Chapter 741: Unequal Treaties [Second Update!]
Immediately, an enlightenment flooded a cat's heart: this goods, he wouldn't mean that, right?!!
"I'm a cat, at least it looks like this! Have you ever seen a cat eating steamed buns?" The second goods really wanted to slap this plate of steamed buns on Ye Xiao's face.
Who is the second goods?
actually gave a newborn cat steamed buns......
This is only possible with the purest second goods.
"Second goods!" Ye Xiao said.
The second cargo drooped his ears and ignored it, but he didn't hear it.
"Second goods!" Ye Xiao called again.
Still ignoring.
Ye Xiao seemed to be half addicted and continued to scream.
"Two goods!", "Two goods!", "Two goods!", "Two goods!", ......
This is the name I gave you from your master, and if you dare not agree, I will keep calling it.
Until you say yes.
See who can beat whom?!
When Ye Xiao finally called seventy-nine times, the second cargo finally raised his head, and he was weak and helpless to "meow". It can be seen that if it doesn't agree, this guy can not say anything to himself, just call it by name until the earth is desolate!
That's it, Lord Ben is scared of you...... You tendon!
"Second goods!" Ye Xiao called again.
"Meow. The second cargo hurriedly agreed in frustration.
Master, don't call it down, even if you don't get annoyed, I'm broken......
"Er, are you hungry or not? Eat steamed bread or not, do you not eat steamed bread? Is it because you are not hungry, or do you not eat steamed bread!" Ye Xiao asked.
"Meow ......"
"You can't meow, whether you eat or not, you have to make it clear, if you don't tell me clearly, how do I know if you eat or not, you only make it clear, I know whether you eat or not......"
I'm meow, how can this girl be so verbose, do you dare to be a little more verbose, I'll bear it!
"Meow, meow!"
"Well, I know, you don't eat steamed buns, so you eat beef?"
"Meow?!"
"Eat mutton?"
"Meow?!"
"Eat pork?"
"Meow ......" the second goods are completely speechless.
I'm going crazy, I'm going to be crazy, why would I have such a master.
Oh my God, open your eyes and rain down a bolt of extinction to kill this bastard!
Ye Xiaowu kept asking with great interest: "Why don't you eat horse meat?"
"Meow~~~~" The second cargo covered his face with two paws and turned his belly in pain. The little belly is bulging and bulging, and I really don't know what to say.
You've got nothing but meat...... Can you say anything else?
"Eat donkey meat?" Ye Xiao asked with interest.
"Meow~嗷~"
"Damn, why are you so difficult to serve, you don't eat this or that, what do you eat? Do you eat human flesh?" Ye Xiao asked as if he was crazy.
The second goods finally couldn't stand it anymore, and suddenly a grunt stood up, staring at Ye Xiao with very humane eyes and full of disdain, and said tenderly: "Idiot! I eat fish! Eat fish!"
Ye Xiao immediately slapped the past: "Why the hell can you talk but don't say it earlier?Meow, what kind of meow! Play personality with me?!"
The second cargo was caught off guard, and was directly slapped to the ground by a slap, and rolled several times;
"Meow~~~" The second goods are angry from the heart to the side of the gall, and the anger is soaring!
You dare to hit Lord Ben.
Just as he was about to have an attack, he saw Ye Xiao slap him again: "What are you meowing? You still don't accept it? You dare to bare your teeth with me, don't you? Can't talk normally? Do you have to meow...... Who can understand your meow? Believe it or not, Lao Tzu changed your name to cat!"
When the second adult heard this, he was even more furious, and jumped up directly, waving his two little paws for a while, showing his righteous indignation, and his mouth was so excited that he meowed, but then Ye Xiao grabbed the fur on the back of his head and pulled it up.
So, in an instant, a certain meow turned into an empty sack, hanging softly in the air, and all four paws hung down, like a prisoner who had committed a crime and was awaiting trial.
This is the most irresistible place on the cat's body, once someone grabs the back of the neck of the fur, that is a great ability, and it can't be used.
The second goods were picked up by Ye Xiao, and suddenly the teeth and claws that were about to attack turned into a pitiful, petty and cute, with his little head down, but his eyes turned up vigorously, wanting to see Ye Xiao's face and express his willingness to beg for mercy.
Ben-sama was really careless......
Ye Xiao dangled the second goods in his hand, and a finger pointed at the wet and small nose of the second goods again and again: "Don't meow anymore?" Say, have you taken it? Have you taken it? You actually dare to lose your temper with your master! You are bold! Say, do you want to change your name to cat?!"
The limbs of the second cargo drooped, and the head was drooping, and he was carried to the vital point, not only could not struggle at all, but he was simply pitiful and could not move, as if he was a salted fish that had been dried and hung up......
Hey...... Salted fish comes to mind;
The second cargo was suddenly carried like this, and saliva flowed out.
"Meow Meow...... I'm going to eat fish...... I'll just eat fish......"
The second cargo was already in tears at this time.
"Say, have you taken it?" Ye Xiao asked.
"Meow~~" A certain cat is pitiful.
"Convinced? or not convinced?"
"Meow ......"
Under the strong coercion of Ye Dashuai, the two goods groveled and signed an alliance under the city.
For example, you must be obedient, for example, you must obey your master, for example, even if you don't open your mouth to speak when no one is around, you can speak with your mind, but you must not meow!
On the contrary, when there are people, you must meow!
There are also several articles like these, many unequal jumps......
Ye Xiaoyi chased after the poor man with the remaining bravery, took advantage of the victory to pursue, and signed all the conditions that could be thought of into a treaty.
Later, even the unbelievable conditions of 'if you have delicious food to eat first, and if you have fun to play with your master...... you first', they were forced to bow their heads and agree......
So much so that after being put down by Ye Xiao, the second cargo was still in a listless state, and the group pretended to be dead on the ground.
I regret it......
Someone would treat the cute Ben-sama like that?!
This guy is so abominable......
Ye Xiao didn't care about the little guy who pretended to be dead, and caressed it in his hand, no matter how he teased it, the second thing just didn't raise his head and didn't open his eyes, hum, you offended me so much, I don't want to pay attention to you!
This meow is also a dignified meow!
Its eyes shrunk in Ye Xiao's arms blankly, and a snow-white paw unconsciously straightened its beards; it looked sick and motionless, but it was thinking in its heart: What should be used, what means should be used to regain its own sovereignty?
Is it possible to have wood?
Is there wood and hope?
Meow...... I'm scared to death......