A good friend opened a new book, which is very interesting, if you are short of books, you can take a look, the title of the book is "Hell Micro Business".

Brief introduction:Forced to swallow a mobile phone, I actually received a hellish cute girl, all kinds of luck, chance encounters, and good things are all free shipping!

Chapter 1 Sample:

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In the last class of the afternoon, I took out my mobile phone and saw that it was almost half past six, and I didn't know what time I had to pick up the rags in the yard, and I had to stay up late.

Riding like a burning ass to the fork in the road of Limin, he decided to take a shortcut from the alley behind the platform factory. This alley is a narrow road between two adjacent abandoned factories, and on both sides it is overgrown with trees and shade, which is very gloomy.

I usually don't dare to go, but today I am really anxious, and I ride fast, and I don't care that there will be a big pit in front of me.

Almost didn't fall to his death.

I grinned and got up to see that my hands and knees were bleeding, Emma, it hurt!

Completely subconsciously, he glanced back into the collapsed wall.

This casual glance scared me, and I didn't care about the pain, so I pushed the bike and ran.

"Zhang Taishou, why do you stop me!"

Gao Hu shouted behind him, I want to listen to you, I am your grandson.

"Damn, I want to run, stop him!" Several people chased after him.

After running a few steps, the car was dragged down, and Gao Hu came up with two big mouths, beating me Venus.

"Dog, dare to run?!"

"Tiger, Brother Tiger...; …; I didn't see it. I defended myself with my head and face salivating.

Several people ran over and surrounded me in the middle, and Wang Chuanyi pressed my shoulder: "How to fix it?" A strange scent blew from his mouth.

"You really didn't see it?" The young man with the duck throat clearly didn't believe it.

"No, no...; …; I really didn't see anything. ”

I hurriedly shook my head in denial. I knew in my heart that this thing didn't smell like a cigarette. Occasionally, I passed by a family and smelled it, and later I saw the police arresting people.

There was also a gloomy man with curly hair standing at the intersection, and it seemed that there was no way to run.

The male duck looked at Gao Hu with a sneer, and Gao Hu sneered and pinched my chin and pressed the cigarette to my mouth.

"Take a few bites and let you go."

"Brother Tiger Rao...; …; ”

I struggled desperately, but I was still pinched by my nose and inhaled, the strong smoke accompanied by the spicy and inexplicable smell choked my throat and eyes, and my brain buzzed blank again.

I felt like a fire was burning in my stomach, my eyes were blurry, my whole body was shaking like a high fever, and tears and snot were running down, not to mention how uncomfortable it was.

"Hahaha...; …; ”

Several people laughed loudly.

"What a stupid dog!" Wang Chuanyi pursed his lips disdainfully.

It took a long time to return to normal, I wiped my tears and looked at Gao Hu pitifully: "Brother Tiger...; …; Can I go? ”

Gao Hu didn't want to let me go so easily, so he grabbed his schoolbag and fell to the ground, the textbook and test papers were scattered all over the ground, and the broken Nokia also fell to the ground.

"Damn," Wang Chuanyi picked up his phone, "You still use this thing to pick it up from the garbage?" ”

Gao Hu took his mobile phone and tapped it on my head: "Why do you say that my hands are so itchy when I see you...; …; Hey, have you ever been to that old bastard? ”

I shook my head.

My dad has been in prison for more than ten years, and he has been to see it a few times except when he was a child, and I have to forget it if I don't mention it.

When I grew up, I realized that my family was poor like this, and it was all thanks to him when I was a child and was bullied.

I don't know what he did to the Gao family, I only heard people say that he worships Gao Hu's father.

However, being innocent doesn't mean that Gao Hu doesn't bully me.

At this moment, he was holding his phone and staring at me maliciously: "Swallow the phone and I'll let you go." ”

"You just said you would take a few sips...; …; ”

Liu Wei persuaded: "Brother Tiger, don't make trouble, you will die." ”

Gao Hu raised his foot and kicked: "Roll next door to Nima, Lao Tzu has already seen that you don't have one heart, and you don't smoke this good thing, you want to be an anti-bone boy?!" ”

Liu Wei was kicked back a few steps, and his hand was released, and I took the opportunity to break away and run, but I tripped under my feet and fell heavily to the ground.

Gao Hu stepped on my waist and eyes: "Bastard, you still run!" Hold it. ”

I actually scolded me for being a mongrel, and I hated this word the most...; …;

But I couldn't resist at all, so I was trampled on by a few feet, and Gao Hu pinched my mouth and stuffed it in.

If I swallow it, my intestines will be rotten, and I won't die or die, I clenched my teeth and didn't let go, and I stomped on my head angrily, and I felt pain at first, and then I was hit hard in my ear, and I lost consciousness when I rolled my eyes.

I don't know how long it took, but when I woke up from the cold and damp, I felt that my head was swollen like a pig's head, and my whole body fell apart, and my throat and eyes were filled with chili pepper water.

It was pitch black, and there was silence all around.

Thinking of forcing me to swallow my phone, I was busy touching my body, and sure enough, I felt something cold and hard in my stomach.

Shit really stuffed my phone in my stomach!

In an instant, I felt that I was going to die, all kinds of despair, resentment and unwillingness, and tears flowed down uncontrollably.

Gao Hu is two years older than me, stronger than me, and their family is powerful; My dad is a criminal, and I've been scolded as a mongrel since I was a child, and I pick up rags with my grandfather for a living...; …;

The more I compare, the more I think about it, the more uncomfortable it becomes.

But I lay on the ground and cried for a long time, except for the pain and discomfort, I still lived well, and there was no.

It's not a matter of crying, grandpa is still waiting for me at home, if I die, how will he live? Struggling to get up, pick up the book, and get ready to go home.

Suddenly, I felt that I was being electrified, and I shuddered all over my body, and sat on the ground with my ass.

Damn, what the hell is this, haven't you sucked that one and haven't slowed down?

My stomach was numb and crispy again, and I suddenly understood: Dog's day actually turned on the vibration mode for me.

Suddenly the anger burned, and the depression that had been accumulated for many years burst out in an instant. Anyway, I won't live long, I will let Gao Hu pad my back when I die, grandpa often said that barefoot is not afraid of wearing shoes, afraid of hair!

"Dog's Day Gao Hu, I'm going to kill you!"

The wolf howled like this, and he didn't feel much pain in his body.

Pack up and go home, I pushed the car and was just about to leave, I thought it was wrong, I died, what should Fang Fei do? Although people have never ignored me, it doesn't mean that I don't have a chance, does it?

Just thinking wildly, I heard a "poof" laugh.

"Who? Who's scaring me? I looked around in fright.

"Hahaha, laughing to death, hahaha...; …; ”

My brain suddenly stopped, how did this sound feel like it came from me, my hands were touching my body, I was possessed by a ghost?

The man laughed so hard that my head hurt and swelled.

"You, who the hell are you?"

"Ahem," the man finally held back a laugh, "I've just been flattened and I'm going to die...; …; Oh, that's a lot of ideas. Well, I'll explain it to you, so you don't have to chatter. As for me, you can interpret me as the phone in my stomach. ”

"Uh," I blushed, "you—it's a cell phone, in my stomach?" ”

The brain hole is not big enough, I really can't imagine that a broken phone can talk to me. Touching the hard lump on the belly with his hand, I couldn't figure out when the broken Nokia that was dug out of the garbage heap became so bad.

He seemed to see through my thoughts: "For example, if you are a computer, you can transmit information by connecting your mobile phone to the computer, so I know what you are thinking." ”

It's amazing, it's amazing.

It's a miracle that I swallowed my phone and didn't die, and now I'm still talking to me, even if it's a ghost possession, I don't think there's any fuss.

But with this thing in my stomach, I always feel like I have a tumor on my body, and if I don't cut it, it will become cancerous and die.

"Haha, you want to get your phone off?"

It's just a roundworm in my stomach, no, it's a mobile phone in my stomach.

"Let's be honest, I'm just a wandering spirit, I already have no spiritual power, and I didn't die because I was lucky enough to attach it to your phone, but I didn't expect you to swallow it. Now I have no choice but to be swallowed by you with your phone. If you have surgery and your family has no money, I will die. In this sense, we are dependent on each other. Then again, if it weren't for me, you would have hung up. ”

"But a phone kills people in the stomach."

"Gee, you're such a stupid dog. I use your body as energy now, can I make you die? Besides, I'm going to make sure your gastric juice can dissolve your phone, so that I'll be completely integrated into your body, become a part of your body, and I can do a lot of things that I couldn't do before. ”

Hey, the ghost still has ideas.

Can my gastric juice digest my phone? I've heard of people eating stones, glass, and nails, but I've never heard of anyone who likes to eat mobile phones.

The phone saw through my doubts.

"Don't believe me? Okay, I'll show you. ”

The WeChat menu immediately popped up in my mind, and the three words Zhang Taishou popped up in it, and I clicked send, and my hand speed was fast.

"Well, it turns out that you are a micro-businessman." It's too.

It turned out that I thought it would become a super phone, like Spider-Man and Transformers, listen to what Fork says about me, and see if Fang Fei has thought of me in his heart.

"Hey, it's here again!"

Brother was actually ridiculed by a mobile phone.

With music in my ears, my first feeling was that it was my grandfather's phone, which I answered without a teacher, and my grandfather urged me to go home quickly.

Pushing the cart out, my mind was like a pot of pulp, and I always felt that I was beaten up. As soon as I got out of the alley, a motorcycle braked sharply, and the man asked me, "Your name is Zhang Taishou?" ”

I nodded, and saw clearly that it was the courier brother of a certain pass, and when I took the package and opened it, it turned out to be a bottle of Yunnan Baiyao.

Damn, that's awesome.

"Now you believe it?"

I nodded straight, unscrewed the cap and smelled it, and I was immediately refreshed and less painful. Hehe, although it's not as good as Spider-Man, make money from this, and you won't have to pick up garbage in the future.

“…; …; ”

The mobile phone was speechless for a while, I couldn't bear to ride the car to rush home, and I heard him complain for a long time: "Please, brother, I don't sell this thing part-time." ”

Rise? Nani?

Do you still have a private job?

"I'm from Hell, and everyone calls me Hell's Chef, and some call me Hell's Cook. You actually asked me to be a micro-business...; …; ”

I'm dumb!

What the hell is Hell Kitchen? It's so horrible? Feelings are just a cook, or a girl? Is there such a funny comparison?