Xiaoqin and I walked into the gate of Qingzi School Park,Each wore a school uniform of Qingzi School Park,It looks like a couple from a distance.。

In fact, I have been brought into Qingzi School Park by Amy and Peng Thos many times.,My appearance is so distinctive.,The security guards have long remembered me.,You can come in without this clothes.。

Not to mention Xiaoqin, the security captain has seen Xiaoqin and Ren Hongde, the chairman of the group, together, and knows that Xiaoqin is Ren Hongde's niece, and it is too late to flatter, how can he stop her?

That is, because Xiaoqin has a phobia of men and does not dare to talk to the young security guards, so every time she climbs over the wall, it looks like she is on a secret mission.

Today, I took Xiaoqin and wore a school uniform to enter at the main entrance, just to avoid the trouble caused by some security guards who didn't know our identity and met Xiaoqin on campus and asked her.

"Staring (⊙_⊙) at ......" Xiaoqin stared curiously at my pants when no one was around.

"Look at what! Do you think I'm still wearing your stretch leggings! I breathed, "I'll take off those stretch pants as soon as I get home!" Strangulation! ”

"But my mother's friend said that if you wear these stretch pants against the skin, they are very suitable for sports......

"That's because your mom's friend is a woman! I'll wash those stretch pants and give them back to you! If you don't dislike it, just wait until you grow up to wear it! ”

Xiaoqin lowered her head shyly and whispered, "Classmate Ye Lin said this, do you like plump buttocks......

I'm talking about your body growing a little bit as a whole! It's not about a specific part of you!

However, I am also very happy to see that Xiaoqin has gradually returned to her normal state, although it is not like the earliest meat jokes, and the meat joke level is MAX, but it has also risen to a certain level.

004 and 005, who were standing guard in front of the VIP building, the first thing they did when they saw Xiaoqin was to subconsciously cover their eggs, Xiaoqin smiled bitterly in embarrassment, pretending not to see the other party's reaction.

After talking to Penthos and knowing that Amy had gotten up, Qin and I went to the outside of room 101, only to hear an electronically synthesized robotic voice coming from inside.

"Under attack!" "The core-combinator is locked." "The identification system has been backed up."

"The attacker is Master One." "Enter a state of defense and no counterattack."

"Warning! Warn! The WiFi antenna is damaged! ”

"Keep attacking me, I will no longer be able to provide WiFi access services!"

"What a rambling thing! Dead robots! Amy yelled, "You can't even fire a laser cannon, who needs a robot minion like you as a rubbish!" ”

I opened the door to room 101 and saw a very ridiculous scene.

Amy is wearing a casual cool short skirt, sandals on her feet, and holding a prop sword in her hand (a bit like Frost Sorrow in Warcraft), and attacks the robot in front of her back and forth, swaying back and forth with the attack action, like a summer breeze.

The robot in front of her, which is said to have been made by Dr. Yu, looks very ridiculous.

It's like a copycat of Google's Android robot icon, and it's like a copycat of R2-D2 from Star Wars! The cute robot that writes R2-D2 and reads "Antu Ditu" has been slightly modified by Dr. Yu and made in real shijie!

The shape of the robot's head is the same as the Android icon, two antennas protruding from the top of the head are responsible for sending and receiving signals, and the body is like a trash can like R2-D2, and the two hands are retractable clamp design, but they can only swing back and forth, no legs, and only rely on three wheels that can be rotated at will to move.

The semicircular head houses two camera-like eyes, no nose, and directly underneath is a narrow speaker that plays the role of a mouth.

Anyway, the robot's expression exploded! No matter when you look at it, it's a ⊙▂⊙ expression!

I heard that the model is B-2? Is it in the same vein as R2-D2? Or is it because the expression is too 2B, so it is referred to as B-2!

"Master, master, please don't hit me again." Every time the cylindrical B-2 was knocked backwards by Amy's sword, he re-rolled the wheel and drove back to Amy so that she could continue to fight.

"Master, my WiFi transmitter antenna has been damaged, and according to the information I found on Google, modern humans will run out of vitality after 10 minutes without the WiFi signal - please don't joke with your own life."

Don't believe what is said on the Internet! If you leave the WiFi signal for 10 minutes, you're talking about super otaku!

"Drop—scanned to Master Three." The neckless robot turned its head unusually smoothly towards me, "According to the intelligence, the third owner is a robot controller, and it should help B-2 get out of trouble......"

With that, it staggered towards me with a very stupid trajectory, and Amy chased it with Frost Grief very vigorously from behind.

Who is the robot control! I'm in control of a mighty robot like Optimus Prime, not a stupid, moving trash can like you!

"Master Three, please help me." B-2 continued in a tablet's electronic voice, "I'll repay you with a WiFi signal and a girl's panties." ”

"Bastard! Who told you I like girls' panties! Obama! ”

Laughing and crying, I grabbed B-2's two ears on top of his head - the receiving antenna and the transmitting antenna, one of which had been crooked off - to prevent it from pounce on me.

"Obama - Di - the first African-American president in the history of the United States, his term will end at the end of 2016, the mantra is 'change' - Di - Google search engine is blocked, temporarily switch to other search engines - Obama's mantra is 'change', his real identity is an underground member of the Chinese Communist Party, Chinese name is 'Ao Guanhai', with the noble purpose of saving the American people from fire and water, he has penetrated into the enemy, vowing to completely change the evil United States......"

"Although there are many difficulties, but Aoguan Haiyi is bold, when he was in elementary school in Yan'an, his chakra has far surpassed the ordinary Young Pioneers around him, his communist energy is firm and powerful, and he is awe-inspiring to be called "black big eyes three times faster", and at the age of 16 he became a great chengguan ......

Enough is enough! You're searching for what people are writing on posts and forums! There is no essential difference from the top ten mythical beasts of Baidu back then!

Dr. Yu: That's how you came to improve the intelligence of robots? It seems to have the ability to go online to learn, but in fact, it can't distinguish between the real and the fake, and it has learned to think that the president of the United States is an undercover agent of the Chinese Communist Party, and human beings will die after 10 minutes of leaving the WiFi signal!

And just now I heard it call Amy "Master No. 1", and Amy said that it was a "garbage servant", could it be that this robot was made by Dr. Yu to be Amy's follower?

Congratulations! Amy has a second non-human henchman besides Obama! And its expression 2B degree is not inferior to Obama, the difference is that Obama's 2B expression changes often, while B-2's 2B, like its name, is eternal!

It seems that at this time, Amy found Xiao Qin standing behind me, she raised the prop sword in her hand, the tip of the sword was pointed at Xiao Qin, and said with a vigilant face:

"What are you doing here! Who made you pester the valet! You're not welcome here! ”

Qin didn't know how to respond, so I pushed B-2 to the side, grabbed Qin's shoulder, and pretended to sit on the sofa in the living room with Qin.

"Don't be so fierce to my brother's girlfriend," I said with Erlang's legs crossed, "It's better to call her 'Sister Xiaoqin' from now on!" ”

"Who is going to call her sister!" Amy raised the prop sword in disbelief, and made it look like she was going to swing the sword and cut it down, forcing me and Xiaoqin to sit far away, but the sword suddenly remembered something halfway through, and frowned:

"Didn't you say that in front of outsiders, you want to continue to be my valet? How can you claim to be your brother in front of B-2? ”

Since China's first lunar rover can be named "Jade Rabbit", then it makes sense for a two-cylinder robot that learns indiscriminately to be named "Forced Rabbit", and I decided to call it B-2 in the future.

Xiaoqin was hugged by my shoulders, a little unnatural in front of Amy, and I was silent for a while, I grabbed a handful of pistachios from the dried fruit bowl on the coffee table and handed it to Xiaoqin for her to eat as she pleased.

Then he looked at Amy, whose expression was becoming more and more dissatisfied, and laughed: "The rabbit said that you are its No. 1 owner, how can you be considered an outsider?" ”

Amy's physical strength was not good enough, and after raising the prop sword for a while, she was so tired that she put it down, and turned into a cane to prop up on the carpet.

"Humph!" Seeing me and Xiaoqin showing sweetness in front of her, Amy turned her face to the window, and the dazzling sunlight made her very dissatisfied, and she wanted to poke the sun in the sky with the sword in her hand.

Knowing that Amy's skin was extremely sensitive to ultraviolet rays, I immediately stood up and closed the curtains that were only half closed, all so that the sunlight could no longer directly damage my sister's skin.

After closing the curtains, I found that Amy's gaze had softened, and although her big blue eyes like the Danube River still flashed with complaint and anger, at least she did not continue to lose her temper with Xiaoqin, but answered my last question:

"The rabbit was made by Dr. Yu, and what he did, of course, could be a spy for him! How can we fully trust a robot! ”

There is some truth in it, some things really shouldn't be said in front of the rabbit, but the brother-sister relationship between me and Amy, Dr. Yu has known for a long time, so there is no need to hide it.

"By the way, the rabbit said that you are the No. 1 master, and I am the No. 3 master, so who is the No. 2 master?"

Amy tapped the carpet with the tip of her sword and replied unhappily, "Of course, the second master is Dr. Yu himself!" ”

"Huh? As the creator, he can actually give you the number one master? "I expressed my surprise.

"What is there to be surprised at!" Amy dismissively threw Frost Sorrow to the ground, "Of course, Dr. Yu originally wanted to be the No. 1 master, but then I said that I would sponsor him with some research funds, and he immediately gave up the position of the No. 1 master......"

It's super undisciplined! So Dr. Yu, you said earlier that whoever supports you in transforming all mankind will die for whomever you want, and as long as you give you more money, you can betray Ai Shuqiao at any time, is it true?

What is surprising is that the rabbit was created, and it was actually related to the female school doctor Chen Yingran.