For Xiaoqin, who was full of nonsense and lied to me that Brother Optimus Prime was snatched away by the underworld, I was angry, and I unconsciously picked her up by the waist, sandwiched her under her armpit, and opened the door to throw it out like garbage.

Unfortunately, the mahjong aunt who lives upstairs in my house is going downstairs, she is carrying a bag of kitchen waste vegetables in each hand, and when she saw me open the door suddenly, there was something under her armpit, she had a bad look in her eyes, and greeted me and said:

"What, is the lad going to take out the garbage too?"

When she got closer, she saw Xiao Qin, whose limbs were off the ground, and Xiao Qin's face showed a pitiful expression, as if to say: I am garbage, I am going to be thrown away today.

Although I also went to throw damaged inflatable dolls in the middle of the night, and was regarded as a murder and corpse by the community security guards, which made the neighbors not strange to me, but today I was still surprised to see that I was going to throw a big living person as garbage.

"What! Don't you want this too!? ”

Although I really wanted my aunt to help me carry Xiaoqin into the trash can, I had to talk a lot, so I had to smile bitterly at my aunt, close the door, and clip Xiaoqin back.

Although I have a lot of strength, but I am not the Hulk, and it is still strange to hold Xiaoqin in one arm, and I want to throw her on the sofa when I get back to the living room, but I only have a single sofa at home, and I can't throw Xiaoqin horizontally.

Without much thought, I walked straight into my bedroom, dodging the sandbags hanging in the air, and threw Xiaoqin against my single bed, causing her to fall heavily on my mattress.

Xiaoqin, who was still carrying a chestnut ** bag on her shoulders and hadn't even taken off her canvas shoes, lay on my bed as if she was falling apart, burying her red face straight into my pillow.

"Ye Lin, sure enough...... Is this the only way to deflat? ”

"Huh?"

Xiaoqin spread her hands and feet on the mattress, posing as a very obedient look, taking care not to let the soles of her shoes touch the sheets, and the whole person is a bit like an "X" shape.

"Well, don't you even untie your school bag? Does Ye Lin like me to carry a schoolbag? Will I have extra pleasure when I carry my schoolbag? ”

But you should take your shoes off anyway, right? It's not high heels, so it doesn't add much to the mood...... I'm sorry, I'm really not used to wearing high heels. I knew that the lustful classmate Ye Lin would definitely punish me like this, but it was rude that I didn't wrap myself up properly......"

After speaking, Xiaoqin lay motionless on the mattress, looking like she was letting me fish and meat.

You take it too literally, right? You're a dead fish like this!

Are you tempting me? You're really tempting me! But what about my Weishenme completely devoid of the feeling of being seduced? You look like a poor schoolgirl who has been crushed by the heavy schoolwork of exam-oriented education! People who don't know the inside story think you're unconscious in my bed!

I remember when I was in the hotel, Su Qiao also seduced me, although her skills are not skilled, but people at least took off their clothes! Do you want to cope with the shoelaces before you even untie them?

No, I'm not expecting Celery to take off her clothes, I'm just criticizing her for her unprofessional attitude.

Xiaoqin just lay on the bed and waited silently for a while, and when she found that I neither approached nor left, she raised her head slightly from the pillow.

"Is Ye Lin still angry? Can't I even apologize like this? ”

How did you apologize! Is the five-body throw on the ground? But it's in the wrong direction! You should at least head at me! Who's going to see your little ass under your skirt!

"Well, sure enough, it's because I didn't pack myself enough, right? Although I looked through my mother's underwear drawer temporarily, my mother burned all her sexy underwear after the divorce, and even if she found the size, it was not right......"

"So, today I was not only wearing an ordinary school uniform on the outside, but also just ordinary underwear on the inside, which is really embarrassing......

You go to the underwear drawer of Aunt Ren to be ashamed! With the dead fish position you lie on my bed, even if you wear sexy lingerie, it won't make a difference!

It suddenly occurred to me that Xiaoqin is so short now, it is not like it is inherited from Aunt Ren, and Aunt Ren is not a flat-chested person like Xiaoqin, could it be that the genes of being short and poor are all from Xiaoqin's father's lineage?

"Knock knock", someone knocked on the door, I went out of the bedroom to open the door, and sure enough, the delivery came.

Originally, to celebrate the return of Optimus Prime, I specially asked for some haode from the newly opened fast food restaurant downstairs, including a charcoal roasted chicken nugget rice (due to the avian flu epidemic, it is especially half price) and a mixed shrimp rice, and also added three skewers of grilled squid, two cups of cola, and some french fries.

The result is good now, lie to me that Brother Optimus Prime was robbed by the underworld! If it weren't for the large portions at this fast food restaurant, I would have eaten them all by myself!

Put the fragrant meal on the dining table, and then go back to look at Xiaoqin on the bed in the bedroom, I don't know when she has untied her schoolbag and put it beside her.

Hmph, didn't you say you wanted to play "bag play" with me? Why did you change your mind so quickly? Sure enough, women are fickle!

Xiaoqin unconsciously sniffed the aroma wafting from the living room, and her shriveled belly made a "gurgling" sound very unproductively. Rushing home on the subway after school and rushing back back really consumes a lot of energy, right?

She twisted her head slightly on the pillow, and said to me with great confidence:

"Classmate Ye Lin, I lost your big brother Optimus Prime, can I still eat the meal you ordered?"

"Can't!" I replied angrily, "You didn't do anything to protect Optimus Prime, but you were quite energetic when it came to eating?" You're going to starve me! ”

Xiaoqin buried her face in the pillow aggrievedly, "But...... There are too many people on the other side! They forced me to hand over Optimus Prime at gunpoint! There are also people carrying bazookas! ”

Are you talking about the underworld or Chechen terrorists! The Boston bombing in the United States did not use such high-end equipment! They just used a modified pressure cooker! weishenme The other party wants to work so hard to grab Optimus Prime's big brother? Could it be that I'm from another dimension?

Xiaoqin sniffed the scent of grilled squid in the air and swallowed, then sighed sadly:

"Okay, I don't eat, just lie here and listen to the sound of Ye Lin eating to satisfy my hunger...... But maybe I'll cry out of hunger, so please don't scold me then, hungry people are pitiful......"

Who wants to eat while listening to your cries! This is the strange soundtrack of some unlucky restaurant!

"Moreover, I am hungry and have no strength, and when Ye Lin is full after a while, I may not be able to actively cooperate when I am full, and if I look like a piece of wood or a corpse, please Ye Lin, don't blame me......."

When I'm full, I'll come to you when I have nothing to do? You've watched too many Qing palace dramas! And who's going to play "corpse play" with you? Is my taste so heavy in your eyes?

Having said that, the craftsmanship of this newly opened cafeteria downstairs seems to be good, I don't know if it is because of the new opening, so I have a special conscience, in short, I stand here and the smell of food is hooked by the stomach peristalsis, it is time to talk less nonsense to fill the stomach.

Ever since my dad watched "North Korean Documentary", he has been educating me that Lang is guilty of spending food, so let you eat first, and then clean you up when you are full!

When she heard that I was going to let her eat with sin, Xiaoqin's face immediately appeared with a flowery look, and she jumped up from the pillow, and in order to prevent the soles of her shoes from staining the sheets, she carefully knelt down and thanked me:

"Really...... Are you sure! Ye Lin is really a good person! In order to repay this meal, I will serve you well when I am full! ”

Serve your sister! Is your "ministry" so cheap? Are you a little match girl who has nothing to eat and drink on the streets? Just because I gave you a meal, I'm willing to do anything, and your festival has already flown to Java! Andersen's nose in heaven is crooked!

I coldly motioned for Xiaoqin to come over with me for dinner, but she knelt on the bed and stretched out her hands to me.

"Hug ...... Hug me! ”

Who's going to hold you! Don't kick your nose in the face!

Xiaoqin frowned in annoyance, "But...... The soles of my shoes are so dirty, if Ye Lin doesn't take me back as it is, I should step on the floor dirty! ”

I snorted, "Won't you take your shoes off?" ”

Xiaoqin was even more anxious, "It's okay for me to only wear socks and step on the ground, but where should I put the shoes I take off?" ”

I pointed to the windowsill, where there was still a pair of my stinky socks that I hadn't had time to wash, "Just put them there!" ”

Xiaoqin, who failed to succeed, pouted, and reluctantly took off her canvas shoes, revealing a pair of small feet wearing white socks.

The socks are much cleaner than mine, and it's not too much to say they're spotless, and it seems that Xiaoqin's complete absence from sports activities still has a little bit of boredom.

I threw a pair of slippers in front of the bed, the number is quite big, who made me and my father not low?

Xiao Qin pulled the slippers and followed me to the living room, and when she saw not only squid skewers but also assorted shrimp rice on the table, she hugged me from behind.

"haha~\(≧▽≦)/~ Ye Lin is so good to me! I remember what I love to eat! ”

That's nonsense! You've reminded me more than once that you're particularly interested in seafood and your ears are calloused, so it's no wonder you can't remember it! And hurry up and release my pecs and abs! They're probably trained to defeat you! It's a big faux pas to use them for hugging you! And also! Don't rub your face on my back!

After tearing Xiaoqin's tender little hand away from my chest, I pressed her behind the table and urged her to hurry up and eat, and then settle the account with her about Optimus Prime when she was done.