me as a junior high school student? They just believe in the causal algorithm too much, and think that the causal calculation program has come to the conclusion that I will defeat Ai Shuqiao, so they bet on me, thinking that I will inherit a large fortune in the future, and then donate to them as a thank you to the Science Happiness Church!

actually worshipped the program he wrote like a god, Fang Xin and Professor Bai's brains were in water! The program suggested that you come and woo me, and you didn't hesitate to do it?

But then again, excluding reincarnation, the dross of good and evil retribution, "cause and effect" is really a bit mysterious, my father once told me the story of the Spring and Autumn Period, talking about the famous 2B monarch, the "teacher of benevolence and righteousness" Song Xianggong, he made countless wrong decisions in his life, only in the preferential treatment of the displaced Chong'er (later Jin Wengong) This one thing, it is extremely correct, and then Chong'er returned to China, in order to repay Song Xianggong, he favored Song Guo everywhere in international affairs, and the cause and effect came so quickly?

Could it be that in the eyes of Professor Bai and Fang Xin, I am like Chong'er, the son of the Jin State who temporarily left his homeland, and Qin Shi Huang, who was a hostage in the Zhao State, and his father Chu, I belong to a strange person, should I be wooed as soon as possible?

Whatever! Anyway, I can't give any benefits to the Science Happiness Sect now, and they expect me to repay it, which is also something that will only happen in the future that is distant and not necessarily happens. What if I join the Science Happiness Sect? No matter how bad it is, it also gives me more opportunities to steal the causal calculation program!

was about to verbally agree to Fang Xin's initiation, but he saw two tall male nurses in white coats in the oblique thorns, who killed Fang Xin.

"Crazy Fang, go back and take medicine!"

"For the sake of the reputation of our Dongshan Mental Hospital, I will definitely not let you run away again next time!"

couldn't help but say, one left and one right grabbed Fang Xin's two arms, and dragged Fang Xin to the ambulance not far from the street.

The moment he was caught, Fang Xin's face returned to calm, and I guess his godlike personality came out again.

"Ye Lin, if you want to change the fate of you and the entire Shijie, come to Dongshan Mental Hospital to find me, I will always wait for your ......"

"Don't believe it!" One of the male nurses turned back to me and said, "This man is so sick that the other mental illnesses in the hospital can't stand him, and if you believe him, something will go wrong!" ”

Fang Xin was locked in the ambulance's isolation cage, and two male nurses took Fang Xin away.

At this moment, Huang Fengwei's mobile phone vibrate, and Professor Bai called me again.

"How?" Professor Bai said in a calm tone, "The causal calculation program tells me that there is a 95% chance that you will agree to join the teaching, so your answer is not to join our scientific happiness teaching?" ”

"I'm joining." Since the odds have been calculated by the other party, it's not interesting for me to twist and twist.

"But I won't be convinced until you can show me that causal calculations really have the ability to accurately predict the future, and I'll be skeptical until then."

"Haha, I'm really looking for a chance to get in touch with the program so I can steal the copy." Professor Bai broke through my plan, "But Ai Shuqiao and you have misunderstood a basic concept, the causal calculation program is not so easy to steal, or rather, it is impossible to steal at all......"

Without explaining to me why the causal calculation program could not be stolen, Professor Bai agreed with me that after school tomorrow, I would meet with him in the seminar room rented by the Science Happiness Education to discuss the matter of joining the school.

I said yes and asked to bring another person along.

Originally, I decided to enter the Science Happiness Sect with Xiaoqin, so that we could take care of each other. Xiaoqin has superb lying skills, and she is also very professional in pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, and she is very professional in dealing with those liars, just treating them in the same way as others.