Chapter 452: Two Retarded

Xue Dongnan, who was sitting in the car, was also startled by the man's eyes, but he didn't have the scared look of the driver, he opened the door very calmly and got out of the car, and after taking a few steps forward, a cool breeze blew behind him, and a few snowflakes slowly fell on the tip of his nose.

"You ......"

Xue Dongnan began to look at the long-haired man, looking at his expression and facial features, he should have seen it somewhere, but suddenly he couldn't remember where he had seen it, he just felt familiar.

The long hair covered the man's forehead, Xue Dongnan could only see the other party's mouth and nose, and his eyes could only see a little clearly, and the more he looked, the more familiar he became.

"You really don't recognize me anymore."

The man asked in a hoarse voice.

Xue Dongnan frowned, this person's age looked like he was about twenty years old, but his voice was hoarse, as if he had eaten something and punctured his throat.

The man snorted coldly and said, "It seems that you are really a noble person, you have forgotten me after only a few months, maybe my guy will remind you of it......"

After speaking, the man raised his arm and took out the broken blade hidden behind him, Xue Dongnan took a closer look at the broken blade, which was all sharp serrated teeth, and it was also stained with blood, but it had been dried, and after the snowflakes fell on it, it looked like there was a bright beauty.

"Do you recognize it?" The man's hoarse voice asked.

Xue Dongnan shook his head.

"Damn!"

The man scolded suddenly, as if he had changed a person: "Lao Tzu is just pretending to be deep, you can't recognize it, I greet your ancestors." After scolding, the man directly threw his long hair on the ground, which turned out to be a wig.

"You...... Are you ......" Xue Dongnan's brows tightened, the man took the broken blade in his left hand, and grinned: "Do you recognize it now?" ”

Xue Dongnan glanced at the other party up and down, the man grinned, and stroked his hair very chicly, and said; "I'm such a handsome and handsome guy, you can't find a second one in the world, I'm a handsome guy who everyone loves......"

"Now you should think about who I am?" The man asked, laughing.

Xue Dongnan was a little crying and laughing by this man, thinking that where did a neurotic come from in this winter, just stop his car, and pretended to ask himself in a deep way if he knew each other, he knew a ghost!

"Okay, you just say who you are, don't sell it." Xue Dongnan asked angrily.

"Impersonal guy."

The man pursed his lips, his arm was broken, his face was immediately full of pride, and he said: "I am the first brother in the rivers and lakes when the car bursts when the car is bursting!" ”

"Poof."

"It's you."

Xue Dongnan almost burst out laughing, and said: "Brother Jianghu, I've heard of it, wasn't it the one who wanted to kill me last time, why haven't you seen me for a while, and you came to kill me again?" ”

"Not really."

The first brother waved the broken blade in his hand, and then lay on the ground to do push-ups, and said; "I've been waiting for you here for hours, and the buns are about to kill me, and I think if you don't come out, I'll go straight to you."

"Then tell me, who is going to kill me this time?" Xue Dongnan asked.

Jianghu squatted on the ground to do frog jumping, and after doing a dozen nervously, he panted and said: "It was a buyer who asked me to kill you, and he gave me 100,000 yuan, but he asked me to cut off one of your hands." ”

"My hand is worth 100,000 yuan?" Xue Dongnan asked in amazement.

The first brother of the rivers and lakes grinned and said; "100,000 yuan is already expensive, ordinary people are bidding 20,000 or 30,000 yuan, you are content."

"Come on, don't talk so much nonsense, you reach out and let me cut it off, so I can take your hand and go back to my life."

Xue Dongnan was amused by this first brother in the rivers and lakes, he felt that this kid liked to joke with others very much, and this person's strength was also very good, if he could be recruited as a junior brother, it would be a good thing.

"Boy, what are you still doing in a daze, my weapons are hungry and thirsty, reach for it."

The first brother of the rivers and lakes urged.

Xue Dongnan was speechless with a smile, seeing this, the first brother of Jianghu came over directly with a sack, and said: "Don't be happy too early, the employer gave me 100,000 yuan, and it was your right hand that I cut off, and you can only live with your left hand in the future." ”

"Well, put your hand into the sack, my brother's chopping speed is absolutely fast, you won't feel a certain pain, just like after giving birth, your face is full of joy......

The first brother of the rivers and lakes coaxed Xue Dongnan like a child, and personally opened the sack and asked him to put his hand in, Xue Dongnan couldn't help but ask: "After so many months, why has your IQ degraded more and more, and who would be stupid to put his hand in it and cut it for you." ”

"Yes, I put my hand in it obediently for the guy before, and now my hand is still in it." The first brother of Jianghu said very funny.

Hearing this, Xue Dongnan immediately glanced into the sack, it didn't matter, Xue Dongnan was really frightened, because he saw that there was really an arm in the sack, and it was still bloody, as if it had just been cut off.

Nunu, the first brother of the rivers and lakes, pointed to the inside of the alley and said; "That guy just fainted not long ago, you hurry up and cooperate with me, and then you two will go to the hospital together."

The corners of Xue Dongnan's mouth twitched fiercely and said, "You're fucking joking!" ”

"Who is kidding you, hurry up, hurry up and get your hand in!" The tone of the first brother became impatient.

Xue Dongnan took a step forward, stared at the other party with his eyes, and said, "You are my little brother, and I will give you 100,000 yuan a month, so you don't have to fight and kill all day long." ”

"It's okay with you, anyway, if you have money, you don't take it for nothing, but you have to let me complete this task, hurry up, put your hand into the sack and let me cut it off, when the time comes, you will support me for 100,000 yuan a month, and I will give you this life."

Xue Dongnan was speechless in anger, his body trembled, and he scolded: "Damn, retarded! ”

"You dare to call me retarded?" The first brother of Jianghu looked at Xue Dongnan with a ghostly expression, and then he said sharply: "Xue Dongnan, you are so bold, my first brother of Jianghu hates others to say that my IQ is low, I will cut off your hand today!" ”

"Look at the move!"

The first brother of Jianghu threw the sack over with a flick of his hand, and the hand flew to Xue Dongnan's shoulder with a swish, Xue Dongnan was so disgusted that he almost didn't vomit, and the first brother of Jianghu made a move to split Huashan, and grabbed the broken blade with both hands and slashed down angrily.

The whirring cold wind sounded on the door of his head, Xue Dongnan was so frightened that he was shocked into a cold sweat, he also instinctively retreated, who would have thought that his feet would slip, and his body would lie on the ground with a plop, as soon as he lay down like this, the body of the first brother of the rivers and lakes did not stand firmly, and he lay on the ground with a plop, hugged Xue Dongnan, and his mouth snapped on Xue Dongnan's head.

The whole world stopped turning in this second, the eyes of the two people looked at each other affectionately, Xue Dongnan's eyes showed fear and shock, his two hands were still holding the ground, but the first brother of the rivers and lakes pressed on him.

The eyes of the first brother in the rivers and lakes showed incredulity and shock, he couldn't believe that he was so teased by Xue Dongnan, he, he actually kissed a man.

"Gross!"

Xue Dongnan was the first to retch, he pushed the first brother of Jianghu off himself with both arms, and then he held on to the trash can and vomited.

"My mother, I actually kissed a man......" Jianghu Yi's face became extremely white, and his stomach seemed to have worms wriggling, and he was anxious to fly out of his mouth.

"Fuck...... You kiss me! Xue Dongnan roared angrily.

The first brother of the rivers and lakes looked at Xue Dongnan dumbfounded and roared angrily; "My fucking hobby is women, and I don't have any interest in men, obviously you deliberately fell down and let me kiss!"

"I deliberately let you kiss it, you have a hole in your brain!"

Xue Dongnan was so angry that he couldn't help but hit someone, he wanted to get angry, but the fire in his stomach ran into his chest, and he was as angry as a cow panting, and he couldn't scold.

"Grandma has a leg, Lao Tzu's reputation in this life is ruined......"

The first brother of the rivers and lakes scolded and scolded, and looked at Xue Dongnan with resentful eyes: "We are both like this, I can't cut off your hands, I will return the money, and then tell them that from now on you will be the man of my first brother in the rivers and lakes......"

"Ahh

"Do you need to cover me?" Xue Dongnan stretched out an international gesture at the other party with disdain.

"True love, like plum blossoms blooming over ......"

An uncle drove by the car on three wheels, and the subwoofer on the car played a cut plum, and the two of them felt even more creepy after hearing this song.

"Uncle, come down, uncle, come here, I promise not to beat you......"

The first brother of the rivers and lakes grabbed his sack and stopped the uncle, the uncle didn't know what he had done, looked at him innocently, and asked, "Young man, why are you stopping me, robbing?" ”

"I'm going to hit you!"

After the first brother of Jianghu gritted his teeth, he directly put the sack in his hand on the uncle's head, and then he dragged the uncle out of the car, and he was directly beaten.

"Stop, you'll beat the uncle to death in a while, what's coming at me......"

Xue Dongnan hurriedly ran over to stop the first brother of Jianghu, who would have thought that the first brother of Jianghu suddenly took a dozen steps back, and said with a shocked face: "Don't touch me, you mentally retarded man who likes men!" ”

Xue Dongnan rolled his eyes and said, "You are mentally retarded." ”

"You're the ......"

"Okay, don't quarrel with me here, I'll give you 200,000, you go and cut off the employer's hand for me, and we will not owe each other anything in the future."

"Also, tonight's incident must not be mentioned in front of others, otherwise I will kill you, did you hear it?"

Xue Dongnan threatened with a cold face.