Zhuge Yun smiled and nodded: "Brother Jiang's comprehension is really amazing, it's true, you see those rich and noble people in the world, which one is not a romantic person!" ”

Jiang Fan tempted: "What does the woman's nose correspond to?" ”

"A woman's nose corresponds to the bottom, the bigger the nose, the more amorous, the mouth corresponds to the hole, the smaller the mouth, the smaller the hole, this is why men like cherry mouths!" Zhuge Yundao.

Jiang Fan suddenly realized: "Oh, no wonder the emperors of the past dynasties liked cherry mouths, compact!" "I think of the women around me, basically all of them are cherry mouths, hehe! It turns out that he is enjoying the treatment of the emperor!

Xue Kuian, who was on the side, couldn't bear to hear it, and he hurriedly asked, "Can you tell us the secret of looking at a woman from her appearance?" "He's also a merry man, and he also wants to learn this advanced physiognomy technique.

Jiang Fan picked up the wine bottle, filled Zhuge Yun's cup with wine, and said with a smile: "Master Zhuge , you must have been a master of picking up girls when you were young!" "A person who knows how to meet each other like this, he must get twice the result with half the effort! Think about what type of woman can know the Tao at a glance, and prescribe the right medicine, how can a woman escape from your palm!

Zhuge Yun's old face turned red, and he sneered: "Don't mention the old man's youth, it's really ridiculous to think about it now!" He recalled that when he was young, he didn't know how many young ladies he had charmed with his physiognomy, and he didn't know how many young women had been kept awake at night.

Jiang Fan is the best at observing words and feelings, and he knows that Zhuge Yun is also a romantic person, but he is old and frail, and time has passed, and he can no longer be romantic.

"Master Zhuge don't be conservative, let's talk about women from their appearance!" Jiang Fan urged.

Zhuge Yun raised his wine glass, took a sip of wine, and said with a smile: "When looking at a woman, you must first look at the eyes, and women's eyes are divided into five types: Danfeng eyes, apricot eyes, peach blossom eyes, fish bubble eyes, and mouse eyes. ”

Xue Kuian said eagerly: "Master Zhuge , can you explain the characteristics of these eyes?" He was curious to know the specific features of these eyes.

Zhuge Yun smiled and said: "Don't worry, listen to me slowly in the future, the so-called Danfeng eye and apricot kernel eye are actually not much different, apricot kernel eye is the shape of the eyeball like an apricot kernel, and the eyeball should be big." Danfeng eyes are only eyelids that are single-layered, and the others are the same as apricot eyes. As for the peach blossom eyes, not only are the eyeballs big, but also the eyes are like peach blossoms. Fish bubble eye is the eye bubble bulging, like a fish bubble, mouse eye not to say that you all know that the eyes are small, commonly known as squint eyes. ”

After Zhuge Yun finished speaking, he took another sip of wine, saw the doubts on the faces of Jiang Fan and Xue Kuian, and smiled: "You must be thinking that this eye has something to do with a woman's beauty, there should be no other relationship!" Wrong! The eyeball corresponds to the woman's breasts, and the larger the eyeballs, the larger the woman's breasts, and vice versa. Big eyes are not only good-looking, but also big breasts, which are what men like. ”

Jiang Fan thought of the women around him, especially Liang Yan and Li Hanyan, who had big eyes, both of them were big-breasted women, and when he thought of the women at those airports, they really had small eyes, so it was!

Xue Kuian was surprised: "Why is the woman with peach blossom eyes second?" "As for mouse eyes and fish bubble eyes, needless to say, they are too ugly, even if they have big breasts, they are not interesting.

Zhuge Yun nodded and said: "Although the peach-eyed woman has a big chest, but the peach blossom is a symbol of romance, this kind of woman must be unruly, water-based poplar flowers, red apricots out of the wall, let me ask if this kind of woman's level is low?" ”

"Well, it turns out that Peach Blossom Eyes is a cuckold for men! This kind of woman can only be a lover! Xue Kuian said.

"Yes, a peach-eyed woman can only be a lover, not a wife, and the first choice for choosing a wife is a woman with apricot core eyes and red phoenix eyes!" Zhuge Yun smiled.

"Hehe, it's so interesting, please keep talking!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.

Zhuge Yun took another sip of wine and continued: "The second thing to look at women is to look at the eyebrows, women's eyebrows can be divided into two categories: thick eyebrows and light eyebrows, and they are divided into willow leaf eyebrows, string moon eyebrows, eight-character eyebrows, one-word eyebrows, raised eyebrows and other five kinds, with willow eyebrows as the most expensive, the farther the distance between the two eyebrows, the better." As I said at the beginning, the eyebrows correspond to the hair below, the thicker the eyebrows, the more hair underneath, and the more vigorous the kidney water, the greater the demand of this kind of woman, and ordinary men can't meet her, so this kind of woman is easy to go out of the wall! ”

"If this woman has apricot eyes, but her eyebrows are very thick, will the red apricot come out of the wall?" Xue Kuian said.

Zhuge Yun said with a smile: "Everything is relative, a woman with apricot eyes, with thick eyebrows, and kidney water must be very vigorous, it is difficult for ordinary men to bear it, and it is difficult to guarantee that red apricots will not go out of the wall!" ”

Jiang Fan nodded and said, "Please Master Zhuge continue to talk about the third article!" "The next day, about eyebrows, I have already talked about it at the beginning, and Jiang Fan has already understood.

Zhuge Yun continued: "The third way to look at a woman's appearance is to look at the mouth, the smaller the mouth, the better, and the thicker the lips, the better. As I said earlier, the corresponding part of the mouth is the mouth below, the mouth is small, the hole is small, and the mouth is large, the hole is bigger. Thick lips, flesh is behind, thin lips and thin skin, hehe! I don't want to say this, you all understand! Zhuge Yun smiled.

Of course Jiang Fan understands that a woman with a small mouth is compact and comfortable, if she encounters a big mouth and thin lips, it is like chopsticks making a bucket, do you say it has a taste?

Zhuge Yun continued: "Don't underestimate a woman's mouth, with the shape and complexion of a woman's mouth, women can be divided into: lady, stone girl, white tiger, clam girl, prodigal girl, frog girl These six types, everyone knows the way of the lady, I won't talk about it, the stone girl must also know the way of the woman, that is the woman who is blocked by the hole." White Tiger, you are also a man of the Dao, that is, a hairless woman below. ”

Jiang Fan nodded and said, "Master Zhuge , you can tell us what a clam girl, a prodigal girl, and a frog girl are!" ”

"Well, the clam girl's mouth is dense and seamless, smiling without showing teeth, the lips are thick, the bottom is like a clam shell, it can be automatically kneaded, nine curved intestines, the aftertaste is endless, it is a first-class girl, this woman is rare in a million." Zhuge Yundao.

"Wow, that's the best!" Jiang Fan's eyes lit up and said, then you can rub it yourself, just like a little hand, the taste is so wonderful!

Zhuge Yun continued: "The prodigal girl, her lips are thick and cylindrical, and the bottom is like a wave, which can roll automatically, and she is also a first-class girl, it is rare to have one in ten million!" ”

"Holy! This one is amazing, like the rolling waves of the sea, just like getting a massage in the water, so comfortable! Jiang Fan's eyes were about to fall out.

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