Chapter 1062 I'm frightened, I want to suppress my sperm! (2-in-1)
If given a choice, Niu Wazi and the Northern Tibetan Wolf would rather cling to the outer wall of the eighteen-story building than come down. But in the face of layers of people holding hammers in front of the window, and there was a high-pressure water gun on the roof of the building Xiangxia to greet them, Niu Wazi and the Tibetan wolf could only obediently jump from the balcony on the second floor to the dense urban management encirclement and throw themselves into the net.
"Fight, let's kill this little bastard together, the Public Security Bureau is here, I'll take it!" Ding Dazhuang, director of the Yanjing City Urban Management Law Enforcement Bureau, pointed to the cow baby and the northern Tibetan wolf on the third and outer layers of the encirclement, and roared loudly angrily.
"Wait!" Niu Wazi's face didn't know how to get dust, and when he heard that Ding Dazhuang was going to let his subordinates do it, his little face sank, and he quickly stepped forward and said breathlessly, "Old man, do you know what background the two of us have?" Did you know that we, Weishenme, would come and smash your office? ”
Ding Dazhuang, 48 years old this year, may be because he often eats and drinks outside, Ding Dazhuang's skull is a little bald, his eyes are a little bulging, and his belly is a little big.
"Fuck you! I don't care what your background is! Ding Dazhuang stood at the front of the crowd, looked at the two little children who were not as old as his daughter, and ignored Niu Wazi's scolding, "For so many years, we have only smashed others, and we have never been smashed by others!" You're a **, you actually came to our city to pretend to be B! ”
“haha!” Seeing that the others did not immediately surround him, Niu Wazi gave the Tibetan Northern Wolf a look of opportunity, took two small steps forward, and said solemnly, "Do you think that how many people in your bureau can climb down from the eighteenth floor and be safe?" Don't you think we made such a big fuss, but Director Sun Shaobo didn't send someone here? ”
"This?" Ding Dazhuang looked at Niu Wazi's calm expression, and quickly recovered from his anger, yes, these two people are so noisy, why didn't the Dongcheng District Public Security Bureau send someone? Could it be that these two are really sons and brothers with a very good background? But the son-in-law of Yanjing City has seen the photos himself, why do these two people in front of him look so strange?
"Director, it's better to ask clearly before you do it, after all, they are just messing around and breaking something, in case we hurt someone, it may be very troublesome at that time!" Ding Dazhuang's secretary Zhang Hai is a man with glasses in his forties, who is very thin, but his eyes are shrewd. Looking at Niu Wazi's indifferent expression, Zhang Hai hurriedly reminded in a low voice.
"Then you just *** say it, if you can't satisfy me, I'll let my brothers trample you now!" Ding Dazhuang nodded slightly to Zhang Hai, glared at Niu Wazi, and ordered loudly in a tough and ruthless tone.
"Director Ding is really the dragon and phoenix among people, he is sophisticated and spicy, fortunately, when I came out, the old man at home explained that he could only play around, and he would never die. Otherwise, if our brothers hurt Director Ding's people today, I believe that with Director Ding's affectionate and righteous character, he will definitely kill our two brothers to avenge your men! Just for your mind, my cow baby bowed to you! "What a shame! This disgusting thing can also be said! The Tibetan wolf felt a tightness in his chest and almost threw it up.
"Hmph, count you as acquaintances!" Although Ding Dazhuang's face was still full of anger, when he heard Niu Wazi's compliment, his heart was unusually appropriate. () glanced at Niu Wazi, suppressed the anger and smugness in his heart and asked with contempt on his face, "Who is your old man?" ”
"My old man is not tall, what can I say? If I say high, you won't believe it! Since Director Ding's hands and eyes are clear, I believe that all the important departments in Yanjing City are clear. In this way, you can now call the various key departments in Yanjing City and ask them what happened there today, so that you can know how lucky you are that you didn't do anything to the two of us just now! The smile on Niu Wazi's face gradually converged, arrogance and disdain hung on his face, and the little head, which was originally a little level-eyed, was now gradually raised, and even looked at Ding Dazhuang's eyes with a little contempt.
"You call and ask!" Ding Dazhuang was a little apprehensive in his heart, could it be that other departments were in the same situation as himself? Turning his head and commanding Zhang Hai, Ding Dazhuang thought about how to deal with it next.
If it is two hairy children fooling themselves, then they have nothing to be polite about, break their two legs, and throw them directly on the street to set an example; But if it's true, then his own people have B the two children to the point of jumping off the building, so how should the field be rounded at that time?
"Fuck off with the guy in your hand!" Ding Dazhuang saw that Zhang Hai went to the back of the crowd to call for verification, looked around, and saw that his subordinates were all holding guys in their hands, looking at Niu Wazi and the two of them, waiting for his own order. Ding Dazhuang frowned and shouted loudly, "Just two children, you don't need so many people, leave twenty people, and everyone else should do whatever they want!" This is surrounded by hundreds or thousands, is it a shame to be ashamed? ”
"Scattered! Scattered! ”
"Go back!"
"Go back right away!"
"We don't need to be withdrawn!"
"You cow!" Hearing Ding Dazhuang's order, looking at the gradually loosening crowd, the nervous heart of the Tibetan wolf relaxed, and seeing that no one was paying attention to him, he quietly reminded Niu Wazi in his ear, "Let's run now!" ”
"Run?" Niu Wazi turned his head as if pretending to be addicted, glanced at the Tibetan wolf with disdain and said, "If you want to run by yourself, the sun has set, if they don't invite us to dinner, I won't leave!" ”
The Tibetan wolf looked at Niu Wazi with a speechless face. knocked people's offices to a pulp, not only did they not want to run for their lives, but now they still have the face to eat, is there such a thick-skinned person? "Damn, why don't you just wait for that Director Ding to arrange the girl!"
"Nonsense! This must have! Niu Wazi saw Zhang Hai whispering with Ding Dazhuang in a panic, and said with a determined expression. It's not the best in the world, I don't even agree! ”
"Director, the situation is terrible!" Zhang Hai used the corner of his eyes to say, "Damn!" No way? And a lot of strange young people? Isn't it Yanjing City's son-in-law buddy? ”
"No! I don't know each other, and my face is very raw! When these people arrived at each bureau, they all went directly to the director's office, first the arrogant challenge, the one-on-one one, after the challenge, these people dropped the invitation and left! ”
"Invitations? These people are sending invitations? Ding Dazhuang's eyes widened, and he looked at Zhang Hai and asked hotly, "What department is this?" How to send invitations and fight first? ”
"Because they are cold people!" Zhang Hai saw that there was no one left and right, and said in a low voice.
"Holy! Chilling people! Ding Dazhuang exclaimed in surprise, and the sweat on his forehead fell all at once. Although he is a bureau chief, on the territory of Yanjing City, he only looks like a bureau chief when he is demolished. Of all the directors, he is the lowest. But the more this is the case, the more Ding Dazhuang has to package himself. Regarding the new things that happen every day in Yanjing City, Ding Dazhuang forces himself to be familiar with them, and some people must remember them even if they have never met. Hearing Zhang Hai say that the two people in front of him were cold people, Ding Dazhuang immediately thought of Zhen Cheng and the Taiye Pool Security Department.
"Secretary Zhang, the National Security Bureau has been defeated by Hanmang's people!"
"Secretary Zhang, the people from the Ministry of Public Security have been defeated by Han Mang!"
"Secretary Zhang, your face is ugly, the people of the Armed Police Corps have been defeated by Han Mang!"
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Zhang Hai's calls are all from departments that he usually contacts more, such as the Urban Construction Bureau, the Planning Bureau, the Health Bureau, etc., because Ding Dazhuang was anxious to know the news, so Zhang Hai asked several other responsible persons to help call and inquire. was already shocked enough, but I didn't expect one shocking news after another, constantly hammering Zhang Hai and Ding Dazhuang's fragile nerves.
"I can't afford to mess with it!" Ding Dazhuang quickly came back to his senses, wiped the sweat on his forehead, hurriedly turned around, and yelled at the subordinates surrounding Niu Wazi and the Tibetan wolf almost angrily, "Roll the calves, right away!" Immediately! Otherwise, expel you! ”
"Boom-" The remaining two dozen or so burly men saw Ding Dazhuang jumping to his feet and cursing as if he had eaten rat poison, and exclaimed in surprise.
"That, that, the little brother is frightened!" With a smile on his face, the braincase with few hairs also shone slightly in the sunset, looking at Niu Wazi, Ding Dazhuang's flattering daoqian.
"Fertilized, that's to get pregnant! Don't you say? Niu Wazi put her little hands behind her back and said with a full mouth, "Or let's go back now!" If we smash something, I'll let the old man pay for it! ”
"Losing money? Are you kidding? Those are all inferior counterfeit products, and I have long looked at them unpleasantly! Ding Dazhuang saw Niu Wazizhun "I should die, I should die!" Zhang Hai hurriedly stepped forward, blocked Niu Wazi's way, grabbed Niu Wazi's arm with a pleading face and said, "Little brother, for the sake of my age, give me a face, stay for a meal!" ”
"-" The eyes of the Tibetan wolf are full of stars, and his head is a little dizzy.
"All fertilized! How can you be in the mood to eat! Niu Wazi glared at Zhang Hai, very angry, very aggrieved and said, "Our old man just wants to invite Director Ding to participate in the founding ceremony of our Hanmang, a few of us want to try the measurement of the invited person, if there is a measure of people, we will send an invitation, if not, then I'm sorry!" Niu Wazi took out the crumpled red invitation card from his pocket, and said very regretfully, "Chengguan is Chengguan, it's difficult to enter the house!" Forget it, I'll tear it up! ”
Seeing the red invitation card in Niu Wazi's hand, Ding Dazhuang's eyes glowed green. has been a leader for more than ten years, and Ding Dazhuang has never attended any important occasions. Usually I can't even see a minister, but now the big haode opportunity is in front of me. Seeing that Niu Wazi's little black hand was ready to tear the invitation, Ding Dazhuang stepped forward and held Niu Wazi's hand tightly and said anxiously, "My brother, you can't tear it!" If you tear it up, brother, I'll kill myself! ”
Ding Dazhuang has a dream, that is, to build the chengguan into an admirable department in his lifetime. Bullfrog's words directly hit Ding Dazhuang's vital point, and in the face of his not grand dream, he clenched Niu Wazi's hand, just like kissing a girl for the first time, Ding Dazhuang's lips trembled a little.
"Isn't that right?" When the Tibetan wolf saw Niu Wazi's appearance of pretending to be B, he was very envious and jealous and said, "Our old man ordered it like this, if we don't do things according to the rules, if the old man knows, we will be punished!" ”
"Or else! Let's not talk about this first, the two little brothers were frightened just now, let's go to suppress the shock first, and then let's take a shower and sing a song, and talk slowly! You see, our director is so anxious and righteous, if you two little brothers don't give face, then I will be unemployed tomorrow! Now that the competition is so fierce, I am old and young, so you can pity me, an unemployed laid-off worker, okay? Zhang Hai saw Niu Wazi and the Tibetan wolf singing and harmonizing, and persuaded with a smile on his face.
"Yes, we won't get drunk tonight!"
"Is that good?" Niu Wazi asked very solemnly, "As state officials, is it convenient for us to be like this?" ”
"Have a light meal, it's okay, it's okay!" Seeing that Niu Wazi was not so persistent, Ding Dazhuang slowly let go of his hand and said very arrogantly, "I don't dare to say anything else, my old Ding can still have the final say for a meal in Yanjing City!" ”
"Shall we go?" Niu Wazi turned his head to look at northern Tibet, "If you just have a light meal, forget it, our Hanmang restaurant doesn't have anything delicious, so don't go!" When the Tibetan wolf heard Ding Dazhuang only talk about eating, he didn't mention playing with his sister, he looked at Niu Wazi very seriously and shamelessly and said, "Let's do what the old man tells us!" ”
"Don't! Don't! Ding Dazhuang originally left the big hands of Niu Wazi's small hands, held the invitation card tightly again, and said loudly, "We want to play with girls while eating!" ”
"Ignore him!" Niu Wazi glared at the northern Tibetan wolf, turned his head to look at Ding Dazhuang and said, "Even if you don't eat or play with women, I will give you the invitation!" You are arrogant enough, a man enough, soft and hard, and strong enough, I am optimistic about you! Niu Wazi let go of her little hand, put the invitation in Ding Dazhuang's hand, thought about it and said, "Don't underestimate this invitation, as long as you go to participate, you will know what it means to gather high-ranking officials!" ”
"That's it! Is that! Ding Dazhuang got the invitation, and he was a lot more sure in his heart, and while gently smoothing the invitation, he turned his head and proudly instructed Zhang Haidao, "Secretary Zhang, call Sanlitun Rolling Stone Entertainment City, and leave a box with a heavenly number to entertain VIPs!" ”