"I—I'm not going to break you......" I said to Xiaoqin as I resisted the drunkenness.

"Help~~~~" Xiaoqin used her two thin white hands to hold my two relatively rough big hands, and said, "Just break people~~~ Ye Lin is the best~~~"

It's because you're a good person that I won't agree to break you!

Xiaoqin's eyes rolled, grabbed the neckline of the dress with one hand, and fanned the neckline with the other hand, making a look of unbearable heat.

Do this kind of action next to the boy, as long as it is not a dinosaur, the boy will not be able to control his eyes and peek at the little white rabbit in the girl's neckline.

I'm not immune to vulgarity, sometimes the hormonal liliang is really unimaginably big.

But what's so nice about Xiaoqin's chest? I, who have touched Gong Caicai and Xiong Yaoyue's breasts successively, shouldn't I have "once been embarrassed by the sea" and disdain Xiaoqin's flat chest!

Am I a "poor man" who likes the kind of green buds that are like nothing and budding?

No kidding! Amy's boobs don't protrude because of her age, but I've never peeked at her like I peeked at Xiaoqin now!

Because it's immoral to be interested in my sister's body! The real sister is like that, the righteous sister...... That's how it should be!

But weishenme, I'm peeking at my sister's boobs right now! And it's still such an inconspicuous boobs! It must be a drunken relationship! Definitely!

Qin pretended not to notice my voyeurism and continued to fan herself.

"It's hot! It's hot to death! How can it be cool? ”

His face was red and his heart was beating, as if he was really going to suffer from heat stroke.

"It's better to-" Xiao Qin deliberately dragged a long voice lightly, "Why don't you come and do me a favor and help me take off my dress first!" ”

At this stage, information about the "good old guy model" can be made public:

(1) The Good Guy mode will appear when I am drunk, and will automatically end when I wake up.

(2) At this time, I will always have a smile on the corner of my mouth, and I will become unusually kind (although my face is still very scary).

(3) I will try my best to meet any request that is not too excessive in soft words.

With the experience of tricking me into carrying her to sleep last time, Xiaoqin obviously figured out my drunken behavior, so she changed her phrase to lure me and her to "cook raw rice and mature rice".

"It's hot...... If Ye Lin doesn't help me, I'm going to die of heat......" Xiaoqin looked at me pitifully while making a look like she was about to faint.

But how can the logic in the brain of a "good person" be completely predicted by her, a person who takes shoujo manga as a life textbook and takes "Lang Man" as her only survival goal?

I was very kind enough to fix the desktop fan on the table and the air vent directly in front of Xiaoqin so that she wouldn't feel too hot.

Xiaoqin instantly showed a disappointed expression, but she didn't give up, she lay down on the bed, and her small size didn't occupy too much space.

After letting the fan's air not blow to herself, Xiaoqin's chest rose and fell and begged me: "People, people are still very hot!" Not only hot, but also thirsty! If Ye Lin doesn't help, I'm going to die! ”

"......Well," I scratched my head, "I'll raise the fan to blow you, and then feed you water, right?" ”

Xiaoqin saw a bottle of tomato juice from the farmer's orchard behind the electric fan that I drank the remaining two-thirds, so she said coquettishly:

"I'm too hot to get up! Ye Lin must feed me juice mouth-to-mouth! Or I'm going to die of thirst! ”

I thought about it for a moment, and for the two of us who had already tongue-kissed, mouth-to-mouth juice was not a particularly difficult thing to accept.

And I was very helpful when I was drunk, Xiaoqin said that I was dying of thirst, and I couldn't see death without help.

So, I turned around and went to get the juice, but I didn't see Xiaoqin's dark snicker on her face the moment I turned around.

Soon I took a big sip of juice, took it in my mouth, and leaned over to feed it to Celery.

Qin opened her lips, her eyes slightly closed, her eyelashes trembled, and she was immersed in happiness from head to toe.

The four lips were pressed together, and I felt the soft and tender touch of the other as I slowly poured the juice into her.

Qin also sucked desperately, greedily, as if even if I poured poison into her, she would take it all.

When I was seen by others, I would think it was terrible, but for me when I was drunk, I felt like I was doing a good deed.

Saving someone's life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter!

What I didn't know was that at the same time, the squad leader was in the opposite room, and he had been tied up for a full ten minutes, maybe he had a nightmare of being tied up SM, right?

Compared with Xiao Qin, who pretended to have a heat stroke, the squad leader is the person who needs me to save more.

But as soon as I poured half of the juice in my mouth into Xiaoqin, her eyes widened in horror.

Huh? Don't you like the taste of tomatoes? It's not a picky eater! According to Penthos, tomatoes contain much more cell-activating substances than other fruits.

Of course, there are also people who think that tomatoes are not fruits, but vegetables, and Amy thinks so.

According to her, when tomatoes were exported to the United States, the U.S. Customs believed that tomatoes could be eaten directly and were fruits, so they had to pay tariffs; Exporters believe that tomatoes should be exempt from customs duties because they have to go into the kitchen and be prepared before they can be served on the table.

The two sides did not give in to each other, and Zuihou had to settle it through the law, and the court ruled that tomatoes were vegetables, on the basis of ...... It may be that the judge himself does not like to eat raw tomatoes.

"It's not sweet at all, it's pretending to be some kind of fruit!"

For Amy, who believes in sweetness, this is the most important reason for her to expel tomatoes from the ranks of fruits.

At this time, Xiaoqin's face showed a look of horror, but it was not as simple as hating tomatoes.

My dull palate has just discovered that what I have poured into my mouth is not the tomato juice from the farmer's orchard, but the beer that I also put on the table, dyed purple with food coloring!

The purple color looks quite like "juice"!

Alas, if it's wrong, it's wrong! At the time, I thought that this purple was from purple berries, and I thought to myself: Anyway, I drank half a bottle and didn't feel like I was going to estrus, I guess the recipe is wrong, even if I pour a sip of celery, it won't make her the same as Pooh last night, right?

But Celery, who realized that she was being poured beer into it, became so frightened that she pushed me away from her with all her might, as if to resist my strong kiss.

The lips of the two made a "wave" sound, and when they separated, a little ** timbre was revealed.

Xiaoqin's movements were a step late after all, and all the beer in my mouth was poured into her throat, and I couldn't spit it out.

Gragging her neck, Qin sat up from the bed, coughed lightly, and then a look of despair and fear flashed in her eyes.

Huh? Not really, right? If you don't even care about pregnancy, are you afraid to drink a little beer?

Or do you behave strangely while drunk? Like I'm going to be a good old guy when I'm drunk?

What's so scary about that! You're usually "abnormal" enough, okay! Even if you're drunk and punch drunk, can you surprise me even more?

"Wild ......"

Xiaoqin's head is getting lower and lower, and her eyes are gradually hidden behind long bangs, giving people an impenetrable feeling.

"What?"

"What was the most annoying thing about wild swimming!!!"

Xiaoqin's emotions have changed so much in an instant, I can't understand that the word "wild" at the beginning of her and the sentence she said in one breath at the beginning are not the same emotion.

As if she had suddenly turned on Super Saiyan mode, Celery jumped out of bed at three times the speed and jumped onto the table, nearly kicking over the two bottles I had placed on it.

Then he violently tore the curtains with his hands, opened the window, and jumped out without looking back.

The action is smooth and rigid, and if I hadn't seen the briefs with fine lace exposed under Xiaoqin's skirt, I would have suspected that the other party was a cute boy.

Huh? I leaned on the window edge and looked out, and after Xiaoqin jumped out of the window, she ran into the darkness with the force of the wind, and the urgency was so urgent that she didn't want to be in the same room with me for even a second.

Still in the state of a good old man, I scratched the back of my head, puzzled.

At this time, I heard an unusual noise outside the door.

I thought it was Celery running back in a circle (which is possible for Super Saiyan's speed), so I opened the door and went to check.

Unexpectedly, the other party was not Xiaoqin, but Zhuang Ni, who was sneaky and wearing a darker skirt in the dark corridor, like a ghost, and had opened half of the squad leader's door.

Seeing that I was staring at her, she showed a very puzzled and annoyed look, presumably blaming Xiaoqin for not doing things well, and she couldn't even handle me when she was drunk.

Without saying a word to me, he dodged and broke into the squad leader's door, and held the deadbolt tightly, wanting to lock the door as soon as he entered.

Even if my IQ dropped after I was drunk, I knew that she didn't live in this room, and she broke into the squad leader's room in the middle of the night, definitely trying to disadvantage the squad leader.

And the squad leader will definitely lock the doors and windows before going to bed (one of the main symptoms of obsessive-compulsive disorder), under normal conditions, how can Zhuang Ni easily open the door from the outside?

At this time, I didn't know that Xiaoqin had already used a thin wire to pry open the slide lock of the window, and then came in to leave the door for Zhuang Ni.

The moment Juanny opened the door, I noticed that there seemed to be a lot of things on the class leader's bed that shouldn't have existed.

The light was too dim, and I couldn't see clearly that it was Xiaoqin's climbing rope used to tie up the squad leader just in case, but I intuitively noticed that the situation was different.

Seeing that Zhuangni was about to close the door and lock it, I immediately squeezed in through the crack in the door!

Juanny, who tried to stop me from entering, eagerly put her shoulder against the door of the house, and she did so completely as a mantis arm, and I pushed her away.

"Be careful!"

I was in the state of a good old man, and reached out to pull Juanny, but she, who hated men very much, opened my hand viciously, despite the fact that she was falling backwards.

As a result, she suffered by herself, hit the back of her head on the edge of Gong Caicai's bed, and fainted suddenly.

Fearing that she would die, I went to check on her, only to find that her snort and pulse were normal, and she was simply unconscious.

Anyway, if she woke up and knew that I had touched her pulse, would she have chopped off my hand?

Out of this consideration, I, who did not immediately move Zhuang Ni, raised my eyes and saw Gong Caicai's sleeping position on the bed.