I angrily snatched the microphone that Zhao Yao was holding and snatched it over.

The former school flower sister of the 28th middle school pays great attention to her image in the eyes of boys, in addition to dressing up in the fashion, she will also actively participate in debate competitions, recitation competitions, singing competitions, and serve as the host of the flag-raising ceremony, not missing any opportunity to be in the limelight.

She may indeed be able to stop a car to save a dog in order to be on TV, and she will put on a touching smile at the camera, and show her inner beauty by saying something beautiful according to the previous haode script - but the squad leader will not! The squad leader really likes dogs, and he is not afraid of being dirty or tired, if it weren't for his hunter aura that would frighten those dogs in the cage, now the squad leader is definitely not sitting at the negotiating table, but going to take care of the sick dog with Xiaoding!

"Who is rarely on your TV!" I took Zhao Yao's microphone in my hand and yelled at the camera, "Our school girl has the opportunity to be on TV!" External beauty, inner beauty or something, you don't need to promote it at all! Our school flower ...... Ouch! ”

The squad leader secretly twisted it on my lower back, meaning that I was not allowed to call her a school flower again, it really hurt, probably from the true biography of the loudspeaker.

While screwing me at an angle that no one else could see, she made an extremely serious expression, and neither reporters, policemen, nor dog dealers noticed her small movements.

Mrs. Xu sat next to me to the right, although she didn't see the squad leader screwing me, but from my reaction, she deduced that something similar had happened, and she didn't say anything, but just smiled at us with a "it's good to be young" expression.

It is said that older women like to introduce people to people, I seriously doubt that Xu Fupo watched too much of the movie "101 Dalmatians" back then, and believed that "a thousand miles of marriage and a dog leads", so I think that I and the squad leader both like dogs, so the two of us should be together, and Ma Huiyu and Niu always like dogs, so they should also be together.

After being twisted by the class leader, I stopped saying the word "school flower" anymore, but I was not convinced, and secretly thought, "After the school starts, you have to be the school flower if you don't want to!" ”

"Anyway, it's not uncommon for our squad leader to appear on your TV! Interview me if you want! "I am confident that I am wearing sunglasses, and I will not be recognized by the very few netizens who have watched "Bloody Battle in Jinling".

Because the microphone was taken away by me, even if Zhao Yao didn't want to interview me, he had to ask me casually.

"Then this classmate who doesn't want to reveal his name, do you think it's a 'cool' behavior to stop a car and save a dog?"

"I think it's a very 'funny' act." Officer Ma said cool words on the other side.

"Yes, yes, it's funny," Zeng Lao Liu echoed, "It's funny." ”

Huh? You're a dog dealer who keeps up with the times! Internet buzzwords are not lost to us students!

"You're funny!" Xu Fupo retorted, "Your whole family is funny!" ”

"Don't make noise, don't make noise!" Police officer Xiao Zhang couldn't help but say, "Harmonious society!" Solve the problem peacefully! ”

After everyone stopped talking for a while, I took the microphone and said loudly with a serious appearance: "It's neither cool nor funny to stop a car and save a dog, but it's worth thinking about!" I've fallen into deep contemplation anyway! I hope you will come and meditate with me! ”

This is a trick I learned from the Internet forum, whenever you don't want to be caught by the other party when you discuss, you can express your opinions vaguely in this way, and you don't say anything if you seem to have a deep meaning, I don't believe that my mouth is full of ethereal, and Zhao Yao can still find a way to ask tricky questions.

Zhao Yao was really disappointed with my answer: "That, this classmate, didn't you think about any results?" ”

"Yes!" I was shocked.

Zhao Yao was overjoyed, "Then, hurry up and tell the national audience, what results did you, a volunteer, think about stopping a car and saving a dog?" ”

He wants me to take a stand, whether I say it's cool to stop a car and save a dog, or it's funny to stop a car and save a dog, or even cool and funny, anyway, he can use this to provoke contradictions and create topics.

I'm not going to be fooled, it's not the first time I've seen him talk nonsense.

So I smiled very sincerely, and then replied with a solemn expression: "Although I have thought about the result, I can't say it, because my Chinese teacher said it well: eating steamed buns that others have chewed is not fragrant." So I hope that the audience in front of the TV will think for themselves and not listen to my opinions, which will cause preconceived ideas. xiexie！ ”

Zhao Yao was just whetted by me, and immediately I poured a basin of cold water on him, he was so anxious that he scratched his ears and cheeks, pricked his hands and said: "You don't have to think about it so much, and the audience doesn't have time to think!" You should have some opinion on this matter today! Just talk about it! ”

I winked through my sunglasses, "Really, anything goes?" ”

"Anything goes!" Zhao Yao nodded and said, "Dongshan News Station pays the most attention to press freedom!" Don't be afraid! ”

The subtext is: the more radical the opinion, the better, the more explosive, the better, he wants me to scold the dog dealer, and then provoke the Zeng brothers to do it with me on the spot, and then shoot this scene and broadcast it on the news to attract people's attention.

"In that case...... I scratched my head, "then I'm welcome, I really have something to say, I've been holding it for a long time just now, and I'm actually a little embarrassed......"

The squad leader didn't know what I was going to say, so he secretly pulled the corner of my T-shirt and told me to be cautious.

Zhao Yao was overjoyed, with a smile on his face, urging: "There's nothing to be embarrassed about!" Say whatever you want! Young people should have the courage to express their opinions! ”

I stared at Zhao Yao's expectant eyes, nodded in agreement, and then lowered my body slightly and took out the Swiss Army knife that had been silent in my trouser pocket for a long time.

"Hello everyone, please pay attention to this knife in my hand, it is not an ordinary knife......"

I smiled at the camera, and there were no leaves left on my freshly cleaned teeth, and I was the one who advertised toothpaste.

It's just that they hold up toothpaste, and I hold up Swiss Army knives.

"Not bad! You guessed the audience in front of the TV! It's a Swiss Army knife! But it's no ordinary Swiss Army knife! Look! ”

I pointed to the shield cross on the black hilt.

"You see the Swiss flag, right? With a size of 111 mm, it is the largest model of a Swiss Army Knife! The knife sold on the market is called 'Centurion'! ”

"But my knife is not comparable to an ordinary 'centurion'! Because it is a diplomatic gift, it is specially selected from high-quality steel, and all parts are specially reinforced, which is definitely stronger and more durable than ordinary 'centurions', so it can be called a 'centurion'! ”

Next, I first opened the main knife, which is also about 111 mm long, and let the camera take a picture of the word "VICTORINOX" at the root of the main knife.

"I don't know what to pronounce this line of, but it means that this is the meaning of the Victorinox saber, and it is the only authentic brand called the Swiss Army Knife along with another Vigo saber!"

Without waiting for Zhao Yao and the cameraman to recover from the shock, I continued to unfold the various components of the saber one by one, and the tone of the introduction should be as exaggerated as it was exaggerated, and how fleshy and numb it was.

"Wow~~~~~ it even includes a bottle opener, a can opener, a cork drill, a taper, pliers, a hacksaw, a wire stripper, scissors, an electric lamp, a ballpoint pen, a magnifying glass, a toothpick...... Look here! Look here! Look here! ”

I was so excited that I barely said, "Just 998!" Just 998! Swiss Army Knife bought home".

Hmph, all kinds of ostentatious sabers failed just now, and they suffocated me! This time, I finally showed the national audience that the Sprinkle family is worth it in this life.

Zhao Yao's face turned white, and while I was fascinated by fiddling with the Swiss Army knife, he took back his microphone, and whispered to the cameraman: "Xiao Wang, cut this section after I go back!" ”

Officer Ma and Xiao Zhang, a criminal policeman and a policeman, also cast admiring glances at me one after another -- I have the courage to express my opinions, isn't it worthy of admiration? However, the two of them may be under too much pressure at work, not good at expressing their feelings, and a little contempt mixed with admiration.

As for the squad leader, she was even more determined this time, turning her face out of the glass window, completely pretending not to know me.

Instead, Xu Fupo covered her mouth and said, "Ye Lin, you are really funny!" ”

Zeng Lao Liu, who was on the other side, said: "That's why I said you should be funny!" ”

Xu Fupo almost quarreled with Zeng Lao Liu again, when Officer Ma's eyelids were fighting, and he waved his hand to Zhao Yao and said, "You go outside to interview other volunteers, they are taking care of the dogs, there must be a lot to say, don't delay us to reach a sale agreement." ”

Zhao Yao looked at the dozen or so volunteers in the square, surrounded by a large truck, a little hesitant, I hurriedly squeezed into the camera with a Swiss army knife again, and said with emotion:

"Whether it's home travel or wild survival, it's a good helper for the owner! As a pure master, how can you not have a hand? Don't you be embarrassed to say that you are a pure master? ”

I'm a person who has acted in film and television dramas, and I have some experience in following the camera, and the photographer tried to exclude me from the camera several times, but it all ended in failure.

Zuihou Zhao Yao said helplessly: "Let's go interview the volunteers outside first, and then come back later." ”

"Don't go!" I shouted at Zhao Yao's back, "My Swiss Army Knife still has a lot of functions, and I haven't finished showing it to the national audience!" Look at this nail file! Very easy to use! I just used it! ”

It wasn't until Zhao Yao was angry with me, the "advertising emperor", that I sat down in my seat satisfied, and before the Swiss Army knife in my hand could be put away, Xiao Zhang, a policeman standing on the side, suddenly asked with a slightly red face:

"Where's that?"

No way! In order to disgust Zhao Yao, I made an advertisement indiscriminately, which actually made you tempted by the little policeman! I'm not for sale! It was a diplomatic gift from Brother Melancholy! A few days ago, Xiaoqin finally returned it to me!

I subconsciously protected the "Centurion" Swiss Army Knife and acted like no one could snatch my treasure.

At this time, Ma Huiyu called back, and she discussed with Mr. Niu about buying a dog, and it seemed that there was a result.

======= divider ======= popularity rankings, the book friend "Burst Candy" voted 1,000 PK votes for the squad leader, and begged Amy to pop Amy by the way (such a murderous squad leader party, even the real sister will not let go).

Also supporting the squad leader are "Brother Legend, It's a Pit", "XR Shizaki Kurumi", "Caramel PoH", etc., so that the squad leader's total score is close to the 40,000 mark.

Xiaoqin got the votes of book friends such as "White Scenery in Daydream", "Xia Yujun X", and "Autumn Cool", so that Xiaoqin is working hard for a total score of 30,000.

Amy, Pooh, and Gong Caicai also got a certain amount of votes, and the book friend who supported Gong Caicai "Falling Starry Sky" specially said: "It would be better to have a little more scum leaf bullying Gong Caicai." "So don't bully honest people guilty......

zuihou, "Dream, Hongchen" voted for Xiao Ding's mobile phone recommendation, so Xiao Ding was honorably on the list, in addition to Uncle Fireball, another person who was worried about the pseudo-Niang Chrysanthemum appeared on the list.