Text Text_Chapter 867 A Foreigner

If you can trick Yang Xiao into smoking the kind of special cigarettes produced by Helan Xiaoxin, it is a good idea that Li Nannan suddenly thought of under a sudden inspiration.

He had seen with his own eyes that his dear aunt, in order to be able to take a sip of the special offering, trampled her dignity under his feet and let the demon girl play with it.

Seven days.

As long as Yang Xiao is allowed to smoke special offerings for seven consecutive days, Li Nannan can ensure that she can become addicted to drugs.

Of course, this demon's willpower must be much stronger than Yue Zitong's.

But no matter how strong the willpower is, in the face of the demon of drugs, it will become vulnerable.

Otherwise, there will be no "repeat customers" in the drug rehabilitation center.

Thinking of Yang Xiao's drug addiction attack, yawning and crying, kneeling at the feet of Mr. Li, grabbing his trouser leg and begging him to give him a cigarette for emergency, Li Nannan couldn't help but be overjoyed.

Of course, he would give Yang Xiao cigarettes.

Otherwise, the wicked will kill him.

However, Li Nannan will also follow the example of the Helan Demon Maiden who asked Yue Zitong to do certain things.

For example, ordering him to take off his clothes - that kind of thing, Boss Li disdains to do.

No matter how jerked he was, he wasn't jerked to the point where he meant that to a man.

He will only - do you want to turn Yang Xiao into a woman?

Just when Li Nannan was staring at Yang Xiao's handsome face, and his mind came to mind that after he was turned into a shemale, he had time to take care of his business, Yang Xiao asked coldly: "There should be drugs in your best cigarettes, right?" ”

"What? I'm kind enough to think of you, how can you say that? It's just, it's so incomprehensible. ”

Li Nannan's face was full of grievances, but he secretly scolded in his heart: "Damn, a demon is a demon, this brain is fast, and I guessed that Lao Tzu had ill intentions." ”

Yang Xiao didn't bother to demolish Li Nannan's pretense, just looked at the slowly approaching freighter outside the small window, and said lightly: "Let me tell you the truth, even if you can trick me into taking drugs, I won't be addicted." Because I know my body very well and know what to eat in order to counteract certain toxins and maintain my body in the best condition at all times. ”

Li Nannan felt that he was bragging.

For people who are embarrassed to brag in front of him, Li Nannan has never bothered to pay attention.

However, Yang Xiao's next words caught his attention: "Let's take smoking as an example." I've only sucked twice so far. But I've broken down what's in tobacco. And, what things can be used to counteract these things, the toxins that have precipitated. ”

"Just blow it. See what you can get. People who don't know will think you're a Nobel laureate in chemistry when they hear you—"

"What is a Nobel Prize?"

"You haven't even heard of the Nobel Prize?"

Li Nannan was really strange this time, and looked Yang Xiao up and down: "You are from Mars?" ”

"Mars, is it the glow?"

"What do you mean by Glow?"

"Glow, that's what you call Mars."

Yang Xiao lowered his head slightly, looked at the cigarette butts that were about to burn out on his fingertips, and said, "The glowing star is Mars, and it is the god of war." Mars touches the natal chart, and there is anger, anger, impatience, hard work, quarrels and fights, acute pain, inflammation and fever, and the disaster of blood and light of swords, which is a malevolent star. Due to its red color, the glow resembles fire, and the brightness often changes. And moving in the sky, sometimes from west to east, sometimes from east to west, the situation is complicated and confusing. That's why the ancients called it glowing. Take the meaning of 'glowing firelight, away from chaos'. ”

Li Nannan didn't expect that Yang Xiao could say such a large amount of words when explaining Mars.

He raised his right thumb and praised sincerely: "You shouldn't be called Yang Xiao." ”

Yang Xiao rolled his eyes and looked very cold and arrogant: "Then what should I be called?" ”

"You should be called Du Niang."

Li Nannan could see that Yang Xiao's cold arrogance was actually pretended.

No matter how demonic this demon is, he is a person.

Still quite conceited people.

There is no one who is conceited and doesn't like to be patted by others.

And most people will show Yang Xiao's current appearance when they are patted by others.

I like to be patted by others, which is also a weakness.

Li Nannan felt that he could put more effort into this regard in the future, and maybe he would be able to shoot Yang Xiao to death-

Unexpectedly, Yang Xiao asked a little puzzled: "Who is Du Niang?" Is she pretty? How old are you? Where is home? ”

Following Yang Xiao's appearance, Li Nannan also rolled his eyes.

He was really defeated by Yang Xiao, and he didn't even know who Du Niang was.

It's really too lazy to explain anything to such ignorant children.

Yang Xiao really made the action that only children would make.

raised his hand and pushed his crossed knee, with a hint of coquettishness in his voice: "Say it quickly, who is Du Niang." ”

Suddenly, Li Nannan shuddered.

If Yang Xiao is a woman, even if she looks ugly, it's better to be a little more handsome, with this action, this tone to talk to him, Li Nannan will not feel that there is anything wrong.

But Yang Xiao is a man.

It's still a very evil, terrible boss.

Whoever he is spoiled with will be afraid!

was really afraid that he would be coquettish again, Li Nannan had to tell him that Du Niang was the abbreviation of Baidu by netizens.

"Oh, that's the search software on my phone."

After figuring out who Du Niang was, Yang Xiao was bored and returned to the original topic: "What kind of award is that, and what is it?" ”

"The Nobel Prize is not a prize, it is a prize awarded by a Swede named Nobel to reward people who have made outstanding contributions in the fields of science and culture."

After patiently listening to Li Nannan's explanation, Yang Xiao said coldly: "That Sweden, is it very powerful?" ”

"Before, it seems to have been very powerful, right?"

After Li Nannan said this, he suddenly had a sense of cultural superiority.

decided to take advantage of the fact that the freighter had not yet come, to give this force value to a super pervert, but in a way it was a lonely turtle, take a good look at the science, what he knows.

According to archaeologists, the Sedolithic area of Sweden was inhabited during the Stone Age as the snow melted in the interior during the Ice Age.

They lived near the Baltic Sea and lived mainly by hunting and fishing, and the southern part of the country was already densely populated in the Bronze Age.

By the 9th century, Sweden had developed a Viking culture, and by 1100 AD, it had begun to form a state.

Subsequently, it annexed Finland and attacked Denmark, Norway and other countries.

The mid-16th century, and from the beginning of the 17th century, was the height of Sweden's power, which included present-day Finland, Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania, as well as parts of Russia, Poland, and Germany.

But later, with the defeat of the war with Russia and other countries, it gradually went into decline, and the occupied land was spit out.

"Still, their leaders are smart. In both world wars, a neutral attitude was adopted - "

When Li Nannan was showing off his talents, Yang Xiao interrupted him impatiently again: "In your heart, is Sweden better, or is it better to be Chinese?" ”

Although he was very angry with Yang Xiao's impolite behavior, Li Nannan still replied truthfully: "In my heart, it is good to be Huaxia at any time." ”

Just when he was wondering if he would confide in Yang Xiao how deeply he loved his motherland, Yang Xiao snorted coldly: "Hmph, then why do you still respect Sweden?" ”

Li Nanfang said: "Do I have it?" ”

"I can tell from the tone of your voice that you yearn for that award. If you don't admire Sweden, how can you aspire to that broken prize? ”

Yang Xiao said coldly: "Just a small land, I dare to compete with my Huaxia Shenzhou, and I have also won the high approval of you people." It's incredible. In my opinion, that No-no prize is just the meat and bones thrown by others, attracting a group of dogs to snatch it. You are a citizen of Huaxia Shenzhou, don't you smell of starvation and don't eat the food that comes from you? But you, regardless of the noble status of the Chinese people of Shenzhou, went to compete with those barbarians for food, and were complacent about grabbing it, which is simply a shame on the face of your ancestors. ”

"If it weren't for the fact that you were still useful, I would have thrown you into the sea right now to sober you up!"

"Alas, please spare the hero's life, the little one will never dare to do it again."

Li Nannan sighed heavily, clenched his hands into fists, and tilted his chin with a look of shame on his face.

He was speechless to Yang Xiao.

He just wanted to show off his profound knowledge to this turtle, but he was mistaken for a foreigner.

Seeing Yang Xiao say that later, with a face full of hatred that iron is not made of steel, Li Nannan has no doubt that if he dares to refute it, he will definitely be forced out by this angry young man from a window that is not much bigger than the mouth of the bowl.

Yang Xiao didn't see Li Nannan's helplessness - he thought that this guy was really moved by him.

Raised his hand and patted him on the shoulder, and said very generously: "The ancients said, if you know your mistakes, you can change them, and you are very good - oh, by the way, I haven't explained to you yet, what should I eat after smoking, in order to dissolve the toxins that tobacco precipitates in my body." ”

Eat blood.

What pig blood, duck blood, sheep blood, etc.

Preferably human blood.

It is best to drink it raw - because blood is clearly recorded in ancient Chinese medicine and has the function of clearing the lungs, which is better than medicinal materials such as plant roots.

After Yang Xiao said that, his eyes fell on the major artery of Li Nannan's neck, and his neat and white teeth slowly rubbed.

"Damn, this demon, can't it be that after smoking a cigarette from me, he wants to drink my blood to clear his lungs, right?"

Li Nannan's scalp was numb by him, and he hurriedly said that this room was too stuffy, so he went out first to breathe.

was about to turn over and get up, but was grabbed by Yang Xiao's shoulder.

"Grass, is this going to happen?"

Li Nannan was so frightened that his heart trembled, and when he was about to struggle hard, he heard him say: "Change your clothes first, and then go out." ”

"Change of clothes? What to change into clothes? ”

Li Nannan was stunned, looked down, and found that there were two corpses on the ground behind the door of the hut.

These two corpses were the younger brothers sent by Liszt to check on the situation after hearing that Bill had died and Ham had disappeared.

They were all crushed by Yang Xiao's throat, and their eyes stared out of their sockets, and they looked very dead.

Li Nannan understood: "We have to take advantage of the darkness to pretend to be Liszt's subordinates and get mixed up with that freighter." ”

"Besides, what else do you have to do to save your woman? Through her again, can you find out Min Rou's whereabouts? ”

Yang Xiao raised his eyebrows, and said in a gloomy tone: "Actually, if you want me to say, as long as you can protect your woman, everyone else will die cleanly, it's best." ”

"No way!"

Li Nannan replied categorically.

Yang Xiao asked, "Why?" ”

Li Nannan stood up, bowed his left leg, kicked his right leg, covered his chest with his right hand, stretched forward with his left hand, raised his chin at a forty-five degree angle, and said slowly: "Because, I am a messenger of peace." My greatest wish is that there will be no more wars in the world and no more deaths. We all live happily and find a beautiful aunt to have a baby - how nice is it? ”