Text Text_Chapter 1009 Yin Marriage No. 4
The marriage of the head of the Yue family, whether she is a human or a ghost, and no matter how dissatisfied Yue Lincheng and others are with her, all men, women and children have to participate.
You can also not come.
But think for yourself the consequences!
Don't forget, Yue Zitong is now the head of the powerful family, who dares not to listen to the greeting, if his mouth is slightly crooked, he will lose a lot of things.
Therefore, even if the second aunt of the Yue family, her daughter, nephew and others have to curse Yue Zitong into a bastard, they have to change into a costume and attend this wedding at this time.
Fortunately, there is no need to laugh at this wedding, which makes the second aunt and others feel extremely relaxed.
Naturally, they won't cry, and they are not the "mother's family" of Li Dieghost.
Only according to the rules of men on the left and women on the right, like wooden stakes, standing on both sides of the wedding stage, with a wooden expression, looking at Yue Xiaobei, who is like a fairy in white, walking with fluttering clothes.
On the contrary, it was Yue Qingke, and when Yue Zitong looked over, he nodded his head with concern.
As if to say, "Sister, don't worry." With my eldest brother here, your dead ghost husband who should have suffered a thousand knives a long time ago can't toss the hairy waves. ”
Behind the male members of the Yue family, there are the core members of the Yue family, who are Liang Mouchen and others.
Yue Zitong's housekeeper Zong Gang is definitely the busiest person in this yin marriage, and he has to take care of everything.
Seeing Yue Zitong holding the urn in his arms, after coming to the wedding stage, Zong Gang immediately gave a quiet gesture to a famous wedding emcee.
The master of ceremonies, who had been waiting for the order for a long time, quickly glanced at Director Liang next to him from the corner of his eye, and raised his hand to wipe the fine sweat on his forehead before coughing lightly: "Distinguished gentlemen and ladies, good afternoon!" ”
Although the emcee is known as the first emcee in Jinghua, he has also presided over weddings for the families of many officialdom bigwigs in the past.
But he really hasn't presided over a yin marriage.
You can't laugh at this, it's not appropriate to cry, you have to think twice before you say anything, even if you make a small mistake, you can cause disaster, it's really difficult to do.
Hugh said that Zong had just given him a big red envelope of 100,000 yuan, even if he asked him to wrap a big bag of 100,000 yuan for Bride Yue in turn, as long as he didn't come to preside over the wedding, he would be willing.
It's not a human job at all.
If you don't do it, you can't do it.
Zong Gang, who found him with a smile, said that if he doesn't do it this time, he won't do it in the future.
The master of ceremonies immediately did not dare to refuse.
He didn't want to lose his good job where he could earn millions a month with just his mouth.
The "blessing words" that the master of ceremonies is talking about now are all repeatedly scrutinized with Zong Gang.
Like what he used to say, words like "growing old together, giving birth to a noble son early" were all blocked.
Dare to let the young and beautiful head of the Yue family grow old with a dead man and give birth to a noble son early, isn't this looking for death?
Finally, when the sweat on his forehead trickled down the corners of his eyes, the master of ceremonies finished his opening remarks.
Next, it is time to enter the formal wedding link: "Next, please our distinguished guests, with the most sincere attention, invite our beautiful bride, groom, to come to the stage." ”
The warm flowers of spring bloom, take away the sentimentality of winter, the breeze blows the romantic breath, every love song is suddenly full of meaning, and I suddenly saw you at this moment-
The song "Today I Want to Marry You" sounded in time when Yue Zitong stepped onto the wedding stage.
In fact, according to Zong Gang's meaning, the whole yin marriage is simple, especially don't play such celebration songs anymore, the atmosphere of the scene is really not very suitable.
Yue Zitong disagreed.
She felt that she was officially married to her dear little nephew today, and of course she had to play this classic song.
Although Li Nannan couldn't hear it, let alone spend candles in the cave room at night, he did what he wanted to do to her for a long time, but he never had the opportunity to do it, but what was this?
Bride Yue specially prepared a puppet.
The size of the puppet is the same as that of a real person, and it took three days to draw his face by inviting the best painter to compare Li Nannan's photo.
Vivid and lifelike, except for the lack of eyes.
The old painter said that he was not afraid that after putting the finishing touches to the puppet, he would take away his soul as the legend says - but because this was the most proud work in his painting career, almost catching up with the legendary magic pen Ma Liang.
When Ma Liang paints people, he only needs to put the finishing touch, and people can walk down from the painting.
So what if the artist puts the finishing touches to the puppet, what if it survives?
If you live, you can get lost.
When the time comes, he'll have to draw another one, it's so troublesome.
Yue Zitong naturally had to accept the reasonable request made by the painter.
She was going to wait for the Yin Wedding to be over, and when she went to the cave room in the evening, she would pick up the brush and put her eyes on the puppet herself, as the painter said.
Then, the Muppet came alive.
Then, the puppet smiled and said, "Lady, it's getting late, I think we'd better rest early." ”
is already so fully prepared, Yue Zitong is not letting go of the song "I want to marry you today"?
In the cheerful and weird singing, with the support of the two bridesmaids, Yue Zitong slowly walked onto the wedding stage with the urn in his arms.
The master of ceremonies is a person who takes money to do things, and he is not worthy of the Yue family's attention.
But Director Liang, the host of the wedding, must accept her sincere respect and gratitude.
"You're welcome."
Director Liang smiled and looked at the master of ceremonies: "Xiao Wang, next, should I marry them as you said?" ”
"Yes."
Xiao Wang bent down slightly and said respectfully.
"Alright, let's get started."
Director Liang nodded, raised his hand to put down the rimless myopia glasses on his face, took the microphone and took a step forward, and slowly glanced at the guests below with a smile: "Everyone, good afternoon." Today, on this special day, it is a very meaningful thing in my life to be able to officiate a couple separated by yin and yang. ”
Director Liang's identity is extraordinary, and his age is here, smiling and presiding over the next wedding, no one, including Yue Zitong, can find the slightest mistake.
The audience would only look at him with respectful eyes, but Yue Zitong was grateful.
Ignoring the feelings of Li Dead, Director Liang's opening remarks did not fall, and applause rang out at the scene.
This has nothing to do with currying favor with Director Liang, just out of respect - didn't you see the applause of Yue Lincheng's brothers' family, the most enthusiastic?
Director Liang had to raise his hand and signal everyone to stop applauding.
Think about how dead people feel, okay?
Call!
Before the big guy's voice fell, the south wind, which had already become bigger at that time, suddenly became even bigger.
The arched door, which blows so well, sways from north to south as if it were overpowered.
When the arched door was erected, Zong Gang considered that it would be windy, so he deliberately asked people to use No. 8 steel wire rope, wrap red silk on the outside, pull the arched door in four directions, and then tie it to the one-meter-high rebar, and smash it into the soil with a sledgehammer.
In this way, even if the wind is as high as level six, it will not want to blow down the arched door.
Although the sudden wind was fierce, it could only blow the arched door to tremble.
However, the four big red lanterns hanging under the arched door are obviously also tightened by iron wire, which can resist the sixth-level wind, but the material made of the lanterns themselves does not seem to be too hard.
When the wind blew, one of them made a "stabbing sound".
When everyone heard the sound and looked up, they saw that the second lantern on the left was actually torn by the wind-blown silk - just like a person's neck, after being slashed with a quick knife, although the head did not fly, but because the neck was broken in half, it drooped on the back.
"How is this going on?"
When Zong Gang frowned, he found that the originally cloudless sky actually floated in large black clouds from the northwest.
It was a southerly wind, but dark clouds were coming from the northwest to this side, which was simply weird.
What's more, Zong Gang has long been concerned about the weather changes.
In case of rainy weather, a large glass shed must be built above the wedding site in advance.
Two days ago, the weather forecast said that it was cloudless today, and the weather was very good.
It turned out that at the beginning of the wedding, the scorching sun of early summer still made the guests listless.
Can be hairy!
Suddenly the south wind rose, but dark clouds drifted from the northwest?
Look at the big dark clouds, one moment like a horse, another like a dragon, and another like a yaksha holding a sharp fork high, with a thunderous momentum, rushing towards the sky above the wedding scene.
The wind, at last, turned.
Almost without warning, it changed from south to northwest.
That is, a few seconds after the wind direction changed, the big red lantern that was blown off its "neck" made an overwhelming stab and was blown out by the wind.
"What's going on?"
Many of the guests who watched the ceremony had a sense of fear at the moment.
They watched as the scorching sun, which was originally drowsy, quickly dimmed and swallowed up by the rushing dark clouds.
Click!
A thunderclap that almost shattered the eardrums of a man descended on the earth at the same time as lightning that suddenly peeked out of the clouds.
The lightning was like thousands of silver snakes scurrying around, mixed with an unstoppable anger.
Thunder helps the wind.
It was like a big hand that couldn't be seen, and the wind in the northwest was slammed away.
The wind roared, blowing up a huge amount of sand and dust, like hundreds of millions of beans about to become soldiers, smashed on the glass ceiling above the wedding stage, more than a dozen arched doors, and hundreds of guests and staff who were about to become soldiers.
In all seasons of Jinghua every year, there are basically a few sandstorms, and people have long been accustomed to this.
But no sandstorm has ever come so quickly.
Without a hint of warning.
There are clouds in folklore, rain from the northwest, and no good rain.
He also said that the northwest wind is the key to the opening of the heavens.
There is no good rain, of course, it is very abrupt, people are caught off guard, and there will be strong winds, which will blow down crops, trees, and unsturdy simple houses.
The key to opening the sky is that when the weather is rainy and rainy, a northwest wind can blow away the dark clouds and let everything in the world see the clear blue sky again.
So, what kind of northwest wind is it that suddenly blows today?
"Yin marriage!"
Just when a child of a few years old in the Yue family, maybe squinted by the wind and sand, accidentally hurt his eyes when rubbing his eyes, and couldn't help crying, he didn't know who it was, and suddenly exclaimed these two words.
Suddenly, everyone at the scene felt that the hairs on their backs stood up when they rubbed on the ground.
No matter how many people present who don't believe in ghosts and gods, after hearing these two words and thinking of participating in a yin marriage, a bad feeling rises from the soles of their feet.
Just think, turn around and run to the side of the road, jump in the car and go.
What a wedding is not a wedding, to hell with it.
"Nan Wu drank Hello Na, Doro Night. Nam no Āyāya, Brahmaṇa, Bodhisattvaṣṇṇa-"
Just when Zong Gang's heart was also pounding, a vague burning sound sounded from the wind.
Hearing this burning sound, it was not only Zong Gang alone, because there was also a woman in front of him who exclaimed: "Great Compassion Mantra!" ”