No, it's too stressful to talk to Aunt Ren, don't look at her usual kindness and reasonableness, but now as soon as she gets involved with her daughter, she becomes paranoid! I can't stay here for long, I have to go, I'm going to be late for class.

Aunt Ren didn't plan to let me go.

"Hey, how did you think about being an extras under me?"

"Huh? Isn't that what you're kidding me? Are you really going to let me play it? ”

"Nonsense! Although you and your dad are worth about the same as two flies in my eyes, even if the probability is only one in a million, what if you and Xiaoqin become in the future? How do you earn money to support your family? Do you have any skills? Do you want to eat soft rice and let Xiaoqin feed you? ”

“……”

Although I really want to say that I can inherit the family business or go to the construction site to move bricks, but then I can only exchange Aunt Ren's deeper contempt.

"I'm planning for a rainy day, I have to arrange a way for your stinky boy, right?"

“……”

"Don't underestimate the extras, the audition effect is haode, I will arrange more roles for you, you look so crazy, it's a pity not to play the villain!"

"Aunt Ren, I appreciate your kindness, but I'm still in school, my homework is important (so it's a bad conscience), and I don't want to play a bad guy...... Is there no positive role that I can play? ”

"Cut, kick your nose in the face! Do you still want to play a good guy like a bear? I don't know anywhere else, in short, there is no shortage of good people like you in the crew of "The Legend of Moding"! Less nonsense, if you are willing to take on the opposite role, only the audition is not too miserable, I can give you several roles to choose from! ”

I'm a complete layman in acting, and it's very strange that Aunt Ren has such confidence in me.

"Huh? Didn't NetEase say that the United States is a beacon of hope for mankind, shouldn't the films they make should also be full of brilliance and most of the positive characters? How can there be so many villains that I can pick and choose? ”

Aunt Ren made an eye-flipping expression.

"Hmph, Americans' self-esteem is the most fragile, haven't you seen that in "Dr. House", everything that can't be cured is black and yellow? The films they invest in, even if they are Oriental-style kung fu films, will try their best to arrange Orientals to play supporting roles and villains, and looks like yours just set off their greatness - I guess the director will see you, maybe it's like picking up a treasure! ”

I was very upset to hear it.

Once upon a time, I watched a science exploration program filmed by the Americans, saying that in 204, humans landed on Mars, and the United States, Europe, Russia and Japan formed an alliance and sent their respective astronauts to share a spaceship.

This is obviously a popular science film, but the political color is very strong, and there are two main places that are angry:

First, China belongs to the imaginary enemy of the human alliance in this film, and from beginning to end, not a single Chinese face appears (China uses a robotic spacecraft to land on Mars alone).

Second, the Japanese in the Human Alliance in this film died heroically on Mars in order to cover everyone.

In fact, little Japan is dead, and I, a Chinese, should feel gratifying, but when I watched a group of blonde and blue-eyed Caucasian people saluting the space helmet of Bendang-kun (let's call this Japanese), I suddenly realized that Bendang-kun represented not the Japanese, but all Orientals.

This is the usual method of the Americans, and unlike our "foreign guest" mentality, the Americans feel that foreigners come to their country mainly to make contributions (such as sacrifices).

Letting Chinese movie stars play bad guys is also Hollywood's consistent purpose, and it is almost their basic national policy.

Even one of my idols, Jet Li, was not spared.

Jet Li first contacted Hollywood, and when he starred in "Booming Sky Cannon 4", his hairstyle was made out of an ugly pigtail (probably to highlight the ignorance and backwardness of the Chinese), and the ending was also Mel? Gibson was stuck alive with a steel pipe under the water, and the tragedy is indescribable.

In "Danny the Wolf Dog", Jet Li's image is even more rubbing, and he is an uncivilized barbarian.

All in all, Jet Li, who is obviously very good at laughing in the "Fang Shiyu" series, was forced to put on a straight face and play a hideous and barbaric image after arriving in Hollywood, which is dominated by Americans, so as to set off the **, justice, and advanced of Americans.

Fortunately, Brother Jie Zuihou stopped playing with Hollywood and shouted "You bully!" Tears ran back into the arms of the Chinese audience.

Oh, the above sentence is a scene made up by my brain, please don't believe it.

Now Aunt Ren's words don't make me follow the old path of green leaves lined with red flowers?

The question is, why should I contrast with those Americans! You even dare to bully my idol, I went to the set and didn't know how to be conditioned!

Maybe I'll have to shave my head yin and yang, put on a hood, and use a rubber duck as a weapon, and Zuihou will be killed in a dung pit by the justice team!

Compared with this kind of treatment, I might as well go to Director Cao to play the evil of Jinling! At least it's our own people in China!

Of course, I heard Cao Jingshen say that his father has found a suitable actor and no longer needs me, and I just think so as an afterthought.

Moreover, the last time I went to Xiaoqin's house to repair the computer, I hid in the bedroom and eavesdropped on the conversation between Xiaoqin and Aunt Ren.

It seems that on the set of "The Legend of the Magic Ding", everyone has to communicate in English, right? With my level of spoken English, when I get to the set, I can't feel like I'm in a duck circle, and I can't understand what these Donald ducks are saying at all?

I told Aunt Ren about this worry, and Aunt Ren didn't care much.

"Is English hard? If you put in the energy to exercise and work a little harder, won't you be done? It doesn't have to be too good, it's enough to reach the level of Xiaoqin......"

Aunt Ren, what you said is too easy! This is not a problem that can be solved with a little effort! For me, this is more difficult than realizing the four modernizations and the whole people becoming well-off! And Xiaoqin's English wasn't learned in school, right? She stayed at home for three years, either taught by a tutor, or taught by Aunt Ren! Aunt Ren, you have been in contact with many foreign directors, and when they are guests at your house, maybe they will call Xiaoqin out to speak all English and have a three-person conversation, right?

I don't have such a haode learning environment at home! Although there are a few English sentences coming out of my father's computer sometimes, they are basically simple words such as "Fakemi", "Oye", and "Bebecca busy"!

"If you learn English well, I'll assign you a role, you know?"

Aunt Ren told me like homework.

"English...... I probably won't be able to study well in my life......"

This is not modesty, and in my case, the only hope is that the US imperialists will decline in general and Chinese will become the lingua franca of shijie.

Aunt Ren looked at me the same way she looked at the old tires in the garbage dump.

"If you can't learn well, you have to learn! Let your dad hire a governess! If you really can't do it, you can let Xiaoqin teach you! Such haode things have been encountered by you, don't you even want to pay a little hard? ”

I don't know if the so-called "good thing" refers to whether it will arrange a role for me, or if Xiaoqin likes me.

Because my left hand was injured, I didn't wear a watch when I came out today, so I don't know if I was late.

At my repeated requests, Aunt Ren finally waved her hand and let me go to school.

Before leaving, he didn't forget to tell me to learn bird language seriously, don't do superfluous things to Xiaoqin, otherwise it will make me look good.

Thank you Aunt Ren for your kindness, my face is no longer good-looking, and I don't want to do anything superfluous to Xiaoqin at all.

When I entered the second (3rd) class of junior high school, there were not many people in the classroom.

Except for the squad leader and the students on duty, most of the chairs were empty.

Xiaoqin didn't arrive either.

Sure enough, because I ran two laps less and didn't eat breakfast, did I arrive at school early?

The squad leader couldn't help but frown when she saw that my left arm was wrapped in a thick bandage and hung from my neck with a splint hanging from my neck.

"You're fighting again?"

I looked at the sky and thought for a second.

"It's a fight, and it feels right......"

The squad leader had a distressed expression.

"I've said a long time ago, you can't always win fights with people everywhere! If you continue like this, you will be beaten to death one day! ”

The voice was so loud that even the students on duty turned their heads to look at us.

In the morning, there was a loud noise in the quiet classroom, and the class leader who noticed this blushed a little.

After a short silence, he stared at my left arm and asked, "Is it serious?" ”